Is 300 super gay or super awesome?

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

Is 300 super gay or super awesome?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIbxk7idYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKQKGoJjghc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae
Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

It's awesome if you're gay.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

A little of column A a little of column B

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

Why does it have to be just one or the other?

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

Mirin' the movie

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

=

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

Why can't you just 'mire them? Why does it have to be gay?

Oliver White
Oliver White

Super gaysome

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

Super stupid

As all the Shnyder movies

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

dudes cant even be buffed and ripped and hang out together killing sandniggers without it bein gay

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

I'm not even gay and I want to cup that guy's balls and suck on his nipple

Camden King
Camden King

if you are attracted to guys then you are the gay one.

this is a historical story about soldiers defending their homeland. nothing more, nothing less.

that is all.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

His torso is fake btw

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

It's gay if you're awesome.

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

this is a historical story
300
shity ass comic with orcs and ogres
historical
Kill yourself brainlet

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

its called mirin faggot

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

SNYDER IS AN AYN RAND WORSHIPPING CLOSET FAGGOT GYM RAT WHO FILLS HIS MOVIES WITH MACHISMO POSTURING TO COVER FOR HIS OBVIOUS HOMOSEXUALITY AND WHY HIS DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF BY SAWING HER OWN HEAD OFF WITH A RUSTY HACKSAW!!!FACT!!!

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

are you some kind of fucking retard?

you have to be to believe this has anything to do with orcs and ogres. go back to watching lord of the rings you queer boy faggot. i wish people like you would commit suicide daily

Zachary Bailey
Zachary Bailey

Are you aware historically spartans are notoriously gay and cucks? The older men would let the younger ones fuck their wifes on the behalf of the state having more citizens to fight in the army. Even their women were see as manly

John Martinez
John Martinez

its one of the best manmovies ever made. actually THE best. its also a salute to western civilisation.

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

Yes

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

300 isn't gay
Predator isn't gay
Lord of the Rings isn't gay
Captain America isn't gay

Brokeback Mountain is gay

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

If you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie...

John Myers
John Myers

What's gay about Brokeback Mountain?

Asher Long
Asher Long

300 = heroic, burly, straight white masculine men fight evil LGBT-demons

enough said

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

it had the same value in brotherly love that LOTR had, it just conveyed it on a platform of intense violence rather than a grand journey

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

Represents the Spartan mind set well enough

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

Are they poor or something? Why don't they wear armors for protection?

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

LotR had it's moments

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

European Sup Forums means everything is gay to meet their culture
Sup Forums should just be Americans honestly

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

was meant for

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

Predator is the only thing you listed that isn't actually gay

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

fit men defending their homeland is now gay
Wtf I love shitskins now

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

Buttler in 300 is at peak of masculinity in fiction, if you are not a even a little turned on by him your a filthy liar

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

would do you think the life of a cumdumpster in those armies was like. i imagine it wouldve been heaven

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

is this possible natty?

Nolan Jenkins
Nolan Jenkins

Dillios caresses Leonidas heavily oiled butt
Haha it's not homo if you are killing sandniggers

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training…what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

Chase Gonzalez
Chase Gonzalez

Also, you're gay

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

that was a terrible article to read

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

Read a bit more about Sparta before you start judging them as cucks and homosexuals.
If a man could no longer bear genetically superior children he would let a younger man impregnate his wife to carry on the spartan race.

I suggest reading a book called Sparta and It's Laws.

There's no such thing as adultery in Sparta.
A man asked a spartan once what the punishment was for Adultery. He said there is no adultery. Well suppose there is? They would get raped by a bull the size of many mountains. Well how can you find a bull that big? How can there be a spartan who commits adultery?

There really was a 300 man squad that took nearly 20 years to fill.
If a spartan was denied into the 300, he would be ecstatic. Why? Because there are 300 men better than me defending Sparta.

Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIbxk7idYA
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heh

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

It was the pretty much the most cringeworthy blockbuster I'd seen in theaters before Watchmen topped it with its shitty cgi and slowmo. What kind of fucking idiot do you have to be to think people want to see a penis on the silver screen?

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

So much airbrushing to enhance abs in that movie.

It's Snyder's second best movie after Watchmen. I'm going to go watch it now.

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

It's 2017 you fuckface, it can be both.

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

The guys that say its gay are just projecting. Same with the Topgun volleyball scene. Closet queers see what they want to see.

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

REEEEE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD! MUH ARROWS!

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

This film is less historically accurate than your average Disney princess cartoon.

The slave-State Spartans turned into ultra-noble paragons of "Muh Freedumbs" is bad enough.

But to characterize Xerxes and his Persian empire as some sinister LotR army intent on enslaving humanity under their yoke of cartoonish Evil is just silly. Not to mention Xerxes himself being portrayed as a 7' transexual from planet Transylvania.

That said, it's a decent popcorn movie if you completely detach yourself from any historical perspective.

