Rome

BY ORDER OF THE TRIUMVIRATE, ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

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best sideline character ever

THE GUILD OF SHITPOSTERS ONLY USES THE FINEST BANES, TRUE ROMAN MEMES FOR TRUE ROMANS

PEDICABO EGO VOS ET IRRUMABO.

what's the pic from

Their 'one "God"' has a name as a mark, instead of a mark. It's also a false depiction of The Firstborn or TCoATI.

The Firstborn is still the Firstborn though.

who else here wishes they could be a CONSOLE OF ROME?

A CONSOLE OF ROME you say?

I miss Antony.

AVRELI PATHICE ET CINAEDE FURI

A CURSE
A CURSE ON THE HOUSE OF TOLL ME

Good lad

Why, are you his husband?

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Why are his gesticulations so based?

>yfw when some lying shit poster tells the entire republic that your new qt 3.14 sloppy seconds sand aristocrat waifu has you dance like a monkey and play the cymbals and then you have to watch your wife's son eat his osiris-o's erry dam day because you fell in love with thot, who's baby daddy was your BFF / mentor, but chose some little curly haired nerd bitch over you as successor, so you abscond to the land of kangz, to mister steal-yo-girl this basic bitch, but then you realize all of Rome hates you and thinks you a bitch-ass-nigga and this bitch be mad crazy. So you dress like your pre-op while you wait for the army you helped train and martial to come kill you.

You forgot:
>commit lover's suicide like a fucking bitch

But then again a woman's role has always suited him best

youtube.com/watch?v=nIMGmbbx37A

*swings arm*
*blocks your path*
are you a TRUE ROMAN Sup Forums?

*pump*
>GAIUS
*pump*
>JULIUS
*pump*
>CAESAR
*drops clipboard directly into slave's hands*

>Anthony with a full beard

>wearing a beard in ancient rome

Therefor I move that this thread be deleted. For illegal shitposting. Redditfagging. Meme theft. And fomenting a circlejerk.

What did this guy do to Cicero that he gave him that job?

THE TRAITOR POMPEY HAS FLED TO EGYPT
GLORIOUS CAESAR FOLLOWS

God that show was trash. At least we got Game of Thrones out of it.

Trying too hard

AND WHO BY THE SONS OF DIS GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE SUCH JUDGEMENT?!

that is godlike writing and godlike acting
or is it based in real antique texts?

UNDER THE PROTECTION OF JANNIUS MAGNUS THE /ROME/ GENERAL SITS TOMORROW

BE AWARE

Who /ourguy/ here?

NO GAMING

Wasn't Cicero's fault Mark Antony couldn't handle the bantz

>fucks his QT sister without second thought
he was eternally /ourguy/

Yeah, pretty mean of him to let someone else insult antony and get killed in the process. Cicero was a closet pleb.

Populares or optimates?

I hereby put forward the motion that this day will henceforth be celebrated in the honour of our glorious triumvir MARCVS ANTONIVS.

depends on what family you were born into. Was there ever a metellus or a scipio who joined the populares? That's only for plebs and guys like Caesar who were born into a trash patrician family.

Then autistically asking why she seduced him, knowing full well she had ulterior motives, but still slammed that sister snatch

seconded and passed

Didn't Brutus commit suicide? Why did they make him die in battle?

Because television, though he technically did commit suicide

So we could see his tiny circumsized dick

Rome is a great show.

>getting cucked by a slave girl
Can they even do that?

>below a drawing of a man with a large nose

hmmm

ROMA
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faggot MGTOW

house slaves usually had a pretty good deal of autonomy, they were even getting paid and had days off. many Romans treated their house slaves more like family than servants

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

>user is regrettably expanding his cunny collection and unable to attend this thread.

>But he has an important (You) to give me regarding my bait, should I send my mom to buy him tendies?

>He did however provide me with a shitpost that he most urgently insisted be read by the entire thread.

>Then by all means, let us hear the words of mighty user.

>These being the words of Autismus Maximus Anonymous: When I was a newfag, I defended our board. As an oldfag, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to OP, who has presented me with the most promising meme imaginable. I address you directly, OP. Please listen as if you were normal and intelligent, and not a mentally ill, porn-addled neckbeard. You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of becoming NEET before even coming of age. You have brought upon us reddit, newfags, and cancer. You are Sup Forums's Daenerys Targaryen. But then a landwhale's role has always suited you best.

