/STD/ Star Trek Discovery

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I'm so glad we have the Orville to fall back on every week.

The Orville is literal trash.

Neck yourself.

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>fucking STD

>YO MY NIG P-KARD ALL THEM MOFOS ON SCREEN LOOK FUCKING PISSED

you can like both since their both scifi but Star trek is light years ahead of Orville.

bu-but we can have both? They make being a scifi fan that much better. Cmon if your really that much of a diehard orville fan inspired by trek you could at least hate watch STD instead of just hating on it :P

/SFT/ - Star Fucking Trek

You know, I give them credit for showing restraint and not making that reference. They very could have easily added a light or had L'Rell mention it.

kek, now that is pretty dam funny. Just watching that in the last thread someone posted a youtube, it just to break that ground in that way in trek it seems like its forced is all I can say.

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>You know, I give them credit for showing restraint and not making that reference.

ehhhhhhhhhh im a fan of moe stuff like that which calls back to the real series just for fun.

>Space: the final fucking frontier. These are the voyages of the starship fucking Discovery. Its continuing fucking mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out, enslave and exploit new life and new fucking civilizations, to boldly fucking go where no one has gone before.

how ya doin fellow fucking kids? have you seen STAR TREK DISCOVERY? the show sheldon always talks about! it's the shit

Life long Trek fan here. Born in 82'. I've watched every episode of every season of every Trek show that has come out at least twice (many more times with TOS and TNG) I've watched all the movies at least 6 times (some of them more, except the new ones I've only watched twice each). I've been going to Trek conventions for 20 years with my wife and our friends.

I love everything Trek.
I've watched every episode of Discovery.
All I can say is: Discovery is a colossal disappointment. Some parts are okay, but my God, the show needs some major changes to be successful.

I'm going to keep watching because I know not every Trek show hit it's stride till later (like ENT did), maybe this will happen with Discovery, but as it sits, it's bad. No way around it; barely feels like Trek, if at all.

>"I can do this, big guy."

Fucking really?

I like both for diff reasons oddly Orville feels like a TNG kind of setting though before TOS.

And I like STD for daring to challenge viewers to make them hate the show since that is their goal because after the last episode showing the mirror the writers may use the mirror to go into the mirror universe.

>Space: the final fucking frontier. These are the voyages of the starship fucking Discovery. Its continuing fucking mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out, enslave and exploit new life and new fucking civilizations, to boldly fucking go where no one has gone before.

fuuuuuuuuu these are never gonna end now, I can see it. STD is all dark and edgy and this one bit of comedy has literally maybe ruined that. UNLESS!!!! It is the mirror universe which then its all good in the hood since we are supposed to hate STD no matter how much we love watching it as trekkers

>Please state the nature of your fucking emergency
I mean, I know he was supposed to be snarky or whatever but holy shit.

>mirror universe is literally a mirror

B R A V O
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What, they're gays so they can't flirt?

We should have one where the TNG enterprise sees ginge be all like "this is so fucking cool" and black guy dies holding his head.

Cos literally thats what the swear word did.

Let me remind everyone.

Once Star Trek inspired people to join fucking NASA, people have actually travelled into orbit thanks to Kirk, Picard etc.

Now we have fat fucking retards saying "fuck, and edgy fucking propaganda pushing faggotry, race baiting, and suicidal depression".

Who will this show inspire now? Star Trek is for nerds, nerds who go on to change the world, can you Imagine Hawking watching this (a known Trek fan), was he pleased at this?

The whole base of Trek is gone, no more exploration, no more discovery (pun intended), no more seeking out new life and new civilizations, no more boldly going.

I am actually dropping this show now, As far as I am concerned trek ended with Enterprise. I can't do it any more..they Trek to push deviancy.

they destroyed trek to push deviancy*

imagine that sub routine running to make him more flexible when communicating with crew.

Im still not buying its usage in the show and surprised CBS would go this far to net the walking dead and GoT audience.

First gay mouthdildoing scene in Star Trek history.

Truly this is the most progressive show ever to grace television.

>What, they're gays so they can't flirt?
The problem is it feels forced like the profanity in fact exactly like the profanity.

