Tfw literally always thought "Netflix and Chill" means to watch netflix and...

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

tfw literally always thought "Netflix and Chill" means to watch netflix and chill
no idea it means sex
send text to my older sister asking her if she wants to watch netflix and chill
she shows it to all her friends

J U S T
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All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfts3TGU00k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWdVwt2deY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ0zmEEqzM4
http://www.strawpoll.me/13698196
http://www.strawpoll.me/13698196
https://www.pornhub.com/users/love_hurts_96
http://apps.nolanlawson.com/relatedness-calculator/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4
Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

Pretty smart viral marketing campaign 2bh. Too bad they're still 20 billion dollars in debt and about to lose Disney

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

R 3 K T
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K
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Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

pics of sister?

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

Same, but with Filmstruck and Suck wtf

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

maybe you'll get some

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

Just fuck you're sister.

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

yeah

anyone know where we first started hearing it?

for me it started inbetween when i finished HS and started uni, so i heard it sparsly at work then when i started uni it was already in full meme force

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

be me
be freshman in high school
no idea what cunt means or that it's even a bad word
chads in gym class call me a cunt and laugh
for some reason think it's a compliment
go to my favorite teacher's class
she's a sweet tiny 65 year old woman
walk in
good afternoon, cunt
get two detentions

fuck

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

I find it more cringy that your sister showed the text to her friends than you sending that text.

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

be me, 10 years old
extremely catholic sheltered upbringing
no idea what sperm means, have to ask the teacher in front of everyone during sex ed
the other boys ask me if i know what "porn" is
tell them i think its a chess piece

Man it retrospect its hilarious, but I hated them all at the time for making fun of me

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

embarassing

Aaron James
Aaron James

She's seeking approval or disapproval from her friends before making a decision. I can promise you that if every single one of her friends told her to do it, she would do it.

Women.

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

don't know about the meme
ask a friend if I can come over for some Netflix and chill
she says yes and seems excited about it
we watch Netflix for a few hours then I go home
next day I learn that she told all our friends that I'm gay

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

in the scout
I was a sheltered kid
older kid starts talking about condoms
I thought it was a kind of house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfts3TGU00k

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

Kek

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

Why do women literally assume any guy that struggles to express interest in women is gay?

tfw my sister tells her friends that i've never had a girlfriend
they ask her if i'm gay
she tells me they said that
i get angry and sperg out
they don't know why i'm angry that they thought i might be gay and say i'm homophobic

Jace Long
Jace Long

same but it was game of thrones and bone, wtf was i thinking?

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

16 years gap between the brother and the sister
brother still living at home
With a mom like that it's no wonder shit happened.

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

be playing cricket at school as a kid
find a one of those box cup for protecting your nuts in the equipment
nobody knows what it is
one of the kids says it's a condom and everyone believes him
i don't know what a condom is
they dare me to lick the box
i do it
tfw i gain a reputation at school as the "condom-licker"

i fucking hate kids

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

Wincest baby!

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

i used to think "nigger" was a complement cause of all the rap songs and everyone at my school used to use it cause they were ghetto sri lankan punks

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

Formerly Sneed's

Hunter James
Hunter James

In geography class freshman year, a kid pronounced Niger as nigger. The teacher laughed then gave him a detention and never to say that word again.

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

Noice.

Licked any condom/jockstrap lately?

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

Have witnessed and experienced this phrase countless times without it necessarily meaning sex. Maybe it's some trending new meaning among the new generation.

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

sister is an idiot
she saw I had a dvd of the movie War of the Roses
she never saw the movie, but was convinced it had brother/sister sex in it
always scared of me and accusing me of trying to get a peak at her naked body
she even convinced my mom of this
finally got enough of this shit and sked my gay best friend to help
mom found us kissing and after that she just didn't pay any attention to the insane ramblings of my crazy sister

Good thing I turned out to be really fucking gay though, or that would have been awkward for me after that in my social life.

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

The teacher laughed then gave him a detention
entrapment

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

he didn't know what a cup was

Christ lad, where the fuck are you from that you didn't know what one was?

