Will Smith Will Star In Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

http://deadline.com/2017/01/will-smith-dumbo-tim-burton-disney-movie-bad-boys-for-life-1201883196/

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http://deadline.com/2017/01/will-smith-dumbo-tim-burton-disney-movie-bad-boys-for-life-1201883196/
http://ijr.com/2016/09/705025-director-tim-burton-has-a-controversial-response-when-asked-why-there-are-no-black-people-in-his-movies/
https://youtu.be/ZxFD7Tk8Kps
https://youtu.be/U3NoDEu7kpg
http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/753279/Dumbo-live-action-Will-Smith-Tom-Hanks-Tim-Burton-Disney-remakes-The-Ringmaster
Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

I guess Tim got tired of his wacky fuckboy Johnny Depp's boypussy.

Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

Ear jokes incoming

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

As one of the nigger crows?

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

So that's it huh, we some kinda Disney Presents Tim Burton's DUMBO

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

Johnny's fucking his ex

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

He better perform a new clean rap for the soundtrack.

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

Are there any monkeys in this film? Haven't seen it in a long time.

James Russell
James Russell

Didn't you just read who'll star in it?

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

Am I having a stroke?

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

next stop MCU and freedom from the shit heap that is DC

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

Wiki-wawa
Uh, wiki-wawa
HAHA

Yeah, check it out, Dumbo's my name
But ya'll might know me as the Flying Elephant
Yeah, high above the world, everyone else look like ants
No wackier sight, other than maybe a bear wearing pants

WHOOO
Haha

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

Live-Action
/tv/

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

Boy, what a steaming pile of shitty negativity this thread is.

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

The crows will probably be omitted due to political correctness or they'll be given British accents or something.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

Is there a single animated Disney movie that they aren't going to remake in live-action?

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

Atlantis. :ยด(

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

Why would there ever need to be a Dumbo remake
why

Cooper Johnson
Cooper Johnson

Probably the ones that didn't do financially well, like atlantis or treasure planet.

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

eat shit like me and like it!

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

Isn't name and elephant supposed to rhyme?

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

Depiction of a black gang from the depression era is seen as offensive
Depiction of a black gang today is seen as acceptable, even if it uses way more negative stereotypes

Never change, society.

John Richardson
John Richardson

Dude it's not cool to make fun of his ears like that

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

You know exactly what he was cast for.

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

First thing I literally thought of was the crows.

David Flores
David Flores

Dude, even Black Cauldron is getting a live reboot

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

British accents or something.
There is a way around this

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

Home on the Range

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

I actually wouldn't mind seeing a Live Action Pinocchio Movie

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

Even better, replace them with modern black entertainers and let the movie end with a pop song and all the characters dancing.

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Prydain books are getting a new adaptation, which probably won't be like The Black Cauldron film at all.

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

treasure planet
They better fucking for pic related alone.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

So, seriously, he's going to be playing the mouse, right?

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

Go watch Little Otik.

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

McFarlene please

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

the actress' costume is worse than all the cool cosplay ones.
that or CGI.

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

You say that as if CGI grills weren't fuckable.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

What

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

But will smith is the whitest black guy around. They should pick someone who fits the stereotype better

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

It exists, the Jonathan Taylor Thomas film from the 90s is fucking brilliant iirc

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

Just watch Stargate, or better, watch Stargate sg1

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

tim burton..... + dumbo?

tim burton + dumbo?

tim burton
+
dumbo

wha

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

live action dumbo
what the fuck
directed by tim burton
what the fuck
starring will smith
what the fuck

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

But every animated animation on earth today has a character talking like a black sassy woman

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

Expect his oh so unique style of making everything shitty and weird so it distracts from the story and becomes an eyesore. I'm sure hot topic will make a good profit selling shirts of it.

Brody Gonzalez
Brody Gonzalez

How the fuck do you make a live action dumbo

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

there are more than enough already

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

Kids need to know

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

You're trying waay too hard.

Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

What a fresh new idea.

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

Well, if I know anything about Tim Burton, it will involve millions of black & white spirals.

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

Apparently they're making a live-action Lion King movie.
There's not even any humans in that shit. Atleast with the Jungle Book you still had Mowgli be played by an actual kid.
I don't get it.

