>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
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>>ear shattering fart noise
>lovecraftian
If only
Brrrttttttt
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
>not a group of half a dozen marines and a quirky jewish scientist and his daugher standing around some rubble slapping each others heads after killing cthulu with a devilishly placed claymore mine
DELET NOW
>Silent pan of the ocean
>This starts playing youtube.com
>"Imagine a world"
>shot of underwater city
>"where we weren't the first"
>fart noise, stone cracking
>"to arrive here"
>A huge eye can be seen through a crevice
>tracking shot of a helicopter
>"we've got company boys" crackles over the radio
>gun fire, grenades exploding
>Cthulhu rises from the ocean
>shots of destroyed city
>close up shot of the protagonist with an rpg
>"ia ia this you son of a bitch"
>rocket zooming towards cthulhus scared face
>explosion
>"THE"
>deep one rising out of the water being shot at by US troops
>"CALL"
>navy seals dropping into desert shooting at nyarlathotep
>"OF"
>nerdy character reading the necronomicon looking surprised
>"CTHULHU"
>coming november 8th
Can i get a quick rundown on this ugly son of a bitch?
He's a monster
>Clthulu as a giant monster action disaster movie
>not as a psychological hoor film
>Silent pan of the ocean
>music starts playing
>OCEAN MAN
>TAKE ME BY THE HAND
>LEAD ME TO THE LAND
>THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
Anyone who says "lovecraftian" hence forward will be forced to eat my poo
By the time Cthulhu got to a city, the madness that precedes him would have already decimated it.
Space godzillas ruled earth but then they fucked off to another dimension or something and only the puniest one was left, that's cthulhu, who is sleeping in an undersea city
His job is to bring the other space godzillas back in when he wakes up
He did wake up, but some norwegian rammed a boat in his face and he fell asleep again
how do you make giant creatures scary though? I never understood the godzilla/cloverfield is scary meme
>"ia ia this you son of a bitch"
The threat is what's scary, not so much the monster itself
you make them scary by not actually having them appear in the film
KINOTHULHU
Cthulhu is not Godzilla or some giant monster. He is an elter god of madness. He drives people insane before he even rises out of the sea. Cultists amd people on the street would be going mad before he even pops his head outbof the water.
nah he's really just a weaker godzilla with edgy tentacles who gets knocked out by a little boat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it's not that funny