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I KNOW HOW TRUMP CAN WIN CALIFORNIA

Okay so we know that California has a massive drought. The drought isn't ending soon and people need water. Now just a little bit North and a lotta bit East, there is enough water to flood the United Stated like 15 feet deep if they removed it. It holds a lot of water. That's where Trump proposes he will build an aqueduct to drought ridden California in order to preserve out agriculture and to make shovel ready jobs.

It will work, and California will have water to come. And if the drought ends, California can perhaps extend that aqueduct to Mexico. Turning the desert into usable land will literally change the world.

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wisconsin here

KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OUR LAKES

GREAT LAKE FEDERATION WHEN

Actually might fuckin' work. Those of you who don't live in Cali have no idea how desperate most people are starting to feel. And Jerry Brown doesn't do shit but pander to big agriculture lobbyists and their stupid fucking high water crops like almonds and cotton.

A lot of Mexicans would turn on Shillary and vote for the man who promised them good jobs both building that pipeline and in the revived agricultural sector. Win-win.

Do have any idea how stupid this idea is? You want Trump to get ridiculed? Yeah that will surely help him win.

Not really talking about your stupid lakes. More the general rainfall in certain areas of the country which is consistent and plentiful. There's lots to spare elsewhere--in the south often, too much. They would probably like to send some away, kek.

Michigan here. Sandfaggots can fuck off. That's our fucking water.

water isn't real.

It's actually something which has been seriously discussed a lot out in CA. And it's retarded that parts of the country flood over and over and over again while other parts suffer for lack of rain.

We have fucking pipelines for oil, shill, isn't water far more important, ultimately, than oil? Yeah, it is. Fuck off.

If there was a transport pipe and a water filtration unit at the end of it, they could re-appropriate tons of salt water.

nice image

nuke the coastal Jew, great Lakes water is the only good American shit

Never work. Only Great Lake entirely in Murica is Michigan. Canada would have a shit fit, not to mention the midwest states that hate Commiefornia. Fuck'em, let them thirst. Let them burn. It's God's wrath.

fuck off

we're full of water and we'd like to keep it that way

Mexico will literally pay for it. They want water in the northwest.

California isn't in a drought.

T. A thirsty hipster who wants a farm in the middle of the desert

There's an easier solution - drain Lake Tahoe.

Tahoe holds over 36 cubic MILES of water. A vast quantity capable of supplying California's entire agriculture sector for 50 years even if the drought never ends.

And once the draining is done, it will become one of the most spectacular alpine basins in the entire world.

No fuck you faggots in Commiefornia and other non sustainable locations in a desert. Come take the water if you man enough faggots. Hamtramack MI wut

So just a question, if you were to pipe water from the great lakes, would you go over or under the Mississippi river?

Anyway water for the South West should actually come from Alaska/Yukon.
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don't speak of rightful michigan clay as though you own it, scum.

the only people who want the water we have are dirty spics anyway

Sure thing Shatner

Punish other ecosystems because liberals and other faggots don't realize they live in a fucking desert. Fuck Off

Pipe that shit from Alaska you fucking morons

Guess they'll find a lot of mafia corpses that way.

>wanting to farm in an uninhabitable desert

Nigga how the fuck is California still around lmao. Like who builds bigass cities in the desert? Nigga leave the fuckin state nigga

Michigan bro reporting in, we'll send you Flint water, so fuck off.

ca sluts so thirsty baka

Only 2 A's faggot

Come on pal give up the water. It's FIFTY FIVE Delegates. Like how many delegates is your stupid state worth like 6?

How about we get rid of the fucking illegals so that there's enough water to go around.

We don't care. You fags are going to vote Libcuck anyways.

The American 2nd Civil War will be caused by federal nationalization of all Western and midwestern water rights so they can just give as much as they can to California.

I oppose any actions short of nuclear desalinization plants on the pacific coast that would impede the Great Happening.

Come and take it faggot!

Minnesota reporting in fuck u dirty commies that are water
All other Midwest states report in

you can have erie.

Fuck off, Commiefornia. You'll never touch our Great Lakes.

t. Michigander

Or California could invest in technology to take the salt out of saltwater because they're right next to the fucking ocean.

Michigan reporting, I would die to protect our lakes

Nice flag /)

Come get the water you fucking fudge-packers.

Michigan would be best state if not for that huge collection of Niggers we have for some reason.

Alabama masterrace here and I'd like to say one thing:
Fuck California

You're a fucking retard. Do you have any idea how much this would cost to bring any appreciable amount of water to CA? Much less the political hurdles involved in getting the Great Lakes states, Canada and every state in between that's going to have several giant pipelines and canals running through them?

I'm not saying it never ever happens, I'm saying you're a retard faggot fuccboi for ever thinking Trump would wade into something so retarded in a transparent attempt to win California.

