I'm sorry George Lucas

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

I'm sorry George Lucas

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdgmH9Vv2-I
Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

Ewoks>Penguinthing>JarJar

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

HAHAHHAAHHAH EPIC CUTE CREATURE XD
BASED STAR WARS DOES IT AGAIN
THANKS MICKEY!

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

Don't forget your Porg plushie on the way out of The Last Jedi

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

wait until Lucas comments on porgs before apologizing.
remember that cunt gave us ewoks.

Kevin Reed
Kevin Reed

That's right you cretin.

A P O L O G I Z E

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

Everybody's laughing but you can guarantee that these toys will be on every kids Christmas list this year.

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

Does she still do porn?

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

I've always supported Lucas so I'm not apologizing. He's a fucking genius. Always have been.

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

childrens movie tries to appeal to children
oh noooo how is this happening

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

Porgs seem like a parody of stupid Star Wars shit. I honestly can't believe they're real.

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

What is the difference between this and ewoks? And why are either bad?

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

porg is the key of all this if we can get him working
cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had before

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

Is an army of porgs going to defeat the entire Imperial army?

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

so they knew nu-males and redditors would force this into a shitty internet sensation by putting this thing in the trailer, didn't they?

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

Still not as retarded as race of teddy bears dominating the final of a saga

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

None.
They are obnoxious and add nothing to the film they're in. You can say they're supposed to appeal to children but I always hated Ewoks from the very first time I saw them at age 6.

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

PIKA

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Personally I dont think either is bad but they are both obvious cash grabs for kids. The problem with the Porgs compared to the Ewoks is that they look so fucking fake and like they were made for some video game.

John Powell
John Powell

w-wait what?

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

Retards will defend George Lucas at the drop of the hat like he's their own dad. Because they're contrarian dunces.

He and Disney are just as fucking bad. He made awful movies and knew exactly what Disney was going to fucking do with his franchise. He cashed out. He sold it for money. If he cared he would have kept it for his family and friends to work on but instead he gave it to a multi-billion dollar corporation that was already churning out capeshit and low effort lowest common denominator trash. He had every warning sign in the world and he decided to sell it and with no conditions whatsoever to protect certain aspects.

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

first movie had retarded football bot
this one has this calamity
what did the second one have?

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

this is the second one

bazinga robot

Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

whats wrong with cute things

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

LE SUPER NERD XD girl is just another thot roastie
Why are you surprised?
This is literally always the case

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

LOL user, I'm like such a huge Star Trek fan, Rey is like the greatest Jedi Night evahhhh. I just can't wait to see The Last Starfighter.

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

A P O L O G I Z E

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

trailer has been out for barely few days and they already have merchandise for this shitty new mascot
how?

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

Also not to mention that Star Wars was only ever to sell toys. Toys toys toys. Merchandise. I guess store shelves weren't fucking lined from sea to shining sea and far beyond with shitty merchandise before.

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

So this is the most powerful being in the Universe!?

PLOT TWIST

It's Female, Alt Right Blumphies BTFO

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

i wanna stomp on all these gay toys
i wanna pummel her in the ribs

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

sure but there's no way she did porn.
Sauce or didn't happen

James Scott
James Scott

autistic looking SJ roastie whore

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

Ewoks were a scar on RotJ I don't think anyone denies that but they were also weaved into and central to the plot. All a Porg is is a money printing blob humorous side kick thing that makes googly faces at the camera to appeal to females, it doesn't talk or interact with any characters in a serious way or add anything to the plot other than being there and making googly fucking faggot faces.

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

She didn't do porn porn like BLACKED but there are camwhore vids of her riding and sucking dildos and whatnot

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

This is gonna be shit isn't it

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

its nu-disney
of course its going to be trash

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

wait a second, wasn't this for the trailer of the last one?

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Porgs will never be as bad as Jar Jar.
Or Hayden Christensen's Anakin for that matter.

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

I turned myself into a porg, Luke! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a porg. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a porg! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a porg, Luke!

Jace Long
Jace Long

name?

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

we don't know that yet user. Anything is possible

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

Jar jar Binks had a big nose and was subsequently hated by everyone
This thing has no nose and just about everyone will love it

The nose knows

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Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

t. mickey mouse

Robert Lee
Robert Lee

he thinks Jew Jew will stop at a trilogy
LOL, the fact that the episodes are coming out faster than ever means this will be a yearly saga

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

I miss the days when children's movies didn't give a fuck and tried to entertain adults. When children watched Robo Cop, Raider's of the Lost Ark etc. And also the mid 90s to early 2000s, when video games were dark and edgy, like C&C and C&C Red Alert, the original Unreal Tournament, Half Life, Unreal, Star Craft etc.

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

There is essentially no defense. Ewoks are generally hated and are a big mark against ROTJ.

