Cersei's prophecy states that the "valonqar" (Valyrian for "little brother") will strangle her to death.
Many fans believe this will be Jaime, since Tyrion being the obvious choice would be too predictable.
But, I posit this: How the fuck will Jaime strangle Cersei with ONE HAND? LITERALLY HOW? There is no possible way because that fake gold hand he has can't get a good enough grip, and to strangle you obviously need 2 hands with a good grip.
Seriously, how the fuck could it possibly be Jaime? If anything, he'd stab her in the back a la the Mad King because again it's like pottery, so that they rhyme.
Liam Richardson
you dont even need hands to choke someone out you fucking idiiot
Kayden Ortiz
>"valonqar" (Valyrian for "little brother") ACTUALLY valyrian was gender neutral so it could be a girl
Lincoln Bell
He regrows his hand because magic.
Connor Young
This. Another lannister appears out of nowhere just like Euron did, and chokes the fuck out of Cersei in a hot, sweaty girl fight
Jonathan Richardson
>yfw this is literally the twist
Juan Parker
>Turns out Cersei has a twin sister >Kills her >Truly, I have won the Game of Thrones >What a tweest! >Roll credits
Owen Nguyen
Assuming you're implying he'd choke her out with his arms in a choke hold, you're the fucking idiot because -
"And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you."
>shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat >wrap his hands >hands
Hmm...
Nathaniel Roberts
It's going to be Arya
Owen Price
So it truly is the Hound then.
Blake Parker
Don't even joke about that shit. Don't give them any ideas
Blake Long
You have not been paying attention. Not all words are gender neutral.
Caleb Reed
Prophecies don't have to be 100% literal.
Jayden Ramirez
This.
Kevin Murphy
I have a feeling the Hound and Arya might ride south or somehow meet up with Cersei and Gregor somewhere and Sandor will kill Gregor, while Arya kills Cersei.
D&D would definitely do this.
Landon Reed
This right up their alley, totally going to happen
Julian Ward
>Jaimie walks into a room >"Hey Cersei, I joined the Night Guard and then slew the Night King by stabbing him in the back, figured it worked on one King it'll work on another" >"Oops I've tripped and my Incredibly Heavy Solid Gold Hand has flung itself from my wrist and collided with your throat" >"Oops you're choking to death and I am powerless to remove the gold hand with my weak left hand" >"Oh no you have died and someone totally called this exact situation"
Xavier Jenkins
Are you some kind of retardo?
Nathan Bennett
That is what the season 8 leaks say but those are obviously fake.
Evan Phillips
He could literally push hard enough with his stump to stop air getting to her lungs you tit
Andrew Bennett
YAAAAS QUEEEEEEN SLAAAAY!!!
Jacob Nguyen
>How can a blunt metal object do damage to a persons neck Questions like these are beyond GoT fans I get it dw
Mason Long
There is other little brother too
Dominic Lopez
He has his left hand, and he has a golden hand. In addition, "wrap about" could mean he doesn't actually grab her throat with both hands, they just move around her throat as he chokes her with his arms. Also this: It's not like people who think that he's The Prince That Was Promised expect him to simultaneously kill her by choking her, and by driving a sword into her heart.
Julian Carter
Even if fake, this is probably what's going to happen anyway tbqh
Ryder Lewis
cercei chokes on eurons big cock euron is a little brother
Matthew Hughes
Arya kills her
Wyatt Scott
its the baby, its going to grow up, there will be a timeskip, then it will strangle sir c.
Blake Foster
Cleganebowl will happen then
Landon Roberts
After last episode's scene with Sandor and Mountain you still have doubts it won't happen? This show is garbage, of course it will happen
James Rogers
>bran wargs into her baby >baby climbs up her windpipe and out her mouth >strangles her with umbilical cord
Potteretic Justice
Landon Clark
sleeper hold
Connor Rogers
Jaime and Cersei are secret Targ bastards Aerys, that makes Dany Cersei's younger half-sister.
Matthew Powell
It will be Arya, wearing Jaime's face.
Oliver Smith
If Jaime kills Cercei it would be triple poetry >valonqar >Azor Ahai >killing the mad queen makes him also a queenslayer
SOMEONE GET LUCAS ON THE PHONE
Jose Bell
Again, it's like pottery, so that they rhyme.
Grayson Turner
he uses Tears of Lys aka The Strangler to poison Cersei.
Josiah Evans
the prophecy says "his hands" though I'm pretty sure not that that would stop dumb & dumber
Noah Barnes
valonqar isn't part of the show just the books. Arya will probably kill cersei for le girl power SLAYYY
Levi Hill
>Insecure boy memes Nice.
Arya strangler her while wearing Jaime's face would be alright.
