It says we are going to fuck

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

it says we are going to fuck

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David Collins
David Collins

How many humans do you think Rose fucked over the millenia?

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

Hundreds. And Pearl just sat and watched the entire time.

James Walker
James Walker

Just humans?

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

Did she go full cuck and started shlicking while it happened?

Camden Bell
Camden Bell

Are Gems created with sex organs, or do they have to magically form them when they want to fuck?

Brayden Rodriguez
Brayden Rodriguez

They are crated by huge viruses injecting their material into the earth and sucking the area dry of any organic life before emerging.

But they can shapeshift organs to fuck.

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

Good God, Rose Quartz's hair is straight out of a drag queen movie.

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

They magically form sex organs when they need them for fucking

Canon

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

She isn't Grendel's mother, user.

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

It may as well be, she's not technically a female

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

What kind are we talking here, like Kinky Boots or Pink Flamingoes?

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

Then why is her son an ugly abomination?

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

This is actually a great fucking point.

First why the fuck would they have sex organs at all?

Second if the above is not true, how would they know how to create the sex organs?

Third, can they shapeshift themselves penises?

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

Can Steven change his penis into a vagina?

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

Only if you shapeshift your disgusting pig nose into something more pleasant.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

I'm fucking calling it, they are gonna eventually have an episode where they tell everyone he has a fucking pussy instead of a dick or has both to be "progressive"

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

Probably

but then what if it's like cat fingers 2.0, and he can't stop forming vaginas everywhere

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

implying you wouldn't want to be pinned to the wall below this wall of a man

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

implying Steven will ever be anything more than a fat retard

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

Even in the fanart he's still disgusting.

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

First why the fuck would they have sex organs at all?
That all depends on whether Gems were created by another species that did reproduce sexually, or if they weren't. If nothing else, they're fun to play around with.
Second if the above is not true, how would they know how to create the sex organs?
I'd guess through observation and study.
Third, can they shapeshift themselves penises?
Yes, and I want Holly Blue to pound my ass into a moist cavern of shameful pleasure.

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

he still has cankles

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

Why are you even this salty? It's a cartoon. Are you going to complain that it is 2D next?

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

The better to hold up the proletariat with, dear comrade.

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

using the word salty

I'm sorry, are you implying Steven isn't a retard or isn't fat?

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

I think he's ugly. How is that being salty?

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

well the animation is objectively terrible

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

even Pepe Universe is less ugly than Steven
Makes me think.

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

Yes.

Also why do you like the show if not Steven?

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

replying to obvious shitposters fishing for responses

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

lookup animation software they use
something called Toon Boon
Hannibal, Princess and the Frog, Archer, Star, Kim Possible, South Park, Adventure Time, and a shitload of other comics

How the fuck are they still so bad? I could have sworn they used fucking Flash animation

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

opinions that are different than mine are shitposters
You should go to your SU general if these mean comments upset you.

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

For the waifus.

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

He may just be a really really obsessive waifufag that hates the show beyond his object of his obsession.

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

Haha, oh wow, called it.

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

Steven is ugly
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU WAIFUFAG BTFO

????

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

He literally said he was a waifufag. Also I said may. If you use cruise control for posts explicitly speculative then I'd hate to see what your posts look like when you are dealing with someone who is actually unreasonable.

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

Who the fuck said I liked the show? God damnit you are autistic

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

He literally said he was a waifufag.
implying Steven will ever be anything more than a fat retard

Do me a favor and point out where in "implying Steven will ever be anything more than a fat retard" I said I was literally a waifufag

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

So you're basically cruising around Sup Forums, looking for things to shit on.

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

they suck put organic life
not the micro and macro minerals necessary for carbon based life to evolve

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

So you're basically cruising around Sup Forums, looking for things to shit on.

You realize that is 90% of the content on every fucking board right? How new are you?

Ryder Jones
Ryder Jones

The alternative to being a waifufag in this situation actually worse.

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

It's fun to make fun of things, who knew?

Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

haha, I saw this one user shitpost when I first got here yesterday so I better shitpost to to fit in, haha, get a load of these newfags not shitposting and actually discussing comics and cartoons

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

I imagine Pearl would go nuts and kill anyone who would dare to fall in love with Rose

Andrew White
Andrew White

Most gems form naturally, the ones at the kindergarten where force to form as soon as possible for the war

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

watchign shows you don't like

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

I wanna know how rose managed to get so many forces to turn on homeworld and how only three people survived besides her

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

It's canon that Pearl was fine with Rose having lovers. It wasn't until Greg that she had a problem with it because he was more than just a fling.

Grayson Diaz
Grayson Diaz

You know, there's always Reddit and Tumblr if you want a filtered echochamber. I'm not saying you should get out, but I just want you to keep it in mind.

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

They all come from kindergartens.

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

So pearl is a literal cuckold and rose is a whore?

Owen Reyes
Owen Reyes

I wanna know how rose managed to get so many forces to turn on homeworld

It was told how she turned several of them

You can be free Pearl
You can build whatever you want, Bismuth
You wont be stoned by the sharia court for existing, Garnet

how only three people survived besides her

Only the ones she shielded with her soundproof bubble survived the diamonds fired off their song-nuke

Juan James
Juan James

Are kinda brain washed to do whatever they're ordered to do, so Rose and her rebels would capture their defeated enemies and show them what life would be like when their thinking on their own.

Most gems would turn coat once Rose open their eyes. Plus she had a godly healing power that kept her army alive. The only reason why there was three of them left was when Home World DROPPED A FUCKING NUKE on all of them. Drestorying most, corrupting who ever survived

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

As someone that doesnt watch the show, why did homeworld not just continue their goals after dropping the nuke and wiping out the resistance?

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

Who likes to think that those gem flowers are actually shattered roses.

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

like to Wong Foo level

kinky boots had pleb tier wigs

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

was entirely ready to believe that White diamond could have been a fusion, since magenta+cyan+yellow = white and it would also explain why she's the strongest diamond, the least often seen, and the idea of the supreme leader secretly using something their own faction forbids is a pretty interesting trope
realize there's tons of in universe reasons it couldn't be possible and it doesn't line up with the lore

Also, if Yellow Diamond only cares about Earth because of the cluster, and if Blue Diamond cares about Earth because "it's Pink's" and also is clearly capable of empathizing with the humans (even if she only maintains the zoo in memory of Pink rather than any actual love for them) and the Earth has been deemed unsuitable for colonization, why bother sending hostile forces to Earth to begin with when the Cluster is going to emerge from Earth regardless? In fact why aren't Yellow and Blue working together to extrude the Cluster with as little collateral damage as possible?

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

Pearl was never in an actual relationship with Rose as far as we know, she just really really wanted to be. So no, not a literal cuckold.

Rose slept with a bunch of people over the years, but I doubt she actually whored herself out at any point. If you lived for millennia would you really spend your time waiting for the one person you plan to settle down with?

Easton Sanchez
Easton Sanchez

What sort of fantasy world do you live in where you think that's even a remote possibility?

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

Cause YD wants the planet where her sister died GONE. Funnily enough her emotional outburst about this managed to turn her loyal servant away who helped them deactivate the Cluster.

Thats somehow even worse, letting someone pine over your for 5000 years.

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

Is Pearl a virgin?

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

Has Greg ever fused before?

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

Shit, you got me good.

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

Of course she did.We are talking Pearl

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

eh, he's probably not skilled enough to make a change that complicated, plus the weirdness of it would probably fuck with his emotions and thus his ability to do it

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

He could probably turn his dick into a pussy, if that's what you mean. Though the only way he could turn it back is to get his dick wet.

