Just broke up with my qt oneitis gf

>just broke up with my qt oneitis gf
Holy shit it hurts so fucking bad bros. Give me a movie to watch so I can take my mind off this pain.

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Why would you do that

Spoorloos

Goodfellas
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Rush Hour

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Seconded

Who dumped who and why?

here, watch this, it will make you feel better

Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

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Its been 3 months and I still think about her daily guys

Start cutting, it helps ease the pain.

im gonna tell my doctor I wanna see a therapist as a last ditch before I start doing things like that

Ah, you get used to it after awhile. Or maybe you don't. Who knows?

t. 41 year old wizard

She dumped me. I really don’t know why yet. I thought we were happy together. Wtf is even going on. I feel so empty.

Nowadays I just have a constant headache, and a deep sadness when my mind remembers her

She doesn't think about you at all.

I know from experience.

She was probably a roastie-tier cunt if it all came out of the blue. Don't worry. Or maybe you have autism and didn't recognize her slowly not liking you any more.

I know, she told me she doesn't before blocking me "for my sake"

Get drunk or high on whatever you can get your hands on and watch violent pornography. Does the trick for me. Also watch and learn from cowboy movies, since theyre real men and never had any love for a ho.

What the fuck is this from? Like, this isn't even hot, it's just weird. Is doing stuff like this a power thing to her?

At least you had her, my only real 'crush' still haunts me 3 years later since I last saw her.

Not him but cutting helps with emotional trauma by releasing endorphins that bind with the hormones causing your depression. If you want to talk to some old Jew that will dope you up with "anti"-depressants and never solve your issues so you keep coming back be my guest.
t. Medical doctor for 7 years

You say that but I'd love to switch with you

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And I'd love to switch with you. You know what they say, better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

Watch this, it'll make you feel better

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>If you want to talk to some old Jew that will dope you up with "anti"-depressants and never solve your issues so you keep coming back be my guest.
>t. Medical doctor for 7 years
How do you "solve your issues" then?

Cutting helped me get through 2 bad breakups and a divorce. That shit works

Stay away from sad songs too, OP. youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

>youtube.com/watch?v=-uJ61jgFCMM

By cutting because the endorphins bind with depression causing hormones in your brain stopping them from affecting your brain cells.

OP, listen to songs that are good for the soul, this got me through my breakup
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Cutting really does work, that's why it's demonized in the media so much by Big Pharma.

user..

welcome back normie

It's a medically necessary practice for a lot of people with chemical imbalances to get the chemicals in the brain back to normal.

Learn to hate her. You'll still obsess about her, but thinking about sexual assault and mutilation is preferable to being a sad sack IMO. youtube.com/watch?v=vVAk5_InPLo

Everything on this list. EVERYTHING.

OP here. Stop posting these YouTube links I clicked on the first few and I’m literally crying right now. Fuck you guys I thought you were my bros.

Women = FEELINGS

If you don't trigger womens feelings, they will get bored quite fast. Womens feelings need to be triggerd every so often for them to find you attractive. Telling them how to act and behave around you will make them fall in love with you. This is why "assholes" are sought after because they know how to get what they want. Males having a passive attitude in their relationship only breeds contempt in women.

Literally the first time I have heard of it. Also, if it "helps", then how come those who do don't get better from it? They just stay the same. Sure you can say in the very short term while they're doing it and afterwards they might feel better in some way or whatever, but they're still fucked in general.

I didn't know the chemistry behind it.... but that explains why i survived my first abusive relationship. Cutting saved me from suicide.

Getting too attached to women is never a good idea, first because it hurts a lot when you lose her and secondly because it increases the chances you'll lose her.
My advice is to just wait it out by distracting yourself with stuff. It'll pass sooner or later.

Cutting works but like medicine you have to keep doing it regularly. For most people cutting twice a day for two to three months is what is prescribed. Also keep in mind that heavy drug and alcohol use negates the positive effects of cutting. If the problem is ongoing it will only help treat the side effects, for example OP is a prime candidate for cutting because he's no longer with his depressive trigger.

I think the cutting encouragement is a bit much, but you should know better than to trust us, user.

Cutting is a medically sanctioned healing practice.

>breaking up at 4.40 am

Yeah ok whatever faggot

t. hannah baker

>everybody lives in your timezone
>breakups are never preceded or followed by lengthy conversations
hmm

>For most people cutting twice a day for two to three months is what is prescribed
>prescribed
Also don't forget it leaves ugly physical marks. Anyway, I'm actually in the process of getting some shit figured out and I might end up on meds. Not once have I felt like cutting or hurting would help me feel better.

because you are a beta cuck

Is this supposed to rub salt in the wound? I think a large part of the nogf fags that still inhabit this never ending hell of a website are so dead inside that this does nothing to them at this point.

