what happened to him?
What happened to him?
Sneed
he finally became a big guy
He ate Skynet
He's roleplaying as the average Sup Forums poster.
Skynet found out it's easier to terminate a target through drugs than to invent time travel and send back a terminator.
pls
What if Terminator is real and he has to save us in a few years???
The world was safe and didn't need John Connor. He took it pretty hard.
WHAT IF TERMINATOR WASN'T JUST A STORY
*ear shattering dudu dun du dun*
Too much easy money.
there's no fate but what he ate for himself
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John Connor had a fucked up childhood. It destroyed his chance at a normal life and the only peace he finds is when he is black out drunk.
I still like the idea that the Beefcake who stood up Linda Hamilton was John's original father in the first time line and so the John sired by Reese was a loser junkie who became Edward Furlong and what's his name in T3.
He won't be alive furlong.
JUST
...is he wearing his shirt backwards?
More like Edward Furwide
>Pasta la pizza, baby.
If he's lucky he made a good deal of money then faded into obscurity.
Inside out I think. When it gets dirty, just turn it bro whole new shirt
He's been busy liberating lobsters from their grocery store prisons.
The hero we need
i would kill for that hairline
i would suck DICK and swallow CUM for that hairline
Life. It will happen to you too.
opiates. booze and now probably methadone
He's in the new Terminator
Lads, how do we bring back his smile?
More like The Baconator.
what a fucking ray of sunshine
Eddie a cute. CUTE!
But you would do that anyway, user.
he's a cute even with buzzed hair. how does he do it?!
I don't know. He'd still be cute if he would unJUST himself. I'd love to see him in the new Terminator movie.
can we name any actors who have successfully unJUSTed themselves? macaulay culkin is a good example
How the fuck did James Cameron go from one of the best written script for a kid with a good performance in Newt, to that fucking cringe inducing 13 year old retard in John Connor.
someone should introduce him to a fucking bicycle
Eddie was great despite Cameron's cringe dialogue.
Mark Hamill looks a lot better after his Disney mandated unJUSTing.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
father and son. beautiful
Arnold's old as fuck and still has better hair and muscle mass than probably 99% of fa/tv/irgins.
time, drugs, and not giving a fuck
>I'll wear all black, no one will know i'm still fat!
Come on, user. He's clearly healthier in the 2015 pic.
He looked like he was heading for full renal failure
well done Hamill
how do you make these
Anyone have the pasta with the 'sorry Ed we already got Idris Elba for your part'
it obliterated my sides
>be Edward Furlong
>hear Cameron is doing a 3rd Terminator movie
>Arnie is back
>Linda Hamilton is back
>realise there's no way they won't be bringing John Connor back
>"This is it."
>"This is my moment."
>"This is what I've been waiting for."
>get out of bed
>dust off the old boombox and hit play
>"yewwwww could be miiiine!"
>feeling motivated as fuck
>open curtains
>pour 47 bottles of cheap vodka down the sink
>about to dump cocaine down the toilet, but remember you snorted it all last night
>vomit
>shit
>shit while vomiting between your legs onto the shit
>actually use mouthwash instead of drinking it
>cry
>vomit
>go to the bank
>take out every remaining penny you own
>$1,462
>pay for a year long gym membership
>can't afford rent
>lose your apartment
>sleep in your car
>work out for 4 hours a day
>use gym to shower and shit
>survive on the remnants of kale shakes other gym members leave behind
>7 months later
>lean and muscular
>boyish good looks have returned
>haven't cried in 19 days
>call in a few favours and get an audition for James fucking Cameron's new Terminator flick
>walk into audition room
>James is astounded
>his nose is trembling
>"My God. Eddie, is that you? You look fantastic! But how? We thought you were at death's door!"
>look him dead in the eye and give a sly smile
>"The whole thing goes: The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves."
>whole room erupts
>cheers
>hollers
>everyone's on their feet
>James is chanting, "BRAVO! BRAVO!"
>"We got Skynet by the balls now, don't we?"
>someone passes out
>James is crying
>I can't believe what's happening
>I've never been so happy
>"So, Jimmy. Do I got the job, or do I got the job?"
>"I'm sorry. We've already hired Idris Elba."
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>yeewww could be miiiine
I can't breathe
thank you for this
20 fucking years of irrelevance, you dolt.
Reminder that he used to fugg pic related. Life ain't fair, boys.
Came here just for this
>tfw I read this as 'full anal failure'
So? After American Pie she became a homeless junkie and only recently unJUSTed her self.
He reminds me so much of Dalmer, the fag who ate homo's.
The worst part is the he is better then me in every way
Did anyone see that movie where he was directing a fake reality show in a Mcmansion? That was his last hurrah, he was murdering all the contestants or something
Holy shit
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not bad, not bad, but I didn't like the end
Columbian Coffee Crystals. One of my all-time favorite SNL sketches.
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>So? After American Pie she became a homeless junkie and only recently unJUSTed her self.
Have you seen what expose to Eddie has done to his current girlfriend? I think he's ground zero.
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same difference
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