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

Is this because of those big ear jokes from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

Johnny's fucking his ex
Bonham Carter? The number of films Burton had them play a couple I wouldn't have thought that would be a deal breaker for him. I always assumed he was angling for a 3-way.

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

And it's probably going to be brought to attention that Dumbo is deformed (not "he looks silly" like how the original movie handled it, actual "he's got a genetic mutation" shit) and probably going to have some elephants being murdered at some point.

Because whimsical childrens movies are for fucking pussies.

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

tfw Danny Elfman will score this piece of shit
tfw a Danny Elfman produced Will Smith rap will never become real

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Why would they not

Double the money

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

Pink Elephants on Parade gonna fuck you up man

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

all the elephants in the circus are Asian, with tiny ears
Dumbo has large ears, like an African one
Really makes you think.

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

Donald_duck.webm

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

His father was one of the worker elephant bulls.

And that's will smiths character and they'll lock him up instead of his mother.

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

http://ijr.com/2016/09/705025-director-tim-burton-has-a-controversial-response-when-asked-why-there-are-no-black-people-in-his-movies/

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

Wait they're finally giving the series a proper adaptation?

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

He'll be the mouse that helps dumbo

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

Tim Burton
Will Smith
Dumbo movie
Could your expectations be any lower for this movie?

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

I'd watch a Burton-directed Pinocchio movie

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

Jaden plays the lead

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

Burton?

Does this mean it will be some kind of nightmare Freak Circus where every animal has some kind of abnormality like giant ears?

And I'm pretty sure the pink elephants sequence will be there too...in claymation

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Why are these artsy types such degenerates?

Austin Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez

listen to old DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince
actually really like it
he gets popular
can't rap unless Nas is writing everything for him

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

Probably this

Expect Dumbo to fit perfectly in a circus with things like short necked giraffes, orange spotted gorillas, two headed lions, and giant nosed ostriches.

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

Well the crows be in it?

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Disney Horned King is the most iconic part of the entire property. You can bet that no matter what happens, he's still gonna be depicted as some kinda Lich dude instead of a guy wearing antlers in Disney's new series.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they BS some way out of being True Name'd by Gwydion and they end up replacing the lich in Taran Wanderer with him.

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

will smith is the whitest black guy around
Come on now.

James Long
James Long

as a crow?

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

Will Smith Will Star

2017s hottest new anime

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

Why are blue collar fucks such prudes?

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

Brian Gumbel makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

Does Will Smith need even MORE money?

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

We obviously need more movies where he plays the same guy.

Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor

this is just retarded...you ever been to truck-stop bathroom?

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

He's also not an actor. Might aswell bring up Colin Powell and Grant Hill at that point.

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

That's not what a joke is.

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

How fucking young are you?

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

it's funny how it's still okay to refer to behaviors and speech patterns as black or white

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

Will it be hot?

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake
why
Will Smith
why
Tim Burton
why

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

Tim please stop remaking Disney Movies.

Is the last good TB movie Sweeney Todd?

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

Full list of Disney's planned live-action releases.

Bill Condon's BEAUTY & THE BEAST, starring Emma Watson and Dan Stevens.

Jon Favreau's THE JUNGLE BOOK 2,starring Neel Sethi.

Jon Favreau's THE LION KING.

Tim Burton's DUMBO, starring Will Smith.

Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN.

MALEFICENT 2, starring Angelina Jolie.

CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone.

TINKERBELL, starring Reese Witherspoon.

SNOW WHITE. No director attached.

PRINCE CHARMING. No director attached.

MULAN. No director attached.

PETER PAN. No director attached.

THE LITTLE MERMAID. No director attached.

THE SWORD IN THE STONE. No director attached.

NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN. No director attached.

CHIP 'N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS. No director attached.

ROSE RED, a movie about Snow White's rebellious younger sister. No director attached.

GENIES, a spin-off of ALADDIN centered on the origin of the Genie. No director attached.

Marc Foster's CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, centered on an adult Christopher Robin reuniting with his childhood companions led by Winnie the Pooh.

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

Older than you, chances are.

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

Park ride adaptations.

Joachim Ronning & Espen Sandberg's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES, starring Johnny Depp and Javier Bardem.

Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, starring Ryan Gosling.

JUNGLE CRUISE, starring Dwayne Johnson. Reportedly centers on a rugged explorer who guides a group of researchers through a perilous jungle to retrieve a rare flower.

Jon Turteltaub's IT'S A SMALL WORLD.

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

Adaptations.

Ava DuVarney's A WRINKLE IN TIME, starring Storm Reid and Chris Pine.

Kenneth Branagh's ARTEMIS FOWL.

James Mangold's CAPTAIN NEMO.

Lasse Hallstrom's THE NUTCRACKER AND THE FOUR REALMS.

INSPECTOR GADGET. No director attached.

DELIAH DIRK, centered on the adventures of a young treasure hunter.

ROCKETEERS, centered on a young woman who adopts the mantle of the Rocketeer at the height of the Cold War to prevent the jetpack technology from falling into the wrong hands.

OLIVER TWIST, starring Ice Cube as Fagin.

NOTTINGHAM & HOOD, a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque buddy adventure movie centered on Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Nottingham.

DOM QUIXOTE, a "Pirates of the Caribbean"-esque version of the chronicles of Dom Quixote and Sancho.

THE CHRONICLES OF PRYDAIN, a revamp of "The Black Cauldron" centered on an adventurous stable boy who must protect the kingdom from a monstrous army raised by the sinister Horned King.

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

Sequels & Remakes.

Gary Marshall's MARY POPPINS RETURNS, starring Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins, with Meryl Streep and Lin-Manuel Miranda.

DISENCHANTED, starring Amy Adams.

SKY HIGH 2.

Seth Grahame-Smith's SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES

SPLASH, starring Channing Tatum as the Merman and Jillian Bell as the human he falls in love with.

Christopher James
Christopher James

PRINCE CHARMING. No director attached.

who gives a fuck about Prince Charming?

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

Originals.

James Ponsoldt's WILD CITY, "a family drama with fantastical elements".

James Bobin's TRIBYVILLE, "a period piece musical comedy".

HAPPILY EVER AFTER. Centers on a beautiful princess and charming prince that decide to separate after 10 years of marriage, sending shockwaves through their fairy tale community.

THE WATER MAN, centered on father and son who must mend their strained relationship and work together to find a magical man known as "The Water Man", who might be able to cure the boy's mother from a terminal illness. Starring David Oyelowo and Oprah Winfrey as the parents.

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, centered on a workholic police detective who receives help from Santa Claus to reconnect with his estranged son. Starring Kevin Hart as Santa.

Mark Waters's MAGIC CAMP. Centers on a banker who returns to a magic camp he attended as a child to reclaim a prize that eluded him. Starring Adam Devine and Gillian Jacobs.

DR. Q. Centered on an immigrant farmworker who manages to put himself through medical school and become an acclaimed neurosurgeon.

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

This year is going to suck cock.

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

No Big Thunder Mountain Railroad adaptation
No Matterhorn Bobsleds adaptation
No Journey into Imagination adaptation
No Carousel of Progress adaptation
Haunted Mansion adaptation is in purgatory because it's fucking Guillermo Del Toro

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

MARY POPPINS RETURNS

oh god no. leave it you monsters. you can;t build on perfection

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

No cinematic universe based around the Society of Explorers and Adventurers to tie all these theme park ride movies together.

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

Genies
Night on Bald Mountain
Im interested...
Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, starring Ryan Gosling.
better then Eddie Murphey.

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

CHIP 'N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

SKY HIGH 2
I'm more confused than anything.

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

Don't do this to me. They could even save the Tower of Terror by making a movie for it be based off the Tokyo version, then if they decide to get rid of the Twilight Zone elements, they could just take Tokyos story and apply it to the Florida and Paris ones.

RIP California Tower.

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

This works, since all those happy workers looked like black men.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

Supervillain school. It writes itself!

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

user I just want to say thank you for this comment.

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

There's a secret supervillain school.
The biggest supervillain sends his son to infiltrate Sky High
He falls in love with a qt and realizes he likes being a hero
Butts heads with the a dudebro jock from a all-superhero family
Jock goes mad with power, becomes villain
Villain kid must prove himself a true hero and win his classmates's trust to save the day
Put Will as a new teacher or something

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

Yes

John Collins
John Collins

Animation is what born them, maintained them and resurrected them from the depths of irrelevancy in the 80s.

