Anyone else ever have that dream where you're taking a dump but you just keep pooping in defiance of physics and are eventually seated upon a swirling mound of poop that reaches above the bowl of the toilet which is impossible to flush and you panic because you don't know what to do? My therapist said the one where I'm walking around in public and the wind is so strong it's nearly blowing me over but no one else has psychological roots in feelings of insecurity and unfulfillment and is actually very common, so I'm wondering if this one is too but I can't imagine what it could mean.
Landon Campbell
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Matthew Rodriguez
Explain this meme
Nathan Bailey
>Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions
Jacob Sullivan
I mostly just dream about Pokemon
Aaron Kelly
There's a sign on The Simpsons which is a cryptic sex joke. Sup Forums has taken pride in shitposting it for the past month or so.
Jordan Kelly
This thread is now about pleb filters on the simpsons. pic related.
Liam Diaz
I'm not American, so I would consider this subtle.
Adam Campbell
>and you panic because you don't know what to do?
not the poop scenario but I get this a lot like I'm back in my high school and I know I'm not supposed to be there but I'm forced to be there and I want out cause I have things to do, or I need to leave for work and the clock keeps advancing but I'm still not leaving and I just can't leave for work and I get more panicky by the minute
Hudson Hall
Well Sneeded my friend
Robert Gray
>There's a sign on The Simpsons which is a cryptic sex joke. Sup Forums has taken pride in shitposting it for the past month or so.
>tfw this is the new bane of 2017
Blake Richardson
Sneed is the best thing that ever happened to Sup Forums Baneposters can fuck off
Daniel James
This is what happens when you're new. You finally get the chance to be a part of something, to see its creation rather than being a mere observer and so you turn into a huge flaming faggot that has to put down great memes. There's nothing wrong with baneposting.
Isaac Martin
>and as you collapsed you pointed to the letters "W" and "S", Wiggum and Sneed What did Groening mean by this?
Carter Clark
LMAO grow up
Alexander Anderson
The line is "and with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to F and S: Feed & Seed. Or, from your view, Fuck & Suck."
Jordan Reed
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Jackson Gray
>Krusty Burger >Crusty burger
Jack Moore
Dam
Aiden Moore
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Ayden Wood
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Blake Ortiz
I really like this image
Alexander Butler
>mom found the Crusty Burger
Angel Lopez
>past month or so >month
Get the fuck out, summer scum.
Owen Phillips
>mfw
Camden Morris
I always thought wiggum was the best simpsons character bar the family themselves. They could have made a genuine spin off with him
Tyler Bailey
Big, if true.
Christian Lee
But they did.
Adrian Williams
>"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"
What did the monkeys mean by this?
Brandon Hughes
I know but I meant an actual whole series.
> mfw they never played this in Scotland for some reason as a kid and I thought Sup Forums was making this concept up with photoshops. Then I finally watched it on YouTube a year ago and it was great
Mason Edwards
But no one likes that episode, and rightly so- even Matt Groening later called it the worst thing they've done
Jordan White
The best Simpsons jokes feature Monkeys
Robert Ramirez
OK two then... that's my lot
Camden Edwards
>sneed's feed and seed >formerly chuck's so it was likely chuck's fuck and suck
Liam Rogers
>Shave up, not down, you idiot
Samuel Adams
no it wouldn't it, would be chucks feed and seed
Ethan Garcia
it had some great moments, i don't know why it's so despised.
Liam Lewis
The great Simpsons are not despised The terrible Simpsons are despised makes perfect sense don't you think?
Caleb Rodriguez
Matt Groening says in the dvd commentatry that his favourite ever simpsons "joke" is calling the 3 eyed fish "blinky" (no doubt his shitty joke). Matt Groening is unfunny and therefore can't really comment. The episode was fine, it was just that it established a bad precedent.
Eli Powell
>MGSV.jpg
Robert Ortiz
>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)
A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.
Bugs, I've said this before, and I'll say it again, because I worry about you. We've been friends for a long time, and God knows the stuff we've been through - and so do you. You've always cultivated that free spirit, that weird way you have to do things, and I respect that. I don't often meddle in your life, because I know that you can handle your own problems in your own way. So when I come to you talking in a serious manner like this, you're one to know that the situation is not like it usually is. And both of us know pretty well what this is about, don't we?... Yeah, we do. Those carrots. You're not going easy on them, Bugs, and it worries me, because anything can happen right now. You're not your usual you, you're acting strange, and I don't know what else to do. I'm reaching to you personnally, because we're both adults, and have a long history together. We both care about each other, and know when it's time to ask each other politely - as I am asking you at the momment - to go EASY. Taking it easy is not an easy thing, if you get me. You probably do, you're a smart guy. Always have been... But you're letting yourself go, and it's getting to everyone of us. People are often asking "is he going to take it easy on the carrots?". Because, man, this is getting really out of hand. So, I'll say this once more, and it's because of everything we have with each other, and I believe I can honestly come to you and say it: Bugs.... please, buddy..... easy on the carrots.