They're just commercial cash grabs. They exist solely to sell toys.

ESB might have toy-related characters (Boba Fett, AT-ATs, etc) but they serve a purpose to the story. That's why it's considered the best...it focuses on the story rather than popularity

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

Anakin was the least of the Prequel's problems. Did the man fuck up the delivery on some scenes? Sure. That's on the director, and nobody else.

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

Dude

Lmao

Dude

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

Did they make the eyes like that so mold lines on the figures would be a feature?

John Bailey
John Bailey

please link

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

Also not to mention that Star Wars was only ever to sell toys.

Wrong, fucker.

Gary Kurtz actually gave a shit and was the reason Empire was so good, but George ran him off before they started filming Return of the Jedi because he objected to the merchandising angle and the ewoks.

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

No. A new Episode every two years with a side-story or Origin Movie in the years inbetween.

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

Try these terms out instead:
whore
bitch
cunt
slag
or if you really aren't comfortable unless you seem like a chum teen faggot, Shorty

Any of these options will make (about three of ((you)) in all of /tv/) seem a lot less idiotic. Roasties is virgin lingo. No one older than 20 with any self respect would use this term. Embarrassing.

Be a fucking man.

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

Literally what I was thinking. Disney is thinking ahead now, soon Kylo Ren will have screw holes on the suit

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

It's an animatronic that will be touched up/replaced with CGI in the film, but I like your thinking.

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

you'll regret saying that when you watch the movie and find out how awesome they are. you'll be the first to play the Porg class character in Battlefront. Its going to change star wars forever

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

we want the minions market

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

ESB had Yoda.

EP4: Jawas & R2D2, cuteness factor: 5
EP5: Yoda, cuteness factor: 6
EP6: Ewoks, cuteness factor: 9

EP1: Jar Jar & quirky robot army, cuteness factor: 10
EP2: I don't remember. Is this turd movie the first to abandon the cuteness factor?
EP3: ditto

EP7: BB8, cuteness factor: 7

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Agreed. HC actually got better by the third movie. I feel bad for him. He's OK. Hard to make that ill-fitting romance look good when you are opposite Portman and dealing with that script.

About 15 things ahead of his performance to blame for prequel shittiness.

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

SW cancer will last 4 more years
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH

Bentley Peterson
Bentley Peterson

he thinks its only 4 more years

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

yoda isnt cute hes a ugly little goblin man

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

lies
[citation needed]

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

I'm glad he was at the convention and was cool about his role and everything. He's good in my book just for that. I'm just happy that the prequels are being reevaluted in the public conscience in general. Even if you hate them, at least they had the balls to be original movies. That's more than I can say for Disney Wars.

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

He invented modern merchandising for Hollywood who was absolutely clueless on the matter back then.
He went completely independent financing all his movies himself as soon as he could.
He had the talent to pick the right people to propel vfx arts to unknown territory.
He pioneered the digital movie making starting back in the mid eighties with AVID.
He pioneered motion control cameras and green screen technology.
He co created Pixar.
He was the first to use digital cameras on large scale movie production and pioneered digital pipeline systems for everyone to use.
He created ILM, THX, Skywalker Sound, Lucasarts.

booboo toys booboo Jarjar booboo ewoks
fucking grow up already

He's by far one of the top American entrepreneur of the last 100 years, but he has to deal every day and for decades with imbeciles nerds who blame him for anything and everything. No wonder he sold the franchise with the toxicity of the star wars fans.
Not a human being alive has more contributed to the cinema technology than this man. Not a single one.
I don't even like some of his movies and prods, but the constant hate he seems to attract is something that I will never agree with.
It's simply petty and vastly uninformed. He deserved better than star wars fans.

Nathaniel Bell
Nathaniel Bell

People still shop at Target? It was always just an overpriced Walmart. I seriously have no idea how they've survived this long in a world where Kmart is dead.

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

The only thing "cute" about Yoda was his voice and how he spoke. The point of that was to contrast his small stature to how much he knew and how powerful the force was.

This, being something lost of Lucas later and now Disney as well. At the end of the day these movies are just vehicles for merch. The movies themselves are just advertisements for the merch.

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

Well unlike Ewoks Porgs won't ruin an entire movie and turn it from a 8/10 to a 3/10.

Jesus Return of the Jedi is so fucking bad.

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

>>4

Isaiah Lopez
Isaiah Lopez

Dude, I was 11 when ESB came out. I saw first hand the Yoda frenzy. Toys everywhere were Yoda and Garfield. High cuteness factor.

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

BASED toy-stomper

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

HEY FUCK YOU CUNT

HIS ANAKIN PHYSICALLY SPEAKING GAVE ME A HARD ON

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

"He and people around him"

Fixed that for you. It was never just him. He was talented for sure but one man is never at the helm of so many things and can claim it was all him.