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

yes

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

Spartacus is a better version of what 300 was going for. Things like Gladiator are super awesome. 300 deserved a better movie.

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

High levels of pride is absolutely gay. They all died in the end.

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

classic

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

Archers will always btfo dirty dumb infantry scum

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

Historically they did it in full armor, not in their undies ;)

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

That spartacus show on hbo was gay as hell.

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

But Spartacus was Thracian, not Spartan.

Luke Long
Luke Long

Outside the current political parallels, some critics have raised more general questions about the film's ideological orientation. The New York Post's Kyle Smith wrote that the film would have pleased "Adolf's boys,"[101] and Slate's Dana Stevens compares the film to The Eternal Jew, "as a textbook example of how race-baiting fantasy and nationalist myth can serve as an incitement to total war."[102] Roger Moore, a critic for the Orlando Sentinel, relates 300 to Susan Sontag's definition of "fascist art."[103] Alleanza Nazionale, an Italian neoconservative political party formed from the collapse of the neo-fascist party MSI, has used imagery from the work within candidate propaganda posters titled: "Defend your values, your civilization, your district".

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

It's not meant to be accurate to history. It's pretty accurate to the source material though.

It actually has less nudity than the graphic novel, that has loads of swinging cocks which makes it far gayer.

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

always

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

Very much this.

David Diaz
David Diaz

One last great butt fuck was a gift from the gods

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

Yes.Hardest part is to maintain the same level of bodyfat.

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

At this rate the mythologized George Washington movie will never get made. If it does Snyder should cast Kevin Durand as Washington. Yes, that means the character would be 6 and a half feet tall.

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

Jesus Christ. Why aren't we Klingons yet? These guys were fucking awesome.

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

You're aware that the entire story's being told by the one-eyed guy Leonidas specifically mentions as being a gifted and persuasive speaker, right?

The entire movie is basically his speech rousing his fellow Spartans to war.

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

greeks
not gay

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

he's right though, there is absolutely nothing fucking historical about 300

Julian King
Julian King

fascist, so the first one

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

Athenian detected

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

this has anything to do with orcs and ogres
Tell this to them, brainlet shit

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

you have to be a fucking retard to have a problem with this, the movies are obviously meant to be following the fictional story not the historical fact. People have made out their enemies to be monsters since Egyptian times and earlier, the Greeks especially did this. The movie is telling the tale from a dramatical Greek perspective.

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

Eh. I'm more of a eunich / gender neutral that gave up on 3d waifus

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

Fuck, this picture just reminded me, I played the 300 game on psp a long time ago, there were all kind of imaginary creatures too, not just the ones shown in the movie. Looking back it was amazing, but maybe it's just nostalgia.
Anyone else played it ?

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

Did he let Xerxes in his Hot Gates?

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

being a gay pedo is awesome.

Aaron Lee
Aaron Lee

Zach Snyder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKQKGoJjghc

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

Not realizing this was just the storyteller embellishing the battle
Fucking brainlets get off my website

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

jeans jacket
lol

William Murphy
William Murphy

Did he let Xerxes into his Hot Gates?

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

wow he nailed Snyder's voice perfectly

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

Greeks were notorious homos, pedos and cuckolds.

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

Its not a good movie

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

the part where they have gay sex

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

Actually there's a historical account of some Spartans guarding a single entry way like this from attack

there was also an old path that went behind it, where scouts from the other army saw a Spartan go down and retrieve his fallen helmet from

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

All this butthurt about Greeks lol. Who or what made you people believe they were/are gay?

Read a book before showing off your <50 IQ on the internet.

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

wtf was up with that goat guy

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

Satan having a little fun

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

Super awesomely gay.

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

was greece actually hell?

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

LotR not gay
the denial is strong with this one

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

how did she off herself? all i can find is she committed suicide but not what she actually did to kill herself.

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

back to /pol/ fuckboi

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

cowboys doing cowboy stuff
gay

Closet homo detected

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

Yeah I remember fighting crab man and elephants and shit, iirc shit was lit

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

Yes, it's Platonian/Hegelian in spirit, so it's manipulative. Gays are manipulative, therefore they keep friends with women. Manipulation is awesome in some way, because we want to be the object of manipulation. So it's both gay and manipulative.

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

"300 is gay"
This is the textbook definition of a "movies women will never understand" critique.

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

this, fucking little boys arent gays

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

PLAYIN', PLAYIN' WITH THE BOYS

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

yes of course https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae

Which is what 300 is based on

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

He is was there to witness Queen Gorgos rape?

TheRapeItWasBeautiful.webm

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

It's only weak men that call strong men gay. They do this out of envy, because they know that they're so much farther down the hierarchy than these strong men. So what do weak men do? They try to feminize the strong men, and the only possible way is to state or imply that they are gay. It's pathetic, but such is the nature of weakness.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Wow, Kurt was such a manlet.

Daniel Lee
Daniel Lee

persians
sandniggers

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

Krist Novoselic is as tall as an NBA player.
Wew

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

iranian subhuman detected

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