Awful lot of effort just to get told "no", stick to reading from the prompter, sweetheart

>awful lot of effort just to get told "no", stick to reading from the prompter, sweetheart.

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best comeback

how long have you been thinking this one up?

Are these threads to mock Jonah or mock French lady? I cannot even tell.

I have a better one. Its power, however, is too destructive to unleash just yet.

based
i hope jonah is reading this thread

Unlike you, I have to put in serious effort to get rejected~ :3

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'esprit_de_l'escalier

Can someone add these to the wiki page?

d-did we finally do it? I'll keep the lab running just in case

I think it's mostly that Jonah Hill was put into a really awkward corner with almost no way out and that the French lady went way too far with her joke. So it's a strategy to figure out the most burning comeback without coming off as having been hurt

>You should put some effort into saying "no" to all those subway sandwiches

Why are they spamming these threads again? Did they stop posting in their game of thrones general or something?

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>maybe if you said "no" more often, you'd be in the bed with us

OP is finished. It's unwinnable

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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can we please stop, there is no "good comeback" in this scenario. He built his career by playing the fat pathetic comic relief character so this is what he gets.

>honey I'd read it if I could but you're blocking all three prompters

Why can't we ever win just once time lads

Back to the lab, fellas. We just need more time.

>mfw I countered the OP yesterday too with the "handles" post

Aww Sweetie, you took it pretty hard, no need to be so upset...

*crowd explodes into treats*

Alright then. You've forced me to do this. This ends the threads forever.

The secret comeback is: Why?
You leave her defenceless. If she says "because you're fat" she looks awful in front of the audience, if she says "oh nothing" then the joke falls flat and becomes weird.
The threads are over. Its been silenced with a single god damn word.

There is literally no reply for this without her looking like a mean bitch and losing all audience support.

>I have never roleplayed a pimp before

>Considering you'd get turned down, you're not taking anything hard tonight either.

why?

The French don't care about fat feelings

The answer was right in front of us all along

Pretty sure the crowd would've laughed even harder if he had said that.

>The French don't care about fat feelings
She had to make an apology after the interview.

They absolutely do.

>tfw 1 year of sleepless nights obsessing over the right comeback

I have seen the light.

what's with all of these threads?
what happened?

ITS FINALLY OVER

How old are you?

>"why?"
>"because you're a ugly Jonah"
>audience chokes in laughter

I don't get it

>Jonah replies smoothy, without skipping a beat
>Why?
>The crowd is already laughing, recovering from the joke, but this question and Jonah's false expression of genuine interest initiates a new symphony of laughter
>eh? She replies, smiling, trying to make out what the french translater is saying over the increasingly uncomfortable staredown
>the translater repeats himself and she looks at Jonah, and begins laughing along with the crowd, covering her mouth cutely
>you're not my type honey~
>laughter erupts once more

>*makes a confused look on his face* okay? that was weird

just that, the only way he could have destroyed her, search your feelings, you know it to be true

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>SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH OR ILL FUCKING CUT YOUR THROAT RIGHT FUCKING HERE

>>you're not my type honey~
Why?

You can't win. This is the perfect response. You've already lost and look cruel.

Must be new here then. This has been going on for a few years

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS HIS TURN

It's over.

At this point, Jonah just ends up looking like an autistic retard.

Stop samefagging.

*giggles* I thought WE were asking the questions~

Say it

>Well, I can make one part of your fantasy come true right now.
>*gets up and leaves the interview*
Checkmate, you saucy French cunt

Things change, now back to what I was saying, the movie (blah blah blah)

You've lost.

you've all been trying to find the perfect comeback for a few years!?

No, user. That is not how social interaction works.

The solution:
youtube.com/watch?v=9D7WzCDT_0s&ab_channel=pressroom5

How is that any different from what really happened?

THIS IS IT

More like the media do.
Regular people don't give a shit about a lardass murrican actor loaded with cash.

You're certainly invested in this topic, aren't you?

This is good. Good job.

>Why? Why? Why?
>The ultimate argument-winner
5-year-old user detected, MODS

>and why did you assume you're mine in the first place?

It's witty and funny.

>"cut my throat? how about you cut down on french fries first?"

Flew too close to the sun Jonah, the double why makes you sound like a bitter autist.