Alonzo Harris is now the MC of the last movie you watched

>Alonzo Harris is now the MC of the last movie you watched

Did it just get better or worse?

Worse.
If he replaced Danny Archer he'd be just another black man in Africa

>American Gangster

Stays exactly the same

I'm about 90% sure RDJ's performance in Tropic Thunder was based on him.

>Terminator 2

Pretty much the same movie.

Alonzo legit seems more ruthless than Frank Lucas.

freddy vs. jason. Its better now

Quigley Down Under

Zo in Oz

>Replaces Johnny Depp's character in Black Mass.

Probably wouldn't work in 70's-90's Boston.

>Alonzo Harris as Brian Clough

GOD, YES! ALONZO HARRIS WINNING BACK TO BACK EUROPEAN CLUBS WITH THE MEME TEAM! PLEASE MAKE IT SO!

>DON RILEY AIN'T GOT TWO SHITS ON ME

it writes itself

The Hulk (2008)

Sure. Anything to make it more interesting.

Jennifer's Body
100% better

The fuck were you doing watching that shit?

>MI: Ghost Protocol
Damn, wildcard! Better. Doing a Mission Impossible marathon, Rogue Nation kinoest of all is next.

Marshall.

I mean yeah sure he'd fit right in as a fat jew laywer.

It actually becomes a good film

>Blade Runner 2049
Why does Alonzo Harris have a holowaifu?

I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard..

>K-Pax
Hmmh

Just watched Last Boyscout, so not much changes at all actually (replacing Willis obviously)

Because he fucks prostitutes on the regular, but still wants a supportive woman's voice telling him how great he is after he's nutted.

It's gonna be weird for sure.

Well, this is akward....

Happy Death Day, seeing him die over and over and be part of a sorority would be amazing

>Battle of the Sexes

Uuuuhhhhhhhhh yeah a whole lot better

>K-Pax
brainwashing: the movie

Blade runner 49

Well at least it makes the film interesting

>Alonzo Harris is now the Dread Pirate Roberts

Movie got worse but fuck is it interesting