>heist flick
>"the problem isn't getting in... but getting out"
Heist flick
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>There's no computer alive that I can't hack into!
name 7 Indonesian Moving Images that has this
Ocean's Eleven through seventeen
IT'S JUST A HARD DRIVE WITH GAMES ON IT
> lists reason its impossible
> well how are we going to get in?
> smug look washes over face
>pacific non-violent character who hates guns has to kill someone in self-defense/to save someone
>is visibly shaken by the shooting, another character asks what's troubling him so much
>"I'm not worried because I feel guilty... I'm worried because I enjoyed it"
>you have three minutes to-
>aaand done
>computer
>alive
>Are you in, or are you in?
...
>heist flick
>the heist is portrayed as justified
>I know a guy
...
>I told you, I'm out of the game
>Okay. Just one last job
>cuts a perfect circular hole in the glass
> i'm out
> in 5 min later
>I told you, I'm out of the game
>Okay. Just one last job
>*dies*
>your other left!
>enters from glass roof
>falls down while hanging in rope
>stops just a hair before touching the laser
>explosives expert is just a redneck american guy obsessed with bombs and guns
>guard patrolling
>hears noise
>"huh what was that?"
>"I must be imagining things"
>I told you, I'm out of the game
>Okay. Just one last job
then the near end of the movie:
>character shoots other character
>"You're out of the game now"
b e s t
>every vault has a weakness right?
>not this one
>guard patrolling
>follows up every tiny noise he hears in the huge ass building
>and your other gun
>characters crowded round blueprint
>"we enter here"
>smacks finger down on blueprint
...
>This car is leaving in 5 minutes, with... or without you.
>character is suspended by rope
>touch sensitive floor
>bead of sweat falls off characters brow
>we're going to need some explosives
>"I know just the guy"
>who?
>"One-arm Joe"
>why that name?
>"he was born with only one arm"
>how do you know so much about the security setup?
>I designed it
>who missed me?
>>every vault has a weakness right?
>>not this one
>how do you know
>...I designed it
>red laser beams
>youre other design too
>this is the other design
>I told you, I'm out of the game
>Okay. Just one last job
>*betrays protagonist*
>I was in the game all along just to catch you
kek
>and your crotch gun
>characters crawling through air duct
>guard walks below
>characters freeze waiting for the guard to leave
>one character almost sneezing due to dust
>villain approaches imprisoned hero
>"we're not so different, you and I"
>other villain kills first villain and approaches still imprisoned hero
>"we're not so different, you and I"
>"You're out of ammo"
>"So are you"
>kung fu fight
>and your armpit gun
>and the other villain
>this is the other villain
>I need 4 hours
>you have 2
>I like you, kid. What's your name?
>finishes with 1 second left
>shot character left behind
>other character(s) heads to the HQ to grace the money
>shot character shows up
>"you remember that [object given earlier in the movie]? Let's just say it saved my life"
>pulls up gun and shoots the other character(s) and takes all the money for him
self
>protagonist suspended from ceiling
>security guard wandering hallway below
>bead of sweat falls from brow
>security guard notices tiny droplet of water
>looks up
>protagonist is gone
ah-bloo-bloo
>character points handgun at somebody in a gentle motion without cocking it
>foley sounds like a bag of random gun parts being jumbled around or a robot doing a backflip
>blue or green laser beams
Watch Xavier Renegade Angel
>alarm goes off
>blast doors suddenly drop down
>platoon of fully armed guards march out of door in seconds
>and the shotgun in your pants leg
>real heist is shown while the leader is explaining the individual steps to his crew
>and your other digits
ughhhhhh
>Nooo no no, I just got out the slammer, I ain't doing another job again.
Topkek
>and the ak47 in your shoe
>Don't worry, I got a guy on the inside.
>I'm [famous historical figure who has been using a nickname throughout the whole historical film]
>according to this map the safe will be to the third door to the left
>*characters enters*
>noow, according to this schematic we'll--
>"uhm..."
>what?
>"this is the laundry room"
>
>character displays skill or finishes impressive feat
>"Huh...not bad...you remind me of myself back in the day."
>light glints off sword blade
>causes the metal to vibrate in a high-pitched keening noise
>if you kill the villain you'll just be like him!
>*shoots villain*
>"we're... not so different... you and I..."
Lawrence of Arabia was fine, user.
>we're going to need someone who've got great handling with guns and isn't afraid to kill some guards
>"I know just the person"
>what's his name?
>HER name is *
>cut the green wire!
>the green wire? but they're all green!
>heist film
>I'm Dunheir
What kind of name is that?
>the greenest one of them!
>team abseils down side of building
>team abseils down lift shaft
>what?! there's guards there. this wasn't in our plan!
>looks like we'll have to improvise
>character assumes refined, masculine looking man is the boss and the small, pretty woman beside him is his maid
>to his surprise, it was the other way around
>Characters rendezvous at the elevator
>"Need a lift?"
>we got company
>there's no way we'll be able to open that door!
>that's right.. WE won't
>guard discovers the source of noise
>turns out it was a tiny mouse
Anyone else see this turd?
>They will be coming through that door exactly... NOW!
>computers expert
>need
>he's black
Terminator 2, die hard, The Matrix, Fast and Furious....
>Looks like it's time for plan B.
>What's plan B?
>RUN!
>Protagonist is forced into doing a heist
>"OK I'll do it on one condition. I get to assemble my own team"
I'm sick and tired of this one
>computer expert
>types away furiously at keyboard for some reason
>makes mechanical keyboard noises
>wanted man hides from pursuing cops by snatching someone's hat of his hat and wearing it
>the hat's original owner doesn't notice
>team member has to escape/infiltrate through a sewer
>"I wasn't paid enough for this"
>this perfect heist doesn't actually happen and something messy that's gets themselves caught actually happens
>uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
>no need for a mouse
>as soon as he turns around he sees the protagonist standing right behind him
>protagonist pulls pshh nothing personel as the guard tries to scream
>unexpected outcome for heist
>flashback revealing how it was actually done
>computers expert
>Sneed
>"Huh? This corridor wasn't on the map"
>everything goes according to plan
>safe vault is opened
>"Where's the money?!?"
>this never was about the money
>
>click detonator, nothing happens
>smack it a few times, nothing happens
>turn around go fix it
>BOOM!
>and your other corridor
>vault is filled with cash, gold bars etc
>alright let's get to work
>no time, we're only here for one thing
>it's some type of chip or usb drive