You can see the decline of Lucas at the moment he started distancing himself and making him out like you're making him. Power goes to your head. Schlock like Red Tails finally proved it.

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

Why are people so triggered by this? They were in like one scene in the trailer, and peopel are freaking out.

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

Cheapest toilet paper. Cheaper even than Costco or Sam's

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

You just know the movie is going to be shit if people remembered noting but Porgs from the preview.

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

I see you're a man of taste

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

Paternalism goes both ways. Love and hate.

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

Bullshit. I just checked. I can get 48 rolls of Quilted Northern on Amazon for 25 bucks. 30 at Target. Again, how are they still operational?

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

Oh whoah! Thanks for the info user. .... Wait ... what about after shipping?

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

d-did they use some deodorant balls for the eyes?

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

So because some retard fans liked these Porg things, that means the film is shit? Gotcha.

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

2017
not having Prime

The free shipping alone makes it worth it. Everything else is just icing.

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

Ah, I see. Never mind.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

So because some retard fans liked these Szeschaun sauce things, that means the fanbase is shit? Gotcha.

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

there's also the entirely of wookieepedia and all the larpers and all the overpriced toys that got that way because 35 year old Star Wars fans bought them

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

He's great at business. He's a shit director.

PT was garbage much worst than anything Disney made so far.

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

More like 40 you idiot.

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

femanon here
lander kardashian is my favorite character
:)

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

How is that worse than any of the dumb characters in the shitquels? It's a character targeted at kids and girls to sell merch something, maybe the only thing, Lucas cared about after V.
Take off your SUV sized nostalgia goggles.

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

That's because Lucas is a horrible director, and by the time of II and III he just wanted to sit down in an air conditioned room and drink coffee. I doubt they did more than 2 takes ever. Its hard to know what looks good when everything is CG and the camera wont move.
Anakin was bad, its not the actor's fault, but he was still bad.

William Stewart
William Stewart

See the thing I don't get about Porgs and Jar Jar is that they get despised by fans and fake fans trying to fit in while R2 D2 the gay golden robot and Chewie get a free pass?

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

Chewie is not a cute toy and droids had a very important role in every movie.

This shit exists only to sell toys.

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

You fuckin liar. Where are they? Don't be a little bitch.

Carter Long
Carter Long

Supporting Target is a lot better than supporting Wal-shit.
The family that owns Walmart are the most evil people ever. Go read up on them.

Plus Target's quality is actually a ton better for the same college-tier shit you can buy from there. Plus they have better wages for their employees than Walmart.

Fuck anyone who thinks Walmart is better than Target in the sense of business (not the prices).

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

I bet that ferbie looking thing will sell, because its actually cute.
No one liked Jar-Jar because Lucas doesn't understand his fans or kids or humans.

Chewie isn't cute, he's just iconic. And the R2 is cute, but not overtly.

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

Jar Jar and his species at least added SOMETHING to the plot and overall story. What did football droid and Porgs add?

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

George would love these and all the money they would make him from the merchandise

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

the Gungans added the same role as the Ewoks but I don't see fags defending them, and at least Ewoks actually were fun and not cringe

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

direct Looper and the three best episodes of Breaking Bad
make a normie meme

What the fuck Rian, you were supposed to be our guy

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

BB8 did as much as Jar Jar/R2 did. It had part of a map, united Fin and Rey.
I don't know about the Porg.

But that isn't a good defense. Just because a character does something, doesn't make it good/not annoying as fuck/not a movie ruiner, and also does not prove or disprove it wasn't mostly a marketing gimmick.

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

BB-8 was a genuinely interesting design though, porgs are just shit normie memes.

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

Ewoks are cool, fuck you.

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

being enough of a consumer for free shipping to matter

Stop buying non-essentials capitalist pig

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

Ewoks didn't have JJ. People don't really hate gungans, they hate him.

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

R2D2 did much more.

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

I guess over the span of 6 fucking movies. But shitquels aside, I don't know if R2 a lot more than BB8 in IV.

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

I kind of hate meme black science man. Aside from being a black guy with an above high school education I don't get why Reddit creams their pants over him.

Most of his tweets are fucking retarded. Like putting the Alphabet in his own (non)alphabetical order.

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

I like this Lucas meme

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

what does skid even mean, americans? I'm a muslim.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

BB-8 is stupid because the sand would get everywhere.

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

Is that what we call Europeans now?

"Skid" is basically when a vehicle slides around uncontrollably. Like a car on a wet street.

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

Shut up Anakin

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

I wish Lucas would have died in the late 80s.
No shitquels
No CGing/re-editing the OT
No Crystal Skull

He would have died a legend. Now he's exposed as the hack he is.