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

No,I don't get it

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

They place a super weapon in the earth that was going to destroy in a chaotic mess

They didn't want to place anything important on the planet's surface while this weapon was growing. After the weapon breaks out of the planet Homeworld would turn the hollow out planet into a real gem world colony

Rose and her rebels had no idea that this weapon was under them. All Rose knew was that Homeworld was going to destroy the Earth

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

I'd be down

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

Rose and her rebels had no idea that this weapon was under them. All Rose knew was that Homeworld was going to destroy the Earth

So couldn't Homeworld just have pulled back and let the core slowly do its work? If they were going to war with them cause they didn't give a damn about the casualties that'd be pretty fucking cool

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

implying Sup Forums (or any other board) isn't also an echochamber

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

Well we don't really know the full timeline of the war yet, so the cluster weapon thing might have been something Homeworld went with once it became apparent that the rebellion wasn't going well.
And I could see Homeworld not caring about casualties in the war, since the homeworld gems have way less individuality and are pretty replaceable.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

desu the show is not very good

Jace Young
Jace Young

Peridot says it outright, when the homeworlders realized they are going to lose the war and pink diamond got shattered they just gave up on earth as a "viable colony" and killed off all the gems on the surface and merged them into the cluster.

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

Alternative theory: Gems can absorb DNA through osmosis. So all Greg had to do was nut on Rose anywhere on her body (or on the gem) and it absorbed the DNA to make Steven.

A blowjob is also fine.

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

he can grow vaginas and penises on any part of his body

Evan Turner
Evan Turner

It's 100% canon and has been stated by staff that Rose shapeshifted a vagina and womb to create steven.

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

Ain't nothing magic about it.

Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

Yup Pearl was a sex slang cuck (closer tk a swinger) since she watched and was cool with it until Greg. Greg was a pest because Rose actually "loved" him. I mean hell, she loved the guy so much she sacrificed her life for childbirth. So it effectively jumped from cuck/swinging to actual cheating in Pearl's eyes, but then again Rose probably never thought there was a relationship with her and Pearl because she's dense as a rock.

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

Well, that's that then.

I like my legendary frog reference more though.

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

Yes. With Rose.

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

https://youtu.be/ZHuBD-kJHcQ?t=79

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

Does anyone have the images of the /pol/ user with the Iron Giant images deconstructing SU?

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

I can't think for myself and wish to bathe in the radiance of someone who can

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

Rose is a xenobiologist. It's why she can genetically engineer plants. She wrote her own imitation human DNA.

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

Actually I want to prove a point to someone that if you look hard enough, you can see anything you want to at all in something.

Noah White
Noah White

Its not hard to see the pattern, she worked with plants, made Lion then went on to making a human. Except, instead of some frankeinstein shit she did it the traditional way and decided to make it a hybrid. The whole reason she revolted is because she wanted to preserve the terran biosphere

Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

hurr durr cal arts animation

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

It'd be like that one hentai with all the holes.

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

S-source?

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

https://youtu.be/KyMxVjWGqbI

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

Quartzes are canonically soldiers tho.

Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

Rose is canonically a weirdo.

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

implying anons don't disagree and shitpost for the sake of starting arguments

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

Hilarious

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

How many fucking soldier gems do they have?

Christian Price
Christian Price

I don't assume that'd turn her into a xenobiologist tho
Well they are conquerors. Not many aliens give up the life force of their planet willingly.

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

Gravity falls and star look fine. It's just SU that looks garbage consistently. Cal Arts is overused and it's not very good other than cost efficiency but it's not literally the worst, it's just bad.

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

would turn the hollow out planet into a real gem world
No the cluster will be bigger than earth meaning its gravity will rip the entire planet apart and ad it to the cluster.

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Nah, its hardlight body taking form would rip it apart. Its the same anyway.

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

What if one of the Crystal Gems morphed into Rose and Steven fucked her, what would that be called?

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

Friendly reminder that its HEAVILY implied that Amethyst and Greg did exactly that.

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

Because they killed Pink Diamond, an act that has affected the Diamond Authority to this day. We know Yellow is coping by trying to blow earth up, and Blue is crying a lot and clinging to everything that reminds her of Pink. We don't know what White is up to.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

We need a draw friend in this.

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

White's been unseen for thousands of years because she was actual a fusion of yellow blue and pink

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

That's a shitty theory and you should feel shitty for posting it.

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

Its the new "ROSE IS PINK DIAMOND!"

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

implying rose isn't pink diamond
implying she didn't possess a rose quarts with her mind powers
implying she didn't then fake her death due to the stress of running an empire

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Thats just clinging to a jossed theory and you know it.

Reminds me the times when everone thought Lapis would be a recurring antagonist.

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

dense as a rock
HAH!

