Got the cops called on me when I went to see Blade Runner tonight

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

Welp, that's it. I'm never leaving the house again. Yes, I went to see BR2049 by myself. I'm sitting there watching the opening trailers when I get a tap on the shoulder. I'm escorted out by some teenage dickwad employee and then two cops are standing there looking at me derisively.

They tell me there were concerns about me and they were called because some women were afraid and no longer felt safe in the theater. So they're sitting there asking me questions in front of the entire fucking theater. Everyone is eyeing me as they pass by. I wanted to fucking die but I couldn't leave because these fucking pigs had to make sure I wasn't hiding anything on me and why was I there (to watch a movie, pigs).

I wasn't allowed back in the movie after they were done with me because even though there was no malicious intent or cause for concern they thought it was best if I leave for the night. No refund either btw.

I'm at home crying right now. I still don't think the movies have a no singles policy, but it's clearly an unofficial rule. Fuck movies.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

ITT: Stuff made up by OP.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

Well, what do you look like? Were you naked and just wearing a trenchcoat?

David Smith
David Smith

Wait you thought it was a meme? The no singles policy is legit. Check your online kinoplex website for the monthly singles allowed days.

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

How DARE YOU speak to ME like that you fucking gurgle spit of a semen stained cumrag wringed vaginal SOUP baby. I TELL YOU when YOU talk to ME you fucking INGRATE SHIT CUNT. You wanna come in here, in MY FUCKING THREAD, and you DARE to have the bitch NERVE to tell ME how to RUN my GOD DAMN THREAD?

LISTEN FUCKER. You think your faggoty boy bod can compete with my masculine man meat of MINCED MOLESTATION? YOU GAY AND ALSO HOMOSEXUAL QUEER BOY? I'll bend you over and give you all 4.7 inches of my raw fucking singles power, give you what you CRAVE, give you what you DESERVE, what you THRIVE ON. I'll penetrate you with such raw fury and blast your ass so hard and work up such a sweat our fluids will be red white and blue, the most PATRIOTIC ASS POUNDING since your MOM sucked CLINTONS COCK and your DAD sucked CLINTONS CLUTCH. Do you UNDERSTAND the WORDS i am TYPING you slutty fifer? Your eyes are getting fucked by slam poetry in the sixth sense. I'll ride your (you) and fuck you till you jew, I dont care if this board is blue, you anonycuck.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

I'LL EAT YOUR ASS WITH FURY AND VENGEANCE.

I eat newfags and shit redditors, son, I'll smack your ass and call you a fag and you'll LIKE IT so much you'll SUCK MY FUCKIN VEINY THROBBING MEMBER you shark tossing cock. You fucker.You god damn cocktrucker. You fucking little prickly taint gobbling hog smacker sister basher fist crasher ALABASTER NIGGER.

Suck my fucking reply count. Heres my (you), now fuck off and die forever in your daddy's shit stick closet.

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

I don't believe it. If its true then sue them faggot.

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

You made this thread before you faggot

Adam Green
Adam Green

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

Maybe you shouldn't be an ugly creepy fagg0r

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

This cant be real.

I refuse to believe that the US would be like that.

Ive been watching films alone for years (Im 29), since I refuse to watch films with retards and I dont watch capeshit, romcoms or numale opera (aka Star Wars).

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

Fpbp

Hudson Martinez
Hudson Martinez

leaving without a refund
for what purpose

Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

ah-bloo-bloo

Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

Stop this shitty copypasta

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

Are you black or middle eastern?

Ian James
Ian James

police report or it didnt happen

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

wasn't funny yesterday, even less funny today. also:

blade runner screening
women in attendance

more unbelievable than anything else in this pasta

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

I think he was in a robe

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

You are the girl below your post

I'm not quite sure I know what you mean, my friend and original poster. Please do not get me wrong, this is an interesting thread filled with interesting mini-movies about interesting women, but I am entirely unable to come to the conclusion that I am any of these women. I am a man. I have a penis. It's quite a nice penis, or, at least that is what my wife tells me.

Some days I am unsure as to whether she is lying to curry favor, but I do not spend much time dwelling on such insecurities. Sex with my wife is nice.

It is possible of course, original poster, that the technology might one day exist that will allow a person or persons to "merge" with a computer in such a manner that they do, for all intents and purposes, "become the girl in the post below yours", but that in itself carries with it a myriad of issues. Can a being be, in a sense, two beings? If one makes a post, can one simultaneously be that post and the post below theirs? If so, the person below them who made that post, does one immediately share a consciousness with that person, being that both persons are simultaneously that post?

I have so very few answers for these questions, original poster. Perhaps some time when you're around, I would enjoy discussing these with you.

Cooper Phillips
Cooper Phillips

keep yourself safe

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

live in the US
get shot

OP got off lightly if anything.

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

Wow nice original thread, totally wasn't here last night.

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

I went a couple nights ago by myself, no problem OP. Maybe you should try not being a nasty creepy fatso that stinks like shit and wears shitty clothing.

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