Is it over then? has the era of Disney Animation as a whole officially languished?

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

Will any of these have Jack Black on it?

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

Channing Tatum as a merman
I can dig it.

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

this is gonna be great

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone.

A live action movie of a hot actress wanting to skin some dogs.

WTF Disney I don't want this

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone.

How are they gonna make Cruella sympathetic and the hero of the story, Sup Forums?

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

So they can let a whole new generation experience the amazing pink elephant scene and Baby Mine vividly.

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

You work for Disney Channel huh?

Screenshot that, it's almost guaranteed to be the actual plot.
Maybe genderswapped but yeah.

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

Are there any monkeys in this film?

Well according to OP it already has two.

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

Cruella is an introverted, but talented aspiring fashion designer.

Gets a job at a prestigious boutique run by a ruthless female fashion mogul.

Befriends dog-lover Anita and falls in love with songwriter Roger Radcliffe, who also loves dogs. Cruella does not get along with Roger's puppy, Pogo.

Cruella hates dogs because she grew up very poor and her only dress got shredded by a mean neighborhood dog one day.

It was a dalmatian.

Cruella meets a handsome designer who romances her, but then betrays her and steals her designs for a rival brand.

Cruella's boss advises her to become heartless to succeed. Cruella does something heartless reluctantly. Inherits the company but loses Roger, who marries Anita.

They have 101 dalmatians, which Cruella hates because it reminds her of the life she could've had. They're also a wild and disruptive bunch.

The guy that betrayed her is now her main rival and planning a new line of furred coats, one of the stolen designs.

Cruella becomes obsessed with beating him by making a coat out of the dalmatians.

Roger and Anita try to stop her, but Cruella is too far gone in her heartlessness.

A chance encounter with her ex-boss shows that while the boss was very succesful in her prime, people have now forgotten her, she sacrificed her friends to get ahead and has no family to cherish her once fame is gone.

Cruella can't bring herself to skin the puppies in the end because she has heart.

Helps Roger and Anita rescue them from the evil rival.

Becomes rich with a new line of coats for puppies, meets Mr. Right and lives happily ever after.

Roger and Anitta give her a dalmatian as a wedding present.

Screencap this.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN.

Okay, this one could be pretty fucking sweet. I can imagine Brad Pitt as Aladdin, Alan Ford as the sultan (he's really old now), Vinnie Jones as the genie, and Benicio del Toro as Jafar.

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

Not really controversial. "they don't fit the setting, they don't fit the setting."

Rather Liked Billy Dee Williams/Harvey Dent

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

Maybe, be way more fucked up. If that's even possible.

Evan Watson
Evan Watson

by the time this films benicio won't be able to make any noises that remotely resemble words

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

Can't hate Del Toro or Dwayne Johnson. I'll watch both of those.

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

atlantis or treasure planet.

Those would be amazing if done properly.
But after Maleficent? No I don't trust them anymore.

I mean I actually did like some things about the movie Maleficent, but she doesn't even turn into a fucking dragon.

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

Okay, have Jason Statham as Jafar then. Benicio del Toro can voice Abu or Iago.

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

They got Kurt Russel back in shape, use him before he burns out.

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

OLIVER TWIST, starring Ice Cube as Fagin.

I had to google this just to make sure it was true

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

Did you really remove my post that said "will he play as one of the nigger crows?" Because they are a memorable part of Disney's original Dumbo movie and they will not be forgotten.

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

This whole thing sounds completely believable, dear lord.

Jayden Brown
Jayden Brown

Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN.
When I heard the word, I dreaded the live action remakes, now I leament on what will never be because of the shit shows to come before it.

We will never get to see Jason Statham play Alladin.

Jose Hughes
Jose Hughes

This makes me wonder...what would happen if they made a live action version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame? Would they keep the scene where Frollo breathes into Esmeralda's hair?

Also seeing the original animated movie in theatres was already intense. How intense would a faithful adaption to the old movie be?

