Remember when after facing all that danger and huge powerful monsters and aliens, Steven was defeated by a simple human...

Remember when after facing all that danger and huge powerful monsters and aliens, Steven was defeated by a simple human?

Is Kevin the most powerful human on Earth?

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Idk we haven't seen Yellow Diamond's driving skills.

Not just Stephen, but his evolved form.

He lost because he didnt think about just making a better car out of thin air with gem powers.

who's stephen?

>the most powerful human on Earth

nah he's just lucky he hasn't gotten his neck snapped by Stevonnie yet.

I don't know, they couldn't defeat a simple human even with magic.

And Steven is too much of a pussy to kill and Connie would kill herself out of guilt, too white bread

I love how it's impossible to tell what ethnicity he is. Dude's just brown.

He should have told Stevonnie that Steven's tits were bigger than hers.

Do people really hate Kevin enough to write things like this?

Since most of SU fans are SJWs, yes.

what is this edgy shit

God forbid a man wants to make a move on someone.

No but that character is apart of the most terrible show on Earth.

In their world there was never any wars so everyone is perfect and pussified.

That's it, I'm going to start making my edgy SU shit to piss off those annoying fuckers.
Any ideas on what to do?

gems getting poofed by men armed with guns and then repeatedly raped when they reform

Pewey

>the most terrible show on Earth.
When will this meme die?

do this

Cousin of Stefan Universe

apparently hitting on a girl you think is hot makes you worse than Hitler.

Steven Universe BURN OUT

Right let's correct that.
The most terrible show in the universe.

The rape might be a little far, but I'm all in for masculinity winning over bullshit gem powers

Behold.

You wouldn't have to really even draw the rape, just at least an implication.

Just something to remind the women who watch this show that real life isn't the hugbox Steven universe's world is.

>Is Kevin the most powerful human on Earth?

No.
Tienshinhan is the strongest human!

>Just something to remind the women who watch this show that real life isn't the hugbox Steven universe's world is.
Why do you think people watch it, walking impotence?

The idea was to make an edgy comic, retard

I mean his powers are guided by his emotions

>Got himself and his girlfriend nearly drowned to death by Lapis, possibly destroying multiple ecosystems with a move as huge as sucking all the ocean water to one place to form a pillar
>He heals her, hugs her, and considered her a friend

>Jasper: Punched Steven in the face, nearly killed him, destroyed Garnet, harmed Lapis, threatened to destroy Earth.
>He didn't consider her that much of a problem and wanted to heal her

>Lars: Treats Steven like shit, verbally abused him, acts like an obnoxious douchebag to everyone, disrespects his parents.
>Steven still acts buddy-buddy with Lars, thinking it's some ironic joke Lars does with him.

>Kevin: Got attracted to Stevonnie and wanted to dance with her, got creeped out and left once Stevonnie lost her shit by stomping the floor like an autist and splitting into two kids.
>Steven still holds a grudge against him and acted defensive once Kevin stopped by the car wash, even though Connie forgot who he was and so did the audience.


This type of inconsistency is aggravating and why I can't Steven as a character.

What are you? An SJW? The rape isn't enough.

That episode was Zuke trying to teach people about assholes and failing horribly, get the fuck over it.

He's been an annoying little pussy from the start. One of the worst protagonists in my opinion.

>Lapis comes the closest to killing all life on Earth out of everyone the gems have ever encountered
>Repeatedly acts like the victim and no one calls her out on it
>No one apparently noticed or cared about all the water on Earth just disappearing/forming a bridge through space
>Steven forgives her immediately


The writing is not the best.

the show is written by women

being a creepy guy is worse than murder and abuse

He is half white, half indian.

He is literally a "male" Stevonnie, he was an earlier design for Steven and Connie fusion.

There's so much Pewey porn on sad panda it burns.

>Repeatedly acts like the victim and no one calls her out on it
Except when she admits she was as abusive as Jasper in Alone at Sea.

>he was an earlier design for Steven and Connie fusion.
source?

>steven
>white

God forbid a fusion to be male.

Knowing Sugar he's probably just a bigger asshat version of this.

Kevin raping stevonie pucci. It'll drive sjws crazy

greg/steven fusion when

which is why we need better characters than steven

Their mantits would be huge.

that episode was trash

Is he human though?

Between his 3rd eye his second set of arms and all

I like how Zuke wrote this episode yet she's the one who quit Twitter


>tfw she used to be your favorite

And checked

>Steven already spent time with lapis in the mirror as summer fun buddies

>Wasn't actually sympathetic towards jasper UNTIL she got corrupted

>Lars only directly antagonized Steven pre-Lars and the cool kids, Steven saw that he and Lars could get along at the end of that episode.

Also what the fuck do you mean by Connie forgot

>that show is trash
fixed

>story by: Matt Burnett, Ben levin, rebecca sugar, Ian jones-quartey, and kat Morris
Also it was Hilary that got Matt hooked on Initial D

Connie and Steven aren't even together is the worst part. They're still doing the "Friends but they're clearly going to be a couple" thing

Well it takes about 50 episodes of filler to get the plot moving so it's expected that their relationship would progress at the pace of a snail's crawl.

*being a guy

fixed that for you

I dont comprehend this Kevin is actually sexy and douchebag why would women get asshurt he comes on to them?

because SU is fictional.

It's probably a female power fantasy to turn down hot douchey guys

...

No the power fantasy is turning down not so hot guys, douchebags are immune being turned down because they are just that good.

I read somewhere that he is not human

What about uub?
I doubt they were going for this but he reminds me of those 2nd to 3rd Generation Middle Eastern kids from an upper-middle-class background.

How is Not edgy.

Also, whatever you do, I fear it won't be as good as what Have some Moore used to do.

I wonder if Steven ever walked down the street and slipped on one of Connie's turds?

