Nostalgia Critic: The Dork Ages Thread 1

Let's talk about the seasonal decay of the once-cherished (yet Sup Forums's most hated) critic and apologize.

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WERE NOT DOING THE SUPERVILLAIN SHUFFLE

Any thoughts on those horribly unfunny clipless reviews?

any news from eggkara?

Not yet, I presume?

They could have listened to him.

kind of a pleb but one of the most consistent TGWTG reviewers, whether this is good or not it's all personal opinions, but his videos'quality didn't nosedive, that's for sure
youtube.com/watch?v=oq9eIJ8rcpI

>Hearing LordFat bash him on his podcast
Wew lad, Todd is a piece of shit

>clipless reviews
What?

I don't know anything about that but I'm gonna find it. Seems like every TGWTG reviewr is a tragicomic character

Todd
>started as a young man full of hope dreaming to be a country musician
>eventually give up and start reviewing shit pop songs
>shoehorn your fading musical talent at the beginning of every review
>get worse and worse at playing piano
>keep on reviewing shit nonetheless
>gf leaves you
>she talks you into staying in your house for free
>hear her fuck a different man every night
>get fat

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Apologize for what? Douge is the one who stopped doing Nostalgia Critic to do Demo Reel, not us. Douge is the one who forces shit sketches and plots into nuCritic. Douge is the one who ruined his own flagship show. What do we have to apologize for?

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Why cant people spell doug

don't drag james into this pls, he's a good man

Mike gets me every time

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Is that Linkara wearing a Babylon 5 shirt?

What the fuck I hate Babylon 5 now

the absolute state

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I haven't watched NC in years. I think the last episode I watched fully was the Shining mini series. Once he started reviewing movies that were in theaters still I gave up.

I stoped at the waterworld review, that movie is some of the most sincere kino

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Speaking of JewWario
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>bald
>best "friend" has literally taken over his sight
>nobody cares about the nerd anymore
>no more monster madness
>one chance at making a real movie was a disaster and embarrassment
>married a femnazi
>ended up watching Ghostbusters 2016 because his wife told him to
>first child is retarded
>second child is highly speculated to be Mike's

You literally cannot name anyone more JUST than James

i just unsubscripted to Cinemassacre after watching his shit for over 10 years.

Feels good to finally let go.

Why?

Have you seen what Cinemassacre puts out? Its 99% filler.

It's a "channer take every hearsay and greentext as truth because they dont enjoy/disagree with a bunch of critics who have a website" thread

Also, I laughed at this little video because of his embarrassing past porn RPs: youtube.com/watch?v=2Aqw51ACvu4

>channer

its just matt and ryan shit now that i cant stand. And the few videos a year that James actually makes just feel so old.

James hasnt grown as an 'artist' since 2008 and has been producing the same shit over and over again. Just look at those album videos he made. He's so out of touch with what's fun to watch, i just cant do it anymore.

They also have a video that's literally just having a conversation about cats for half an hour.
youtube.com/watch?v=4WzkdlNYz0Q

James is getting pulled deeper and deeper into the spectrum.

A TGWTG thread? Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me.

Brown Bricks with Minecrap.

comfiest video t b h

smashing a Retron 5 because "emulators are dumb lol" is pretty much it for me. James is an ok guy but Mike has turned into a turbo autist.

That was actually pretty much the turning point for me as well.

I didnt even know what it was about. Is there a backstory to that video that i didnt watch?

Retron 5 is a gigantic joke, but I think I need some context here.

youtube.com/watch?v=mbcL-qYICfc

As far as I know the only back story is "we don't like emulation"

the real backstory is that it was already broken

Emulation is fine, but the Retron 5 is just shit. I still feel like there's something I'm missing about this game.

"WE DUNT LIKE EMULATION, REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

>He's so out of touch with what's fun to watch,

>hasn't changed since 2008
don't think so desu

Doug Walker has been making unfunny pieces of cringe-worthy and unnecessary clipless reviews since he broke one of his rules in 2015 that sadly causes NC to go on a seasonal rot.

I gave up on Doug when they did that Kickassia shit like 10 years ago. Super cringe.

Does Sup Forums actually respect Doug at the very bottom of their hearts?

on the other hand Linkara's movie is P U R E kinö

honestly not any more, even back in the day he was a shit critic/entertainer but hey he had a couple of good ideas

youtube.com/watch?v=QRpIeg9eTTQ
What is there to talk about? He assumed he was more than he is so his fans put him back in his place, even let him have some failed projects so he would know for sure

Why is hitler in this picture?

and yet they had other sites copy them

I'm glad he's making these, can never find a good summary of all the TGWTG drama anywhere.

Whoa are you serious?

Probably just for laughs.

With Monster Madness gone, why live.

Yeah, it is a shame that monster madness has been let go.

Monster Madness was nothing more than James reading plot summaries.

The comfiest videos were when Mike and James would read quiz books and test James on his autistic monster movies knowledge.

The content is just shit now.

>Jim

Now THATS some real cringe right there

>get worse and worse at playing piano

why the fuck does he press the keys as hard as he can

At least Linkara killed the bat credit card joke: youtube.com/watch?v=hProUFseqak

Oh, and there's a crossover review that's just released: youtube.com/watch?v=DavWFM3BN9c

So with that said and done, let's continue with more TGWTG Drama kick.

I feel I may be right behind you one day, but I just can't let go of the guy who brought me so much entertainment in the past. If it was just Mike and Ryan I'd have unsubscribed years ago, but James still has something no other YT personality really goes for. I still have delusional hope he'll "get it" again.

Do you think you'll at least watch some of his older stuff from time to time, or has his current content put a negative filter over his stuff as a whole?

Honestly don't see how you guys can dislike board james