What is Valerian and Why it's the MOST Important Sci-fi Movie You NEED to Watch!

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how many heart pills i will need to watch it guys?

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Why do you sound like a shill? This movie will be shit, you know.

on what level? worse then Star wars or even worse that Star Treck?

>the movie is still filming
>OP already says it's better to SW or ST
0.10 $ have been added to your account.

I thought that was Quicksilver.

I'm not watching anything with this awful troll in it. She's literally kind of gross looking and unattractive, can't act, and has a really shitty personality in real life.

The girl? She looks butch, yeah.

Dane Dehaan has a good face for Orion, if only he could get buff.

I think they are being """ironic""" shilling. Like when Sup Forums says a movie will be ____kino.

Valerian?

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Dragons came from space

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This isn't a comic book?

yes sweety. and they fucked blonde virgins to make kings.

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>blond hair
>black eyebrows
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She really is unattractive in that fascinating way only supermodels can be. Like, I want to look at her the same way you want to look at modern art.

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thats all. i thank the scan.guys for their great work. i hope they will get filthy rich, marry the wife of Trump and buy own filthy-righ-yacht where they will served my clintos daughter.

Now the son of a cocksucking bitch, who is a janitor here can finally ban me again for posting on /co.

I grew up with this comic, love it.
Can't wait for the movie.

Thanks for sharing the comic

This movie looks aggressively generic.
Also, wasn't the book about time traveling police or something fucking stupid like that?

Uhh Comics & Cartoons?

>movie is 99 percent CGI
honestly does it count as live action if the only non cgi is the actors heads?

>those fake ass graphics
>LE EPIC FILTERS
>LE SLOW MOTION
>Le power grrrrl
>Le fake hype

Only reason Fifth Element was any good it's because it's a blatant rip off on Moebius/Jodorowsky comics

Luc Besson was never a "visionary" on anything and his movies mostly suck. Or else you think the Taken movies and Taxi 2 were masterpieces.

>that obvious shilling
>samefag giving it 11/10 already

Sup Forums was right all along

Expect "Top 4567 reason you should watch this shit" on every single memester site.

why do i read your pathetic excuse of being shit in his voice?

youtu.be/PEJ7HJUeTEE

>same guy almost died laughing at Paul Blart trailers

Pretty sure his opinions are trustworthy.

Thank you for the comic user.

I'm ok with the actors as long as the movie doesn't suck too much.

the trailler is exciting. The world is so colorful and beautiful.

>I'm not watching anything with this awful troll in it. She's literally kind of gross looking and unattractive, can't act, and has a really shitty personality in real life.

I don't get why she keep getting roles when: she can't act and ugly

It's a movie based on a comic book

Moebius worked on,,,as in, got paychecks from...Besson's 5th Element.

>Crushing on a dirty carpet muncher
you do realize there is absolutely no point in that right? She literally would never find you attractive

For this movie to succeed, I really hope they don't take such a naive and clumsy script as I just read. My goodness, I could blame the time this comic was released but I've read more serious shit way older than this.
Nice drawings tho.

I couldn't watch that. It was giving me scabbies

>These fucking Youtubers

Jesus fucking Christ I'm sick of normies and their "nerd chic" bullshit.

i love her eyebrows

What is this, and why is Zac Efron wearing a crown?

wow Id never expecting someone to beat DC and Marvel in terms of shittenes

Looks like dog shit. All visuals and absolutely no substance what so ever.
A studio exec saw how popular GotG was and blew his load on this garbage.
It'll be the next John Carter.

why she look like Dane DeMan?

Also, they're really fucking themselves over by advertising that its by the same guy as Lucy because that movie was a fucking joke.

Pissed that they cast that ugly cunt. She's awful.

Who is this dude ? I would bang him.

And yeah, as Valerian's comic reader, I can tell this movie is gonna be shit. I mean, come on, emo Harry Osborn and a fucking no-read head Laureline ? You screwed up Besson, you screwed up really baaaaad...

I know some guy working in special effects, said he'd seen it and it looked cool.

Of course it "looks cool".
That's the only thing it does.

>Not wanting Fifth Element 2

I thought that was Daniel Radcliffe at first, but now it looks like if Radcliffe and Orlando Bloom did the fusion dance from DBZ.

Just like everyone wanted Independence Day 2

It ain't as fat as them so I'd fuck it.

Bad one for Valerian though. Is this what whitewashing feels like when I don't like it?

Anyone know if they even tried doing the suits faithfully? If they tried and it didn't work out I'm a lot more cool with tactical black.

Radcliffe actually looks a bit like Valerian, much more than deHaan. Is either of them good at comedy?

Neither of them are good at anything.

>someone else hates filters and slow motion
THANK YOU.