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

haha yeah good thing, or it would have been weird haha imagine sucking a cock and being straight haha awkward

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

plz let this be real

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

he'd rather fuck a lad than fuck his sister

Bit gay, that.

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

average American family

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

you have to go all the way and fuck her now, OP. Else you'd look like a loser.

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

they're right, there's literally no reason to get that angry about someone thinking you're gay other than homophobia. control your fucking emotions, loser

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Never put your dick in crazy, even if it's related crazy.

James Cox
James Cox

Did she say yes?

David Lewis
David Lewis

teacher laughed then gave him a detention
what a retard. why are americans so afraid of a word?

my history teacher once carelessly blurted out our equivalent of 'nigger' when talking about the atlantic slave trade and the whole class had a laugh and we just moved on

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

Not before the finish Narcos.

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

There is literally nothing wrong with homophobia. Fags are cancer.

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

2007
blue tooth earpieces are all the rage
crushing on this stacy whose locker is next to mine
getting my books for class
stacy opens up her locker
hey, do you want to come over to my place tonight to study?
uh, what?
come on, it'll be fun. my parents won't be back until late tonight
omg is this real life
get a pen and piece of paper
hold it out for her and ask her to to write down her address
turns around and gives me the weirdest look
that's when I notice the blue tooth in her ear
mumble sorry and run off

i still have nightmares

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

This

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

absolute cringe kino

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

Putting emoticons in a serious post like that
This has to be fake

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

finally someone with balls says it. killing fags should be a civic duty

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

Some kid told me to call some uglyish mexican girl nigger in music class even though I didn't know what it meant.
Nothing happened also apparently she liked me.

Unrelated years later
call guy gay for having a leather bag in class.
forced to write apology.
think I worded it saying sorry i called you a gay and some such.
pretty sure angry female teacher reading it was gay.

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

shit that never happened - the thread

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

I remember you lol

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

If only...

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

Could be English family. Mum got the boy when she was 14, which explains why he turned into a NEET, and got the girl when was 30, which explains why she would be retarded enough to have a kid with her slimy big bro.

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

what the fuck is a blue tooth earpiece?

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

this 2bh

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

Fuck her just like in japanese animes.

William Brown
William Brown

You're young, we get it.

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

mom

Obviously not a Brit, you spacker.

David Perez
David Perez

elder sis takes me out on a bro/sis date
walking around the mall just goofing around
drags me into watching a romantic zombie movie with nicholas hoult
hit the restaurant and she buys all the food and drink
acts as a wingman and tries to set me up with girls she knows
go home with her still teasing me and having a good time
my sister is awesome
tell her i love her
go to bed

all you incest faggots are degenerates who should be hung from a tree

Julian Ortiz
Julian Ortiz

I replied to a few random people in the street when they were talking in these fucking bluetooth things. Since then I completely ignore anything I hear outside even if it's very clearly directed at me.

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

my mom would cut my hair
she sucked at it
refused to take me to the barber

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

we don't know how old you are so can you put some years in this statement, you autistic fucking idiot?

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

Mom at least made her abort the incest baby, I hope.

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

I used to think porch monkey just referred to anyone who hung out on their porch, white, black, red-neck, etc...

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWdVwt2deY4

Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

lol

Are you from mid-atlantic or north east?

is this true?

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

this is so many levels of ridiculous I don't know where to fucking start

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

You're a fag for not banging her mate

Brandon Flores
Brandon Flores

nice bowl hairccut...this isn't really you though, is it?

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

Your fucking autistic ass deserved it op

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Did you fuck her?

Owen Moore
Owen Moore

Screenshot for the love of god please user

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

Who chills with their sister? Who even does that?

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

why the fuck not?

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

15 yo imouto
Nice

Nathan Brown
Nathan Brown

You "chill" with friends but family it's different. Chilling is the wrong word.

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

I do.
we watch movies and tv shows together all the time and cuddle on my bed

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

I bet your sister was lying in bed wondering why you didn't even try and make a move, you beta cuck.

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

this girls are gross!