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

okay emma watson looks like emma watson. fuck this live action shit. could of cast an unknown actress instead.

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

SPLASH, starring Channing Tatum as the Merman and Jillian Bell as the human he falls in love with.

How in the world?
Is this still gonna be under Touchstone?
Because I can't see this remake happening under regular Disney without them changing everything.

Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

Marc Foster's CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, centered on an adult Christopher Robin reuniting with his childhood companions led by Winnie the Pooh.
is this true or are you bullshitting?

if this is the case, they better fucking get jim cummings to voice Pooh and Tigger. I know it's probably given, but there's no god damn way I'll accept any celeb playing pooh.

Still annoyed they didnt use him for Kaa the snake yet they thought ScarJo was a good idea.

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

Gary Marshall's MARY POPPINS RETURNS, starring Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins, with Meryl Streep and Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Not using Julie Andrews again as an aged Marry Poppins.

Shameful.

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

I don't understand.
Why all these remakes/additions to animated movies? Why?

I mean I know the answer is easy money...but still why?

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

Starring Kevin Hart as Santa
I'm not sure how to respond to this

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

I mean I know the answer is easy money...but still why?
If you're trying to find a deeper meaning than that you won't find it.

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

Are they gonna bond over their ear size?

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

Tim "I Can't Adapt Things For Shit" Burton
Will "Same Cringe-Inducing Personality In Every Movie" Smith
Another Disney remake

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

How come these movies are even considered "live-action"? Most of them contain more animation than real sets or actors. Take The Jungle Book for instance. There was one live, human actor in the film. The rest was completely CGI. The locations, animals, etc. were CGI. They were all computer animation. How come an almost entirely computer-animated movie is still considered "live-action" instead of animation?

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

How edgy is Tim gonna make this one?

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

SPLASH, starring Channing Tatum as the Merman and Jillian Bell as the human he falls in love with.
NO.

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

Not that edgy

I think he's trying to move away from that shit

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

Marc Foster's CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, centered on an adult Christopher Robin reuniting with his childhood companions led by Winnie the Pooh.
Will there be baseball?

David Peterson
David Peterson

CGI
Animation
pick one.

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

Animation.

Because it's definitely animated.

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

if there's no pen involved, it's shit.

Jack Green
Jack Green

He even married an Asian chick at one point. That's super white

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

Live-action Dumbo remake

It's gonna be 99% CGI, why are they calling it live-action?

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

Well....I guess if the main character is a real person, then it counts as live action? Of course these movies should put under live action/animation.

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

Pens are involved just as much as they were in the last decade's worth of cartoons.

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

user, I still don't understand how they're gonna make that movie.

naked man shows up and immediately starts making out with the woman

Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

a black person marrying an east Asian person is white

That's makes no fucking sense.

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

alternatively

it's just 90 minutes of emma stone killing and skinning puppies
all real time, one shot, very tasteful, including a 15 minute section where she steps outside to have smoke and look at her phone

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

Marc Foster's CHRISTOPHER ROBIN, centered on an adult Christopher Robin reuniting with his childhood companions led by Winnie the Pooh.
I hope Pooh is a total smartass.

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

Will Smith Will Star In Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake
I hate everything about this sentence, not individually but as altogether.

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

i just hope they get pooh's voice actor.

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

literally "not muh"

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

THE SWORD IN THE STONE
They better keep the squirrel scene.

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

The Hunchback of Notre Dame because normies wouldn't be able to handle it.

David Long
David Long

Pooh has to sound like Pooh. That's common sense.
literally the best 90's disney film. Incredibly underrated. Had some amazing art and animation. Also the songs were superb.

https://youtu.be/ZxFD7Tk8Kps
https://youtu.be/U3NoDEu7kpg

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

Bambi maybe? Or the Rescuers Down Under?

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

Pocahontas.
Every non-modern Disney princess has a live action movie in development but her.

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

The Great Mouse Detective?

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

They don't have Vincent Price to make it good so they literally cannot do it.

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

If they do it right now they could use Tim Curry, he'd be like the next best thing.

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

CHIP 'N DALE: RESCUE RANGERS. No director attached.
Wat

Jason King
Jason King

Genie
Too soon and too late

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

Live action remake
Will Smith
Tim Burton
3 things that should've been forgotten, but haven't.

