>be pepe >have rumors about nazi connections spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a pepe shill hillary clinton weighs in >says your white supremacist connections are of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you have trump on your late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck behind the desk because you’re a cartoon frog >literally your feet are on the edge of the chair and you are leaning forward like it's a log >trump reminds you to smile >trump says this is a lovely late night comedy jew you have >you dispense multiple repeating numerals in an accidental spasm of joy >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >dispensing repeating numerals every once in a while actually feels good >you tell trump that rumors about your nazi connections are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously asked trump to help you out with the rumors >you ask him if you might perform a big stunt > tousling trump’s hair >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that trump would let a nazi frog tousle his hair >you happily run your fingers through his hair >both of you are smug af >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
Jonathan Gray
FREEDOM IS NOT FREE
Xavier Robinson
>whoa stop
Potential meme?
Juan Gonzalez
IT COST A BUCK'O'FIVE
Cooper Sanders
...
Landon Roberts
I guess this is nothing
Time to hop in the shower
John Bell
FREEDOM AIN'T FREE
GOTTA WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY WITH THE BLOOD OF TYRANTS
If trump doesn't mention the birther shit he'll have cucked the media entirely and made them look like morons for harping on the hillary-campaign-pushed "issue".
If he mentions it it may be the campaign.
Xavier Foster
IS THIS A BENGHAZI SPEECH???
Kayden Perez
this guy is 100% ROOTIN TOOTIN
Lucas Gray
Bob bringing the bants
Sebastian Baker
BUCK O FIVE
Gabriel Campbell
FREEDUM AIN'T FREE
FUG
Liam Gutierrez
WHERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT??
Xavier Cook
wew this guy wants king niggers blood
Zachary Lewis
A TOUGH COOKIE
Christian Diaz
...
Logan Sullivan
stop british pedos from spamming the thread
William Carter
Freedom ain't free edition
John Edwards
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BIRTHER SHIT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
Isaiah Smith
Ur fucking fried kiddo
Dominic Harris
NAVY BTFO
Caleb Moore
LOL that is actually hilarious
Every station is carrying this RN aren't they?
Tyler Butler
KEK
>oh right yeah and here's my friend
Christian Butler
Hey guys Did you know That uh Freedom ain't free
Levi Taylor
>4D CHESS MANEUVER
THEY ONLY WAY TRUMP WILL WIN IS IF GARY JOHNSON IS ELIGIBLE FOR THE DEBATES
If Johnson isn't eligible, Hillary can simply not show up and the debates won't happen.
If Johnson IS eligible, she is essentially forced to debate or look like a fool because the debate will happen without her (i.e. Trump vs. Johnson vs. an empty podium)
Cooper Gonzalez
>TX, CO, FL, OH blue nice meme
Grayson Martinez
There is so much wrong with this map, I can't even begin to say how autistic it is
Connor White
yeah I really hope he doesn't say shit about it
Ethan Flores
YOURE FIRED
Aaron Reyes
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ANNOUNCING?
Nicholas Roberts
Can you see it?
Jackson Brooks
>even literally hitler respects the veterans ok?
Justin Rodriguez
...
Carter Garcia
YURR
FAYAHD
Cameron Ramirez
FREEDOM AINT FREE! THE FIELDS OF AMERICA MUST BE LITTERED WITH BODIES OF THE CTR
Daniel Watson
>Obama wasn't born in the United States
Henry Fisher
Did he announce he would talk about the Birther stuff?
Matthew Green
From an objective standpoint, this "major announcement" sucks so far.
Jose Thompson
What is the REAL signature of the doctor then?
Luis Harris
>you're fired
Absolute madman
Logan Jones
YOU'RE FIRED
Ethan Robinson
Way to take something and isolate it completely out of context. Katy Turd does it again!
Jeremiah Parker
Exactly so. He's a master at this.
Dylan Sanders
>a candidate who has a chance of being one of the most powerful people on the planet says he's making a very important announcement >"REEEEE WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANOTHER COUNTRY'S POLITICS???"
Idiot. Go and make some toast in the bath.
Jack Young
Would Karen vote for Trump?
Jacob Lewis
>YOU'RE FARD!
Luis Price
PENCER IS YOUR COOL UNCLE
HE BUYS YOU A NEW GUN AT CHRISTMAS AND YOU GO HUNT WITH IN IN JULY
Cooper Barnes
MANLETS FTW
Camden Turner
Holy shit these medal of honor guys are larger than life people.
First guy was hardcore.
Jaxon Taylor
>Texas >Blue Hold it there big guy.
Jaxon King
...
William Anderson
all the stations were kvetching about how this speech was going to be about muh birther and implying trump is a flip flopper before it even happened. I think he saw this and noted how to diffuse their shitty non issue completely.
Jaxson Nguyen
Look everyone! Trump said something inelegant while receiving endorsements from 14 medal of honor recipients! Oops, maybe you shouldn't look at that.
Kevin Smith
>manlets
WHAT'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT
Parker Carter
Let's see how the Left treats Medal of Honor recipients
Oliver Jenkins
DEPLORABLES ARE DEPLOYABLES
Josiah Foster
Need fresh entertainment.
Leo Allen
it's on the original birth certificate, not the reprint one
Ethan Collins
based vets
James Sanders
TIMID OLD MAN A CUTE. CUTE!
Easton Carter
look how short that guy is!
Matthew Gutierrez
ITS A REAL LIFE MUFUGGIN PEPE-MAN HYBRID
Nicholas Adams
whats her problem?
Jason Perez
DRUMPF BTFO
Austin Murphy
...
Jackson Thompson
>her illness is now constantly in question >any time she now cancels any event will look bad
She has left herself no space to miss any appearance.
Caleb Kelly
A FUCKING MANLET.
Michael Thomas
Day of the rope when?
Nathan Powell
...
Nolan Hughes
Of course!
Alexander Morris
kill yourself, here's your (you) since you need it so badly you fuck
Adrian Adams
>bait the press to push birther lines >do a military campaign This is judo.
Hunter Ramirez
Newfag That's a cute butt though
Thomas Walker
THE DEPLORABLES ARE ALSO DEPLOYABLES
HOLY SHIT
Joshua Martinez
This is fucking incredible. Trump is using the outraged lefts demands for a statement on a literal WHO GIVES A FUCK "birther" issue to put Generals, Medal of Honor recipients, etc. in front of the national media and praise the fuck out of him. They can't cut away from it, not even CNN, because they don't want to look like they don't give a shit about our military heroes.
3-D chess wrapped inside of a riddle tucked into a drawer coddled by an enigma.
Isaiah Roberts
Why did they even assume this in the first place?
Seems like he wants to talk more about military shit right now