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

haha faggot

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

How is it different, and how is it the wrong word?

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

WASSUP.........YA CUNT!

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

t. 14 year old

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

I always give my sister movies to watch and sneak some incest stuff in whenever possible.

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

watch movie with sister
unusual long sex scene comes on
suddenly dad bursts into room asking what we watching
everytime

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

normie memes are so cringey

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

playing GTA
THAT song comes on
not 2 seconds later mum comes into room

Fuck Mastersounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ0zmEEqzM4

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

once you become an adult and move out of mommy and daddy's house, you and your siblings will still have to hang out somehow. we'll all get together and catch a movie and a dinner once a couple months.

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

Fuck off roasty

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

Nah, you embarrassed yourself famalam.
Im sure you don't have any deep seeded psychological issues that explain why you think it's so abhorrent to spend time with one's sibling ;)

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

mention to sister that cersei is my favorite woman in GoT
sister starts to wear her hair like cersei does
muh dick.jpg

Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

Moron doesn't know what debt is

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

See also: How these retards think the national debt works

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Yes it is you inbred retard.
And don't take it wrong or you are an ableist bigot :^)

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

It looks like a knight helmet lmao
I'm dead

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

um, no. Imoutos are for hugs and protection. Nee-sans are for penetration

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

sister has big tits
allowed to snuggle up to them when we watch a movie
comfy as fuck

pic related

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

Is it sweat or your cum?

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

usually a mix of both

William Howard
William Howard

i literally did not know this

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

15 year old cousin comes over for family get together
she's growing a set of perky tits and wearing tight jeans - far from how she looked last time we saw her
i'm a junior in college and have never had a girlfriend, much less brought one home
mom, drunk and half asleep walks out into kitchen where we are
mom sees her and says: "aren't you going to introduce me, user?"
that's X, mom, your niece
i leave kitchen embarrassed, as does cousin
secretly get horny at the though of dating my cousin like the pathetic faggot i am
probably not even the worst part because
hours later before she leaves cousin tells me:
"anon, you need a girlfriend", instantly seeing through me and my pathetic self

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

Until middle 2016 i thought the same, and told others I'd rather listen to music

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

You mean
fuck

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

Nice

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

what the fuck indeed

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

wonder why he didn't use condoms and why he didn't get his sis on birth control asap.

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

what movie is this?

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

i don't think your gay best friend wants to be just your best friend

Michael James
Michael James

This can't be real

James Bell
James Bell

you would be amazed how easy it is to make a cunt preggo

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

I think rednecks do. Maybe because the next farm is three miles away or something.

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

Whenever I take a shit at a public restroom, some douche on another toilet is always talking on their phone. I make it a point to answer them.

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

whats wrong in befriending the own sister?
my sister is my best friend since the day I was born.

and i'm not a redneck living on a farm.

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

dumb chuckhead
based sneedposter

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

But it really does seem to be that rural people are much closer to their siblings and cousins then other people.

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

Some people have good relationships with their family. I love hanging out with my brothers and sisters from time to time.

Adrian Cox
Adrian Cox

I would unironically bang my sister if I had one

why is life so cruel

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

implying she would want to bang you

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

You probably only think that because you don't have a sister.

inb4 mentally damaged people say they want to fuck their sister
Yes there are exceptions but normal people do not find their siblings sexually attractive even if they are objectively attractive

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

she would because I'm tall, handsome, charismatic, and simply the best in general

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

there is nothing bad about sex between brother and sister.

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

Good boi. If it's come to this, and people look like insane twats talking to themselves while walking alone in the streets, then it's only fair to preemptively ignore them

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

I really don't see what's so bad about fucking your sister a little bit

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

but she would know all your secrets, making it likely that she doesn't want to bang you.

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

No, if I had a sister I would have a relationship with her since we were kids and I'd be her first and only man probably

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

http://www.strawpoll.me/13698196
http://www.strawpoll.me/13698196

Be completely honest

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

It's great for losers like me though who talk to themselves all the time

Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

nah you wouldn't, you would be cucked by some other dude.
her friends from school are more important than her brother.

