1. Cunt
2. Date of your cunt's national holiday?
3. What does it celebrate?
1. Cunt
Nicholas Martinez
Bentley Nelson
3rd of July
The PRISE DE LA BASTILLE!!
Zachary Jenkins
Flag
July 4
We wrote a rude letter to the King of England, very rude indeed, with a list of all the reasons he was a piece of shit
Charles Edwards
February 1st
Black history month
Grayson Rivera
July 3 and 4th, back to back freedom champs
Alexander Walker
Canada
July 1st
Constitution Act of 1867 which merged three separated colonies into a unified Canada
Matthew Phillips
I was joking fucktard, it's the 14
Now get ready for Macron
Cooper Watson
how could you
Jaxon Rogers
I thought canada was older
Jaxson James
14 july
we all agreed to peacefuly make a better country
Isaiah Cruz
Because I am as rude as my fellow citizens
Wyatt Allen
1. Paragoy
2. May 15th
3. Independence from all foreign masters... and Mother's day
some people are talking of making Father's day a fixed date too
Landon Morales
Jackson Barnes
kinda seems like a waste to have two holidays on the same day
Sebastian Perez
Funland
December 6th
Independence
Josiah Walker
yeah some people are saying to globalize and make Mother's day the second sunday of May like the rest of the planet but i dunno
it'd be nice if Father's day is on June 12th, which is the day Chaco war armistice was declared
paraguayan mothers were pivotal to our country's formation so homaging our fathers as war veterans would be nice
Anthony Taylor
Adrian Nguyen
Russia
the 9th of May
The day of the Victory in the Great Patriotic War against Nazi Germany
Aaron Jackson
>tfw no independence day
Sucks being the conqueror.
Joshua Hughes
You know my feelings, bro
We are awesome
Easton Perez
There was a Province of Canada (Quebec and Ontario) from 1841 to 1867, a Lower Canada (Quebec) and Upper Canada (Ontario) from 1791 (which were formed to accommodate American loyalists who didn't want to be mixed with French-Canadians), and finally a Province of Quebec (Quebec and Ontario) from 1763, the year Great Britain acquired New France. We've had many governments, but Canada as we know it was only born in 1867. A fun thing to know is that we only got full control over our own constitution in 1982 when we repatriated it from the United Kingdom.
Caleb Perez
Kingsday
It’s the birthday of whatever ruling monarch we have.
Jack Perez
And of course 5th of May - liberation day
It’s a week later. Both days are full of parties and public festivals which is quite hectic so shortly after each other
Angel Gonzalez
isn't like the queen's birthday a holiday or something?
Juan Bailey
>only got full control over our own constitution in 1982
that is a fun fact
Henry Robinson
Isn't that the day you guys give out free blowjobs to canadians?
Carson Myers
We have two Independence days and one nantional day.
Ntional day is July 6th ž supposedly the day our first and only king was crowned.
James Young
Don't you have a "great we aren't ruled by russia anymore" day?
Hunter Cooper
Actually, the US was very polite. But the King got mad.
Nathan Cruz
Reply to this post if you agree that countries that have so called "independence day" are countries with permanent provincial butthurt
Evan Roberts
Reply to this post if your country gets divided and reformed so many times you wouldn't even be able to agree on an "independence day"
Julian Cox
Mine country never was divided, and my country doesn't have an "indapance dei"
Easton Foster
David Sanders
this is irrelevant to my cunt
try better, yankee
Charles Diaz
well all i have to go on is your ip ya dingus so help us out nimrod
Camden Collins
Flag
September 15th
We got independence from Spain, without even fighting. Funny thing, the indepedence was signed in Guatemala and the news didn't arrive here until the end of october, but we still celebrate it on September