So he's a virgin right?

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

he's never had any time to get it in. not that he wants to.

remember that at the end of avengers he's only been in chad body for what, a year, his time?

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Juan Martin
Juan Martin

He's probably fucked Peggy's niece by now

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THIS SUBJECT!!!FACT!!! http://thesupernaughts.com/columns/fact/is-captain-america-a-virgin-the-great-debate-of-our-timefact/

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

this and slut widow probably teached him some stuff

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

The word "cringe" gets thrown around a lot these days, but...

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

He did war bond drives for a while with a troupe of dancers, why wouldn't he be fucking one of them? This isn't even mentioning the obscene amount of prostitutes he provably banged in Europe, US troops went through a massive amount of rubbers over there.

William Howard
William Howard

Pls somebody Virgin walk/Chad stride using OPs pic and Aquaman

David Rivera
David Rivera

So he hasn't had sex in nearly a century? How many liters do you think he'd ejaculate?

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

teached
gtfo nigger

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

haha do you think his serum'd-up balls would just be making cum the entire time while he was frozen and then when he got thawed they had to hook him up to one of those horse-mastrubating machines

Jason Myers
Jason Myers

he was literally holding out for peggy. you don't get it, when you're that infatuated with someone, you don't want anyone else. he'd be horny as shit but anyone else would kinda disgust him because they wouldnt be as smart of beautiful in the way pggy is to him

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

You forgot the second haha at the end of the post dummy

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

By the end of Captain America: The Winter Soldier there was still some question as to whether Steve Rogers was still a virgin, as Black Widow commented negatively about his kissing skills but then she’s a Russian slut, like Mila Kunis.

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

He probably fucks/fucked with Bucky

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

haha

Ryder King
Ryder King

kill yourself faggot

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

thanks

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

when spider-man is fighting cap at the airport neither stops to realize they're the only two virgins there

also vision doesn't count bc no penis. it's like saying a chair is a virgin

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

Implying she would let him

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

just realized that in half of captain america's costumes his ears are uncovered and in the other half they're not and it's completely random

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

How is Vision in a relationship Scarlet Witch then? Does he just eat pusy on occasion? That would be anticlimactic.

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

nigga makes a cape materialize out of thin air. p sure he can grow a dick

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

NO NEED, PROBABLY GOT AIDS FROM ANALLY FUCKING YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOTHER AT HER LOCAL WELFARE OFFICE!!!FACT!!!

Carson Young
Carson Young

There's 8 years between avengers 1 and civil war so he's been in his Chad body for nearly 10 years

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

8 years? does civil war take place is 2020?

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

Something like that. In Spider-Man homecoming it starts just after the battle with Toomes clearing up alien tech and then it says 8 years later and shows Tony recruiting Peter and the part where Spider-Man swings in and steals Cap's shield in civil war

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

He fucked that body didn't he? She'd let him experience it right?

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

third from the left is best, prove me wrong

Wyatt Bailey
Wyatt Bailey

Bucky probably got him a prostitute at some point in the 40s

John Carter
John Carter

Why are 5,6, and 7 so perfect? I bet the designer could make amy thing look good.

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

did you miss the scene in Civil War where they sucked face?

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

He definitely sucked Bucky's dick at some point. Probably no penetration but they probably fooled around quite a bit. Bucky was a good friend

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

He had a chance with Natalie Dormer and wasted it too

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

what the fuck was with that scene anyways?

It came out of nowhere and was almost immediately forgotten

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

2>3>5>7>6>1>4

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

Damn Scarjo is a womanlet

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

Be cap
still virgin
go home from shield everyday
close the blinds
masturbate furiously
go to gym and hit punching bag
go home
close the blinds
masturbate furiously
How many times a day do you guys thinks he beat his dick until he fucks Sharon between Civil War and the next movie?

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

that cringey as fuck way he asked her out to coffee in winter soldier
truly /ourguy/

Lincoln Robinson
Lincoln Robinson

She'd be so easy to manhandle

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

I'm not closet homo enough to give you an answer.

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

not wanting tight ape cunny stretched by your big human dick

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

Those titties were gold

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

He's got that spoony nose thing going on
Looks somewhat cucked like him in the face a little, with the mask on

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

God they were
They truly were

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

any normal woman would be like wtf why are you ripping my shirt you psycho

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

Natalie Dormer was in Captain America

I don't remember it at all so that's saying something.

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

She wanted the D that bad son.

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

She was blonde and only there for literally ten seconds

Hudson Foster
Hudson Foster

The writers of Winter Soldier already said in an interview that he wasn't. I'm going to paraphrase here but it went something more or less like this:
he looked like Chris Evans and was surrounded by USO girls for weeks at a time, I'm pretty sure he lost his virginity by the time he was frozen

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

yfw you've experienced a woman literally ripping your shirt off before getting with you

Believe me - it's very easy to get lost in the moment. The "wtf" part comes much, much later after you're no longer horny.

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

His outfit is so outrageously ridiculous

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

haha

James Ross
James Ross

Anyone got the Infinity War script leaks?

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

And Peggy was fucking Stark, the Red Skull and Tommy Lee Jones.

They pumped Rogers up with so many roids and gamma rays, he's balls shrivelled up

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