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

gtfo tryhard edgelord

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

The Virgin Ewok
The Chad Porg

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

edgelord

Roastie is the edgelord term, do you even know where it comes from?

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

I'm sorry George Lucas

Dunno about that. If we're talking about intrusive shit that takes you out of the movie, don't forget that George gave us this shit here and that godawful diner scene. Muh pop cultural references.

That being said, the porgs are intrusive shit too. If anything, they should have gotten one of those crystal coyotes as a mascot top take along.

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

LUCAS COME BACK

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

I pay the Target prices so I don't have to go to Wal Mart

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

Nice strawman argument. Please point out where in my post I mentioned anything to do with Rick and Morty

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

NECK AND NECK UNGA DA BUNGA

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

This shit exists only to sell toys.
Not defending the gay penguins, but literally everything that has ever existed in Star Wars existed only to sell toys.

Where do you think Lucas got most of his dosh?

Colton Mitchell
Colton Mitchell

Gave midgets a job market.

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

You had best unfuck yourself, and post the source.

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

You Americans are a wonder.

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

Red and white aesthetic

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

Its Haze. Or a good lookalike

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

The one thing making Lucas better is the fact that he's a cooky billionare who did whatever the fuck he wanted, albeit badly. Disney are a bunch of soulless suits who will vomit out whatever crap their market research tells them as fast as they can, milking the franchise out of any and all value until the cow is well and truly dead.

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

Fuck Lucas. Someone post the video of Ewan doing the Dexter Jetster scene, hugging invisible air.

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

It's over guys, we grew up... just let it go
Let the next generation have their time and be disappointed, we're all adults now.

Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

yoda
cute
When i was a babby id always go go to this arcade at my mall and at one point they decided to put this creepy yoda statue/model/muppet on the top of the acrade's entrance and it fucking terrified me to the point where I would just not go in or have to close my eyes and run in.
Must have significantly hurt business cause they took it down in less than a month

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

how to get a (you), a book by user
part 1: polemic false claims

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

This is worse than Jar-Jar i have to agree

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

All we have to go with are the end products, and nothing disney can produce, as bland and formulaic as it is, will reach the levels of liquid shit the prequels and the special editions did.
Lucas raped the original trilogy with pointless, redundant edits that sometimes made no sense and made sure the original films were kept unavailable, even though he only directed one of them.
Prequel shitters tend to forget that fact, and how deeply harmful for film as an artform that shit is.
And that's not even going into how horrible the prequels were, and how retarded the arguments in their favor are. I had some dumbass here argue that the prequels were great because they had better assets.
I rest my case. That fat fuck should be apologizing to his fans and the film industry for the rest of his miserable existence.

Connor Long
Connor Long

meme porgs with nazi so it ruins their sales, not by much but always something

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

Why is nerd culture so dominated by consumerism?
It's so shameful to see this kind of shit.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

It's beneficial for big corporations to have consumers define themselves by merch, duh

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

This would require people to actually know how movies are made and not be retards complaining in an echochamber. Like people actually thing that the prequels had "bad cgi" because like every other cgi effect they age like spoiled milk.

George lucas literally pioneered dri image based lighting which is used in practically every render farm in every vfx studio in existence nowadays.

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

Put an antifa logo somewhere and maybe it will be believable

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

NEIN! SIEG PORG!

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

I miss it when the end of the year was about the holidays not Star Wars.

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

FORGIVE US GEORGE

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

I agree fellow nerd. I love porgs. That old hack lucas ruined star wars and we fixed it.

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

It's only a matter of time before this thing gets photoshopped with a rick face, I'm PORG-RICK MORTY!

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

PT was garbage much worst than anything Disney made so far.
Jesus Christ, just go back already

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

Those guys were based as fuck, as were most "intrusive" CGI characters in the prequels. You really don't have any idea what you're talking about.

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

I honestly think you'd have to be a moron to actually like the liquid shit that was tfa, nothing can come close to its level of marysue corporate cocksucking garbage.

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

waiting half a month for a replacement USB cable to come in the mail
Nah thanks I'll pony up the $10

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

There's no 'crazy movies you watch with your dad and brother and come our grinning' in cinema today.

Holy shit I remember watching starship troopers and it changed my life.

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

Nice bait guys. No one actually prefers the prequels

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

buy my toy goy

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

You wish

they are flawed but they are original.
Disneyfags are deluded and have been grown into eating any form of crap thrown at them with a religious blind faith. To such a point they can't even tell if the dish is bad or good.
It's obese people in a cheap fast food imagining they're eating at a Michelin grade restaurant basically. Deluded and no frame of reference to compare thanks to their brainwash. A bit like present day America ironically.

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

That fat fuck should be apologizing to his fans and the film industry for the rest of his miserable existence.
fans

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

You cant honestly think that tfa has any redeeming qualities, its shit on a shot pandering sandwich. They couldnt even make a song in the damn thing memorable.