Escaped slaves who were too scared to cross the river into Canada

I am fairly certain that the great lake states all signed an agreement that says no singular state could make a decision on the great lakes. Getting them to agree to send water is going to be near impossible because of how much the great lakes are valued in places like WI, MI, and MN.

I would fight in a war to keep our lakes from you spics.

>Only Great Lake entirely in Murica is Michigan.

Lakes Michigan and Huron are a single body of water. They're generally referred to as seperate lakes that are connected by the Straits of Mackinac, but water can and does move freely between them in both directions. If you lower the water level of Lake Michigan you'll also be lowering that of Lake Huron, and thus be affecting Canada regardless.

DUNT TOUCH WATER

these images are disgusting

why would you make that shit you fucking queer

like anybody cares you are from michigan

MN reporting.

10,000 Lakes babayyy.

>thread about Michigan
>living in Michigan is irrelevent

>this kills the Californian
>a fucking minnow

Wisconsin and my home state Minnesota signed a law making it illegal for you or any other fags to touch our waters. Pry it from our dead cold hands faggot. You divert50 percent of your water to save a retard fish anyways. Go fucking kill yourself you massive fucking faggot.

we already sell you commiecucks fucking electricity from our thermal power plant and now you want our water? FUCK YOU COMMIEFORNIA WORST FORNIA

The day water from the great Lakes is pumped to disgusting jewelry haven commiefornia, is the day I take up arms.

Fuck you, you piece of shit. You know why they won't build desal plants for you guys? It's a waste of billions because when the big one hit's you're all fucking exterminated anyways.

No honey, you're the retard. It is inevitable that this, or something like it, WILL happen. So you better prepare your anus, because desal is too pricey, seeding the clouds is too whatever-the-fuck the government doesn't want to do anymore, and this problem is not going to go away. It will only get worse. And regardless of what your deficient, tiny brain thinks about the value of California, far more important individuals than you are already working on ways to save it--and to save the immense agricultural output of the state, which is basically irreplaceable.

So yeah, prepare your anus, because sooner or later, CA will be coming for your water, and you will have to fucking bend over and take it.

By the way for anyone that thinks this would be as simple as building an "oil pipeline" -- think again. To make a dent in CA's water needs you would need 50-100 oil pipelines. We're talking millions of gallons dumped onto California orchards every day, not just one dinky pipeline to keep some tanks at a refinery full.

You would have to drill tunnels through the Rocky Mountains and build scores of lift stations each complete with their own nuclear power plants.

I'm not sure what would be cheaper, building a giant canal or 100 pipelines, you'd have to ask an engineer. But the more elevation/mountains you want to avoid requires going north through Canada, so you're going to need their express permission.

I could see something like this easily costing upwards of $1,000,000,000 if not more.

Yeah Trump should totally suggest something this outlandish and pie-in-the-sky. He won't be ridiculed 24/7 for it. He won't face massive backlash from Midwest states he's trying to win in exchange for some desperate gamble for CA's electoral votes.

Hello fellow michigander

I live in central Texas, we've got a lot of rain recently. A lot. Our lakes are full and it floods the city. Everything is so green all the time when it's not really supposed to be.
But I would die before I let you get your dirty hippy lips on one fucking drop of it.
I like the Mexican immigrants more than the californians.

Good luck selling your trillion dollar project to the rest of the country. Oh and I live in California, btw, so I know all about you dumbasses.

All I have to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for making us look bad, yet again.

Try it fag. Or did you forget minnesota was the first territory to send troops to the civil war. We may be socialist but we will fucking kick your ass faggit.

Sac here, wasn't bad this year like last year. Last year was all about the drought, didn't hear anything this year.

Pumping the water that far would make it expensive as fuck

can confirm.

Rains way too much here.

Sanders chose to lose. The energy he had unleashed country wide was amazing. Jill Stein offered to step down as Green Party leader and offered him the leadership. The Green Party is fully registered in all States. If he had taken that momentous decision, he would have precipitated the most dramatic campaign ever in the USA. It would've broken the US two party system forever, and prepared the way for a left liberal presidency, whether he himself won it or his successor. Actually, he chickened out.

Of course, he might well have been assassinated.

That's rightful Canadian water. Don't touch it

>$1,000,000,000
fuck me, I meant 1 trillion, forgot a few zeros

I've actually posted a real engineering solution to the water problem of North America.

They're already building desalination plants all around SoCal. The construction won't finish for a few years and new plans for a pipe would just waste time.

It is not cost effective, the amount of oil that can feasibly be moved through a pipeline is worth a fuck of a lot more then the same amount of water that can reasonably be transported through pipelines.

A regular oil pipeline running water through it would not even be enough to cove the water needs for a small town. Assuming that you mean the larger (usually 36inch) post-processing pipeline.

If you're going to have a tantrum and accuse people of being I guess in the pockets of big anti-water or whatever the fuck it is that goes on in your head, you should actually think a bit about your position first.

