Why does he look like my local rabi?

why does he look like my local rabi?

Fuck off Sup Forums your alt-right e-celebs don't belong here

Holy shit what a fucking loser lmao

Why does he look so fucked up now?

what an awful awful awful man

Yes they do

The only period where he groomed himself was when he thought he had a shot of making it mainstream.

He looks like a mental patient.

suicide when?

i'm really glad he's getting that backlash, he's been jewing it up for way too long
and yet there's still a shit ton of fanboys sucking on Sam's kosher meat and shaming others who don't want to give money to a pathologic scammer who laughs at his own jokes for an hour
i'd only be willing to give money to Charls, because he's actually interesting and funny, or Nick, but he's doing well, hopefully better than Sam ever will

>22 minute video

who watches this shit? honestly, what?

Did you even watch the video? He admits he deserved it and shouted out the guy that said he was a cunt.

People with enough time to mindlessly post on Sup Forums

I have heaps of free time, more than enough to watch a 22 minute video, but who the fuck would consciously choose to listen to sam hyde's response to criticism about him putting some of his content behind a paywall? I'm just fucking incredulous that anyone could or would care enough about something so mind-numbingly excruciatingly boring as that. Who even watches hyde's content anymore? It's genuinely bewildering to me that people care at all about this.

kys

PAY FOR MY HEALTH CARE

A lot of directionless young men look up to him, if you don't then of course, watching it would be a waste of time.

t. joe bernstein

>6 episodes of World Peace cost a million bucks

LMAO fuck off Sam.

funny

The production was really high, I would have guessed that or more

Is MDE officially broken up?

>you guys watch my content for hours a week
Yeah your old content from 8 fucking years ago and your standup which you haven't worked on in 3 years. Nothing you've done now is worth a damn thing. And why are you acting like working shitty job is pitiful/pathetic? I thought you were above that? Is it because you should have been advancing yourself for the last 10 years but now you're 32 and are back where you started? You couldn't keep your head out of the shallow, topical political bait and said some stupid shit to the wrong person? Don't blame the fans. This video was disrespectful. I guess it was my fault for looking up to you in a way. Goodbye

Who are you talking to

(((youtube))) demonitized all his shit, and his show got cancelled, hes just frantically trying to keep his dream alive. If you hate him for having his own opinion and going against the mainstream media agenda, there are 100s of approved comedians to watch and give your money to.

Say that to my face bitch and see what happens. I squat more than you.

I just needed to let off some steam
Sam Hyde was my fucking hero. My idol. But it's over.

Yes. Charls and Nick hate Sam

I hope you can become emotionally stable enough to simple enjoy something.

>hes just frantically trying to keep his dream alive

Which dream is this, the one where he gets paid to preach to his audience of manchildren about all the waste of space people in society while contributing literally nothing to that society? He's a leech. He leeched off his mother, he leeched off welfare, now he is leeching off his fans, yet still "too good" to just go and work at the fucking corner store like any other responsible adult would in his position. It's indefensible.

me too bro if this goes on for much longer, this loneliness, I don't think I will last

>makes fun of a jew
>his show gets cancelled
what a coincidence

The one where he can create for a living and still keep his integrity. Stop acting like that isn't something a human wouldn't want to aspire to. If I was in his position I'd live out my car and more to keep everything moving.

Just thinking about World Peace still kills me man. Literally /ourbois/ Sam, Nick and Charls were on a major television network, pulling in decent ratings and booked a second season. They were actually going to make it. Life is cruel right?

it turn acts like a jew and looks like a jew

His creative ambitions have no integrity to begin with.

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>spending your time watching an incredibly ugly, unfunny manchild desperately rant into a camera in defence of his greed and shit content

say that to my face bitch

I think it's funny that Sam has been pandering to the Sup Forums crowd for the last 5 years and now we are turning on him and he's falling for it and actually getting pissed about the people who are essentially trolling. No one here really gives a damn about him right? We just laugh when the funny man says funny things.

Okay art police, we will suspend his artistic license and force him to work at mcdonalds as per your judgement

It must suck knowing you'll never have even a fraction of that many people give a damn about literally anything you do or create. Yikes

Don't make it out to be like this was some cruel act of fate. Sam fucked it all up with dumbass behavior.
Now Charles is doing low pay construction work and Nick is in rehab. Fuck Sam.

The amount of Sup Forums threads on Sam are a drop in the water in comparison to Sup Forums's. Face it, liking or hating Sam it doesn't matter. There will be hourly threads on him whether you like it or not. Either filter them or hit up Hiro to do something about it.

