>"Good one Squidward, WOO!"*freezes in midair*
>"Not on your life, sport..."
>*falls*
ITT: Underrated Spongebob Jokes
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From the same episode:
>None of you wetheads could last a minute on my turf. Dry land!
>Do we have to wear pickle jars?
pic related.
I don't know many obscure/underrated ones but one of my favorites involved plankton getting caught trying to steal a krabby patty while disguised as a magician.
>"You win this time krabs"
>"SHIAA KAAZEEEK"
>claps hands creating a spark and puff of smoke
>planktons still there after the smoke leaves and gets booed off screen
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that's the actual shape on an angel tho
Can't find a gif or video of it, but when Squidward is taking a bath with a rubber duck and Spongebob's paper airplane flies in, pretends to shoot the duck, then flies out. The duck then proceeds to sink.
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>"I'm a sponge, I can filter feed."
ATTENTION ZOO PATRONS: CLAMU THE GIANT OYSTER IS ON AN EMOTIONAL RAMPAGE. PLEASE SCREAM AND RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES.
*everyone screams and runs around in circles*
This made me give a chuckle even though it's from the later seasons.
I never got this joke.
Toulouse Lautrec, French artist. Made this.
When they're moving Squidward, he says,
"Too hot. Too cold. Toulouse Lautrec."
Lautrec being a French painter.
>How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn't it? I know!
What a weird reference.
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First 3 seasons of Spongebob had no right to be as smart as it was
This was back when Spongebob really made you think.
GOLD TEAM RULES
how is it supposed to snow under the sea
By not noticing that it can't work
I only recently got the joke with sandy's halloween costume and squidward not getting it
They have a beach with water under the sea too. Explain that shit
the beach was described as goo
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From the same one
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That's fucking great.
This actually happens irl.
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nice reference and funny
the thumbnail looks like a chalk outline of Patti Mayonnaise surrounded by a puddle of blood
Only in the first seasons, in the more recent seasons it's actual water
Wow, is this an optical illusion?
I use this one regularly
This entire thing was so out of left field, I actually thought I misread it the first time I saw it pop up.
holy shit pantera did the music for that bit?
it completely flew over my head.
there's water at the bottom of the ocean!
>I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to EVERYONE in town, wearing a salmon suit?
>You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?
>That's a good one, Squidward!
That whole episode was brilliant
I miss Dime
THANKS FOR COMING!
>tmw years later you get the 11 joke
Grammatically speaking, that sentence would be saying that he would show Squiward to all the people in the town that are wearing a salmon suit.
what's the joke?
episode length ?
length of the episode
Length of episode.
AT LEAST TRULY I SEE
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>"And we now return to Championship Boxing!"
To be fair, this entire episode is gold.
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Your question is answered in this clip.
>F-35 Program.jpg
Is this loss?
Game?
Have fun inside.
>Hey..punk
Still makes me laugh
>People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
>CORRECT
underrated
>and all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?
>Yeah, buns und thighs
>Thank PBBTH you PBBTH!
>You're welcome!
Rock Bottom is a severely underrated episode.
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This is the best joke in the show's history and you can't disagree.
GARY! THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST!
IT'S GONNA EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS UNLESS YOU TAKE A BATH!!!
...please...
I giggle every time.
>You're like a steamed vegetable only smarter
HOLY SHIT
THAT'S THE SAME HAT FROM THE CAMPING EPISODE
>The way you drove the boat while lying on the ground was kinda cool
this fish, pretty much whenever they show up.
>"Buena esa, Calamardo!"
>"No en esta vida, viejo,,,"
>*cae*
Every Halo match
>We saved the rec centre!
No Man's Sky I believe.
I think that's the best written episode
It's explained in he first snow episode that a iceberg stops on top of Bikini Bottom
>same as it ever was
Good joke.
I really love all of Mr. Krabs' lines in that one
>Trying to kill Old Mr. Krabs over a little new-age management
>Not to self, watch out for Squidward
Also not that episode but I lose it every time at
>When I die, you stay away from my funeral
>Where is it?!
>Here I am!
>Squidward's father... never hugged him... isn't that sad?
>Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself DURING HIS BREAK!
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>Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
>SPONGEBOB YOU NEED TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE!
*Beep Beep*
>I SAID ASSERTIVE NOT INSERTIVE!
Wtf I love SpongeBob now
>Breathe on yer own time.
>I'll give you something that'll really knock your socks off
>Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks!
>"Maybe we didn't sing it right..."
>Most of the comments are about Goo Lagoon.
Nice.
OH SHI-
>We'll have to go through the...PERFUME DEPARTMENT
>We did it Patrick! We saved the city!
>Jist think about all the destruction that would've happened if we didnt tell everyobe about the monster!
>about the what?
>ManOfSteel.jpg
>I'm Sorry but your kind is not allowed here
What did he mean by this?
>Spec Ops The Line
No, this is Patrick.
standard American half-hour shows are about 22 minutes
Spongebob usually has two stories per show, so each one is 11 minutes
>I anything can't do right since because pickles.