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

bruh

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

this is that forced groot shit all over again
children and redditors will love it

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

WE NEED GEORGE BACK RIGHT NOW! These (((Disney))) hacks are only concerned with selling toys. George never gave a fuck about such nonsense. For him, it was ALWAYS about the love of storytelling.

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

/thread

Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

Add it to the likes of baby groot, bb-8, k2so, olaf, etc
I just LOVE DISNEYS CUTE CHARACTERS
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TOYS GODDAMNIT I NEED MORE

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

The Phantom Menace was good. Rise of the Shitlords was fun.

The only literal sleep inducing movie was Attack of the Clones. Sure none of them had any substance but that doesn't mean they were worse than TFA, which had no substance either, but also it had no style. The prequels had style.

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

Provides super affordable goods to millions of people
Creates entry-level jobs for millions of people
Evil because Target has slightly higher wages

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

anime reaction pic
This is the human trash that invaded from /r/prequelmemes. This is all your fault for entertaining this sewage.

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

That's not even an anime you stupid redditor. Its a cartoon. Like Superman and shit.

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

WE NEED GEORGE BACK RIGHT NOW!
Said no one ever.

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

they are flawed but they are original
No, fuck no. They're flawed PERIOD. Disney didn't come around and set a new low bar, it was already really goddamn low and on the wrong side of quality so keeping the status quo is not a fucking reason to favorably judge the prequels. At no point can you look at the prequels and say, "well, that was shit but I'm glad this was made". It was just pure nonsensical shit that was banking on nostalgia and pre-existing concepts and recalling shit like Chewie, Jabba, and the Falcon because why the fuck not. He overused lightsabers and he couldn't even do anything as memorable as this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdgmH9Vv2-I

Which showcases a bounty hunter and a massive pile of Jedi in 30 seconds more than the entire prequels accomplished. I don't fucking care if he only has two Sith to work with; it was a shit effort. The prequels were a shit creative compared to the Tartakovski Clone Wars series.

I honestly have no fucking idea what Lucas wanted to do with the prequels besides tell the story of the origins of Vader. I mean, he accomplished that, but he took us on a journey I wish that I had read in a 5-page Wiki article. Sometimes, an important event should just be left in the goddamn history books if you can't make up a good telling of the history. See: Frank Huebert's Dune.

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

Dinner and a movie is such a cliched evening. Say what you will about Ted Bundy, but at least his dates were different.

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

We need George back right now.

There, I just did.

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

At no point can you look at the prequels and say, "well, that was shit but I'm glad this was made".
Speak for yourself, because I'm genuinely glad the prequels exist and expanded the universe as much as they did.

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

links something a 12 year old would like as proof the prequels are bad

you're fucking retarded

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

does anyone have the screencap from user talking about the new penguin things and saying he was an insider? I wanna see the other shit he knew about.

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

some shitty videogame trash
LMAO are you fucking 15?

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

Chewie isn't cute, he's just iconic. And the R2 is cute, but not overtly.

OR another way perhaps to look at it, is that the OT characters have depth and substance, while the Disney ones simply do not.
OT characters are timeless. BB8 and assuredly porg's only purpose is a quick cash grab.

Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

Did they? Did they "expand" the universe in a manner that was good? Because it wasn't.

If you truly gave a fuck about the expanded universe you would read any number of the fantastic works in the novels and comics. Granted, many of the novels and comics are shit but there is some great content there. The prequels couldn't even come close to any of that shit. Read the Jedi vs Sith comic series, it's much more interesting than anything in the prequels.

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

OT characters are timeless. BB8 and assuredly porg's only purpose is a quick cash grab.
ewoks

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

I feel like I might get mugged every time I park in the lot to go into Walmart

Jaxson James
Jaxson James

When will the best cute sidekick get a proper spinoff?

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

Did they "expand" the universe in a manner that was good? Because it wasn't.
for you

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

complaining about anime on a anime imageboard
>>>/reddit/

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

You need to be over 18 to post here.

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

are you comparing the Dune books to the prequels? lmao that's a first. And let me tell you you've picked the wrong user to discuss Dune. I've read it 3 times the 7 volumes. I know Dune pretty fucking well.

But ok sure I'll play, let's compare the best sci fi literature in history to the prequels. Right there from the get go, you are putting an insanely high level of expectation on Lucas's shoulders. Is there a single movie that could stand such a comparison? Can you give me a single one? I for one can not.

You're metric is unrealistic here, infantile even. "Daddy's new car sucks because it's not a Rolls Royce" type of shit.

Moreover if the prequels were this shitty you wouldn't need to bring up Dune in the conversation. It's not even the same medium. What's next? you going to compare War & Peace to say Saving Private Ryan? get a grip already
You're argument is ridiculous.