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

it's already an old meme.

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

31
living at home still

mfw there are people here who do this kek

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

Is that seriously what the fuck "Netflix & Chill" means? How the fuck does that make any sense? I'm so out of the loop on society, fuck everything.

Dylan Reed
Dylan Reed

Jerry would tell her that the "and chill" was crucial.

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

what's the point of moving out of home if you don't want to have kids?? give one good argument

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

have you greentexted this before because this picture is familiar but I can't place it

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

28 here and I do
Buying a house now though
Couldn't do that if I had wasted years of money on rent

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

yes I would

I'd be her best friend, her love, and her lover as well

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

Is it really that hard to comprehend? It's like the old "want to come up for a coffee?" which is literally decades old.

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

Damn, that's rough.

Luis White
Luis White

wasted prime years with parents

jesus i moved out at 24 and it was too late

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

yea I actually did post about it before.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

wasted how? what actually changed once you moved out other than you spent more money?

what can you do when you live alone that you can't do when live with parents?

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

watching movie with sis
we are closer than anyone else because our parents split
preacher family lives next door
they are fighting and the father is shouting quotes from the bible
sis gets teary eyed because it reminds her of when dad was around
the guy is still yelling
i console her and tell her
CRY LITTLE SISTER (THOU SHALT NOT FALL); COME TO YOUR BROTHER[/SPOILER]

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

tell me everything

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

Eh to be fair it was just my mom and she was sleeping at her boyfriend's house most of the time.
So really I basically lived alone in a house for most of the time with my mom occasionally stopping by

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

https://www.pornhub.com/users/love_hurts_96

Is this their pornhub page?

brother and sister living together at home
have degenerate unabashed trailer trash incestsex
sister gets pregnant

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

tfw was invited in for "coffee" as a 16 yr old
"my parents arent home :)"
i dont like coffee, see you soon

Fuck i was retarded

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

it's just the same autist posting the same retarded images with 0 actual proof

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

That's literally the age I moved out.

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

I missed out on so much pussy because I was a retard

I try not to think about it

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

Who's the guy who voted no here? Why?

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

with 0 actual proof
why the fuck would I want to proof anything?
hell I'm glad not everyone takes it seriously or tries to doxx me or some shit.

have good relationship with sister
eventually start fucking
no big deal for us, its just for relaxing and fun

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

bitch has a hairy belly
those nips

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

yeah you just keep posting the same images as always you absolute fucking mongrel

Carson Price
Carson Price

Makes you wonder how desperate her brother was to touch her in the first place

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

the same images as always
actually its the second time i'm posting them here.

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

i have 5 very attractive cousins and i have no desire to fuck any of them

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

you might catched the gay

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

Could have just styled it a little with some hair gel and it wouldn't look so bad.

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

holy fucking shit dude

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

Oh mate, I have so many of these. The only good thing about the slut pandemic is that at least they spell it out for you nowadays.

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

*sips tea*

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

do movie double feature with chick
she picks one I pick one
didn't entirely realize the expectation was that you don't even watch the movie
she did though, that's why she had us watch her movie first, in peace, with the onus being on me to interrupt my own kino film (which aired second) in order to make my moves
yeah fuck off cunt

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

be 16 yr old girl
want to try to experiment with sexy times awkwardly ask boy if he wants to come in for a cup of coffee because that's what people always say on TV and in movies
"I don't like coffee, see you soon"
feel like a retard because what 16 year old drinks cofee?

You at least have the consolation that this is probably how she felt

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

you even go to scratch your butt, not like your asshole but like on the outside edge of the cheek, still outside the crack, under your pants but over your underwear you know, and you go to do it and you catch a little bit and it pulls on your anus in an agonizingly painful way like you accidentally stretched it unexpectedly and you're just writhing in agony for a good 5-10 seconds

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

Cousin fucking is fine, especially if we are talking about past the first cousin. Throughout human history most people fucked and married their cousins, though usually of the 3rd cousin or further relation.

