SWEET CAROLINE
SWEET CAROLINE
There should be a national vote for most annoying commercial on television each month and the writers should be publicly executed for our pleasure
IT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS
Name a more Kafkaesque commercial, I dare you.
Puppy monkey baby
or people who willingly use services that display ads should just have a death lottery
maybe one day we can live on a planet where humans don't lay down and accept paying to be advertised to
This one is fucking excruciating even worse than this shithead
>we call it the remainder, it's the number that remains
I like the way you think
there will be advertising for as long as materialism is around
I don't mind this commercial not because it isn't annoying but because there's no shaming the dorky white guy; the white girl joins him in being happy. I want all commercials to be in this vein.
I like this one though, it's so stupid and it's knows it
If you want to watch sports you're pretty much doomed to watch ads
At least they stopped the fucking annoying Snapple one
t. numale
That's an internet only spot I think.
>white girl
yeah.... (((white)))....
Is this Mandela? I remember he sang Zombie.
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I still hate the commercial with the rats or whatever driving a KIA.
maybe it's an entirely different ad altogether but I recall there being one where the driver is singing zombie by the cranberries
left back side to side, left left back back side to side
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Thats because youre a fucking moron
Must be a different ad. Zombie would have been an odd choice.
LIKE A BOSS
Unfortunately it is not.
They call her sweet Caroline because she's the Caroline that is sweet
>Sup Forums is so underage and/or anti-social that they've never been to a karaoke bar when someone performed Sweet Caroline
Pathetic. No wonder you're all so bitter and unhappy.
Or a sporting event for that matter.
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>implying that karaoke isn't explicitly for japanese businessmen and autistic people
College bars have karaoke nights all the time. It's normie as fuck.
youtube.com
Kino commercial desu senpai.
because they know everyone who watches sports is braindead enough to accept it and even actively look forward to seeing the ads.
Sup Forums is such a weird mixed bag of a board. It's filled with rejects from Sup Forums and yet also contains so many sports hating beta nerds.
This.
The bar where I play trivia has karaoke every week, and it's a 50/50 split of cartoonish hipsters and barely funtional, one step away from being homeless alcoholics.
And your OTHER sweet caroline
that was one of the lamest things I have ever seen.
If you own a iphone you need to neck yourself muy pronto.
Any commercial designed SPECIFICALLY to pander to supposed "millennial" tastes.
>BUY OUR PRODUCT BECAUSE THIS PRODUCT IS HOW YOU BE YOURSELF AND EXPRESS YOURSELF AND SHOW THE WORLD HOW UNIQUE YOU ARE
>GUYS OUR PRODUCT IS """"AUTHENTIC"""" ITS SO MUCH MORE """REAL""" THAN OTHER PRODUCTS LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL THERES UKELELE CHORDS. AND A TOY PIANO!!! OUR CARS ARE MANUFACTURED BY MOM AND POP AND YOU CAN BUY THEM AT THE FARMERS MARKET
>my glowing rectangle is better than your glowing rectangle from the same Chinese factory
The music is pretty comfy. And this is coming from an Android fag.
I don't hate sports though. I just don't like them nearly enough to watch something that behaves as if being sold something is a privilege I should look forward to and I have a very reasonable disdain for the people who do.
I still use a slidephone because I'm not a socially inept retard.
DUDE ABSURDISM LMAO
>DUDE I'D NEVER HAVE KIDS THEY'RE SUCH A WASTE OF MONEY
>I TOTALLY WANT TO BUY THIS PHONE FOR $1000 THAT'S GOING TO BE WORTH $50 NEXT YEAR BECAUSE IT'S 10% FASTER THAN THE ONE I HAVE NOW
millennials were a mistake
Really though, what's so bad about the iPhone? I've owned multiple smartphones over the years and all of them have featured calling, texting, email, a web browser and the same popular apps which is what the vast majority of people do on their smartphones.
>Fancy phone is $1000, lasts several years
>Raising a child is about $14,000 a year, every year
>Sup Forums contrarians act like these costs are comparable
>tfw when too intelligent to watch sports
Sonata sales are down 30.1% from this time last year.
cars.usnews.com
This commercial could be sending so many people away from buying this car that you can get one new for over 1/3 off MSRP.
>fancy phone is $1000, lasts several years
>still going to buy the newest new one next year
>i want to stay up to date and have the shiniest texting and facebook machine
>but guys this one can recognize my face so i dont need to swipe my finger to start it.
yeah kids suck they only do shit like carry on your bloodline after you die nothing important like texting and emojis
Who said I never wanted kids?
Who said I was gonna even buy the new iPhone?
To be use your autistic way of arguing, why is one set of people born in a arbitrary period of time better than the other?
How come "kids these days" trigger you so much when you seem to dislike people who don't have kids?
Yeah dude the world totally needs more kids
>>still going to buy the newest new one next year
Yeah keep talking out your ass
www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2015/07/09/how-often-do-americans-upgrade-their-smartphones-infographic/#3278687e20ac
Makes me wonder how much money people could save if we lived on 1980s standards.
>Yeah dude the world totally needs more kids
more white ones yeah
You mean the "greed is good" era? Poor choice of decade.
you mean the "having a job is good" era? how oppressive
Should've said 1970s standards instead.
I'm not sure what you mean. Have we ever lived in a "not having a job is good" era?
>muh white genocide
>the holocaust never happened but I hope it happens again
>white people aren't being genocided but we should keep doing it
Sup Forums please leave
YOUR ROSES REALLY SMELL LIKE POO POO POO
white ones
>live in Boston
>enjoy going to red sox games
>cringe when people start singing it
>almost makes me not want to go
Was just going to post this, I'm a Neil Diamond fan as well
What's so bad about it? It's a fun, infectious song. Just go along with it.
WHEN A FIRE STARTS TO BURN
This honestly wouldn't be so bad if they didn't choose the most physically cucked man ever as the protagonist
Based Niel is too pure for this shithole
>reminder that that song was written about a preteen Caroline Kennedy
>"Touching me, touching you"
How did he get away with it?
>going out
Fucking normalfags.
>youtu.be
Because he could write music about raping my mother and it would still be perfect.
BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAP
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