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

REBELS exists
"the fuckin little bird thing in the new movie is MAKING STAR WARS CHILDISH"

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

Star Wars was never good

Dylan White
Dylan White

ill be honest i wanna make sweet tender love to visas marr

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

Fuck off nerd.

If the prequels were a car it would be a Kia Soul

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

t. low tesosterone

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

buying toilet paper on Amazon
fucking white people smdh

James Flores
James Flores

This trilogy will be worse than the prequels.

John Collins
John Collins

RoboCop is not a children's movie

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

It's already overwhelmingly better than the prequels. The ST already has one functional movie. The PT doesn't.

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

He invented modern merchandising for Hollywood
This is not a good thing

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

Yes it is.

James Brooks
James Brooks

No

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

You go to Target when you want to be around clean, decent human beings.

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

prequel apologists are STILL mad

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

The creature design is the least worst part of the sequels next to the music. Of all the things to target, that's a pretty stupid one. Pick on what deserves to be picked on - the absolutely atrocious writing and acting.

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

Attack of the Clones looks like shit compared to Phantom Menace. It's not just normal aging.

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

buying John Boyega figure
Why would you do that? Why would you do that?

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

I get that you're a babby but the PT had "bad cgi" when it came out. It looked just as fucking retarded then as it does now. It was even more noticeable in a way because it was following the annoying cgi rereleases of the OT that just highlighted how retarded the cartoonish fucking cgi he was shilling looked compared to the OT aesthetic.

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

muh originality!
muh worldbuilding!
Nigger please, the prequels are nothing more than a rehashing of the OT in the most superficial ways
Hey memba Vader? Now he's space jesus and the literal center of the universe lol
Hey memba C3PO? Turns vader built him to...uh, help his mom watch dishes or something lol
Hey memba Boba Fett? Here's his dad in the exact same armour haha, oh and theres an entire army of Boba's haha
Hey memba the astroid belt chase in EsB? Now here it is above genosis cause, uh...pottery or somthing lol
The biggest problem of the prequels is that Lucas let ''''''''''''worldbuilding''''''''' get in the way of making a story and characters fucking connect with people. The prequels lack a clear, core, central thesis. Really, the prequels have no greater meaning other than that lightsabers are cool I guess

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

What a fucking hack

Oliver James
Oliver James

I think this is pretty much it. But nevertheless, both Disney and Lucas are simply garbage. The original trilogy was great. Unfortunately it ended in 1983. Star wars is just over. Whatever this recent prequel/sequel/specialedition crap is, it ain't star wars.

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

will
Its already worse than Attack on the Clones. So yeah of course the trilogy as a whole will be utter shit

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

Fuck I think mr no dubs over here has a point. We're Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon.

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

Behold Disneyfag's quality of argumentation. It's quite a sight.

I understand you are a lost cause, but I'll ask again for the lulz:

If the prequels are a Kia Soul like you wrote, a proper piece of shit right, why then do you need to bring a Formula 1 like the Dune books to prove your point? Are we supposed to go "wow! now that I see a Formula One I'm really convinced that the Kia is crap!" Fucking stupid.

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

C'mon now the first one he's clearly telling the makeup artist to put some texture on the Pau'an prototype. And frankly it looks cooler with the lines.

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

OT characters are timeless
True. If the actors are dead it doesn't matter, Disney and ILM have a 3D scan of their faces and will add them in post.

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

Behold Disneyfag's quality of argumentation. It's quite a sight.
not them but was a pretty funny metaphor tbphwyf. You're trying hard as fuck.

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

Trying to change the subject
George Lucas is a hack.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

We don't.

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

My problem with the Disney trilogy is that it's only doing shit to print bills.
rehash the OT
show progressivism with female lead, diverse supporting cast
make said female lead a Mary Sue for sake of grrl power
be blatantly injecting anti white and anti male sentiment in the films, going out of their way to say this shit in interviews
have people on the project deliberately trying to insult/alienate old fans because they don't like the token gestures that are unnecessary

Like, at least Lucas was just trying a whacky new story to explain life before the empire. There is literally no reason to have this new trilogy.