It's nothing like transporting oil, the challenges would be completely different, the volume of water needed to even make such a project worthwhile would be magnitudes larger then an average post-processing oil pipeline.

The most common kids of pipeline are from field to process, which are even smaller (12-24 usually) so I've been pretty generous in my assessment.

Fuck you leaf. You're lucky we don't steal your maple syrup and Kraft Dinner.

>and their stupid fucking high water crops like almonds and cotton.
this is the only real issue.

tell the kikes to take a hike.

Brilliant. Make some dope ass lakes in the midwest, too.

NEW CITIES BABY

this is actually much more feasible than the great lakes thing. I still think it would cost way more than $100B though. And it probably would never happen until Canada and the U.S. were a unified country -- the Canadians would never agree to the massive amount of resevoirs/dams and canals this would require. They've fucked up their landscape with oil sands enough as it is.

it's real but we are not

Ohio reporting in. I'll die before I give up a drop of my beloved Erie to people who choose to water a desert.

Us Northerners are fine, let the spics in the south slowly die so we can retake California for true Americans and rid ourselves of these gangbanging POC POS
Either nuke us, or help us rid the SF and LA cancers

Grand rapids michigan here

I'll kill any faggot who so much as stick a straw in are water.

You really wanna start a war bruh? You start it, we have zero problem finishing it

So this is what the map is going to look like then?

>The engineering of the project and the creation of a large number of new reservoirs — many of them in designated wilderness areas — would have destroyed vast areas of wildlife habitat in Canada and the American West and would have required the relocation of hundreds of thousands of people — including the entire city of Prince George, British Columbia.[1] A number of federally designated Wild and Scenic Rivers in Idaho and Montana would be submerged under reservoirs, including the Salmon, Lochsa, Clearwater, Yellowstone and Big Hole.[1] The amount of electricity required to pump the water over the Rockies would require the construction of as many as six nuclear power plants.[1] Significant negative consequences were also predicted for Pacific salmon runs in the many Alaskan and Canadian rivers that would be dammed and diverted, reducing their flows. Luna Leopold, a conservationist and professor of hydrology at the University of California, Berkeley said of NAWAPA, "The environmental damage that would be caused by that damned thing can't even be described. It would cause as much harm as all of the dam-building we have done in a hundred years."[1]

Dear lord...

>I could see something like this easily costing upwards of $1,000,000,000 if not more
>one billion usd

OP is on the right track but he missed the moneyshot. Build a pipeline from the lakes towards Cali, and use it to flood death valley to create the world's largest manmade lake. Restore the desert, stop dust storms, create rainfall

Fuck off. Thats clearly the Cuyahoga, and that shitcwas years ago. There was also acid rain and dead birds all over the country, but people always remember that burning river. I bet you love all your 50+ year old buildings built with our steel faggot.

Do you even science?

It would be much cheaper to desalinate ocean water than to pump water over the rocky mountains, assuming you could even build a pipeline big enough and long enough.

lol OP must be retarded, to get water from the great lakes past the aquifers that naturally drain back to the great lakes, you have to get approved by every state that borders the great lakes, including canada. and guess what, none of them want to share their water with a bunch of retards who drained their aquifer because they lack intelligence and discipline.

fuck off, no gibs.

kill yourself

It's eight states and 3 Canadian provinces that control it together, I think.

Who the fuck do these communists thank the are? Wisconsinite here.

Fine, bring it hoser! I know you Canadians don't have guns, but I still want this to be a good fight. Come equipped with your deadliest snowballs and hockey sticks.

Cali here.

Droughts a meme. They just want to export as much water they can. Literally a non-issue really.

Thanks for correcting the record!

he talks about a billion dollars like a project that grand for a mere billion wouldnt be super cheap

doesnt seem to be aware of the trillion we sunk into that new fighter jet with nothing to show for it

If it is then why don't we do it? The obviously need the water and if its cheaper to make ocean water drinkable then why don't we do it?

Suburbs Detroit reporting in.

Fuck no.
I mean, sure, we have a nignog problem, but they're killing themselves at a good clip. Why the fuck would we want to save California, home of lefties and jews???

Okay, they can have some Erie water.

>implying i'm CTR instead of actually explaining why the map won't look like this

I already said I fucked up and left off a few zeros. I meant a trillion.

Those lakes were formed with glaciers, they don't have anything feeding into them.
If you remove water from them it will never be able to recover what you took.
I live in CA and I think this is a shitty idea.

>you're going to need their express permission.

You're going to need our express permission anyway, the great lakes are heavily regulated by treaties.

Anyway, listen up California:

On behalf of Ontario, Quebec, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin, you can fuck right off with your pipeline. You are never getting this water.

Legally you guys can't do that. There's a treaty preventing any taking of water from the American side, Except by a few select municipalities

But who cares about legality? You'll probably cuck our shit up again.Anglo cucks can't stand up for themselves here.