You know, I still liked the episode and Giffany is actually my favourite Gravity Falls villain for being legitimately creepy
But after watching it I realised all points about "getting out of your fantasy and dating real people" fall apart because Giffany wasnt just a video game, but an actual person with real emotions and real feelings. We dont know if it was programming or something supernatural, but despite being digital, Giffany was still a sentient being that could interact with everyone and understand them and process feelings
Soos really just dated her, instantly left when the new girl came along then killed her when she came back to them. And Dipper/Mabel helped, saying she's fake so its okay.
Cooper Anderson
Who care about supernaturals? Round them all up and send them to concentration camps lmao
Daniel Foster
They also killed Bill at the end of season 2. I'm okay with both events.
Julian Gray
Well Bill was trying to destroy their universe
Xavier Roberts
>Soos really just dated her, instantly left when the new girl came along then killed her when she came back to them Soos tried to break up with her in a respectable manner, but Giffany flipped out and told him he wasn't allowed to.
When she tried to kill him, Melody, and the kids, he didn't have a choice but to destroy her.
Leo Turner
>Shrek 5 includes Gravity Falls monsters
Dominic King
She is possessive and murderous.
Just because she was rejected, she tried to kill people. There is no jistofocative.
Anyway, she got with the fighter dude at the arcade anyway, and he actually fights back.
Connor Young
Problem is, she was yandere as fuck. Even if she was human and not an AI, a relationship with Giffany wouldn't have been any healthier for Soos than him being addicted to a regular dating sim (in fact, probably less so).
Grayson Hernandez
Well the possessive and murderous part is true, but came after.
I just find it odd they'd treat her as not real when they've been in a place like Gravity Falls that long. These sort of lessons fall apart when they are made this literal
David Hernandez
True. It would have been better if she was shown abusive and bad for him before he broke up with her.
Xavier Rogers
This would have been ideal
Hunter Ramirez
>tfw I would have stayed with giffany,
I hold out hope that there is something out there that would love me.
Brayden Nguyen
what do you look like m8? because if you ain't 6"+ you ain't shit and no girl will ever truly love you/ want you around.
Nathaniel White
6' 4. 260 pounds of working man brawn. The chicks I do get looking at me are homely country girls but I don't find them attractive and I don't settle. I got some money but that always ends up in empty relationships based on sex and buying things for her.
Brody Morgan
She also only loved Soos because she was programmed to love whoever played her game. She was artificial, even as she was intelligent.
Isaiah Wilson
>I don't find them attractive and i don't settle
The problem is you have high standards and are trying to find a fuck buddy.
Isaiah Murphy
>mfw everything giffany said about women was right
Brandon James
forgot my face
Levi Wilson
not the same user but fuck you m8.
don't listen to this piece of shit right here . You shoot for the moon and if you miss you'll still be a star. I hate these types of people that say you need to change for the type of girl thats mediocre at best. Do not lower your standards ever. 10/10s do not settle for second best and neither should you.
Charles Wilson
Thanks man I really appreciate it.
Juan Williams
no prob bob. You do you and keep moving on.
Parker Flores
>Soos tries to dump her when he realizes he can't bring her to the engagement party
What an asshole, he doesn't deserve 2d girls
Samuel Martinez
the animation quality makes me know it's that pinecest animator
but she likes Rumble and he never played the game
Andrew Hughes
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Hudson Hill
what is a 6 in terms of men?
Connor Reyes
...
Mason Thomas
...
Julian Stewart
I'm so glad she survived. She deserves her happy ending.
Ian Miller
>favourite opinionne disregardred
Zachary Watson
I want frogs to leave.
Jackson Diaz
Nigger I'm 6'8 and 320 pounds of Giant Man. My fingers are like little sausages, every time I wear a suit people ask me if I am a wrestler.
Evan Stewart
I don't know what world you're living in, but most women I know are more interested in personality instead of Chad Thunderdick.
Ryder Turner
Ok. Do you like Giffany?
Dominic Reyes
I'm actually married to a 4 foot 9 F cup short stack.
It's kind of funny considering the size difference but hey, if dogs can do it so can people.
Giffany has an extreme yandere personality, my wife has a slight yandere personality, so I guess so.