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

My problem with the Disney trilogy is that it's only doing shit to print bills.
A: That's never not been what the Star Wars franchise was.
B: They're doing it overwhelmingly better, and more subtle, than George I-became-a-billionaire-selling-toys-and-shilling-my-cgi-company Lucas ever managed.
rehash the OT
What the PT did just so terribly that it was hard to tell. It's like pottery.
show progressivism with female lead, diverse supporting cast
REEEEEE: the opinion
make said female lead a Mary Sue for sake of grrl power
As opposed to baby Anakin the engineer racecar pilot that saved the day without having ever flown a spaceship? As opposed to his-first-name-is-the-director's-last-name Luke Skywalker? Luke is pretty much the archetype of the actual Sue trope, and Anakin is basically the low-water mark. It's wish-fulfillment fantasy for kids, and the protagonists of all of the movies fit the standard of being a "mary sue" as a function of the plot. Calling Rey a "mary sue" is code for bitching that she's not a sexy ass boy for you to fantasize about being.
be blatantly injecting anti white and anti male sentiment in the films, going out of their way to say this shit in interviews
You're a hysterical sjw.
have people on the project deliberately trying to insult/alienate old fans
Nigger you're clearly not an "old fan."
Like, at least Lucas was just trying a whacky new story to explain life before the empire.
He wasn't. He turned the popular henchman that sold the best from the OT into space jesus.
There is literally no reason to have this new trilogy.
There is literally no reason to do anything. kys revisionist faggot fuck. Keep shilling for the guy that only came back to the franchise after everything else blew up in his face and he wanted to shill for ILM and expand his monetizable IP.

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

Anakin
blew up space station as a child by what is clearly shown to be luck
wins a podrace with help from his new jedi friends
Gets wrekt and loses half an arm when fighting Count Dooku
gets manipulated by Palpatine and slaughters a bunch of children
Gets wrekt by Obi Wan

Luke
Gets wrekt by sandpeople
Has to be saved by Obi Wan again when some guy in a bar nearly kills him
Begs for Han's help to save a space princess he falls in love with
Has to be saved by C3-PO from a trash compactor
Has to be saved by Han in the first 5 minutes of episode 5
Fails his Jedi training trials badly after failing to recognise Yoda
Gets wrekt by Vader
Has to train again
Eventually beats Vader an entire film later only when Vader clearly stops trying...
then gets wrekt by the Emperor

Rey
Literally doesn't get wrekt once
accomplishes everything through skill/talent - nothing is implied to be luck
Beats Kylo Ren (the grandson of Anakin and trained) on their first fight with no training
Constantly shown to never need anyone else's help

No, they're not on the same level as Rey

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

Target is about paying slightly more to avoid the blacks/mexicans. Walmart is a containment zone, I don't hate it, its a necessary evil.

David Moore
David Moore

Disneyfags can't into reading let alone metaphors.

see You're metric is unrealistic here, infantile even. "Daddy's new car sucks because it's not a Rolls Royce" type of shit.

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

I dont get it. That guy explicitly stated they were HIS problems with nuwars. Why are you writing a fucking novel about it? Youre a retard. Thats why. Kys retard.

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

The difference is, critics/RLM/etc will defend porgs but bash ewoks

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

when you're brain is so fried on /pol/ you can't stop thinking about them regardless of topic

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

being so brainwashed by libcuck propaganda you get butthurt over what was obviously satire and start getting political
Youre such a little fag, you know that?

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

porg

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

do you think they deliberately designed them with that cheap looking eye so that they could be more easily mass produced as toys? interesting thought

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

Literally doesn't get wrekt once
the entire movie is one sequence after another of her almost getting killed and being in real danger. Anakin never once demonstrates any fear or conflict in TPM. And Luke wasn't an orphan that grew up on a scrapyard. He was a spoiled baby-boomer surrogate nerd that wanted adventure and had it fall in his lap.
accomplishes everything through skill/talent - nothing is implied to be luck
Why would you think "luck" is better? We see Rey after she's had a decade of getting her ass kicked and already learned how to fend for herself.
Beats Kylo Ren
After he spent 5 minutes beating the shit out of her, trying to recruit her. He caused her force awakening when he tried to mindrape her, and then let her have a "use the force" moment, where magical space bacteria gave her the ability to disable him and run away. Rey and Luke both won in their third acts because they were able to use the force to overcome impossible odds.

And there is absolutely zero comparison between Anakin in TPM and Rey in ANH. Rey is an adult that's had years of relevant experience in fighting, flying, engineering, climbing, etc. Anakin is a fucking toddler slave that JUST knows how to program AI and build literal rocket engines and is literally the only human to ever survive a podrace, much less win one. He blows up the droid controlling plot donut at the end despite having NEVER flown any spaceship EVER. And he does it by doing retarded impossible neat tricks and yelling yahoo like a fucking cunt.

You're right. They're not on the same level as Rey. TPM Anakin was one of the worst Sues and worst written characters in movie history. Luke was an audience/author surrogate that wanted to be a hero and in the span of a movie he rescues the princess, earns the respect of badass outlaws, and leads a rebellion against the evil empire's hidden fortress, destroying it by using space magic to make an Ion Torpedo turn with his fucking mind.

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

there's a jew behind your house. run run! they're everywhere! they're in your soup!