He got sparkled by Boo's magic. That doesn't count.

So Kevin hitting on Stevonnie is selfcest?

Steven needs a hot skinny WHITE girlfriend while Connie is the third wheel.

Jesus fuck we have been over this a thousand time already.

For all the the Gem, Steven actually fought against them. Even against Lapis, he fought her water construct.

The worst he wanted to do against Kevin was win a race car. How does that even compare.

Second, the moment Kevin told his sad little brother story, Steven was ready to listen and forgive, just like the other Gem.

Third the whole point of that episode is that it was POINTLESS to pursue that gurdge in th first place.

there is zero inconsistencies.

>and failing horribly,
How? It concludes well.

>>Lapis comes the closest to killing all life on Earth out of everyone the gems have ever encountered
we don't know how much water she took. Also, her gem was broken, she wans't thinking straight.
>>Repeatedly acts like the victim and no one calls her out on it
Well she was a vitim. Get imprisoned for milenia.

>>No one apparently noticed or cared about all the water on Earth just disappearing/forming a bridge through space
We don't know how much water was taken. for all we know, only the cities close to beach Cities were affected. someone need to calculate the actual volume of this water tower.

>>Steven forgives her immediately
Just like he forgave anyone elese immeditaely the moment they showed a sign of weaknes and/or being hurt. including Kevin.

>The writing is not the best.
It's consistent, if you actually pay attention.

But Greg is the best.

>we don't know how much water she took
From that the view in pic related shes moved the entire global ocean.

People are just buttblasted because they took a harmless character and portrayed him as the devil because he hit on a girl. When they finally find an excuse to cry out for SJWs they cling on it for ever and ever.

Personally I thought it was a fine episode, but it used the "don't get worked up over assholes" moral in a way that is way too awkward and forced.

a fat loser like steven shouldn't even have a girlfriend

>Fat guys dont get laid
Do you ever go outside?

The point is, everyone in SU acts horribly at some point. If they didn't, there would be no challenge in having them reconcile.

It may be just me, but I learned that feeling guilty when you think about people who hurt you, and then starting to act all superior and disinterested as if this will make them magically melt while shouting "OH WHAT A WORLD", does more harm than good. The core message is good though, so it's a minor complaint.

Do fat men have sex outside?

It's quite cloudly.though.

Okay, the basis doens't seems to change that much. how big is it?

Let's count large, 2000 m2 Now, how tall is it? Base on this schemeattached here and comparing it to your pic (hope it is on scale), I'd say it was 300 000 m2. Let's say 400 000 m2 to be sure.

So it make a whole volume of, at most, 2000 * 400 000. So, 800 000 000 m3, or 0.8 km3
Now The total volume of the oceans is, according to
ngdc.noaa.gov/mgg/global/etopo1_ocean_volumes.html
1 335 000 000 km3

So, basically, By accounting for the largest volume possible the water tower might have take, lapis only took 0.0000000059925094% of the total mass of the ocean.

We are way below "All of the world water".

>and then starting to act all superior and disinterested
I don't think Stevonnie started to act superior, though. She simply managed to not be affecte by the Doucness of Kevin anymore and simply enjoy the ride.

>as if this will make them magically melt while shouting "OH WHAT A WORLD",
It usually doesn't happens. It's more of a writer fantasy, a wishful thinking realisation that is understandable in fiction and one of the main point people write fiction in the first place.

But even without that part, Stevonnie's reaction at the end still seem like the best way to go.

why are people defending him? he sexually assaulted stevonnie. the fuck is wrong with this board

Who is defending him, here?

>people try and kill him and his friends and family
>Steven extends his friendship to them
>Some guy asks what he thinks is a fellow adult party goer to a dance
>NO FUCK THIS GUY I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HIM

Stupid episode, should've just left Kevin as a one-off character

rape apologist

seeSteven extended his hand of friendship to Kevin just like every other. Also.

Here is a list of thing Steven did to Peridot
-Broke her stuffs
-Helped capture her and tied her up
-Helped destroy her ship and stranded her on earth
-Sold her out to the Gems
-Dismembered her from her foot
-Helped poofing her
-Locked her in an old car
-hated her for "betraying" him
-Chased her again.

Now here is a list of thing Steven did to Kevin:
-Not wanting to dance with him
-Wanting to wina a race car against him.

What was it about this guy that got steven so asshurt?

He made Connie uncomfortable and steven felt it.

*being big
Now it's fixed.

Post it here when you're done pls.

>half white, half indian.
Hey, that's me.
Except my mom was a paler than average indian, so I ended up looking white with indian features.

How did he sexually assault Stevonnie?

>Hey bb wanna fuck cmon boo lets dance
>EWWW STOP TOUCHING ME ITS NOT LIKE THIS IS DANCE AND A TOTALLY NORMAL WAY TO INITIATE A SEXUAL DANCE OR SOMETHING

How do you tumblrinas function in clubs?

Kevin did nothing wrong, women have no concept of moral right or wrong they distort it to I LIKE THIS I DONT LIKE THIS.

He didn't. He was a douche. that's it.

I'm just going to leave this here...

>brown
>weird nose
>douchebag
Obviously he is argentinian

doesnt look like you need to, they already made edgy bullshit without your help

when people stop responding to obvious bait


ow the edge

... Also this.

youtube.com/watch?v=3K_I51E6AKM

Should have used this:
youtube.com/watch?v=rVYUdP_7TNU

>Peridots gigantic head
Fucking disgusting

>Steven is too much of a pussy to kill

You really don't have a fucking clue, do you?

You said it. It's edgy and it's shit.

...How would they go about that? You might be able to kill them by shattering their gem - but raping them? Even Pearl is stronger than a T.Rex, and they probably don't even have girl bits.