Do grownups really do this?

Do grownups really do this?

unhappy ones.

Is he a closeted fag trying to make a baby or something? I don't know what's going on.

Is this an american thing?

You'll understand one day.
Why go through all the motions when all that matters is the ending?

Why is western television so gross?

Only if you jerk off to traps and other weird stuff too much
yes Im serious

My gf and I only get off through masturbation but we always assist somehow
I'll kill myself if it ever gets to the point where one of us is crankin it and the other is just laying there waiting for it to happen

the nose knows

If your girlfriend looks like that, she sure as shit would take a bit of pregaming.

The shame is that Alia Shawkat was pretty hot, in an unconventional way, when she was teenage. Now that she's 30ish(?), she looks like an old Jew hag.

Only the orgasm matters, so...


Though I don't s ee how he's going to get there without her foot in his mouth.

Porn addiction will ruin your dick.

Could be because the guy wanks too much and it takes a certain kind of hardcore niche porn to really do it for him.... OR (just, if not more, likely) he has an ugly girlfriend so it takes a good deal of mental fantasy to really getting him going.

My ex used to lay across me when she was too sore to keep going.

Mostly using tits to keep your engine going and since we train ourselves by hand use to get off faster, it's just sort of a patch if things don't go as planned.

Yup. My sister had a bf earlier in the year who could only get off by wrapping his dick in bread and mayo and cumming in a plastic bag. She'd tried all kinds of stuff to get him off before that

This, and be prepared for a soul crushing
>dont worry, it's okay, it happens

I can say from personal experience that porn can fuck with your ability to get hard and can make you want weird things during sex... But all it takes (at least the first night with a new woman) is some foreplay and patience, maybe a second try in the morning. Do people really just jack off together out of necessity?

Stop watching porn.

>normal brain so being with a naked woman is more than enough to be turned on
>young enough to still have rock hard erections
>old enough to last as long as I want
>confident, tall and decent social status so I can get girls without even trying

Life is so good and easy when you're a normie

>grown ups
what? jesus you underage twat go back to Sup Forums

until you hit 30 and your hair starts thinning

No, he's just a weird dude

The show makes him out to be pretty feminine and just sort of numaleish in general

>>dont worry, it's okay, it happens
Holy fuck, that is soul crushing indeed. This is the eternal paradox of women. Even when they try to be nice, the man can still feel nothing but soul-crushing shame.

>tfw my porn addiction makes me last far long than I need to

2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

Someone should make a browser extension that replaces the video player on porn sites with various pictures of Varg's face.

>when you're forced to deal with 3D

dubs confirm. also happened to me. I am trying to stop watching tranny porn so I can get intimate with regular girls again

aka jewish ones

I can confirm. that happened to me too and it took like half year to "learn" to enjoy real sex. Luckily, viagra saved my ass in relationship


Its really ridiculous how common this problem seems to be, but everyone still refuses to acknowledge that masturbating every day may not be that good for you

Another problem is 9:10 normal human beans are fucking boring.

E.g that cutey you're lusting after who you finally get to sit on your dick will be way less than your imagination can provide.

this user speaks the truth. People are often boring as shit.

Masturbating daily is not that big of a deal, but using weird porn as a stimulus is. As long as you jerk it using your imagination you should be alright. Of course if you can only think about trannies it might be a bit problematic.

Should probably blame the internet. Old people talk about sex so fondly because for them it was truly magical or at least unique thing. Nowadays kids brains are deep-fried with images of women being penetrated in most imaginative ways before they are even 13 years old

Internet sucks balls!

My girlfriend and I will sometimes skip sex and just masturbate next to each other. Sometimes you just want to cum and it's better than sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy it

That I can get behind. I've honestly always wanted to watch a girl masturbate IRL.

>tfw the hottest girl I've ever been with was the exact amount of freak as me
The one who got away brehs. Luckily I have a qt crazy girl on deck who is begging me to choke her out while I cum in her, so maybe I'll get over her when this new girl gets over her social anxiety. It seems like this porn warping people's brains goes in opposite directions for men and women in terms of whether it's good or bad... at least from my vantage point.

t. 15 year old virgin

I might be the only person on this site who actually always tells the truth. But believe what you want, kid.

Honesty tends to come with the 'tism.
Which is pretty common around here.

Nice spacing, how many things did you type up and delete before coming up with that gem?

kek, what?

This is indeed terrible. It really makes you feel like you're letting her down. Porn is poison unfortunately.

>mfw I can get hard no problem but can't cum during intercourse

hard too see
i could only keep watching for 4s.
i'd better see a gore video

it's a le quirky potrayal of sex in le """"comedy-"""drama"""" shows about le sex

this, love (what a good name for a tv show huh) You're the Worst, Easy (another good name for a tv show) etc the list goes on they fund these comedy dramas because they're cheap as fuck and most of them are just vanity projects for the creators so they can fuck actors the best example is Louie which is just basically louie having sex with women he wants to fuck. what a hilarious show hahah that time when louie had sex and a women died what a sick joke brah.

Well, my gf likes to schlick when i fap to her, apparently its healthy thing.

Does she have horrible Jewbs or something?

thats questionable since you browse Sup Forums

None. I don't like my replies/text directly below the backlink. It looks sloppy and childish, like most of Sup Forums's formatting.

>having a 3D
Dakis are superior
t. Have both

Tfw quit porn ages ago and pull women so infrequently that I don't even know if I can get hard for them. I've pulled twice in the past 2 years and been so wasted that I couldn't get hard alone, let alone with them, and they both left after we failed to fuck, fuck life

Do you need to drink heavily to feel comfortable in social situations? For me, the first few drinks get me to the sweet spot, but I have a hard time staying there. I have missed so many opportunities because I got too fucking drunk, not even funny.

>Honesty tends to come with the 'tism.
how fucking delusional are you?

I've done this so many times. I get nervous and start drinking heavily in social situations. By the end of it, if I've managed to pull a girl, I'll likely pass out in bed before I can anything. Or get whiskey dick. Or be so wasted that I literally can't feel anything and either can't cum or remain hard. My last girlfriend ended up hating me because I could never cum and dumped me thinking I hated her.

It's mostly true. People with autism can't see any other viewpoints other than their own, so they generally can't tell whether they're wrong or right. What they believe in their head IS the truth to them. They don't have the social savvy to lie, even when beneficial.

no, it makes my wife relieved she doesn't have to be pushed up against the bed board for 15 minutes.

The point of this show is that every character is a terrible person
it's kinda like American Psycho but it's about millenials

I have always wondered about that. I rarely see women as wasted as men in these situations, so how does that work? Does a moderately-heavily drunk girl go home with a near blackout guy, only to get upset that he passes out/can't get hard/whatever? If I get sloppy drunk, I usually alienate whatever woman I was trying to fuck way before any fucking could take place.

I can literally only cum during sex when I'm fucking a girl doggystyle.

For some reason every other position simply doesn't stimulate my dick enough to cum.

kill yourself anyway you broken sad degenerate

what is the show

ur a gay. Seriously though.