Who should make the kino adaptation?

Who should make the kino adaptation?

H.P. Lovecraft of course

I hope that this happens but seriously, I need to know about THIS HOLE, RIGHT HERE. I was drawn to it at the first sight of your picture, OP.

I really really really really need to know about this and I won't stop asking until I find answers. I assume it's in Japan, since it looks like a manga? It seems like it's a real place. I have to fly to Japn.

I will wire $100 to anyone who can show me exactly where this place is. I have to find that cave. My cave.

What is the story about, OP?

How very lovecraftian of you

one of Ito's dullest stories
Long Dream was really something else though

Please tell me where the hole is. I have to find the hole! Please!

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David Cronenberg

Was gonna say the same.

No big director would do it justice.

Saitama, the New Jersey of Japan.

She's waiting to meet you, user.

>I read it right to left

Herzog

This story was about Sup Forums, right?

wes anderson

THANK YOU.

>read uzumaki
>reach final chapter
>see ending
>get disappointed
Why did ito do that?

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Most of the time, when it comes to Ito, the stories that go on for way too long have lackluster endings, he's better with short stories.
I still liked Uzumakis ending though, compared to the ending of Hellstar Remina

>Sarah Jessica Parker
Pass.

Fat jewish homosexuals already ruined it.

In all seriousness is there a readily availble pleb collection of Ito in Burgerland? The type of thing you could just waltz in and find in your better comics shop or B&N? I haven't been down the nerd mango isle in years but I sort of want to read some Ito now.

lol Hellstar Remina looks like a happy ending until you think about it for more than a second. Love how Ito just handwaves it away

Amazon buddy

Yeah they got some collections of his stories in B&N

Ito is pretty Lynchian, so DL

I've got all of his stuff downloaded but never got around to reading any of it. Where should I start?

The Bully

What was that story where aliens invade and the dude jumps around the world and shit?

It was so fucking stupid.

The Groaning Drain, Long Dream, The Window Next Door, Army of One, Hanging Balloons, The Chill

I have never been a customer of amazon and I'm not about to start.

Every Ito story has a shit ending and he's like Stephen King in that regard with interesting premises leading to shit endings.

Jesus Christ anom

Hellstar Remina

Tomie

So did I.

It looked cool at first and then it got dumb real fast.

So if the planet ate Remina it would've fucked off right?

I dont mind most of his endings, his short stories arent really meant to have explained endings or anything like that, mostly just his longer stories that have the worst endings.

Really, just read it all. Everything is very representative of his work, and it's all pretty effectively disturbing and even often scary, in his distinct style.

But def read the one in OP (The Enigma of Amigara Fault), The Long Dream, and Tomie.

Also Lovesick Dead, The Model, Glyceride, and The Neighbor's Window. Genuinely disturbing, sometimes sad.

Del Toro. He's a fan from what I've heard.

DRR DRR DRR

Probably not.

What? Amazon deserves to go out of business and be replaced with nothing, just like Facebook, Twitter, Google and Wal-Mart, other things I don't use.

He would go all magically-whimsical and steampunk though.

Cronenberg could maybe do some of these, although the sense of horror to Ito isn't exactly the same.

I've been looking for this one horror manga/short story, not sure if it was from Ito, but this guy kept his 'daughter' on this island because she had some kinda disease or some shit (maby it was radiation?) that made her rot, and he'd visit her now and then
Then she kept rotting more and more, wondering when her dad would get back, until finally turning into a skeleton or some shit
Its been bugging the shit out of me for years.

Uzumaki, Long Dream, Hellstar Remina (this one is a bit more divisive because of its silly sections, but I love the overall premise), Secret of the Haunted Mansion is neat too. Lots of good stuff from him, those are just a few examples.

Carpenter could do Tomie since its pretty much the thing

What hole is made for you Sup Forums?

What's the one about tree sap that makes you explode?

Splatter Film

Slut did that on purpose and her cuck bf is probably the one videotaping. SLUT!

Cant think of anything from Ito, I'll try looking around, for a second I thought you were talking about Freak Island

YOU'RE a slut.

>Lovesick Dead

Yeah it's really sad.