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

Who the fuck knows who their second or even third cousin is

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

moved back to parents aged 26 when i lost everything. 27 now

need to get out ASAP its like being a child again

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

thought for several months that it was "netflix and chilli"
asked someone why chilli means sex
they laughed in my face

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

put me in the screencap

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

your sister is pretty great user. Ask her to let you do her hair sometime.

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

Right. Use this site:
http://apps.nolanlawson.com/relatedness-calculator/

You'll see that a lot of people get it wrong. The popular idea of 3rd cousin being two people with a same set of great grandparents is incorrect. That is your 2nd cousin. So a 3rd is even further away than that, people with the same great-great grandparents, and the genetic resemblance is less than 1%.

Jaxson Myers
Jaxson Myers

Lol FAIL

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

Bluetooth ear pieces are all the rage
Stopped reading there.

Parker Green
Parker Green

I have several sisters and... I probably could bang one of them if I wanted to, lol

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

what?

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

I know what they are
I never met my great-grandparents
How would I know who their children's children's children are

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

I quoted the wrong post

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

be balding man
finally get hot girl to go out with me
want to come up to my apartment for coffee?
tell her I can't drink coffee at night because it keeps me up
didn't realize she meant sex
leave a message on her answering machine the next day explaining the situation

pic is me

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

theyre probably just low iq white trash trump supporters

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

Lol

Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

i didn't move out till 27 and my mom still pays my credit card sometimes

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

/r9k/

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

her
lmao

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

I'm 27 and I've taken care of my grandpa for like 6 years now because nobody else can, so I'm still at home. Not saying I'm not a piece of shit, but I'm saying people have reasons sometimes.

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

fags out

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

me and my cousin had a secret relationship for years, eventually we had a bitter breakup and other family members found out. i dread family get togethers now, they are always awkward and passive-aggressive

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

So this is how that folgers commercial ended?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

Easton Long
Easton Long

I refuse to believe this real

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

I tried but I just end up fingerfucking her hair and don't get it done.
her hair is really beautiful tho and I like touching and smelling it.

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

you first

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

fuck dude

John Clark
John Clark

Timestamp on your sister's tits.

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

"anon, you need a girlfriend", instantly seeing through me and my pathetic self
ouch

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

I had something similar but it worked out overwhelmingly good for me

be spergelord
be virgin, but not kissless
studying abroad, it's winter break too poor to go back home for the holidays every year so stuck in dorm alone.
get a match on tinder with some other exchange student
fuck it might as well, "Yo let's get some coffee or something"
go on a date, not too bad but winter is gay af not a lot of stuff to do outside
tfw literally always thought "Netflix and Chill" means to watch netflix and chill
no idea it means sex

so yeah i got some weed and some pizza back in my dorm if you want to hang out and Netflix and chill or something
"haha you're such a dork" holds my arm
confused by that reaction

tfw get home, roll one up try to find a descent movie sit there for quite some time trying to figure it out
tfw she says let's just watch this one, puts it on
"Gravity, you know what i never actually watched this one, i've always thought it's a bit gimmick-"
tfw she throws herself at me

I genuinely was trying to get into the fucking movie and wanted to just chill and watch netflix

I mean didn't say No obviously, and even proposed it accidentally, but since it was so legitemately unexpected it was almost rape

tfw Bitch didn't even let me get the last slice of pizza

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

implying Narcos will last without Pablo.
If they make it to season 4 I'll be impressed.

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

why would your sibling show her friends stuff about her own family and further embarrass herself? interesting lack of social comprehension you have there

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

this

I can see how the incest fantasy might be appealing because of the taboo and whatever, but that stuff only holds as long as it stays a fantasy

I've got 2 younger sisters and the thought of actually fucking them is instantly disgusting even though objectively they're both fairly attractive

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

It could be worse, she could have said she'd always wanted to netflix and chill with you

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

hahahah condom licker!! licked any condoms today nerd?!?

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

Boring story, she wasn't even your sister.

