>give me your badge
>and your other badge
Give me your badge
>you're a loose cannon
>I've got the mayor up my ass
>give me your gun
>gives gun
>looks at lower leg and grins
>grimaces and takes out small pistol from leg holster
>THE BRASS
>THE BRASS
>THE BRASS
>THE BRASS
>THE BRASS
Yeah we're all aware of these cliched lines, they've been mocked more than they actually appear unironically in films.
nerd
why do you hate fun
>I'm too old for this shit
>The son of a bitch did it!
>I'm gonna be doin' paperwork for a month over this shit.
This guy obviously doesn't play by his own rules
>And your other cliched line
>that's not a gun
>THIS is a gun
>that's not an army...
>In English please!
>where are we ?
>not where, WHEN.
>chill out man, take a hit of this shit
>pass blunt
Every fucking time.
>if you’re here...then that means....
>*both together* RUUUUUN!!!
>What's [well known piece of science that's appeared dozens of times in pop culture]?
>And the one on your ankle!
>villain : hello [protagonist name].
>police officers refuse to do something because "too much paperwork"
>You don't know me, but I know you very well, Mr. Protagonist
>You see, I've been watching you
>We're not so different you and I!
>We're nothing alike! You use your abilities to hurt people! I use mine to protect them!
>*cough* finish me... you know you want to...
>WAIT PROTAGONIST! IF YOU KILL HIM YOU'LL BE NO BETTER THAN ANTAGONIST HIMSELF!
>we're not so different you and I
>I can feel the DA breathing down my neck!
>Uhh, sir... behind you
fuuuck right off
holy crap this is bad writing
>oh yeah? you and what army!
>This army!
>they're right behind me, aren't they
>NO WE'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
>no, wait ! he's more useful to us alive than dead
>Protagonists argue
>"Don't you see this is exactly what Antagonist wants??"
>You're a hard man to reach.
>you're a very hard man to find
>who are you
>I'm you
>Then who is she.
>She is Mi.
>ah well
>who wants to live forever
>you still don't get it, do you
>you don't remember anything, do you
>if you're seeing this, it means I'm dead
literally watched a movie with this line lmao
Watched the 'next three days' and the police detective says this after falling for the bait
>character says a cliche line
>villain posts a cartoon frog on an anime imageboard
>villain only became a villain because all modern movie villains have been shit and forgettable
>say that's a nice pepe you've got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
>who are you ?
>your worst nightmare
>just doing my job
>"How do I know I can trust you?"
>"You don't"
>scientist/nerd character explains black holes with a folded sheet of paper with a pencil going through a hole
>character is introduced in a random unimportant scene
>he's the villain
>black holes
People like you proves that this still needs explanation using a fucking sheet of paper and a pencil, its WORMHOLES
>villain makes religious analogies
>now give me your pants
>and your other pants
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I want the President on the horn.
>sir.....Washington DC has been destroyed.
>Alright, now get outta here. I don't ever wanna see you again.
>give me your tit
>and your other tit
>scientist/nerd character explains wormholes by pouring some water on the soil and waiting for worms to emerge
>he is Smee
>your badge is standing right behind me, isn't it?
>formerly Chuck
>"He wanted us to catch him, it's all part of his plan."
This is my favorite and I'm always saying it irl with a dumb voice to try and be funny.
>character opens his web browser
>It doesn't default to sadpanda, dlsite and sukebei
kek
>character uses the default Firefox startpage
>character has no wallpaper
where is this pepe doll from?
are they for sale somewhere?
>You're a lunatic but goddammit you get shit done.
>character's PC wallpaper isn't oppai loli hentai
>I have a bad feeling about this
>Goddamnit Protagonist! I'm pulling you off the case.
>Sir, you can't do this!
>I can and I have! Now get out!
>YOU'RE A LOOSE CANON
>Chief is black and wears suspenders
>IN ENGLISH EINSTEIN!
I want the report by today at noon!
>How long will you take you do to technology thing we need?
>I need 5 hours.
>You have 10 minutes.
blew it SKY HIGH
>You just don't get it, do you?
>Antagonists goons holds character down
>Antagonist asks character a question
>Character spits in Antagonists face
>*clickclickclick*
>i'm in
kek, got me by surprise there
>Antagonist wipes spit from face then backs away slowly while chuckling
In English, godammit!
Read this in Arnie's voice
>murderer turns out to be a 14 year old
>"He's... just a kid..."
>Protagonist confronts antagonist after getting into his secret base
>Antagonist starts slow clapping
>Is that an order?
>dogs show up against the antagonist's wishes
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WOOF. WOOF. WOOF WOOF
Holy shit stop this.
>protagonist seems ready to protest
>that's an order!
>black kids show up for republican presidential campaign
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WOOF. WOOF. WOOF WOOF
...
>every day is like a tums festival
In every one of these threads I recognise all the tropes but can never think of an actual film any of them are in.
>protagonist and antagonist fight
>antagonist gains the upper hand, has his gun pointed at the MC
>Pulls trigger
>MC flinches
>*Click*
>gun was empty
>Antagonist walks away
fix [piece of tech or invention]?? I INVENTED IT
Its probably because theyre all in cartoons and sitcoms but rarely in movies
>Dammit O'Reilly,you are a loose cannon. I am pairing you up with Washington
>Chief,anyone but him! He is always by the book
>better than your renegade ways,O'Reilly!
>QUIET,BOTH OF YOU! The mayor is busting my ass because of the mess you made in Chinatown chasing Tony Pasta. I am issuing a hands off warning
>But chie-
>DAMMIT THAT'S AN ORDER! TURN IN BOTH YOUR BADGES
>*two detectives start working on the case in their own time and bust up the conspiracy that goes all the way to the mayor*
Damn it,now while I was writing it,I want to watch this movie
>enhance
>stop
>I've got the DA breathing up my ass
>Help!