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

Friendly reminder that it's HEAVILY implied that Sapphire wants to suck my dick as Ruby pegs me. It's also HEAVILY implied that I'm clever enough to pick these things up and am not projecting desires and passing them off as implications.

James Cruz
James Cruz

That reminds me of the theories on lapis being blue diamond or blue diamond being a fusion and lapis being part of it

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

Reminds me of the theory of Connie having some gem DNA and that's why she could get magic spit cures and can fuse. They say this because she has a lot to do with knowledge and vision as the blue gems seem to have, and Blue diamond at the time (after they took peridot to the moon) sorta seemed to have Muslim elements.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

Maybe you should watch the episode wherre Amy shapeshifts into Rose and makes Greg uncomfortable.

Brandon Flores
Brandon Flores

Yeah because an old best friend who you've recently reconnected with become the exact form of your dead wife would normally ve a comforting thing unless you've ficked like that.

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yLiH1XOqJd

I need back up harmonizers

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1626slQW3q4
Yes my diamond

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

Pretty sure he's just a boy with a gem.

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

Anyone think white diamond incorporated the shards of pink diamond into the cluster. Once the cluster inevitably returns will pink diamond take control of the hive mind?

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

nah

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

you can build whatever you want Bismuth
No not that bismuth i have to bubble you now

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

you can build anything you want Bismuth!
COOL I WANNA BUILD WEAPONS AND SMASH THE BOURGEOIS AND THEN SHATTER THEM AND KILL THEM FORVER
Bismuth, you know that every single Crystal Gem including you is a homeworld defector, right?
I SHATTER U TO ROSE QUARTZ

She is an absolute retard.

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

heh

David Jackson
David Jackson

Don't forget they don't have DNA so how chromosome works?

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

Most likely Steven is just a genetic clone of Greg. Or some space magic recombines gem data into it, the fuck knows, Rose didnt let him inherit her gem without a good reason for sure,.

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

how would they know how to create the sex organs?
it's magic. I don't mean that in a 'stop asking questions' way, I mean their powers just bypass that stuff.

I highly doubt Steven knows the anatomical nature of a brain, vocal chords, etc. Yet he was able to shapeshift from his body multiple cat heads that could vocalize and had instincts and could react to pain independently of his and such.

Charles Lewis
Charles Lewis

One can only wonder why the fuck gems have those useless breasts

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

They might as well be writhing masses of hardlight tentacles but they are still humanoid

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

they're about as useless as a peacocks tail or a lion's mane
hint: nearly every mammal in the world, even most monkeys, do not have the fibrous tissue and fat that give human breasts their shape. they just have mammary glands and milk ducts

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

Or some space magic recombines gem data into it, the fuck knows,
Well there's Gemetics which means they have a kind of DNA, whether it's DNA or not. But it's possible Steven is, like , mostly Greg, with some DNA that allows him to harness Rose's Gem. It's possible he possesses both their Genomes completely, too or, at least, a recombination of Greg's Genome.

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

fun fact: human breasts are actually pretty shittily designed for nursing, that's why they sell nursing cups that fit onto nipples so babies don't get a face full of tits when they're trying to get a drink

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

You need back up in general.
While were at it, why "his" and "him"?

Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

that's sexual selection for you. ALso our comically large penises

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

POOR LITTLE CHALCEDONY

BUST: NONE

two incredible references in one episode

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Why would you assume that? Greg literally did that and Pearl never even raised a hand against him

Adam Roberts
Adam Roberts

Why are his calves bigger than his quads?

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

Homeworld Lapis when?

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

I thought that was the point of Sup Forums, and if you found something that you like its a bonus.

This guy thinks we're here to have fun or some shit

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

comically large penises
yeah okay guy. Keep dreaming.

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

Well, compared to other apes the human penis looks pretty abnormal.

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

Main Jasper's gem is on her nose and looks like a nose
Skinny Jasper's gem is on her belly and looks like a bellybutton
Does this mean that jasper gems' take the form of their location?

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

Can someone draw this

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

Interesting... And, the hairĀ“s little ruby?

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

They all look like old fashioned strongmen with tiny moustaches.

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

uh-oh

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

Plenty.

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