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

Are you saying
Debt is good no matter what
Or
Calculated debt can be used beneficially
Because the national debt is out of control

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

nah he's saying that because it's summer and he wants to fit in

Leo Long
Leo Long

faggot

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

Never put your dick in crazy, even if it's related crazy.
I'm le world weary

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

It's funny you autist

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

Nah it's fine compared to our GDP

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

Jesus Christ dude, what kind of women have you been hanging out with?

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Levi Campbell
Levi Campbell

didn't they just repackage it and sell it as Chapo or whatever the fuck the mexican version is

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

dude weed

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

welcome to the new age

baiting

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

got

They didn't come in the mail retard.

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

Season 3 is going to focus on the Cali Cartel.

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

suddenly dad bursts into room

Good. That's what Dads do. He's doing a great job and apparently you gave him a reason to not trust you.

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

But to what end? Eventually it has to start going down because other countries will catch our bluff if we say we'll pay them back when we owe them 10x our GDP

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

What the fuck would you know about it, cunt.

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

The increase over the past 20 years in Debt:GDP ratio has not been anywhere near as drastic as your melodramatic meme of 10x

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

that didn't stop us

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

You remind me of the people who laughed off North Korea and now everyone's panicking because nobody took Kim seriously. It doesn't matter how high our GDP is unless you want to start living in extreme austerity mode

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

not my fault me and sis are hot as fuck

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

It doesn't matter how high our GDP is unless you want to start living in extreme austerity mode

Do you study economics at all? Just curious

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

we're also almost always under a blanket together

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

politicians have been taking NK seriously for decades, they've been imposing sanctions all the time and kim kept agreeing to them to get aid and promptly ignoring the sanctions every single time

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

i wish i had a hot sister so we could have awkward moments together

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

Through osmosis by learning about anarchocap

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

nice

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

how do you not know about clerks??

Noah Watson
Noah Watson

But nobody took him seriously enough to cut aid or impose harsher sanctions

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

Ah so no actual knowledge, just Lolbertarian memes and Austrian school garbage

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

they did put harsher sanctions on him but he kept ignoring the sanctions and taking all the money for himself

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

tfw same thing happened to me
except sister came later that evening into my room with only her underwear on when parents were asleep
asked her whats shes doing here
she told me because i sent "lets netflix n chill"
"its too late to watch netflix now, go to sleep"
she looked really confusing and said "oh" and walked away
couple months later finally understood what it meant
sister pretends like nothing happened

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

i've heard of it, just never seen it

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

I have a hot younger sister. We used to bath together until around 14 years old. We played a game in the bathtub where I would be the boat and she would be some kind of sailor riding on my back. There was a lot of rubbing. I was too dumb to realize back then, but now I know she was masturbating by rubbing herself on my back.

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

I would unironically bang my step-sister since we were 10 if I had one

why is life so cruel

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

get on it. it's worth it, especially the first one(there are two of them).

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

you look like a fag

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Here comes the (((Netflix shills.)))

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

That's also called a gf or wife. And they sliz on the reg.

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

Grandma invites me to HBO and Blow
wtf grandma why do you always get so frisky when John Oliver is on?

Invite my imoutou to Hulu and Screw
She laughs at me and says that means vaginal intercourse

Ask me big bro to Crunchyroll and Pound my Boi Pussy
He says no

I guess I just can't win.

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

Trump's America

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

I'll take things that never happened for $100

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

Holy fuck, wait a sec...

So in reality that means sex?

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

its true though
wanna see more of her?
she always dresses up like this, even with our dad in the same room. not sure what her endgoal is

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

wanna see more of her?
hell yeah

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

tfw can't fap because a fat Dutch thruhiker drained your penis 3x last night
I half want to brag half want to complain

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

i know lots of my 2nd cousins, even had my first experiences with a 2nd cousin.

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

calls it a bro/sis date
is this bait or are you really this repressed?

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

MOAR

Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

Look her in the eye and inform her in explicit detail of what you want to do to her closest friend, sorted.

Kevin James
Kevin James

meant for

Justin Evans
Justin Evans

that what the fuck was just amazing

Thomas King
Thomas King

Same here, get paid for it too

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

TOO BIG TO FAIL

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

everyone on Sup Forums literally in some way involved in incest
me included

wtf does that mean?

