Bane?

itt:
we post the entire plane scene from tdkr
everytime we fuck up we start over
i'll start:
Dr Pavel, Im CIA

For you.

Dr. Pavel

I'm a big guy for you

Harrenhal?

Chaosh ish a pit

The trademark I just filed with the USPTO lists Smee, Mymen.

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

He was alone.

Dr Pavel I'm CIA

Ahhh Shansha, I shee your shishter hash eshpied my shecret shcrolls

He wasn't alone.

He wasn't a small guy

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

Dr Pavel, We're CIA

I shuppose I'm Shee I a

None of them were alone.

Was getting caught part of my plan?

FOOKIN TWAT

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

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She imprisoned you

She tried to axeicute you

You you offer her...some...a princess

Dr Sneed, I'm CHUCK

chaosh is a laddah

I shubbose

Uhh.. you don't get to be my friend.

I don't have friends.

Uh I don't have any friends

>Big Guy Time!

CHUCK?

>/got/

>bazinga

Doctor Pavel, I'm FBI.

Some people were with him.

Companions are not allowed.

They attempted to take Pavel. I think the big guy is their boss. The one who covers his face.

The Masghetti Man? Escort them insidewise.

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you.

What did he mean by this?

Only me and my guys, and Pavel are on the roster, plus one of you! Anyone who stays silent leaves the plane!

Professor Pavrioli, I'm DOJ.

Docked or POV all... I'm see eye, eh?

CHAOSH

SOME-BODY

AND HARRY AND HAL
I SHUPPOSHE THEY'RE OFF THE FLIGHTPLAN ASH WELL

Dokatu Povah I CIA!

OOOOOOOO YOU WANT CRASH PRANE
CRASHY CRASHY FIVE DARRAR AKAY
OOO YOU SA BIIIIG

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

FOR YOU
POOR YOU
DOOR YOU
FORE YOU
STORE YOU
MORE YOU
FLOOR YOU
CHORE YOU
GORE YOU
BORE YOU
LORE YOU
PORE YOU
GALORE YOU
NOIR YOU
TORE YOU
VORE YOU

Smee! Take your men down the left flank!
Maimen! Follow the flight plan down the centre.
Dr. Pavel,get on board right after I call Itin.
Forth and fear no Hotheads!

Arise, arise, Agents of Bill Wilson! Masks shall be pulled off, planes shall be crashed. . .
A big day, a painful day AND THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

FLY NOW, FLY NOW, FLY, FLY FOR GOTHAM AND FOR YOU!

BAAAAAAANE!
BAAAAAAAAAAAANE!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

CORE YOU
CURE YOU
OAR YOU
ORE YOU
OR YOU
SNORE YOU
O'ER YOU
FOUR YOU
BOOR YOU
CORPS YOU
YOUR YOU
YOU'RE YOU
YORE YOU
THOR YOU
SPOOR YOU
SPORE YOU
MOOR YOU
DRAWER YOU

AYO HOL UP
YOU AIN'T GET TO BRING NO HOMIES

NO I CIEH

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POUR YOU
SOAR YOU
SORE YOU
SCORE YOU
HOAR YOU
TOUR YOU
SWORE YOU
WHORE YOU
WAR YOU
ABHOR YOU
ADORE YOU
AMOUR YOU
ASHORE YOU
BAILOR YOU
BEDSORE YOU
BEFORE YOU
TENURE YOU
BOOKSTORE YOU
You're a big ocean.

>CI EH
TELL ME ABOOT CANADIAN BANE BUDDY

Jessica Jones, I'm the immortal CIA

at leasht you can tawhk

NEW NUMBER
WHO DIS

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
He wasn't alone.
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
They're not my friends.
Don't worry, no charge for them.
And why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.
Bane?
Aye.
Get 'em on board, I'll call it in.
The flight plan I filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to kidnap Dr. Pavel? He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? Lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone should shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
At least you can talk! Who are you?
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
If I pull that off, will you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy.
For you.
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We have to find out what he told you.
Nothing! I said nothing!
Well, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Crashing this plane. With no survivors! No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!
Have we started a fire?
Yes. The fire rises. Calm down Doctor, now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

SPAIN?

