Hey, what can I get ya

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

Hey, what can I get ya.

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

Why are your frozen mice so expensive, how am I going to feed my falcon and still afford the shower tax?

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

tfw drake is working 3 jobs to pay off his debt

Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

Large bucket of popcorn with a topping of farts from the cutest girl on your staff.

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

"The rape, Sansa"

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

So sad, everyone preferred Drake over josh and now the tables have turned

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe, and a Double Chili Kelp Fries.

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

popcorn is a ladder

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

Someone black and less qualified

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

who are you and wheres Robert?

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

get me robert nigga

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

its gonna take some time

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

what the FUCK have you done with Robert?

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

Excuse me but I only let the smooth chocolatey hands of my dear friend Robert handle my concessions. While you get him, why don't you check the fridge for the fresh crab legs, I know they get delivered on Sundays.

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

Here's your popcorn, sir...

David Perry
David Perry

WHERE THE FUCK IS MAH ROBERT?!?

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

don't you fucking dare...

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

Hang on, mind if I take a quick bite first? Thanks!

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

"Oh, I'm sorry. But where is Robert?"

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

One moment, I'm still perusing the soda catalogue.
Do you still have any vintage Pepsi Blue laid away in the cellar?

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

Robert would never do something like this

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

Oh, white bitch. You wondered into the the wrong coming attractions.

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

be American
several megaplexes in my area now serve alcohol
order a beer
15-year-old behind the counter doesn't have key to alcohol locker
takes 20 minutes to find manager
end up missing half of the commercials

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

This is the point in the story where our leading man finds out Robert has been dead for 20 years

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

put it down skank

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

y-y-you too

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

GET YOUR MITTS OFF MY CORN

William Adams
William Adams

the Theater was never real

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

At Alamo Draft House alone
order a pitcher of Shiner Bock
girl takes order and is gone 20 minutes
girl comes back to say she cant sell a solo person a pitcher
can only do it if I order $25 worth of hot wings
Punch bitch in face
walk out
never been caught

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

Hey, what the fuck can I get ya.

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

The leading man has been crawling through a busted basement window into an abandoned warehouse and watching the shadows of rats dance across a moldy tarp every week for years

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

This piece of shit needs to be shot.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

cool it white bread

i meant robert washington

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

Gedda fuck outta by face, fo' I bust a cap in yo pale ass, cracka ass white devil

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

I want a new bag.

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

and you OTHER Robert

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

...

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

Hey, name's Lucas. I'm the new manager taking over for the other guy who used to work here. As long as you pay the falcon tax, everything's going to go smooth and you're going to get to enjoy your movie, alright? Now who wants some popcorn?

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

You can start off by getting me a large bottle of Somalian seamen for my wife. Also where can I rent a cinema bull?

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

guy is cute.

a few days ago was served by this very handsome kid. he got my order wrong but i didn't mind because he smiled at me and i was blinded by his handsomehotness.

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

I will ruin my life to destroy yours. I will collapses your building and burn your shit to ashes. No one will remember the good times, only the fire, pain and true evil in crumbling ruins

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

Typical lazy nigger goofing off on the job.

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

Robert is a fucking saint and just like every human being on the face of the planet, deserves some time to cut lose. He's got a beautiful girl and he surely will mate with later on that night. You're so fucking envious

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

Ey relax m8, I just like to bust Robert's balls, he's cool.

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

I hope one day you're stranded in a hardcore nigga area, and get raped in every way possible. You would have totally rethought that bin that knife bullshit

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

a large coke, a hotdog, and a personal pepperoni pizza

thanks

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Hey I paid for that!

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

you're fucking stupid
kill yourself

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

Only if I can get your number dear

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

Get out whiteboi

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

Robert is a good friend of mine. Id gladly kill another worthless, relaxed fit jeans white man for my own pleasure.

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

you have no friends larping queer

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

all white kinoplex
I'm never going back to Robert's niggerium again

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

That will be $65 dollars sir

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

One life, please.

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

dubs of truth speaks

a less miserable less pathetic life for me, please ;_;

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

day off from work
go to the movie theatre you work at to watch a flick
Robert, what is wrong with you

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

Yes. Open wide. Now stick out your tongue.
I got yer hot butter flavored topping right here.

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

Local AMC cineplex is getting a "MacGuffins" bar.
Local old arthouse theater already serves craft beer and wine.

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

Came here for this. Bless you for making my day user.

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