Fuck you

>all this samefagging
woah

Why do you guys act like Charls is above construction work? He's literally an insane man. He's lucky to have a job at all to feed himself. He's definitely not doing much for the company with his little twink body

I don't watch this guys videos but why is his hair so awful? It's so wiry it makes him look even uglier.

suck my cock

Nick owns an antique shop, he'll be okay. Sam is the only one who can't stomach a 9/5 and that's why he'll win in the end.

Charls isnt doing that shit because he has to. He is on some weird masculine journey right now, and all I know is that his recent bombstrap videos have been kino.

If Sam could be more constructive with his post-cancellation depression like Charls and stop begging for money and just produce content, the three of them could potentially reunite and come back in some shape or form. Sadly I dont think thats going to happen though.

>that's why he'll win in the end.
Hanging yourself isn't winning.

>wasting time watching the unfunny stand up and/or tv show he once had

HAAHAHA SO FUNNY

NOOOO BRO, PEOPLE ARE FUCKING HATING

Because if he groomed himself it might look for a second like he gave a shit about his appearance which wouldn't fit the idealised hyper-masculine persona he has been attempting to portray for years (he literally has spoken out against the use of soap and shampoo as being too effeminate because they make you "smell nice")

He's a moron, essentially

you're a moron essentially

thanks, that means a lot sam, love your work

>shitting on working with your hands
None of the people on MDE have ever shat on dudes that worked in construction or even Bestbuy. It's honest work that builds character.

i wouldn't be surprised if this was the real Sam, except he'd probably be asleep at the moment.

>why aren't there more right wing leaning tv shows bro?
>oh thats correct, right wing people are too stupid :)

The overwhelming majority of American television is right wing, you have just been conditioned to think that centre right politics are as left wing as socialism.

But it's a fucking shit place to end up at after working on a successful television show just a year ago.

This sentence is so outlandishly false.

have you ever had your own tv show bud?
didn't think so
you havent accomplished jack-shit with your life.

The media in America is very left wing, its been heading that direction since the 50s. I don't think either of us would live to see what you define as left wing.

Ok lads.

Hey sam buddy, Loved 2070 paradigm shift. Keep it up.

-an anoymous fan

I'm guessing you're a Brit like me? We're obscenely left wing and liberal in this country, just with a neocon thatcherite spin. Maybe that's why your perspective is so out of whack.

FORGOTTEN

mad

>the production was really high

No it wasn't

Do you have any idea how much it costs to produce a TV show?

This

That's not even remotely contest the statement.

>the production wasn't high
>do you know how much it costs to make a TV show?
>so a million dollars isn't enough for really high production confirming that it was indeed low quality production

contesting*

>successful television show
So successful that it was immediately cancelled

>pandering to the Sup Forums crowd for the last 5 years and now we are turning on him
speak for yourself

Dont give them attetntion

>alt-right cucks falling for people like Hyde and PewDiePie who are just monetizing their face level politics
this really does show how underage most of Sup Forums is

He looks more jewish every damn day. Is he a fucking caterpillar going through metamorphosis?

was he really in an accident? i thought that neck brace was for a joke or something

No, he's just a dick and thinks it's funny

has anyone fallen for the Sup Forums meme as much as Sam Hyde?

Kafka, pls leave.

Hahah that so Kafkaesque

Now that's a face for radio.

>ctrl+f "Sup Forums"
>4 results found

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he's handsome

>huur duur why didn't they just act like good little goys, keep their mouths shut and sell out?

Because that goes against everything that made us like them in the first place?
It's called having principles.

>hamburger lips
>blob fat nose
Sam is one of the ugliest mother fuckers I've ever seen but his personality and energy makes up for it.

Shit on Sam all you want, but Pewdiepie is absolutely /ourguy/

No goy, its all about the money! Back to stormfront with you

yeah, well
he's 6'4" and jacked, so it compensates

>jacked
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He hasn't lifted weights since before he started working on his show. Look at his fat fucking face and notice how he never shows his body in the new vids
He's around 280 pounds he even says it himself

Actually more like 270
Also, he has a powerlifter build
It's muscle under a layer of fat
And he's on test now; give it a year and he'll be a monster

besides, he could beat the shit out of you and fuck your girl

His face would literally give Lovecraft nightmares. Same looks like an albino nigger mixed with a racist WWII caricature of the Japanese.

Hasn't stopped him from getting shitloads of puss

>280 pounds
>6'3"
>"muscular"

Meanwhile, this is how someone who's 6'6" and 250 pounds look.