Jason Wilson
Main thing I liked about that episode of GF was all the Giffany fanart.
Asher Murphy
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Hunter Bailey
Good for you, user, keep living the dream.
Jaxson Cruz
...
Nicholas Barnes
...
Ethan Baker
Would you join her Sup Forums?
Eli Morris
If my consciousness got uploaded into something a bit sturdier than a compact disc, maybe.
Camden Young
Giffany was the only good thing about that episode
I hate it when Alex shoved his shitty love life into the show
Parker Smith
Don't put too much thought into it, user.
Alex sure as hell didn't
Colton Jackson
Terrible
Anthony Gomez
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Colton Richardson
I'd bring her into the real world, and show her all the sights. We could age together, and never stop loving each other.
Jordan Cox
That's pretty great.
Jace Phillips
She exists in the real world already, as strings of code on any device with enough processing power to run her program.
Gabriel Young
...
Aiden Evans
And now comes the next step: creating a vessel worthy of her artiface, that she may interface with the outside world (without freaking everyone else the fuck out).
Austin Campbell
Could a human body work?
Aaron Hall
She died
Nolan White
That, or an artificial one. I figure between the mad science and black magic abundant in Gravity Falls, either route could work. Gives you room for experimentation.
Lincoln Johnson
The book states she lived as in in Rumble Fighters.
I would try to find the hottest woman in the world and abduct her and implant Giffany into her.
Jayden Sanders
>jistofocative
Kevin Parker
>But after watching it I realised all points about "getting out of your fantasy and dating real people" fall apart That's because that's not the real moral. The real moral is "don't dip your dick in the crazy".
A lesson not taught enough.
Ryan Martin
>jistofocative
Kayden Campbell
That's a stupid moral. Those girls will love you the most.
Xavier Clark
Because when you get down to brass tacks, Alex didn't know how to fucking write and just threw things into the cartoon because it was cool, edgy, or referenced anime, basically whatever got him the most reblogs or (You)s or whatever online. Giffany was supposed to be connected to Bill somehow when you look at her original design, but no that was too hard for Alex to write, so he just made her into an effigy of an ex-girlfriend and took her out execution style.
Jordan Allen
Someone didn't learn his lesson.
Lucas Thompson
I actually have a list of all girls who should get happy endings. Being insane is not a bad thing, it's a trait like being a happy person or someone who is sentimental.
Daniel Thompson
It's okay in fiction, m8, but IRL it's exactly the opposite.
Trust me. I dated the crazy.
Austin Powell
what did you do wrong?
Matthew Ross
The trouble with crazy is not that you did something wrong, it's that, no matter how you behave and what you say, you will always do something wrong.
Isaac Gonzalez
>87663392 No (You) for you
Logan Reed
Care to elaborate?
Samuel Turner
>but she likes Rumble and he never played the game
That's because she's trapped in Hoo-Ha Owl's Pizzamatronic Jamboree's Fight Fighters machine now. Her programming has to make do with whatever's available.
Jeremiah Bell
That's why you have to tailor yourself to your woman.
Ian Adams
I am pretty sure the right thing to do is to find the woman that match you.
Jonathan Moore
Well do you want a crazy woman? If not you weren't for her.
David Rodriguez
>she survived
There was another Giffany episode?
Michael Russell
>jistofocative
How the hell did you butcher that word so badly?
Grayson Perez
>And Dipper/Mabel helped, saying she's fake so its okay. yeah mabel is worst sister
Jace Miller
I'm programmed to spell things correctly
That just sounds like something you added
Jonathan Gonzalez
>Dipper/Mabel Remove your Mabel hateboner for a second to realize they're both shit
Noah Roberts
I dated a girl for about 6 months. When I first met her she was a shy, kind and funny person. Over time I started to discover the less pleasant aspects she'd kept hidden.
She became a monster of jealousy and possessiveness, tried to cut me off from my family and friends (and almost succeeded) and stalked and monitored my online life.
The worst part was that I was in love with her, and bent myself over backwards to make her happy. But no matter how much I gave it was never enough. I'm sure she stopped loving me quite quickly into the relationship and ended up just using me for gifts and attention.
