Are you lads ready for PorgMania? they are just so adorkable!

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

Are you lads ready for PorgMania? they are just so adorkable!

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

my wallet is empty sorry

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

are those Mike Matei amd the tittycow from GoT pub?

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

Where's that pic confirming that's a tranny?

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

Yes

Noah Cruz
Noah Cruz

Seriously someone should just storm these faggots' house with a baseball bat, destroy all their shit and beat them within an inch of their life leaving them crippled.

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

These people have to be plants

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

i bet she fucks him in the ass every night with a strap-on

i'm jealous

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

How much is Disney paying them to try to turn this retardation into a thing on the internet?

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

They probably watch Rick and morty

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

you probably watch Rick and morty

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

porg

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

i turned myself into a disney shill martyyyy

im pickle porg

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

she's a big girl

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

n-nani?!

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

Is she an amazon or is he a turbo manlet?

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

Post the pic of them standing side by side

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

At least he has a girlfirend. Fuck, guys im so lonely

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

No, I only watch true high iq animation like the Cleveland show

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

tfw you would go through this kind of abuse just to have a girlfriend
i would literally get a porg tatoo on my ass right now if a girl asked me to as a condition of us dating.

Christopher White
Christopher White

What if they end up hating them after the movie comes out? What if their tender emotions get trampled when it becomes apparent that the little fuckers are actually staunch conservatives?

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

I don't think one picture has ever made me so uncomfortable.

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

That guy definitely likes to watch his GF get fucked by other guys.

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

I mean, he definately wouldnt be able to stop her

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

What have they done to you?

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

Her hair dye is produced in a factory that poisoned my town's water supply, leading to both my parents' tragic deaths.

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

Can confirm.

Julian Long
Julian Long

they are gonna become the new minions. calling it right now

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

These people lack the capacity for that level of critical thinking

big explosions + cute = good movie1!!

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

inb4 it's all a massive ruse and the little things turn out to be the equivalent of space nazis.

Nice tattoos you have there.

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

she

hah

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

there so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

they belong nowhere but gas chamber

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

the guy looks more like an FTM tranny than the girl being MTF, 2bh senpaitachi

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

Yeah, lucky girl.

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

Is the movie even out yet?

David Stewart
David Stewart

Normies pretending to like nerd-shit was a mistake.
Why aren't SJW getting pissed off about that cultural appropriation?

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

I don't get all the anger. I mean, they seem pretty happy. I'm a bit jealous. I wish I could get excited over silly stuff like that and be able to share that excitement with someone else.

I mean, I wake up, I drive to work, I drive back home and I come... here and every step along the way I experience some sort of frustration, anger or dread. And I guess there are things I enjoy, I really liked Blade Runner 2049, I really liked Twin Peaks: The Return and I thought watching them was emotionally fulfilling overall but the sense of genuine excitement and joy that this couple seems to have or those folks watching Game of Thrones together in that bar... you know, I don't think I have anything like that.

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

but the sense of genuine excitement and joy that this couple seems to have or those folks watching Game of Thrones together in that bar
Protip: It's not genuine.

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

"fuck NUmales for having fun with their gfs- fake and gay"
all these self-owns
how greasy and bitter must you be to hate-stalk some random couple on twitter because they enjoy shit together

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

This is beyond pathetic

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

that women looks like she fucks black guys.

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

If they aren't getting a check from Disney for doing this they're dumb as fuck. If they are, I'm sure its enough to cover tattoo removal.

Easton Davis
Easton Davis

How so?

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

I was actually going to stand in line on the night of release but I bet I would be swamped with mothers and kids and girls dragging their toy porgs along, unless I go to the shitty cinema in my county.

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

take it from someone who did the premiere of TFA:

don't
you will consider jihad as very sane option the entire evening

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

They vote for the destruction of Western Civilisation.

