>There was a war that some people blamed on the Bible, so afterwards the victors burned every copy >Every single copy, except for the one this blind guy has >No really, they destroyed every single copy of the most printed book ever >Not even a copy left in some old lady's attic or something Stupid premise
>Bad guy wants to find a copy of the Bible because it has mystical powers >Finally steals it off the blind guy >LOL JK, his Bible is written is BRAILLE >That somehow means that the bad guy could never figure out how to read it >He couldn't just reverse engineering the letters from the title page ("THE HOLY BIBLE - KING JAMES VERSION") or the first sentence which everyone knows ("In the beginning...") and slowly convert the book into the regular alphabet Come on
>The blind guy doesn't care that the Bible was stolen from him, since he has memorized THE ENTIRE BIBLE anyway Impossible.
Do people actually like this poorly written movie?
Lucas Carter
Fuck off you miserable cunt. Enjoy the story and cease your moany gobshite.
Grayson Ortiz
Jesus dude. Chill out.
Juan Collins
>Serious implications the bible led to nuclear end >God didn't stop this >Makes a guy ijnvincible solely so his word can be replicated again
So God was the bad guy and Eli was the real villain?
Jayden Powell
can't even enjoy that movie because of the yellow lense shit
Ryan Bailey
God works in mysterious ways
Christopher Green
Fucking top lad.
Blake Cook
>God let humanity have free will >bad guy
Asher Lopez
I assumed it was supposed to take place hundreds/thousands of years after Christianity was a major religion. It would still be practiced by small groups and it would be common knowledge that it was once extremely influential.
Josiah Barnes
don't look too much into it. the premise/plot/writing was b-movie tier. just watch for the cool action scenes
Xavier Bailey
Right at the beginning of the movie, the main character goes to get something electronic recharged, and the shop keeper says "cool, I haven't seen one of these since the 90's!". Although I guess he could be referring to the 2990's.
Liam Perez
>only one bible exists Is that ever stated? Or there could be others but nobody has gone looking for them or found any
>reverse engineer braille I don't think braille works like that but I could be wrong
Carson Jones
Isn't the bad guy already dead anyway? His wounds were infeseted
Dominic Butler
Eli says the one he has is the only one that's left, and that's why God told him to go on his mission, although Eli could be wrong.
Cameron Morales
But there was other holy (and regular) books in that library in the end. They couldn't find a copy of the most sold book in the world, let alone amiruca, but was able to put quran or harry potter into that library?
God, that movie made no sense
Matthew Richardson
Yea I meant like an alternate timeline type deal. I was mainly just trying to rationalize the lack of bibles like the OP pointed out.
Daniel Price
As said
It was implied the bible led to a nuclear end so of course everything burned the book as a result.
Landon James
Why didn't the bad guy just learn to read braille? I'm sure it's not that hard.
Oliver Hughes
>This book created a nuclear war, burn it! >But Torah and Qu'ran is fine I guess.
Joseph Ross
I guess in the sequel he will get his henchman to scour the countryside for a book on how to read Braille.. but the only copy left in existence is protected by a deaf guy
Isaac Ross
Can't imagine something worse than letting apeshit primitive humans loose and let them do whatever the fuck they way. We were better off in the Garden.
Christian Brown
Probably difficult if you're living in a hobo outback with people who cant read either way. He could always torture his estranged blind wife to translate it to him
James Hughes
Third movie is a remake of See no Evil, Hear no Evil.
Dylan Green
Eh.... I dunno, I think it would be pretty doable even for a real dumbass, given all the time in the world.
Jayden James
forgot pic
Asher Sullivan
>L is V >r is P Whoever made that was having a wank with the blind folk.
Dylan Evans
You don't look at the modern left and see exactly that happening?
Bentley Reed
>I assumed it was supposed to take place hundreds/thousands of years after Christianity was a major religion I am pretty sure they meant that it's only one generation away and they meant that the war was caused by Christianity
Hudson Smith
>He couldn't just reverse engineering the letters from the title page Wow I didn't thought of that
I gues he overrelied on the blind woman just like he overrelied on his man
Lucas Morgan
Why didn't Oldman just make up a new religion? Or just rewrite the Bible as he saw fit and say he found it? He was charismatic and intelligent and surrounded by gullible retards who would believe him.
Elijah Carter
Exactly. That's exactly the point.
In my head canon this makes sense because the war is an American civil war.
Oliver Allen
Because he is the anti-Christ. An anti-Christ has to do things by the book.
Adam Stewart
Why didn't DZW record the Bible in his iPod ? Why didn't he find a computer and input a text file into his iPod ? Ok those are troll questions. Why didn't the publisher guy record DZW with more reliable stuff? He had all kinds of relic equipments on his island. The least he can do is to get at least three scribes on the job so they can compare notes with each other.
Really makes you think what was actually printed in the end
Aaron Lopez
I'm watching this again after catching a bit on cable tv while eating the other day. Cable tv on most channels is like 480p or something, the stingy bastards. So i got a good copy. i'll leave this thread open, cool.
Jace Wilson
>put hamster in the box >you can do anything in this box dude
Jace Ramirez
Who cares, it's a movie for plebs. But it's one of the best post apo visual out there.