Keep in mind they never really met until a day prior so for things to progress that fast seems kind of like a cheap porno. They really missed a golden opportunity to develop the characters and grow into a relationship which is what ST fans really want to know the characters.

>We won't go back. You don't know what it's like in our universe. America is gone, the Sandniggers are everywhere! We're one of the last ships left... please, you've got to help us!
>I'm sorry, there's no choice. If this works, everything will return to
>NO WE WON'T FUCKING GO BACK!

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It wasn't a progression. They were just keeping things professional until their off duty time. Typical in military or professional settings. No PDA and all that. However, it did feel shoehorned in of course.

Elementary, my fucking Geordi

>They were just keeping things professional until their off duty time.
I dont think that is the case because they never met before or had any interaction, werent they literally introduced the day before to eachother in STD? You sure about them knowing each other before?

I don't really get the idea that humans would stop swearing in the future. Swearing isn't a product of a lack of resources or anything else the Federation has eliminated, it's just a human quirk, curse words exist as a taboo solely to be broken, that's their purpose, they're an important part of human social interactions.

People consider you more open and trustworthy if you swear than if you don't for example, and swearing in front of someone is a way of showing familiarity and ease around them. They even have pain-management properties.

I wonder if the person who posted this realizes the irony.

A-koo-chee-moya.

I pray on this fucking day of memories, to speak to my father - the cunt whom the wind called... Kolopak. Though I'm far from his fucking bones, perhaps there is a motherfucking spirit in these unnamed skies who will find him, and honor the shit out of him with my song.

A-koo-chee-moya.

Which one do you reckon is the bottom?

>show gives a list of captains in a relevant scene
>"fucking stupid references"
>show doesn't make a reference that wouldn't have made any sense in the context of the scene
>"eh i'd like more references"

I have a love hate relationship now with the profanity in trek.

I hate that they used profanity in STD.
BUT...
I love the memes were getting even if they die off in a day or so since everyone loves STD more than the other series judging by the critics ratings who tell people what to watch so noone watches the wrong shows.

>FIRST OF ALL, YOU MOTHERFUCKING RIHANGOOK, THE ONLY FUCKING THING ROMULUS "DESERVES" IS A PHOTONIC HOLOCAUST!

Aren't they married?

>they never really met until a day prior

Huh? They're both officers on Discovery since day one.

Well the CBS ceo said he wanted explicit sex so maybe we will see since they didnt show the raping that took place which to many felt like a cheap shot to not show since its not on air and they could show it.

>YOU REMEMBER! YOU FUCKING REMEMBER YOU GODLESS SON OF A WHORE!

This level of projection is fucking cute, sweetie, but wrong.

>Aren't they married?
Not that Im aware of are they? If they are married then they were acting real weird before meeting not talking with the one guy just staring at the other constantly.

>"haha you're a virgin"
>in a star trek thread
>on fucking for chon
boy, you sure showed everybody

DELETE THIS!!!! THIS ISNT STAR TREK AT ALL!

>You ARE fully fucking functional, aren't you Data?
>I am, programmed in multible fucking techniques

>Don't blame yourself, Saru. We were doomed from the start. Nothing remains now but for the captain to go down with the ship.
>Why, that's surprisingly noble of you, sir!
>No, it's noble of you, Saru! As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, FUCKFACE!

I have the same problem. I'm loling, but I don't like what it means.

JESUS CHRIST!

I can tell you've never been married before.

Who the fuck is "noone"?

Do you mean no one you fucking mong?

The problem in this scene is:
1. The character saying it, is meant to be the stupid, clumsy one, so it is cringy to begin with
2. This is an awe-inspiring moment, they just realized some amazing stuff. Awe gets totally negated by swearing, as it is a low-end coping mechanism
3. The blonde guy is so obviously gay, it hurts

>FUCKING INSULT MY MOTHER AGAIN AND SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS YOU GREEN-BLOODED KIKE! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

well at least if the show ends badly like real badly even though its been great up until this point. At least we will get some great memories out of Star Trek to last us another ten years.

>If I ever see you in that slutty jumpsuit ever again, I'll fucking rip it from your body, force you on the ground and anally rape you until you learn your fucking lesson
jesus, Jellico was a madman.

but the entire scene was already a giant reference

It is actually dictionary word, oddly enough. I think it mostly has to do with demographical location as to who uses it.