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

I think he'll play the mouse.

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

There's nothing in that headline that I don't hate

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

So they're bringing back the crows? I hope they do, they were fun.

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

CGI would be preferable honestly her facial structure wouldn't work with just make-up

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

She'll be played by Scarjo.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

you saying he's some kind of Dumbo?

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

no one can replace vinny price.

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

I love Curry, but Ratigan was strictly a Price role.

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN.
CRUELLA, starring Emma Stone.
NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN. No director attached.

These actually sound vaguely interesting.

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

How's his speech these days? I remember he's almost recovered from the stroke in terms of talking, but has a bit trouble with slow delivery now.

Ryan Roberts
Ryan Roberts

Pretty sure he's gonna play the mouse.
Probably.

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

So he's one of the crows?

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

A live action movie of a hot actress wanting to skin some dogs.

What are you, gay?

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

He's starring as Dumbo. Look at his enormous ears.

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

'Dumbo' Remake
Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake
Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake
Will Smith Will Star In Tim Burton's Live-Action 'Dumbo' Remake

Why? Why any of these things?

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

Mini Will Smith talking to a CGI elephant.

Oh yes please. I don't think he's regretting life choices enough.

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

Damn, they are doubling down on their IP.
Instead of coming up with something new, they've become a simulacrum of themselves.

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

I just hope he does a rap for it

Adam Young
Adam Young

That would be cool but you know it would be more censored than the original

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

Pooh has a freak accident when on a honey binge, ending his life
He's conscious of how his funeral proceedings go
His friends lament, though are relieved at his passing
Pooh gets enveloped by shadows, dragging him underground
The 100-acre wood is ablaze, tree trunks roar like false lions.
Midst the raining ash, Pooh stumbles across the previous batter's desiccated corpse
Picking up the bat, lightning skitters across the wood, leaps to the arm, coils there like a cat.
For being such bastard in life, he must play baseball to earn his redemption.
His opponents incarnations of the people he betrayed in life
However the hell here has brought freedom to the forest: freedom from all laws, even those of nature.

It can be spiritual successor to Constantine

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

that would be terrifying

we need to entertain the kids, ideas man, not scar them for life

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

doesn't even know chappelle's show
superiority complex

chances are you're underage

William Parker
William Parker

AYYO HOL UP

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

Everything about this is awful

Carson White
Carson White

Guy Ritchie's ALADDIN

that actually might be pretty fucking dope

MULAN
there's no way in hell this will end well

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

Guillermo Del Toro's THE HAUNTED MANSION, starring Ryan Gosling.
see:

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

He was the Criminologist in a Rocky Horror "remake" recently, he definitely seemed to only be hanging on by a thread.

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

Two wrongs make a white.

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

Tim Burton
Dumbo
Will Smith

What a trifecta of shittiness. I wonder if the racist crows will still be in it

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

I doubt it he didn't make the boat scene in Willy Wonka even half as fucked up as the original

William Gray
William Gray

Gilbert is still Iago.

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

Good luck finding a native american women who can act

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

Julie is still hot as fuck.

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

Not two wongs

Missed opportunity, user

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

Pink elephant panties, girl tanks socks, fingerless gloves etc etc

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

no live-action Kida
no live-action Helga
no live-action Audrey
no live-action Vinny

Brody Martin
Brody Martin

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/753279/Dumbo-live-action-Will-Smith-Tom-Hanks-Tim-Burton-Disney-remakes-The-Ringmaster

So that's it then, he'll be the patsy of this film

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

IT ALL CULMINATES WITH:

KINGDOM HEARTS

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

mickey mouse live action

oh dear

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

night on bald mountain
90 minutes of a CGI Chern wrecking lesser demons & getting lulled to sleep by the nearby church (lead priest played by the rock)

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

CREATIVITY IS DEAD

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

This sounds terrible.

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

I wonder if the racist crows will still be in it

The collective assblood that would spray forth from liberals would drown all of California

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

INSPECTOR GADGET. No director attached.
Did they not learn the first time or does Hollywood have some bizarre case of amnesia wherein they forget about utter flops and think they're being completely original whenever they make a live action adaptation of an animated property?

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