Kevin Powell
it cant have been chucks suck and f*ck because it was a childrens cartoon, they wouldn't've allowed it
Adrian Anderson
>you fill in the blanks >... >okayyy... I tell you straight away.
Why did he answer?
Parker Gonzalez
The joke is that the store is called Sneed's Seed & Feed, all of which rhymes. So, you would think, upon hearing that name, that the original owner was Sneed, and that he named the store that way because it would rhyme with his name.
Then you find out that he ISN'T the original owner, and the previous owner was a man named Chuck, who just named it "Chuck's Seed & Feed". It wasn't until the store was bought by Sneed that all the words in the sign rhymed.
It's a joke about subverting expectations. That's just my interpretation. The Chuck's Suck & Fuck seems just as likely (and entertaining) to me.
Robert Morris
Well fuck. I retract my statement.
Joseph Ward
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Parker Jones
Smee's suck and fuck
Formally Hymen's
Carter Adams
Can anyone explain this one?
Liam Martin
We're breaking the internet with Sneed posting. Stop it.
Jace Rodriguez
It's the new Baneposting, get used to it.
Jonathan Butler
I always dream I'm late for school or my job and realize I have no shoes on. Shit, last night for a change I dreamed I was early for some football with my bros and a GIRL from work was there. She's really pretty, do you think she's the one?
Hudson Rodriguez
>Thin's Crinch and Minch
??
Benjamin Jones
Psychologists are just educated talon card readers, your dreams could mean fucking anything
Jose Ward
No but I was chased by a bear. I went and told my mom about it and she told me it means something. The bear represents problems I choose to ignore. Hence why I run away. I'm Native American by the way so it was bear spirit entering my drama to make me realize what I'm doing. I'm still scared and don't want to solve the problem I'm running from.
Zachary Edwards
Couldn't they just come out and say that Skinner actually is Skinner and that the one who claimed to be real is actually just a mentally ill War Vet who Skinner pretended with?
Or did they do that already? I heard somewhere Skinner now has flashbacks to the Gulf War not Vietnam.
Logan Powell
Fucking moron.
Anthony Green
not him but at least i get to pretend I contributed to an epic meme which is epic as sneed posting! epic! thank god I found out where BANE? (that epic meme, remember?) came from and told my friends on reddit and we all decided to come to Sup Forums in order to be part of the newest epic meme, so here we are. Making the meme a reality
:D
Caleb Clark
t. chucklefuck
Jonathan Green
the image used to get posted with >subtle simpsons jokes a lot then someone thought it would be hilarious if he posted it asking what's the joke all the time
Austin Bennett
Please don't reply to me again.
Adrian Walker
>Comic relief side character >Given their own spinoff series My oh my, what could possibly go wrong?
Levi Bennett
haha, i like this meme too! it's like hotheads! remember that meme?
this isn't a very good meme, it didn't come from Sup Forums, and there4 isn't very good!!!!! need MOAR sneed posting :D haha!
Nicholas Watson
I asked nicely for you not to reply to me. How come you defy my request?
Joseph Ramirez
haha sorry! but you're a fellow sneedbro! we're in the epic sneed meme thread haha! so i like talking to my fellow /r/memesters haha sneed! who was in the wrong here? hahaha!
Justin Sullivan
Hey whoa, I'm a memester but I am NOT from reddit.
Ryan Martin
haha, you should join us Sup Forumsro! we have all the epic memes like sneed posting! together we can get it on KYM haha :D
Landon White
Boy oh boy, I'm thrilled to be on ground zero for this brand spanking new meme! Gonna go collect my meme votes before the meme Jews steal my points!
Bentley Carter
>Thin's cringe 'n' minch
Zachary Turner
There's some triggered minor who hates the Simpsons for some reason, so he spams this shitty meme to derail Simpsons threads.
Jayden Clark
>Kwik-E-Mart >formerly Apu's
Joshua Perry
>Moe's tavern >currently Moe's
Christopher Scott
Sneed's Feed & Seed is just a rhyme. The former name had a layer of humor because Chuck's Feed & Seed is a play on the owner name, but also throwing feed or seeds onto fields.
Elijah Ramirez
>the man who is responsible for zombie simpsons calls it the worst thing they've done
Nathaniel Gutierrez
BASED AS FUCK!
Joseph Thomas
Matt Groening is the luckiest most irrelevant motherfucker around.