We're probably not going to get the mirror universe with the next episode.

>to boldly go where no man has fucking gone before
Jesus Gene, relax, this is meant to be for the whole family.

ENT was pretty fucking bad the whole way through

ahhhhhhhhh I get it, I can see why the mod deleted the other thread, the image in this OP def fits what were gonna be hit with today.

At least there is Star Trek Continues, but it has come to and end. Anyone know if there will be a second season?

It's the same group of crosseyed nitwits that use "alot"

Wtf is an "alot"?

Do you mean a lot you fucking dimwitted cunt?

>Autistic Redhead's snoring is supposed to be so loud that she's not allowed to share a bunk with anyone who isn't a convicted mutineer
>Barely makes any noise at all

I've shared rooms with 12+ guys where you'd wake up in the middle of the night and it was like someone had tried to plug a hole in a spaceship with a vuvuzela.

I think they just didn't want to bunk with her because she's ginger.

>We're probably not going to get the mirror universe with the next episode.
im leaning more and more that every episode we have seen is in the mirror universe given all the reflections and that would explain the use of lensflare everywhere.

>projection

Did you mean to reply to someone else?

>Anyone know if there will be a second season?
can they make a second season with these silly new rules from CBS?

Except for the Mirror Darkly episode. That was pure gold.

Language changes all the time. Like "ain't" was only a contraction of "am not" and only used properly in that place. Now its used in all manner of ways. Look at how "lol" is now "kek".

>Please fuck my wife, Mr. Tucker! DENOBULA YES!

Talk about this, has there been any civilian questioning Starfleet's policy like the prisoner did in this episode?

No.

>Yeah, commander, I fucked her right in her pussy. Have you ever had a woman who has had nothing but rape gang dick her entire life? They are kinky as fuck, will do anything you want in bed. I made Tasha do things you could not imagine. She will wake up crying for simpler times, before her cunt was forced wide by dick too big for her body. And tomorrow, she will come to me and ask for more.
what did Gene mean by this scene?

>it was like someone had tried to plug a hole in a spaceship with a vuvuzela.

IKTF I have a relative whose snoring sounds like like a box of old shoes rolling down a staircase.

I like this meme better than bitching about acronyms

Isn't Star Trek supposed to be for kids? Or at least, you know, a family show?

Possibly.

THIS WILL NOT CONTINUE!

Good question.

Not anymore.

>autistic character with no friends
>for some reason super outgoing, friendly, funny and so on

God I hate this shit. It's like an excuse to just have a smart character in a show/movie but have none of the other autism traits.

its not for families anymore that is certain.

I think Raimi went a little far with that scene.

>tfw witness to the birth the best new meme since taxposting

I love this place.

So we discuss std in /orville/ and orville in /std/? cool. Why not combine them and spare the board of two different generals shitposting about the same thing?

Well, the original stories used to be. But the people who now watch star trek are adults. So of course, they'll make it as politically challenging and sexually loaded as possible, cause that is what adult audiences want right? RIGHT?!

Here I thought the excuse to have smart characters was because they're on a science vessel.

Maybe you're the autistic one

She IS overly outgoing and friendly though.

Orville general is a ghost town right now

>anyone on discovery
>smart
lel

I was also talking in general you fucking moron.

>Ohhhhhh fucking shit!

this ride isnt gonna end anytime soon!!!!

>I do not see what the fucking problem is
why was Data such a sassy bitch?

To be fair, the rest of the crew seem to be ultra-professional science prodigies with massive sticks up their arses. Doesn't tend to mesh well with happy-go-lucky bubbly types like Cadet Ginger.

>Orville is a fucking ghost town right now.
FTFY

Dropped it at episode 5

might watch when the season finishes and need to kill time

Its so bad

>fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

She is just supposed to be the laughing stock.

She is supposed to be the exact opposite of Michael Shitface. Michael's a bold, strong and thin black woman.
She is just a chubby, white, red-haired girl, who seems so clumsy it's almost unbearable

Yeah that'll happen when you only got two waifuable woman and no substance what so ever

What happened here?

tfw people going to wake up see the STD threads and think their full of trolls trying to derail the threads when in reality their completely on the rails....

dis gun be gud