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>tfw the capon is just plump and crisp enough

AAAGGGH SAVE ME HOWLAND

How the fuck did Emilia Clarke manage to get cast?
She looks nothing at all like the character, and even refused to wear contacts to change her appearance, then refused to do nude scenes.
At the time of GoT airing, all she had done was a short film, a single episode of a tv show and a fucking SyFy movie about dinosaurs.
iirc the original unaired pilot had a Tamzin Merchant playing Dany, who has way more acting experience from things like The Tudors (same place Dormer came from) but then she was swapped out for Emilia with no reason given.
Is this just nepotism or some jewish conspiracy or does she give the best blowjobs on earth?

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What if grrm is actually dead and D&D have been pulling a Weekend at Bernie's on us?

remember when Jaime MYFATHER'ed his way out?

*bombastic orchestra music begins*

Eternal /ourking/ coming through who literally broke Rhaegars Body and the Time and Space around him with one Blow of his Warhammer coming through.
How before Westeros Storm King Robert "Bobby B" Baratheon, First of his Name, defiler of Whores and Slayer of Boars.

We all know why those books aren't coming out to next election. (if ever)

(((GoT)))) final season spring 2020 on (((HBO)))

Dothraki lives matter and cis men are the problem! Vote Zuckerberg!

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THAT'S NOT REALISTIC DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

WHERE IS MY REALISTIC FANTASY AUUUH THAT's TOOO ANIME ARUGHHHHHHHHHHH

>"Rhaegar … Rhaegar won, damn him. I killed him, Ned, I drove the spike right through that black armor into his black heart, and he died at my feet. They made up songs about it. Yet somehow he still won. He has Lyanna now, and I have her.”
Bobbyposters btfo

When Ned told Bobby that he's "too fat for his armor" he actually meant Plot Armor, foreshadowing his death.

The Hebrew Box Office shills are here!

Who is Ornstein then?
Edric Storm (Storm = his Dragonslaying Thunder Power)?
WILL HE FUCKING KILL DRAGONWHORE WITH HIS THUNDERSPEAR?!

>mfw

Tamzin is not really conventionally beautiful, plebs would reeeeee
I legit think Emilia must've fucked around for the role though

>they burned the fookin legends body
>we'll never get to see wight tanner return to gin alley

Bobby had shit taste.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EURON IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE EYEPATCH

WHY BERIC HAS ONE THAT'S NOT REALISTIC

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

got your back famalam
youtube.com/watch?v=7W-vSgHZEjo

It's not just about being realistic. The hammer looks like shit. I laugh every time I see it. Doubt that's what the prop department wanted.

>It's a fantasy story goy

Better let the son of a Goldman Sachs chairman tell it and not it's creator.

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When I first watched the show I thought gold dragons were literally golden statues of dragons, like 10-15 inch statues.

mind blown

>Tamzin is not really conventionally beautiful
Neither is Daenerys.

>Lena
>Emilia
>and this fucking Lyanna

Why are they against casting actually good-looking actresses? Why do the random brothel whores look better than the alleged most beautiful women in Westeros? It's literally where the /got/ meme to cast an active actress as a brothel slut in GoT comes from too.

DABID DABID HAKZOR WRITARZ
YASSS QUEEEN SLAYYY
BRING ME THE WHORE STRETCHER
THE WINE IS PREGNANT
HARRENZHALL ISH HOFF THE TABLE ASH WHALE
AZOR JAMIE
STANNIS THE MANNIS

The current state of /got/
"Quality" thread

he prolly remembered only young Lyanna

>TWOW never Edition

This is retarded. You know damn well that Jaime thinks about Cersei's vag and tits in ADWD too, well after burning the letter, and still considers her as his wife.

Based Barry
Can't wait until he guts Dany

I thought the same thing when I first read the books but in my defense I was 11 years old.

>yfw Bran is actually warging into everyone at everytime
>he's just simply roleplaying 24/7

That was the greatest moment of Jaime's arc, alongside his duels with Payne.

I'm on the Harrenhal is on the table chapter lmao this place has ruined it for me
How come Spartacus which is like low budget porn had better looking women?

I was 13 and I wasn't really paying that much attention

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kek

>it's the Lena hater again

>and still considers her as his wife.
No?

imagine thinking she isn't the most beautiful woman in GoT
imagine thinking some ayy lmao could replace her

Are the threads slow and comfy yet?

>plays his own universe
>we tha god now

>Jaime ceases to become so obsessively dependent
Wikifag spotted.

yes and please show the webm of her actress grabbing her tits

>Better let the son of a Goldman Sachs chairman tell it and not it's creator.

Stephan Friedman.

Benioff uses his mother's name because of ummmmmm SAG regulations or something.

Anyway, it's all just a coincidence.

>the Night's King is a power gamer troll that is ruining it and Bran is trying to kick him from his RP server

but he accepts that she is a bitch who doesn't love him and he needs to move on

so you be sayin we wuz wargz n shit?

Post extinct families

Eh.

slower and comfier but there's still an occasional burst of bobby/stannis/dany/etc. posting

>imagine thinking she isn't the most beautiful woman in GoT
I'd say that was Rose Leslie but there's so many contenders for that title and Emilia isn't even in the running tbqh

You a small nigga.

Cast her

>Do you have a wife, ser? No, I have a sister.
ADWD.

