Why is this image so popular/controversial on Sup Forums?

It looks kinda stupid, but why is it different from all the other geek/gamer posts?

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Sup Forums secretly wants to suck Big Blue's girlcock.

I've never seen this picture before.

To make one comment, her fringe/bangs, whenever you want to call them, is too short. Looks shit.

shameless walking (free) advertisement for the mouse. That or Sup Forums being frustrated that the bluehaired dude gave them a stiffy

Guaranteed replies just like every other off-topic shitposting thread.

All we have is like a two second clip of the new cute fuzzy creatures

The movie hasn't even released yet. The porgs have zero value to them. It is stuff for the sake of stuff and for following along with "geek culture". Also it is another example of American adults who look childish and enjoy childish things. Which is always good for (you)s

Hahaha they got fucking tattoos of it? That's great

I don't know if I legitimately grew out of it or if nerd culture pushed me out, but I went from a huge cape/nerdy shit fiend to having almost 0 interest in any of it.

1. It's current
2. It's a typical millenial looking vapid nerd culture couple
3. They've bought into or are actively shilling (paid or not) a really fucking hollow marketing gimmick for a once beloved franchise that's been thoroughly driven into the ground they've accepted without a care in the world
4. She's quite ugly

so what's a porg? some star wars shit?

I’m 28 and feel like I’ve aged out of it. Honestly it might’ve been all the console warring Marvel vs DC faggotry on this board that turned me off more than the movies themselves.

It's just another case of the real underground nerds laughing at the trendy nerds. It's a vicious endless cycle.

Imagine unbuttoning the butflap on that Porg onsie, revealing a nice pale phat ass, moving your arm between the cheeks and reaching in to grab her thick throbbing cock. What a lucky guy.

Didn't that little creature JUST get revealed? And these cunts got tattoos of it?
Reminds me of when I saw a girl at the mall with a D.VA tattoo after Overwatch was out for like a week.

exactly what i thought, that's why i made the thread tbqh

because Sup Forums is the type of person who goes "ugh don't they realize it's just MARKETING?!?!?" like that's deep or insightful in some way

It's a prefect example of capitalism's effect on culture.

The truth is George Lucas' true genius was creating one of the best selling toy lines ever.

It’s important to keep in mind that this board is mostly populated by 17-21 year olds. I’m willing to cut them some slack.

man that sounds hot

I can't be the only one that wants to empty my balls in that thing?

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>When your frumpy girlfriend is taller than you

I wish I had a gf, lads ;_;

>that size
>that posture
>that stance
>those legs

that's a man

Getting dominated by that thing is probably the manlet's fetish. I bet they're into some kinky shit.

>It’s important to keep in mind that this board is mostly populated by 17-21 year olds. I’m willing to cut them some slack.

This, part of being a real adult is advertising for free for mega corporations by permanently inking your skin with their merch. Only children would think it's stupid.

there you go

t. redpilled teenage pseud

I agree with your point but at the same time this board is indeed filled with cynical teens that are desperate to seem too cool for everything.

>It's just another case of the real underground nerds laughing at the trendy nerds
>real underground nerds

Waiting for based Brooks to make Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money

>you are wrong because you must be x

Keep sucking that corporate cock

Would you watch their sextape?

Only if the manlet dressed as the space penguin and got pegged by the blue haired roastie.

>pegged
??

your problem is that you're imagining me as someone passionately defending the tattoos instead of just somebody laughing at you for having any kind of strong opinion on the subject

What makes you thin anyone here has a strong opinion?

>why
Because Sup Forums is easier to trigger than a white female freshman at a liberal arts school

>May the Purity of Our Race's Genes be with you

so it was just casual nonchalant chatter about sucking corporate cocks and advertising for free for mega corporations then?

is this dude like fuckin 5'5?

>so it was just casual nonchalant chatter about sucking corporate cocks and advertising for free for mega corporations then?

Yeah, do you actually take this place seriously?

Because they look happy

Why do ledditors have such trouble with shitposting and you fishing?

Nerds are bullying the normies now
Insane

>they've called out my edgy teenage cynicism! time to switch over to detached teenage apathy!

>the mouse

You sound like just as much of a retard trying to use 4chins "hip speak."

Are you wearing sunglasses right now? Eat my shit, feeg.

>being this much of a newfag

>i was just pretending to be 13
sure you were, sport

>leddit almost gets chan memes right

Pathetic

how mad are you right now reddit-kun?

Why do dorks get t-shirts and tattoos of their heroes' faces and whatnot instead of trying to emulate them? I know you can't actually be a Jedi, but there are other, realistic examples.

Shills shilling.