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Dr. Pavel, I'm KFC.

>Ayo! Hol it up! You ain't getta brang yo homies dawg!

dey bitchasses ain't ma boys, bitch

>Dey be working fo' dat noface nigga

tha homie bane?

>das right

Get these fools into mah ride, I'mma holla at mah homies.

>Nigga that flight plan I just dun fixed wid da agency lists me, my homies, my nigga Dr. Pavel, but only one of youz creepy ass crackas.

First honkey to fess up can stay in ma bitchin ride, nigga

>WHICH NIGGA BE PAYIN' YO CRACKER ASS T' SNATCH MY BITCH PAVEL

LOTTA SLAVERY FOR AN UNCLE TOM!

>Or perhaps he’s wondering why someone would ‘pop a cap in yo ass’, before throwing them out of a speeding vehicle?

Ayo! One a' da niggas can talk afta all. Who da fuck is this punk-ass biayotch?

>'It don't matter who we is! What matters is our plan nigga'

No one cared who I was until I put on the hood.

>If I pull that muthafuckin shit off yo head would yo ass stop breathing for gud?

ID BE VERY HURT YO CRACKA ASS NIGGA

>Yo a big-ass nigga!

FO' MA BROTHA, MA NIGGA, MY KANG

>Wuz gettin' busted pah oh yo plan?

Thas rite

>Dat lil' biayotch pavel pussed outta our deal an hola'd ovar ta yo's, wes had ta smash his punk-ass legs fo weaslin' on us

Fuck you, mothafucka! I dindu nuffin!

>[Stares in nigger]

Good job mothafucka, yo got ya ass busted. Whatchu gonna do now bitch?

>STEALZ DEZ BIKE

WIZ NO NIGGAZ ALIVE!

>Sit yo punkass down nigga, they gon' be lookin for one of our asses in the crash

AYO MA NIGGA WE BE LIT DA FLAME UP?

>Sheeit, the flame goin up

NIGGA BE CALM DAWG DOC NO TIME T BE AFRAID YO BITCH ASS

>SHEITS BE COMIN SOON

>Well, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
you forget "Congratulations" after "Well"

goddamn it

Lord Stark, I'm Small Council

Fire is chaos, and chaos is a ladder. Through fire we rise.

Dr. Pavel
I'm CIA

He wasn't alone

Uh, you dont get to bring friends.

"Bp. Havel, I'm DMB."
"He wasn't alone."
"You don't get to summon phantoms."
"They're not my phantoms."
"Don't worry, no summon slots for them."
"And why would I want them?"
"They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the legend. The masked dad."
"Dad??! ...... Summon them, I'll call it in."

"The fc roster I just filed with Gwyndolin lists me, my phantoms, Bp. Havel here. But only one of you!
First one to talk gets to stay in my world!
Who paid you to stagger Bp. Havel?" *bans* "He didn't git so gud! Who wants to try next?
Tell me about Dad! Why does he wear the mask!?! A lot of loyalty for a mad spirit!"
"Perhaps he's wondering why someone would backstab a man before black crystaling him out of your world."
"At least you can tank. Who are you?"
"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our stunlock.
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask."
"If I pull that off would you die?"
"It would be extremely cumbersome."
"You're a big guy!"
"For you!"
"Was getting summoned part of your plan?"
"Of course..... Bp. Havel refused our offer in favor and protection of yours, we had to find out what he told you about us."
"Nothing! I said nothing!"
"Well congratulations! You got yourself summoned!
Now whats the next step in your master plan?"
"Crashing this fc!........With no survivors!"

nice but what's bp havel and dmb

reddit

Lady Sansa, I am Small council

Dr. Pavel. We're CIA.

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Bishop Havel and Darkmoon Blade, basically the Dark Souls FBI. The CIA would be Vinheim but wouldn't have any of the other parallels or an abbreviation

Don't talk to me or any of my agents ever again

Kek

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone

Ah you don't get to bring friends

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Dr. Hickok45, i'm swiss/k/

The first member of your party who divulges the information I want shall keep his seat on my airplane

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lawdy, this is good.