Why are there no conservative comedians?

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

Why are there no conservative comedians?

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

Because making fun of progress just makes you look like a buffoon.

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

i hope kylie releases a sex tape. i want to see her take BBC in all her holes

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

Tim Allen says "hi". he also says "the lefty cunts who run the media fire anyone with a right of center opinion".

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

because they offend my wife's son!

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

As the progressive social justice movement gets more mainstream, conservative comedians will emerge. Comedy works best to ridicule mainstream culture.

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

Why are there no women comedians?

Michael Young
Michael Young

Conservative people choose more stable careers

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

It also works when you can push the boundaries of political correctness. Historically conservatives were the ones being offended at everything, now that it's liberals we'll probably see more conservative comedy

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

She doesn't date black guys.

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

progress

The delusion is strong with this one

Fucking up civilization because it makes you feel "tolerant and special" is not progress. The animals are not assimilating and civilizing, retard. They're taking over.

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

that ass is a BBC magnet

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

not allowed because it goes against the narrative

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

She fucks nothing but sons of Obama. And she's pregnant with that family contributing another sprog to humanity.

It's the tall skinny flat-chested one that doesn't date pavement apes.

Jordan Smith
Jordan Smith

bald black man and woman with glasses look exactly the same
loolllllll

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

Can someone red pill me on how an ass like this obtained. Like how does the surgery work?

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

Because laughing at conservative backwards ideals provides a lot more material to work with. Like laughing at the dumb caveman and his archaic ways.

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

Norm MacDonalds

Leo King
Leo King

Relocate fat probably. Maybe ass implants.

John Thompson
John Thompson

Why are there no conservative comedians?
There are plenty you just need to go to actual clubs to see them
They're not exactly on Kimmel telling jokes that undermine his monologue.

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

and you can do nothing about it
good bye

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

Sam Hyde

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

Because comedy is inherently center-left.

In comedy, there are winners and losers. Life is unfair and governed by forces largely out of your control. You can try to forge your own destiny, but life is going to fuck you in the ass as a result. There's a setup and a punchline, and no one who is on equal footing with everyone else can be the punchline of someone else's joke.

Take the classical example of slapstick -- a wealthy man, walking down the street, steps over a banana peel and into a manhole. There's a setup, an expectation, a subversion of that expectation, and the punchline. Someone is high, we're not, we watch them fall, and we all laugh. Without dynamism, and a subverted social order, nothing is funny.

This is why there are no out-and-out funny communists. Communists as a whole sincerely want the world to be equal (in an ass-backwards kind of way), and so treat everyone as "comrades." On the right, conservatives aren't funny because they already treat everyone as equal, think that your life is under your control, and that if something bad happens it's your fault for being a jackass. If you're wealthy, it's because you earned it. There's no dynamism in either worldview.

On the flip side, some things are beyond parody. Trump is an orange-faced reality TV star, which is why nothing sticks to him. You can't roast a clown. On the left, the equivalent is the pussy hat protesters. How do you make fun of someone who's already wearing a pussy hat? You can't. They're already ridiculous. And there are far more inherently ridiculous people and things on the left than there are on the right.

There's some other stuff, with networking and Hollywood being dominated by people with a similar worldview, but that's the long and the short of it.

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

Silicon pads inserted between the muscle and the fat layer.

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

The best comedy is made by people who hate themselves and are overly critical.

Conservatives are largely satisfied with life, and aren’t a bunch of suicidal manchildren like most comedians

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