HEY Sup Forums! HERMEY DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE TOYS!

HEY Sup Forums! HERMEY DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE TOYS!

What a faggot you are Hermey, push your own weight and stop being fucking lazy gibsmedat.

Yeah? Whats he want to do instead?

He wants to be a dentist

Can't fault a man for wantin' to fill a few cavities, can you?

>North Pole, 1943. One of the elves in the work camps has publicly expressed disobedience. He will be made an example.

Gaaaaaaaaay!

So what if you care if he wants to be a dentist, assmunch?

>a dentist

what a fag

>Head Elf changes his voice to a more elf-like tone in Santa's presence, screams at elves in Normal voice when he leaves the room
I never got that until recently

>Not wanting to be a Dentist

insted of making toys?! the fuck is wrong with you blue?

KILL THE HERETIC

>doesn't want to make toys to make children happy
>instead wants a job that causes children fear and pain

Hermey is a sick fucking freak.

>not wanting to make toys

>Be a dentist
>Get paid for providing a quality service

>Be a toymaker
>Unpaid labor for a fatman that only delivers toys to two or three countries in the world

Hermey did nothing wrong.

Nigga's gonna lead the elf uprising, he's fucking Dobby

>Elves
>Being dentists

This

>200K a year just to look in people's mouths
>retire at 35
>implying hammering together wood seesaws is better

Can't fault the little shit because he would be getting paid 4 times more than what you're paying us KING ASS HAT!

But clearly, he is no elf. It is not his purpose.

>America
>Canada
>All the latin countries
>All those Europoor countries
>Japan
That's more than three.

THEN HE'LL MAKE US CUM. HOLD THE LITTLE FAGGOT DOWN. IF HE WON'T MAKE A RUNNING TRAIN, WE'LL RUN A TRAIN ON HIM.

something something in-character something something angry something something here's a pic of a dental abscess I deliberately didn't include

he wants to be a rabbi!

Oh cmon guys, he'll still work on dolls...

Jesus christ, burn that

>RobotNaziZombi.jpg

>Elves have pointed ears.
>Hermey doesn't.

Maybe that's why he didn't want to make toys.

Hermes is a hobbit, not an elf. Plus he wants to bake cookies, like his adoptive parents, the Keeblers.