Heist flick

>heist flick
>"the problem isn't getting in... but getting out"

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>There's no computer alive that I can't hack into!

name 7 Indonesian Moving Images that has this

Ocean's Eleven through seventeen

IT'S JUST A HARD DRIVE WITH GAMES ON IT

> lists reason its impossible
> well how are we going to get in?
> smug look washes over face

>pacific non-violent character who hates guns has to kill someone in self-defense/to save someone
>is visibly shaken by the shooting, another character asks what's troubling him so much
>"I'm not worried because I feel guilty... I'm worried because I enjoyed it"

>you have three minutes to-
>aaand done

>computer
>alive

>Are you in, or are you in?

...

>heist flick
>the heist is portrayed as justified

>I know a guy

...

>I told you, I'm out of the game
>Okay. Just one last job

>cuts a perfect circular hole in the glass

> i'm out
> in 5 min later

>I told you, I'm out of the game
>Okay. Just one last job
>*dies*

>your other left!

>enters from glass roof
>falls down while hanging in rope
>stops just a hair before touching the laser

>explosives expert is just a redneck american guy obsessed with bombs and guns

>guard patrolling
>hears noise
>"huh what was that?"
>"I must be imagining things"

>I told you, I'm out of the game
>Okay. Just one last job
then the near end of the movie:
>character shoots other character
>"You're out of the game now"

b e s t

>every vault has a weakness right?
>not this one

>guard patrolling
>follows up every tiny noise he hears in the huge ass building

>and your other gun

>characters crowded round blueprint
>"we enter here"
>smacks finger down on blueprint

...

>This car is leaving in 5 minutes, with... or without you.

>character is suspended by rope
>touch sensitive floor
>bead of sweat falls off characters brow

>we're going to need some explosives
>"I know just the guy"
>who?
>"One-arm Joe"
>why that name?
>"he was born with only one arm"

>how do you know so much about the security setup?
>I designed it

>who missed me?

>>every vault has a weakness right?
>>not this one
>how do you know
>...I designed it

>red laser beams

>youre other design too
>this is the other design

>I told you, I'm out of the game
>Okay. Just one last job
>*betrays protagonist*
>I was in the game all along just to catch you

kek

>and your crotch gun

>characters crawling through air duct
>guard walks below
>characters freeze waiting for the guard to leave
>one character almost sneezing due to dust

>villain approaches imprisoned hero
>"we're not so different, you and I"
>other villain kills first villain and approaches still imprisoned hero
>"we're not so different, you and I"

>"You're out of ammo"
>"So are you"
>kung fu fight

>and your armpit gun

>and the other villain
>this is the other villain

>I need 4 hours
>you have 2

>I like you, kid. What's your name?

>finishes with 1 second left

>shot character left behind
>other character(s) heads to the HQ to grace the money
>shot character shows up
>"you remember that [object given earlier in the movie]? Let's just say it saved my life"
>pulls up gun and shoots the other character(s) and takes all the money for him
self

>protagonist suspended from ceiling
>security guard wandering hallway below
>bead of sweat falls from brow
>security guard notices tiny droplet of water
>looks up
>protagonist is gone

ah-bloo-bloo

>character points handgun at somebody in a gentle motion without cocking it

>foley sounds like a bag of random gun parts being jumbled around or a robot doing a backflip

>blue or green laser beams

Watch Xavier Renegade Angel

>alarm goes off
>blast doors suddenly drop down
>platoon of fully armed guards march out of door in seconds

>and the shotgun in your pants leg

>real heist is shown while the leader is explaining the individual steps to his crew

>and your other digits

ughhhhhh

>Nooo no no, I just got out the slammer, I ain't doing another job again.

Topkek

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ok

>and the ak47 in your shoe

>Don't worry, I got a guy on the inside.

>I'm [famous historical figure who has been using a nickname throughout the whole historical film]

>according to this map the safe will be to the third door to the left
>*characters enters*
>noow, according to this schematic we'll--
>"uhm..."
>what?
>"this is the laundry room"
>

>character displays skill or finishes impressive feat
>"Huh...not bad...you remind me of myself back in the day."

>light glints off sword blade
>causes the metal to vibrate in a high-pitched keening noise

>if you kill the villain you'll just be like him!
>*shoots villain*
>"we're... not so different... you and I..."

Lawrence of Arabia was fine, user.

>we're going to need someone who've got great handling with guns and isn't afraid to kill some guards
>"I know just the person"
>what's his name?
>HER name is *

>cut the green wire!
>the green wire? but they're all green!

>heist film
>I'm Dunheir
What kind of name is that?

>the greenest one of them!

>team abseils down side of building
>team abseils down lift shaft

>what?! there's guards there. this wasn't in our plan!
>looks like we'll have to improvise

>character assumes refined, masculine looking man is the boss and the small, pretty woman beside him is his maid
>to his surprise, it was the other way around

>Characters rendezvous at the elevator
>"Need a lift?"

>we got company

>there's no way we'll be able to open that door!
>that's right.. WE won't

>guard discovers the source of noise
>turns out it was a tiny mouse

Anyone else see this turd?

>They will be coming through that door exactly... NOW!

>computers expert
>need
>he's black

Terminator 2, die hard, The Matrix, Fast and Furious....

>Looks like it's time for plan B.
>What's plan B?
>RUN!

>Protagonist is forced into doing a heist
>"OK I'll do it on one condition. I get to assemble my own team"

I'm sick and tired of this one

>computer expert
>types away furiously at keyboard for some reason
>makes mechanical keyboard noises

>wanted man hides from pursuing cops by snatching someone's hat of his hat and wearing it
>the hat's original owner doesn't notice

>team member has to escape/infiltrate through a sewer
>"I wasn't paid enough for this"

>this perfect heist doesn't actually happen and something messy that's gets themselves caught actually happens

>uses keyboard shortcuts for everything
>no need for a mouse

>as soon as he turns around he sees the protagonist standing right behind him
>protagonist pulls pshh nothing personel as the guard tries to scream

>unexpected outcome for heist
>flashback revealing how it was actually done

>computers expert
>Sneed

>"Huh? This corridor wasn't on the map"

>everything goes according to plan
>safe vault is opened
>"Where's the money?!?"
>this never was about the money
>

>click detonator, nothing happens
>smack it a few times, nothing happens
>turn around go fix it
>BOOM!

>and your other corridor

>vault is filled with cash, gold bars etc
>alright let's get to work
>no time, we're only here for one thing
>it's some type of chip or usb drive