HELP GET ME OUT THERES KIDS HAVING SEX DOWN HERE IM NOT A PEDOPHILE HELP

HELP GET ME OUT THERES KIDS HAVING SEX DOWN HERE IM NOT A PEDOPHILE HELP

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>tossed salads and scrambled eggs

I JUST WANTED TO EAT SOME KIDS AND TAKE A NAP FOR 27 YEARS, BUT THESE KIDS JUST STARTED RUNNING A TRAIN ON THE LITTLE GIRL WHAT THE FUCK

JANUARY EMBERS!

Pennywise was the real victim.

this was funny the first time, but not anymore.

I AM NOT MICHAEL JACKSON
I DONT WANT THESE KIDS FORNICATING IN MY WONDER LAND

PLEASE SOMEONE HELP MEEEE

>I DON'T WANNA FLOAT ANYMORE

Imagine being Pennywise

C'mon Tim, you know you want it.

>not a pedophile
>inadvertently eats the genitals of children

hmmmmmm

>wolves and other predatory animals are pervs for eating the whole carcass
wat?

I'm glad somebody finally said it

>smokes
Dropped

>inadvertently eats the genitals of children
really tickles my testicles

It should be illegal to be this cute in a completely platonic non-sexual way.

Really sodomized my asshole.

Someone help me. If he ate the children then why were they all floating at the end?

>sex

that was rape you idiot

In all seriousness I watched the new IT in theatres and you can tell Stephen king is a sick fuck with pedophilic tendencies if not an outright pedophile altogether. The fucking 15 minute scene of that 15 year old girl in her underwear, the sickening and disgusting scenes where the other kids were at the lake and blatantly sexualizing her. Oh and the fucking scene where she seduces a 60 year old man who looks suspiciously like Stephen king so they can steal medical supplies. The entire time I was sitting there thinking to myself how not only is King a hack but he legitimately is a sick sick man and even in 2017 his sick thoughts bleed through into film. Really absolutely sickening, I threw up halfway through the movie I was so disgusted. Truly a greater horror than any make up monster that sicko could think up.

kek

I know this is b8 but I was genuinely a little uncomfortable by how blatantly they were sexualising the kids.

ITS NOT BAIT THE MAN IS A MOTHERFUCKING SICKO WHY WONT SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

I literally thought the pharmacist was Stephen King in a cameo appearance

because he didn't direct the film?

>implying the girls who smoked weren't always more up for it

WITCH MINION.
ZOMBIE MINION.
HELP ME. THERE ARE KIDS FUCKING EACH OTHER DOWN HERE. HELP ME MINIONS.

Aw user, you say the sweetest things sometimes.

>implying a 15 year old is a little kid
>implying that teenage boys aren't horny as shit and the intension of the scenes weren't to show things from their perspective
>implying a girl walking around in her underwear is akin to porn

Also King wasn't involved in the production.

What even is this meme?

Oh...no, you're on your own with this one

>who looks suspiciously like Stephen King
That pharmacist is WAYYY too fat to be King. Also
>implying teenage boys wouldn't be ogling her

probably their souls or some crap, or all the "eating" was figurative, like he was feeding on their souls

he couldn't swallow them because of his throat lightbulbs so he decided to build a gigantic fan made of children to launch him back to his home planet

>HELP ME THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DOWN HERE, GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE

What kind of fucking FREAK has this painting in his study? Most unbelievable part of the movie desu.

>his home planet

Transexual, Transylvania?

youtube.com/watch?v=5cxkq5QiRuM

He was a Jew.

In all seriousness this post has convinced me to go see the movie.
This is how you viral marketing people, take note.

If she smokes, she pokes.

These and HP pasta threads are my favorite.

It was based off of this guy's paintings

If this movie was real life, how much dick would Beverly have already taken?

This made me laugh harder than it should have

people don't even undsterstand this movie

the clown is a projection of stephen king's pedophila

think about it

>you will never be with a girl this cute

Damn they really miscast Pennywise for the recent IT.

Have... Have you really not seen these threads before?

So I'm not an idiot and there actually isn't a good explanation? the fuck?

Hurts, doesn't it user.

Just because you were repressed doesnt mean this stuff doesnt happen, The youngest dad in britain is something stupid like 9.

Why would someone spend the majority of their life online, particularly Sup Forums's Sup Forums? You're out of your mind.

Relevant

someone should shoop a MAGNUM XXL condom over her pack of cigarettes.

A problem with It is the implication that she'd be fucking bullied. She's a QT redhead and the girl at the Pharmacy had a total pig face.

so is it legal to masturbate to this girl?

Oh come on! The average girls felt threatened by the hotter girl (who was already a bit of an outsider due to her upbringing) and so bullied her. Once slut type rumors start it all just snowballs. This kind of thing happens often.

There's laws on that? I won't tell if you won't user.

Do you even have masturbation license?

h-haha yeah s-sounds crazy

Shit, I forgot my renewal form. You can do it online these days right?

All of that stuff was made up for the movie.

The pharmacist isnt a perv in the book nor do they go swimming.

I wonder who made the kids strip to their underwear...

1 since she belongs to CHAD

Most believable fear right there. That painting is ridiculous.

fucking kek

Don't you mean dad?

funny thing is if there was a sex it be here but nope

>implying we don't know

/ourguy / coming through

oooh look at mr I-have-a-life over here prolly living all fancy like in a proper house and not a basement, la-di-da.

Haha, not today lawman, you're not getting me.

stop projecting your normalfag life

>Bev will never turn up at your house one evening after her dad beat her again
>swn ask if she can stay over
>ywn give her one of your t-shirts to wear to bed
>ywn try not to notice how cute she looks in it, and how it barely covers her panties
>swn wake up at 3am from another nightmare
>ywn hug her and tell her everything will be alright
>swn sheepishly say she doesn't want to be alone snd ask if she can sleep in your bed tonight
>ywn try to act cool and pretend that this is anything less than the greatest moment of your young life.
>swn climb into bed and get unusually close to you
>ywn feel her small perky breasts press against you
>ywn listen to her breathing as the cooling night breeze carries the sound of crickets from outside.
>there will never be a small suspenseful pause as you soak in the situation
>ywn take a bold leap of faith and reach out to pull her closer
>swn silently accept your advances and pull her tight little body into yours.
>swn let out a small contented sigh as you wrap your arms around her
>ywn try not to notice her breasts pressing into your chest, or feel her smooth firm thighs brush against you..
>ywn breathe in the scent of her hair mixed with the smells of a warm summer night
>ywn fall into a peaceful deep sleep with her
>ywn wake up to her giggling and nuzzling you in her sleep
>ywn lie in bed for half an hour just listening to her soft sighs, feeling her breathing, her heartbeat and her warm breath on your neck.
>swn awake to you cuddling her
>swn feel safe in your arms


It's times like these I wish they would just launch the nukes already.

>after her dad beat her again
user I.... it's better if you don't know...

sophia thread?

fucking mods i swear

two sophia threads(one containing MBB)
just straight up 404ed together at the same time

They have it in for our girl, don't they.

Damn philistines!

He clearly hits her in between diddlin her user.

ITS A SEWER GANGBANG

I think you mean BEN.

KEK

Sorry you never had a gf in high school