Wyatt Brooks
Wyatt Brooks

I am really smart, please notice how smart I am I'm like super smart
The badge of honor of the retard.

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

Look everyone, A mouse shill's brain.

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

We need George back, disney shill

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

Copy with a mary sue
functional

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

JJ, pls. Go work on your Mystery Box for Episode IX.

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

This is what people actually believe

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

I dont get it.
I don't care how confused you are by things you fucking retard.
That guy explicitly stated they were HIS problems with nuwars
They're not. They're the same meme critiques that has been parrotted on this board since before the movie came out.
Why are you writing a fucking novel about it?
I'm not. Why are you talking to me right now?
Youre a retard.
You're a buttblasted faggot.
Thats why.
Who you trying to convince me or you
Kys retard.
lol nope. I take a certain amount of pride in the role that I played in causing the prequel babby exodus to reddit. I'm going to probably continue to spend some time talking shit about George Lucas on this board for as long as you revisionist children keep shilling for him.
I mostly just "shill" for adequetly executed movies that acomplish what they set out to do. The PT failed on all accounts and I refuse to let the people with nostalgia boners for their childhood spent watching the trash PT try and rewrite history just to justify why they like trash. You're allowed to like stuff without lying to yourself that it's good. And you're allowed to appreciate when something is well-done. But the reality is that the majority of people that winge about the ST are mewling sjws grasping at straws for things to bitch about.
not an argument. TPM is also a copy of the original. It was just not well done. The entire PT was either LOOK AT ALL THESE NEW MARKETABLE CHARACTERS and then LOOK AT ALL THE PARENTS OF THE CHARACTERS FROM THE OT.
Not much of a "believe." More a general observance of historical fact and production standards.

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

Holy shit it actually is JJ lol

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

We don't need more of his terrible fucking movies, reddit shill.

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

Fuck off jew jew.

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

lol omg is this a celebrity AMA XD

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

normgroids will endlessly repeat "better than jar jar"

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

Anything is better than jar jar, you obese faggot.

Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

Probably. Layer it in as much irony as you like, you guys are still doing exactly what they wanted.

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

It was selling a shit load of toys and children's merchandise, it new kids would like it

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

The prequels and the new trilogy are two different demons entirely. The former was handled by an unstable, disabled, egotistic pebble head while the new one is handled by a soulless cooperation that plays it as safe as it possibly can.

Star Wars is now dead and devoid of any creative writers and directors. Time to let go, fellas.

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

Her eyes look a little too big for average, jfc.

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

JJ, wasn't bed time an hour ago?

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

don't hit on me silly boys :3

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

I prefer the prequels over the new trilogy but this at least looks better than Jar Jar or the ewoks.

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

It would have been the best in the trilogy without the damn fucking ewoks.

Colton Young
Colton Young

lmao fucking kill yourself

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

If you had to ask me to watch TFA or any of the Prequels, I'd choose any of the prequels over TFA for a few key reasons:

1. Lets just be honest, the memes surrounding the Prequels from Sup Forums to Plinkett make the movies incredibly fucking funny. Every time I see a shot reverse shot I want to laugh. That alone makes them way more entertaining than TFA

2. The Prequels, while shitty, are at least original and from the mind of the creator. They suck, but George tried to expand upon his large universe even more and succeeded in that aspect. Again, the movies suck, but so does TFA

3. If I wanted to watch TFA instead I could just watch the good version: A New Hope.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

At least Ewoks were little savages who would have eaten them if they didn't have 3PO act as a god.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

WAAAAH TOYS IN MUH CHILDREN'S TOY FRANCHISE
kys

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

The one where the male side has a gun, a knife, and a bottle of jack daniels is way funnier.

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

but its true lole

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Can't wait

Christian Cook
Christian Cook

All those shit TFA figures
One Luke ESB figure in lower left corner

Goddammit, I hate people.

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

is this is best performance?

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

Ewoks are ugly as shit

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

You have no idea. It's Thunderdome here.

Please overthrow us.

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

i'd marry that girl in a second

Joshua Mitchell
Joshua Mitchell

I can't be the only one who finds the thing extremely fucking creepy, right? I mean, look where the eyes meet the "skin". Also look at that fucking mouth. Shit is creepy as fuck.

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

Is Walmart shilling on Sup Forums?

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

Nigger JJ was nowhere near episode 1

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

this, walmart people are the worst

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

fucking faggots bitched about this

Bentley King
Bentley King

/tv/thread/88888888#p88888888

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

/tv/thread/88888888#p88888888

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

Tfw white
go to a Target because why not?
get glares because I'm dressed like a poorfag

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

Underrated post

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

I'm sorry Geor-oh wait, no I'm not.

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

Explain to me how TFA is better than the prequels. Defend Disney.

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

implying they can't both be garbage heap shit-fires

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

'made in china'

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