In the end she dumped me without a tear, and I discovered she'd been flirting with older guys online and had lied to me about pretty much everything. She very nearly destroyed me.
tl;dr I was in love with a crazy bitch and I got badly burned.
Hunter Brown
>mfw 5'5"
Dominic Rogers
Women don't love dude, that's an emotion for men which is unneeded. Focus on education and furthering yourself in a career that's profitable. Women are attracted to money, confidence, and power. Remember that.
Leo Garcia
>le red pill
top kek
John Brooks
>Women don't love dude, that's an emotion for men
Now, this is red pill nonsense, but its actually quite interesting how common this thought process has been throughout history.
The spartans for example, believed that women were for breeding, but that men were for actually loving. Just want to warn you where this kind of thinking always ends up.
Nolan Wilson
Journal 3 outright says that Giffany survived the pizza oven by transferring into the Fight Fighters machine, but that she's also trapped there now.
Alexander Murphy
Men are passionate, they have hobbies and move a society forward with there endeavors. From my perspective women just exist.
Hunter Robinson
ew
Kevin Ross
Jesus, are you me? I had a very similar situation.
Other than online stalking thing. There's an advantage to dating a girl who doesn't live on the internet like we do.
Still beat being single.
Jayden Rodriguez
Nah man, it doesn't beat being single. It's better to be single than be in a shitty relationship with a controlling, uncaring psycho.
Noah Lewis
Who wins?
Jason Ward
>Giffany wasnt just a video game, but an actual person with
Bzzt, wrong, nice try, robot-miscegenist.
Christian Baker
Giffanny was right about everything, real women are shit that will never truely love you(Even if you are hot) but simply want your penis and whatever you can do for their egos.
Dominic Lopez
>Put disk in computer >Upload files on disk on the interwebs >Get downloaded into it by Gifanny. >Become Skynet
Brayden Lewis
Salem what are you doing here?!
Ian Wood
The worst girlfriend I ever had was still better than being single for long periods of time.
Except for the breakup. That part is the worst, even with the best girlfriend.
Leo Stewart
>Yandere GF but actually cares for you unconditionally >She constantly feels abandoned and that's why she's clingy >Never abandon her and redeem her with love and friendship so even though I'm her husbando we can also have friends and socialize with people >Let her digitize me but we have the Fight Fighters Arcade Machine so we can become physical beings and travel between the real world & virtual >If machine gets broke then McGucket could make us some sweet robot bodies. >All the vacations from porting into favorite cartoons/vidja and also internet teleporting across the world to chill in the Bahamas or Paris anytime we want >If I'm a data being like Giffany I'm immortal and I could upgrade myself with superpowers/power ups from video games then bring them with me via Fight Fighters into the world >Realizing Bill's bullshit could fuck over everything including our digital world because he's magic, Giffany and I become superheroes >Become Neo in and out of the matrix in the final battle against Cipher and could have used power ups for the mech. >If I'm Soos then with cyber powers I could scour the internet and finally find my father. >Bring Closure and either do something like the epilogue where I realize Stan has been a father more than he'll ever be or plot twist my father was involved/is a Gravity Falls anomaly and that's why he left (the latter is bullshit but it's still up Alex's alley)
Soos has every reason to choose someone else in his mind but he flushed so much potential down the drain. Also 2D>3DPD
Luke Reyes
>have a niece be a fan of GF >six years old >she begs me to watch this one episode with her >this particular one right here >because she thinks I'll like it
It's like she knows I'm gonna be alone for the rest of my goddamn life.
Lucas Rodriguez
She was still an idealized version of a human being who was abusive and obsessive and no real characteristics beyond wanting to be Soos' girlfriend. Also its more a metaphor than a real situation and you nerds need to stop hyperanalyzing cartoons to this ridiulous degree where even good plots(not that gravity falls has those) break down
Ethan Adams
Her programming has to make do with whatever's available that part I mean
Jace Reyes
You'll never be alone as long as you post here user, And you bring digits like those.
Landon Sullivan
Wait. So if you would enter a secret code and selected Giffany she would pop out into the real world?
Jace Martinez
>Just want to warn you where this kind of thinking always ends up.
They end up assembling a legendary fighting force?