If he were really /ourguy/ he would have fucked his mother

Cicero new damn well he couldn't take the banter. He handed that senator a death sentence.

>Cicero was a closet pleb.
He was always literally a pleb though. Everyone knew it.

The whole division is Caesarion propaganda. history is written by the victors. Archaeology shows no sign of disproportionate wealth accumulation among the upper class without growth among the middle class.

Cato did nothing wrong

Is he dabbing?

based Tomas Jane

Marcus Aurelius motherfucker

He wanted the total girlfriend experience

If Antony had more respect for Octavian and let him run the administration of Rome while he ran the military, they would have been unstoppable

except octavian had no use for antony since he already had a proper roman general that he could actually trust, i.e. best boy agrippa

>thread slowly slides to page 9 during the post

What would be a good gift in ancient Rome?

Large penis is always welcome

your best animal as a sacrifice

The writing is nothing special.

The acting is based on real Roman oratory. Every wealthy person sent their children to a trained rhetor that would teach them how to engage in public speaking, which would involve hand gestures like these to get your point across to your listeners.

Since they were already speaking Latin, would this be like… Double Latin?

truly /ourguy/

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he wasn't a senator

We have Roman records of debt and finances. You're an idiot. Rome wouldn't have survived without a renegotiation of power. The cycle of civilization is unavoidable - those who used strength to get power find it waining in times of peace and plenty while those under them become stronger through adversity.

>Every wealthy person sent their children to a trained shitposter that would teach them how to bait, which involved memes like these to get your point across

>>These being the words of Autismus Maximus Anonymous: When I was a newfag, I defended our board. As an oldfag, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to OP, who has presented me with the most promising meme imaginable. I address you directly, OP. Please listen as if you were normal and intelligent, and not a mentally ill, porn-addled neckbeard. You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of becoming NEET before even coming of age. You have brought upon us reddit, newfags, and cancer. You are Sup Forums's Daenerys Targaryen. But then a landwhale's role has always suited you best.
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;_; I wish I could defend my boards with such courage

>I was born a poor black child
-Gaivs Ivlivs Caesar

English

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There's was Jewish in 1st century BC Rome, they owned Julius Caesar like they own American politicians today.

>When your mom congratulates you because she thinks you are a catamite to your great-uncle but beats you for fucking your sister.

It was a different time.

>your best slave

Fix'd

DVBS

I thought she was being passive-aggressive when she congratulated him for supposedly being a catamite.

FROM PLIANT VIRGINS TO LEARNED GEEKS - MOOTUS HAS SHILLS FOR EVERY BUDGET

Nah she meant it. She was genuinely disappointed when he convinced her he wasn't.

What other good antiquity KINO is there? Didn't like Spartacus or 300 or any of that stuff. Hell I'll even settle for vidya.

>tfw EU Rome sucked
>tfw Europa Barbarorum is only good antique strategy game

Octavian turned out to be unstoppable anyway

>Hell I'll even settle for vidya.
Titan Quest

>Implying the Princeps of Rome and Father of his Country wasn't unstoppable all on his own

If only all the heirs he groomed didn't keep dying on him.

I, Claudius
Gladiator (though it's not historically accurate)
Julius Caesar by Shakespeare
Antony and Cleopatra by Shakespeare

>MOOTUS
Quis est?

Thermae Romae

Crassus was jewish?

A FINE REWARD IS OFFERED FOR THE RETURN OF A RARE PEPE, STOLEN OR ABSCONDED FROM THE HOUSE OF /r9k/

Looks like game of thrones

I do believe him to be a catamite in the service of Larry of the gens Paige

Words come from your mouth like shit comes from ass

I think Hadrian was the first because he was a Hellasboo

Any stuff that specifically tries to be historically accurate?

>Julius Caesar by Shakespeare
>Antony and Cleopatra by Shakespeare
Shakespeare sucks

JUPITER'S COCK

>I, Claudius
Welcome, friend!

>>tfw EU Rome sucked
>he hasn't played the ancient times conversion mod for EU4

Hellenistic era>Roman era

>tfw no kino about the Diadochi wars

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