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

it means fuck da rules lmao

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

Guys who are or will be banging them.

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

You 14 or she

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

Ugly homebody weirdos are too inept to find a relationship beyond the living room couch.

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

I was 14, she was a bit younger. But I started late, she started early.

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

that only makes it beautiful

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

Why do people post this shit all over facebook for everyone to see?

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

tfw sis is retarded

Makes me sad that I'll never be able to have a proper relationship with her. Lots of people secretly wish they could fuck their siblings. I just wish I could have a genuine connection with mine.

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

lmao

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

M-M-MUH TRUMP ;_; WAHHHHH
I hope you get run over by a Challenger.

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

I'm not ugly and could find a relationship but I already have one with my older sister and don't want to end it.

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

I hope you love her anyway, and display it to her

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

Sympathy.

My ex (not a sis) would get extremely loud in an argument. I would say, we're arguing, not everyone in earshot. It wouldn't work she wanted sympathy and back up in case it got physical and to silence me by being embarrassingly loud.

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

I don't love her. I'm incapable of loving anybody.

It's a selfish thought, but sometimes I wonder if I would have turned out normal if she were too.

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

Ok then you fall into the lazy weirdo category. Along with autismal uninteresting chads who pick a fatty because it requires no effort.

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

Why is "netflix and chill" even a thing
Why are women dumb bitches
Why can't women just say "I want to fuck"
Females are nothing but trash
muh plausible deniability so I don't have to take responsibility for anything ever

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

be sleeping
older sister comes to visit me before work and uses her key to sneak in
rubs my head (or my chest) and gives me a kiss
whispers into my ear to wake up and kisses me with her soft lips until I do
makes me breakfast and we eat together
give her a kiss and hug her very tight before she leaves
then she goes to work and I sit NEET at home

living the dream

John Phillips
John Phillips

She needs it. She's your family, don't wait until it's too late and all you've got left is regrets. Try doing something nice for her tomorrow.

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

Girls were so forward for a while there. Now it's a guessing game once again. 1/2 of my own advances ever worked. Usually the girls make their intentions obvious.

Easton Butler
Easton Butler

play it off with a winky face

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

she's secretly plotting to kill you

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

my sis does that but kisses my pusy

Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

She has a weakness for losers. You're just her bro and she'll revoke it when she finds loser cock.

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

be me
have sister
fuck her

Did I do it right reddit?

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

emoticons while accusing your 31 year old son of knocking up your underage daughter

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

Okay, but did the guy still let him crash at his place after those posts?

James Ross
James Ross

she has not left me for the last 25 years and will always be there for me.

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Never said I didn't do anything nice for her. There's just no emotional attachment, merely a sense of obligation.

Lucas Price
Lucas Price

be me an only child
parents both moved away from their families so I don't even have any relatives in my city
no friends because I'm a loser
no women because I'm not a very social person
grow bitter and old, jaded even
watch movies drunk by myself
no whacky, funny stories
Damn, my parents really gave me a fun life. /sarcasm

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

just comfy and relaxed around you guys. When I moved in with an old friend from highschool she got comfy enough were shed just were her panties and a tank top.

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

tfw hot sister
tfw everyone always asking if thats my gf
if I say yes I have to play the chad role so they don't see through my lies and hope they don't find out
if I say no its my sister I have to explain the kissing on the lips

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

tfw no cute sister to watch tv shows with
tfw all alone

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

Hola reddito

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

kampfert
not kampfort

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

Get a gf you losers. No wonder incest is rampant. You probably walk around the house like Mack Daddy pimps, but once you cross that door threshold, you turn into quiet weirdos.

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

yeah but did you fuck her?

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

This.
She so wants it.
It's why she's showing all her friends.
She's craving that brother dick.