Its been driving me nuts for years.
I can find any obscure porn that I saw 20 years ago, but I can't find this one, simple, shitty horror manga.
Only thing I can remember was that it was on one of those generic manga reader sites, in some sorta horror collection. It was the same place I got introduced to Ito's work.
Someone on /x/ had posted Meichans daily life, and it got me in a guro kind of mood, and I followed the breadcrumbs there.

I think ito's stuff is pretty lame, they just have no weight to them

So they are alive and disfigured in the end or what? Because i see a lot of comments saying that they are still alive

[sppiler]Yup, they can only move forward.
Implied they've been travelling through the mountain for months [/spoiler]

well fucked that up

They've been creeping down to the other end over a few months, so realistically they should be dead, but supernatural reasons could keep them alive to experience it all the way to the end.

>syphilis
Thank God no one will ever have sex with me.

kek

Don't worry user, we have antibiotics nowadays, you can get as much syphilis as you want.

There's that one story about the giant beached whale/eel monster that was stuffed with hundreds of people it had eaten for years, including the main chicks ex-fiance. They've all stayed alive for years by becoming parasites inside the monster and subsisting on whatever it takes in.

Man Ito is a boss

> not reading Ito's day-in-the-life comics about his cat done in the same horror style

The Cat Diary is so fucking dumb and good

It seriously fucking is.

Don't you keep up with the news, user? Normie thots having been fucking at such an alarming rate that several new strands of STDs like syphilis and HPV are now resistant to antibiotics and penicillin. The Reckoning is coming.

I'm sorry, user. Do you remember anything else about it?

The antibiotics will stop working soon. Do you know that?

It's the quiet thing, the real thing that really keeps doctors up at night. Up there with themonuclear armageddon.

>t. edgelord who sorta hopes he lives to see it start happening and die painfully from it, hopeful that all living rich people will also die and not escape into biological immortality

Just like all the other apocalypse fags, you're going to be disappointed.

I personally hope the English sweating sickness returns.

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t. STD ridden freak

It's a fact that antibiotics aren't working anymore. In a few years, maybe even a decade, a mass plague will sweep the earth and kill several million people. Hopefully mostly Africans and Arabs.

It's far too short and inconclusive to be a movie.

You mean a hack who has been trying to forget the horror genre for 30 years?

I wrote this post. I wish to state for the record that I am not the same poster as this guy, , but that I am hopeful that something along the lines of his final clause may come to pass, in addition to hitting the rich, as I'd said.

Supposedly there is an anime of some of his stories in the making

Prediction- It will be cheaply done CGI and it will suck.

Couldn't be worse than the Gyo movie, right?

Does everyone on this board have to be such a fucking alarmist?

Yeah, there are antibiotic resistant diseases, but for the most part they're still able to be treated. Medicine isn't a one trick pony, there's always more than a single way to address a problem.

Even then, stronger vaccines and antibiotics can be developed. The major suggestion from doctors and scientists, in response to this problem, is to give more public and private funding to clinics.

New antibiotic discoveries are rare to not non-existent and other methods aren’t seen by many as enough to avert doomsday. Colistin resistance is rising rapidly in China and the US. Just embrace it, user. The end is near.

stop embarrassing yourself

The development of new vaccines and antibiotics is a long and expensive progress. Changing medical regulations and having more government involvement would be a huge advantage.

Unsurprisingly, that's exactly what doctors are recommending. These points were explicitly stated a week ago by the Presidential Advisory Council.

This is congenital syph, you only get it if your mom was infected during pregnancy
Also condoms are good protection in this case so have as much sex as you want

Oh yeah that's a thing isnt it

I assume you've asked /x/?

>asking /x/ for anything

They'll consult their tarot cards and tulpas for the answer.

this made me kek irl

>Meichans daily life

It's awwwwwwright!

Stop having the deficient sense to think that a has-been Mick slightly upturning his lip is any sort of judgment.

Drifting Classroom, Zashiki Onna, Ibitsu, Fuan no Tane, etc. all shit on Ito's works. The only good thing he's released was the first few stories about Tomie (with the body chopping and camera and shit). Heck, Hideshi Hino makes better stories and would be better overall if his art wasn't completely utter shit. Can't knock Ito on that though since his art is pretty good

this is why nobody likes (you)