>Jaime smiled at the woman in the bed. She had one hand over her left breast and the other between her legs, which left her right breast exposed. Her nipples were darker than Cersei’s and thrice the size.
ADWD

>Past time this was ended, thought Jaime Lannister. With Riverrun now safely in Lannister hands, Raventree was the remnant of the Young Wolf’s short-lived kingdom. Once it yielded, his work along the Trident would be done, and he would be free to return to King’s Landing. To the king, he told himself, but another part of him whispered, to Cersei.
ADWD.

>Her need was real enough, Jaime did not doubt. As for the rest…she’s been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and Moon Boy for all I know…
ADWD.

Finish reading the sentence.

Tamzin has a way better body than fatty mcdragons imo

Unless Sam breaks his vows/is cuck enough to have Craster's Sam naturalized

Delete this

more wine my lord?

I love you

aagghh...

For y'all

It's incorrect. Jaime is still obsessively jealous as of ADWD.

I think you're taking that first line too literally.

Other than that I never said he didn't think of her sexually still.

>Discussing the book
>On the Sup Forums board for Films & Television
>Ever
go back to where you belong

I miss him lads

>is cuck enough
Oh I think we all know the answer to this already user
>It's called Horn Hill

I'm not going to go to bat for dany-posters but I think you're being disingenuous in suggesting emilia isn't at least kinda pretty.

>My son Wendel came to the the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter ... but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer's farce is almost done. My son is home

>tfw they cut the best character from the show

>Hello?

The fat fuck himself said that they're like husband and wife, well after ADWD was published.

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>To the king, he told himself, but another part of him whispered, to Cersei.

>takes the first opportunity to not go back
what does it mean

we >>>/offseason/ now

>showpleb

Agreed. On Charles XII similarities, there's a comparison that can be made with Stannis' exile in the North and Charles' in the Ottoman Empire.

>Eventually a small village named Karlstad had to be built near Bender to accommodate the ever-growing Swedish population there. Sultan Ahmet III, as a gesture to the King, had bought some of the Swedish women and children put up for sale by the Russians and turned them over to the Swedes, thus further strengthening the growing community of Caroleans.

>However, the sultan Ahmed III's subjects in the empire eventually got tired of Charles' scheming. His entourage also accumulated huge amounts of debts with Bender merchants. Eventually "crowds" of townspeople attacked the Swedish colony at Bender and Charles had to defend himself against the mobs and the Ottoman Janissaries involved.

>The Janissaries did not shoot Charles during the skirmish at Bender, but captured him and put him under house-arrest at Dimetoka (nowadays Didimoticho) and Constantinople.

If you squint hard, you can also barely see the flaming heart in Charles XII's standard.

On Targs, there's heavy Habsburg influence in them. Their competing with the Hohenzollerns over the Holy Roman Empire and then Germany is very similar to how the Targs and Baratheons (Bobby wasn't the first, check out Lyonel the Laughing Storm) rivaled over control of Westeros.

Bobby B himself has a lot of English influence though, late Bobby B is pretty much Henry VIII. If he had found out about the incest, guarantee you she'd have ended up like Anne Boleyn. Same with Lyanna if she survived and actually got a kid from Rhaegar. Show Tommen shows similarities to Mary Queen of Scots while Shireen seems to be an Elizabeth I.

>Rose Leslie
eww
weird taste

tfw you get brutally written out of the script :(

>Along the shore the cloud waves break, the twin suns sink behind the lake, the shadows lengthen in Carcosa.

>Strange is the night where black stars rise, and strange moons circle through the skies, but stranger still is lost Carcosa.

>Songs that the Hyades shall sing, where flap the tatters of the King, must die unheard in dim Carcosa.

>Song of my soul, my voice is dead, die thou, unsung, as tears unshed shall dry and die in lost Carcosa.

>being mad you got jilted is the same as being dependent on her toxic affection
If that were the case he'd have gone charging back as soon as she started piling it on in that letter.

>the absolute state of shartmerican show retards

>hehehe manderly is a coward and bear lolli calls him out

It's been estabilished since AGOT that the twins somehow have the notion that they'll die together.

I do

Lmao. In this one specific photo, sure, she looks great.

Now get ahold of qts like Myranda, Ellaria Sand, Tyene Sand and tell me Emilia can hold a candle. Pro tip, she cant

BOBBY B WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR ROOM SCREAMING IN PAIN

YOUR WIFE WILL BE ON HER BACK SCREAMING MY NAME

What happened to Sam's brother?

Did he? I stopped looking at interviews ages ago. Oh well, I still think it depends on interpretation and what you mean by "they're like husband and wife". I mean, right now it's jilted ex husband and wife.

>replying to "go back to "-posters
just ignore them in the future

Is Rhaegar and Lyanna the Anakin and Padme of Westeros?

Just started reading the books and wtf I have so much respect for the strongly and heroic Stannis now. The Iron Throne is completely his and how anyone could decide to follow his brother Renly and Robert not help support him by not giving him Storm's End I do not understand

Best girl coming through

>How they butchered Manderly

That means nothing
Stay mad, bookplebbit, you're on the wrong board

>jilted
user, he has that mantra throughout all his chapters. That's a man far gone. Remember that he wanted to knock off her teeth and fuck her, that's not someone who's feeling that well.

boby nvr got to insrt his benis in lyana :DDDDD

So you want the thread dead? Because there's nothing worth talking about in the show as a stand alone entity. Besides, he is talking about the show. Comparing them to the books is including them in the conversation.

She's ok sometimes.

most beautiful got girl was Dany's servant, she was like Dany but beautiful.