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

in grade 9
heard "porch monkey" somewhere and thought it was hilarious
go to black friend's house to watch movies and have a sleepover with a bunch of other friends
as I come into friend's room to greet everyone I yell "WHAT UP PORCH MONKEYS"

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

there's literally nothing wrong with consensual incest, user

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

allowed
way to be a man, user

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

tfw you will never have a sister

Lucas Cox
Lucas Cox

iktf

I want an onee-san.

Dominic James
Dominic James

sister pussy is good but mom pussy is best pussy, my mom have pussy like a baby very puffy soft and red
papa and me really big pretty much so take turns

Parker Long
Parker Long

had a sister 5 years older than me
wasn't hot
was a huge bitch in high school and I hated her
got fat and has two kids
This isn't like my japanese animes

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

That's what they do. They aren't supposed to be your sex slaves no matter how manipulative you are.

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

tfw have a sister but she's not hot

I'd definitely rather have a hot mom than a hot sister

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

You don't understand what it is to be human, senpai.

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

My cousins sister used to beat him up and make him clean the house sobbing uncontrollably at 15.

Would witness it or wait for him to finish. Shit was cash.

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

I don't have a sister, but having a hot mom is not a good way to grow up

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

netflix & chill means sex

wait, wat?

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

Kim jong faggot can't actually do anything because they will subsequently become destroyed. He's only doing that shit to look powerful to the citizens of his country to stop any dissent / uprising

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

is having a sister like this?

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

yes, especially the feet massage part.

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

Same thing like when you ask someone to come in for coffee.
It's code for sex.

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

what's he doing with her feet?

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

Anymore from this set/outfit?

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

So, as a loser virgin, what exactly happens "when you go up for coffee?"

What's the event that follows? Because you go to her place, and, what? Does she put the pot on? Does she show you to her bedroom right away to be like "Hey here's my bed, take a seat," what is the course of action you're supposed to take here?

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

you follow her in and turn her around and start kissing

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

It's understood to be a warm, inviting gesture. Small talk, flirting, jokes and cuddles lead to comfy kisses and more.

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

What if you turn her around and move into kiss her and she's like, "Um, sorry, when I said come up for coffee I meant actually drinking coffee. It's cute that you thought otherwise, but I'm not into you like that lol."

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

by that point, you will easily be able to gauge the mood

im on the spectrum can tell which way the wind is blowing

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

roastie mad cuz nobody wants her LOL

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

be 14
mom dating dude for 1yr
his daughter 2 weeks older than me
be polite to each other when we occasionally all do things together but it's obv a little awkward
they end up moving in with us
me and daughter spend more time together one on one
eventually we start hooking up when nobody else is home
goes on for a few months
she goes to some kind of military academy to make up credits for hs
we fuck for the first time a few days before she leaves
she's there a few weeks then tells everyone she might be pregnant because I raped/molested her
fucking bullshit
detectives sent to house to investigate
they interview me and parents
I have to tell whole story of how/when we started hooking up
show them love letters she had been writing to me WHILE she was at the academy
letters say shit like she misses hooking up and how much she liked fucking and she can't wait to see me again
I'm off the hook
she leaves the academy to live with her mom
never see or talk to her again

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

did she have a certifiable mental illness? how could this just happen out of the blue

you must be omitting something

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

Murray was laying down the charm. Not her only exposure to a man during puberty, while being snowedbin for 9 months.

It's funny that incest ends, when a sister meets a guy irl.

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

Yea you gotta read the situation my dude. If you guys were flirting hard at the bar, nuzzling, saying ranchy shit, you know, it's on and poppin. If it's just some cold guilt thing where she's just patronizing you then you should be able to read the signs and peace out. 100.

Eli Price
Eli Price

Did I hit too close to home.

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

swift uppercut, pussyboi

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

incest ends, when a sister meets a guy irl.
not always, continued fucking mine while her bf had no idea

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

Pretty sure she was bipolar and acting out because it was definitely a turbulent period in her life and she was sent to a military academy and I'm sure that shit was frustrating/embarrassing. She was kinda a fuck up in general but especially at school and got caught stealing, meanwhile I was the "good kid" who got good grades and stayed in my room playing video games and maybe she saw it as somehow unfair? Idk

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