Forget that slut and watch masters and commanders

It doesn't do anything for me because I don't find her attractive. Maybe if she looked like her I would feel.

>ugly physical marks
Wow, you sound like an asshole. No wonder she dumped your loser add. Just think about the guy she's ecstatically fucking while you're here crying on Sup Forums for pity (You)s. I hope you do go shove goofy pills down your throat, you deserve to be miserable and with a broken dick. Don't cut, you don't deserve to be happy.

Love doesn't exist for women like it does for a man. You can't comprehend how she could dump you out of the blue because you're not supposed to. Your conception of human relationships and pair bonding is completely different to hers. Sorry you got dumped but everybody's gotta learn some time.

She was fucking Chad on the side bruh, he might want to get serious with her, so she dumped your beta ass

This. OP is a cuck, literally.

what does she look like? i'll see what i have so you can have your very own gf simulator

>Wow, you sound like an asshole.
It's the truth? Are you stupid? Cut marks awful.
>No wonder she dumped your loser add
I'm not OP.
>I hope you do go shove goofy pills down your throat, you deserve to be miserable and with a broken dick.
Sounds like some very nice projection.
>Don't cut, you don't deserve to be happy.
It doesn't make you happy, only prolongs unhappiness until you, you know, get genuine help.

>being this pathetic
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Slimmer face than that chick, really nice eyes.

If you're not OP then don't interject your Reddit self into this discussion. Go chug a bottle of SSRIs you coward.

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More feminine features.

I guess it doesn't matter if I post her pic now.

Post here nudes, other anons will do rest of the work

>will do the rest of the work
?????

>felt up a girl-I-like's tits and made out with them at a party last night

I don't know if it meant anything, but after breaking free from being a forever alone NEET it feels good man.

what does that even mean?

She's about 20 years younger.

I admire you for trying but forget about it, don't think there's any actress that looks or reminds me of her.

Nice work user, if nothing else you officially hooked up with someone.

I wonder if it's just better in the end that I'll probably never have the opportunity to be in a relationship to begin with. It just seems like they cause so much pain and worry to people it's better just not to bother with them, but maybe it's just a sour grapes thing.

t. 25 year old future wizard

Ungrateful faggot, i sincerely hope you die alone.

What kind of scum would try to get someone to permenantly scar themselves? I can't go anywhere in just a t shirt because I used to cut.

What?

fucking kek

I didnt tell him to cut his arms. Cutting your thigh and hip are the best areas. I'm glad you cut yourself, I know it helped you get through a lot.

Stop lying, cut wounds aren't even that noticeable lmao. Typical roastie making shit up for attention.

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pusy pics?

You just don't realize that cutting saved your life, and that's ok. Because of cutting you're here with us and I'm thankful for that.

I think it helped temporarily but it just made me feel worse eventually. Telling user to start lifting is a better idea, it gets you that pain sensation and is good for your health at the same time.

I'm a guy

I can’t. She knows I go on Sup Forums and she’s probably checking threads to see if I would post them. She might even be lurking in this thread right now.

>I think it helped temporarily but it just made me feel worse eventually.
Exactly.
>Telling user to start lifting is a better idea, it gets you that pain sensation and is good for your health at the same time.
Also true.

It sounds like cutting is a powerful healing tool. I'll keep this in mind, thank you so much

user they're messing around.

i broke up with my gf this year and now i feel great

Lifting doesn't help with chemical imbalances and people with depression shouldn't get too much physical exercise, its bad for the nervous and cardiovascular systems.
You're a guy who didn't cut properly and now you're just trying to demonize cutting for no good reason. If you cut yourself right you'd be able to wear short sleeves.

t. Big Pharma shill
Go for It! :) hope it helps!

Im in the same boat as OP, I hope this works because I really can't afford therapy. My only problem is that I don't know what to use. My pocket knife is too dull but the knives in my kitchen are too sharp. I tried to take the razor out of a shaving stick but it was too thin and flimsy. Any recs?

Fuck off

Go to a hardware store, they sell packs of razors. If you can't get that try a box cutter or the blade from a brand new veggie peeler. Hope this helps!

No, people still need advice and you're useless.

fucking hell, they're trolling you idiot

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