Society of the spectacle

>UR ASPOSED TA SAY "PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED" DO TEH MEEMZ RIGHT!!!
i mean i just typed in caps to that last guy, i must be entering cardiac arrest by now

>movie hasn't even come out yet
>already have shitty, matching tattoos of obvious merchandising
What happens if the movie sucks... what happens when they break up?

I think it's just because it's a new level of Forced Cute trendy or something.
It's just so forced and is especially obnoxious now because I don't think it's even been revealed what the creature actually does or is, but already people are falling for it.
Because they're like desperate for the next Baby Groot, and that's just so sad.
The sadness and fakeness is a new high/low with this one.

I think it's something new that will appear in the next movie. Like the 2017 equivalent of Ewoks or Jar Jar or something "cute" "for the [30yo] kids" to like.

Correct, that ''man'' literally works for Disney

Both of them work for Disney.

So they got tattoos of something that they both actually worked on and have a personal connection to. What's the problem?

BECAUSE SHE HAS BLUE HAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just googled this. wtf I'm a marxist now

PORGS ARE CULTURAL MARXISM

>being this mad over nothing
you and your post op gf have shit tattoos doodbroskii

The problem is its not Darude - Sandstorm

Looks like a lesbian

Self hating Marxist are best Marxist. Debord made a fun chess like game too

are we witnessing the birth of a new and forced meme?

>San Francisco
Either a really good fake or the west genuinely needs to be purged

wassup mouse cuck

SHOW HER FEMININE PENIS, DO IT NOW, SUCK IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTN THEN SHOVE PORG'S UP YOUR GAPING ASSHOLE YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKFACE ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT!!!FACT!!!

> Star Wars is a classic, beloved franchise
> Disney buys it
> Announces plans to exploit the shit out of it
> Each new movie released gets worse and worse
> Porgs are literally designed to sell toys
> Dumbshits eat it up

This image just reminds everyone of the statements above, which is why it triggers everyone.

Yeah, the same arguments could be made for older aspects of the series (ewoks being designed to appeal to children), but at least then it didn't feel like it was such blatant commercialism bullshit.

We just have to stop and realize that Star Wars isn't for us anymore. It sucks, but there isn't really anything we can do about it.

You really need to go back

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>We just have to stop and realize that Star Wars isn't for us anymore

Bullshit. They can't retroactively destroy the xwing vs tie series or the vong. The new movies are shit and the franchise is headed in a shit direction, that is all.

Because they are subhuman retards consuming trash. Sorry if you are too dumb to realize this.

Just assume that anything outside of the current "Legends" canon doesn't exist, you'll be much happier.

A significant portion of the Legends EU stuff is garbage, sure, but modern Star Wars is literally fanfiction tier. Just pretend the franchise ended right before the Disney buyout and you'll be fine.

Because they look like they are the kind of people who would have pic related hanging on their wall.

There is zero chance this """""man""""" has not gotten cucked a dozen times over.

I doubt they fuck. This stikes me as a me and my gay best friend kind of deal

>RREEE TWO PEOPLE ARE IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH THEY CONSUME ENTERTAINMENT IN A WAY I CAN'T AFFORD
I know it's a Friday, but I'd expect the Sup Forumsfags to stay in their containment board.

What does this have to do with pol you triggered redditor? Tv is pol, how fucking new are you?

i thought the porg debuted at the same time of the trailer buti saw this only 2 days after the first showing
were they really able to amass this much merchandise for porgs immediately after the trailer was shown or have they been known for a while now

>were they really able to amass this much merchandise for porgs immediately after the trailer was shown or have they been known for a while now

They work for Disney

>Tv is pol
How fucking new are YOU?

how the fuck are the people in the picture allowed to live or even function in society!!!

>What does this have to do with pol
>Tv is pol
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

Disney's new movie merchandising mascot they plan to make toys of. Think Baby Groot and other disney animated movies with animals.

This is why Muslims will conquer us.

Relax. Take a deep breath.

I would fuck the guy on the right desu

>heh, this post is only 30 minutes old, I'm sure they'll want to know how not mad I am
Triggered Sup Forumsshits are adorable.

>midget bug""""man""""
>giantess sjw soygoy blue haired freak of a woman
>nu-star wars
>tattoos
>comics
>toys
>nerd culture
god i dunno m8, there's just so much to love about the picture

I suspect it's a mtf ftm couple

>hockey player
The Fuck? This little dweeb would get crushed in a hockey game

Field hockey

Who let you out of your straightjacket?

Epic meme.

Even the mods admit it publicly you fucking redditors. Woah is that a wiki link to some bullshitty phenomenon that low iq libtards invoke to try and sound like theyre not absolutely braindead? Pol btfo reddit wins again

>haha you hold disagreeable opinions? Go back to your pol echochamber you fucking nazis
Redditors really are insufferable little crybabies that whine about pol as soon as something rubs them the wrong way.