Blake Young
Blake Young

thanks lad, not that bothered anyway

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

buying that much merch of something you have only seen for several seconds in a trailer
I genuinely don't understand.

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

Remember when movies were just a nice form of recreation and not hysterical, personality defining and pseudo-religious events?
The West is really done for if escapism is the only thing left to look forward to when ppl are off their work

Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

What's wrong? Did your government fail to provide you with a female partner?

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

This is unironically the result of a lack of religion and culture.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

You could justify it as an investment into sth that will definitely gain in value over time, but judging by the looks of them I think this guy might be on the right track.

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

Stories, plz God stories

John Parker
John Parker

When will be the moment that you realize that you actually have pretty much the same notions as ISIS sympathizers and more in common with them than with the majority of your countrymen?

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

they work for disney, they probably didn't buy any of it.

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

nietzsche wrote a book that literally says fuck off to this dumb comment

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

speculating on mass-produced toys
I'm pretty surprised there isn't a single Funko Pop on that photo

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

Ah yes, I'm an advocate of massacre of religious minorities, the creation of a theocracy, the destruction of historical monuments, and religious war on my neighbors. You truly are a perceptive one, faggot.

Grayson James
Grayson James

he was also fucking nuts so what's your point

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

Genuine question- why is she dating a guy shorter than her?

Is she really that desperate for male companionship?

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

Nietzche isn't a God either, in spite of your blind faith in the thoughts of a Victorian psychiatrist on the whole of society and civilization.

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

See for an answer

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

Well replied. I was just checking the waters. Have a nice evening.

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

I'm as much as a manlet as that guy, but damn that looks like shit.

Henry James
Henry James

Have you actually read Nietzsche? Because while he was very critical of religion he recognized that it gave people a sense of purpose and a moral framework, and without these things there would be chaos. He spent most of his life trying to come up with an objective philosophy that could full fill those two roles.

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

Milhouse enunciates his line as:

he's back! In pog form.

Delete this image

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

Likely an insufferable cunt

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

most members of parliament in my country aren't verified
these literally, LITERALLY who's are

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

This man unironically has more of a global impact that some nobody parliamentary member

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

manlet hockey player

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

white

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

textbook example of a numale

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

Hockey player
sure

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

What does it mean if I don't find her attractive but i have a strong desire to fuck her to cuckold him?

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

Who is she?

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

It means you actually do find her attractive

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

SIEG PORG!

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

Creative Exec, Disney's Lucasfilm Story Group

So he's one of the moron in charge of the movie script/ideas? It all makes sense now

Wyatt Bailey
Wyatt Bailey

WHAT?!? No rape?! She at least somewhat rapable, bruh.

Isaac White
Isaac White

his hockey coach is Gordon Bombay

James Butler
James Butler

save money
live in SF
living with a blue haired tranny

nuke San Francisco NOW

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

When did all of that merchandise come out? Did they get all of that stuff and the tattoos in like a week?

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

this is amazing

Jose Brooks
Jose Brooks

How does this make you feel?

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

this will make it easier to identify the degenerates when the grand cleansing commences

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

I was going to say something about the embarassment of explaining it to grandchildren but if demographic trends are anything to go by, they won't have kids in the first place, so...

Adrian Howard
Adrian Howard

How long until Porg fursonas?

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

already happening
porg otherkin too
I am so not looking forward to the unavoidable "porg rock" songs people will make thinking the pun is smart

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

The dude works for Disney. Their account is shilling preemptively

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

Jenny wins the porg battle.

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

ywn watch her attach a strap on to it and fuck it

William Jones
William Jones

That porg looks bigger than her dildo. How is it going to fit? Its a little too big

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

These things are so fucking ugly, what the fuck, it's like they took grumpy cat, removed all the cute cat features out of him, and slapped his face onto a penguin. What the FUCK

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

this autist was definitely fucking the Screen Junkies crew

Blake Carter
Blake Carter

DON'T TALK ABOUT OUR JENNY THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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