ITT: Times you acted like Pennywise

ITT: Times you acted like Pennywise
>be me
>senior year of high school
>6 year old brother is climbing up the stairs
>yell "YOU'LL FLOAT TOO" at the top of my lungs
>kick him as hard as I can
>he falls to the bottom and breaks his arm
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>be me right now
>see a Pennywise thread on Sup Forums
>post in it even though I've never acted like Pennywise once in my life
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>Someone in class is being a cunt
>Fart next to them and walk off
>Everyone around them starts complaining about the smell and then points out it's coming from cunt
>She cries and runs out
P O P P O P

>be me
>Unzip dick at crush
>Don't you want it
>Don't you want it
>Don't you want it
>DON'T YOU WANT IT

>be me, last year
>need to take a shit at school
>smudge a little on the toilet seat
>greatidea.jpg
>slam lid of toilet down
>shit goes everywhere
WANTABALOON????

> be me
> piss in punch bowl at senior prom
> leave doing the boney maroney
MOMS

Lol that's actually good

>be me
>get a job at a flotation place in hollywood
>friend asks what i do for a living
>i float

>Tell someone a really corny joke
>Start shaking a noise maker
HE'S GONNA FLOAT

>"be me"

WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU BE?

>Run up to a group of kids in the woods
> "I'll rape you all! Ha-ha! I'll drive you crazy and then I'll rape you all! I'm every fantasy you ever had! I am your wet dream come true! I'm everything you ever were afraid of

>in high schools public bathroom, senior year
>pushed toilet stall door as hard as i could
>while some random kid was taking a shit
>door breaks
>he gets up and the door pushes him back down onto the toilet
>run away laughing

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I got sort-of interested a few months ago and watched a shitty version of early 90's on youtube. A few years ago I also saw like the last third on TV somewhere. Basically I get how early 90s goes but I've never actually properly watched it.

That was enough for me to start doing this weird autistic exercise in my head where the surviving characters all contribute to a book, before all of them die. Like, they write a book describing in great detail their personal experiences and shared friendship, and private knowledge of this creature, and documenting same. The black townie-guy is an obvious point-man for this idea, and like they all contribute to this foreword where they insist that the crazy story you're about to read is a work of non-fiction, for which there exists historical evidence, which will be presented, and they don't care if they're believed or not, but they feel a need to tell their story to the world.

Do any of the media properties conclude with the possibility of anything like this? I think if I actually went through something like this, I would be compelled to document it once older, even if it brought criminal investigation and liability on my head (once I'd had kids or not, gotten whatever normie tendencies out of the way, etc).

What happens in the new movie about Pennywise? Is any physical evidence left? Is there a big drider-husk left or something?

>Be your mom's fat snatch
>Receive dicks all day

> being at school
> class ends
> brief period after the next teachers arrives
> go to the board and broke all the chalk letting only tiny bits to write
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Pennywise

>Be in 8th grade
>have to piss really bad
>Teacher finally let's me go
>run down to the bathroom
>kick open the door
>this kids in there slav squatting taking a shit
>he got scared so bad his poop sucked right back up

>be me
>5th grade
>see my crush
>approach her
>she acts like she doesnt want my balloon
>now she floats forever inside me
XD WU AH AH AH

>Be your dad
>go to buy a pack of cigarettes
>jk fuck that niglet

The inside of my penis itches.

>be me
>At cousins pool party even though I told my mom I wanted to stay home
>Staying perfectly still, letting my body float on the water
>Maintain this position for an hour without saying a word
>Aunt asks "what the fuck is wrong with you user?"
>WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE
>start shaking my head rapidly
>AND YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
>Mom takes me home, just as planned

Manipulated like a fucking roach

>>this kids in there slav squatting taking a shit
You were in japan or what

You just did when you posted this famalamadingdong

...

HONKA HONKA

>that smile when she knows all the boys are lookin at her near naked body
fucking slut

he got nice titties for a little boy

>be tim curry
>get cast as clown in stephen kangz series
>act like pennywise
MY WHEELCHAIR AINT GONNA FLOAT

This meme isn't even creative it's just leto joker

Hola Reddit

No wonder her first idea when getting lost in the sewer is to be fucked by everyone

>memes
>being creative

I just saw IT.
This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster I've seen in years. Literally years..
The movie itself seems to capture that 80s feeling we've seen in Stranger Things and other important work. Do your part and see it in theaters.

>get homework
>make it in school library instead of home
>get home and just sit on the couch
IM A FIRESTARTER

Why did they make that boy dress like a girl?