Give me your badge

>give me your badge
>and your other badge

>you're a loose cannon
>I've got the mayor up my ass

>give me your gun
>gives gun
>looks at lower leg and grins
>grimaces and takes out small pistol from leg holster

>THE BRASS
>THE BRASS
>THE BRASS
>THE BRASS
>THE BRASS

Yeah we're all aware of these cliched lines, they've been mocked more than they actually appear unironically in films.

nerd
why do you hate fun

>I'm too old for this shit

>The son of a bitch did it!

>I'm gonna be doin' paperwork for a month over this shit.

This guy obviously doesn't play by his own rules

>And your other cliched line

>that's not a gun
>THIS is a gun

>that's not an army...

>In English please!

>where are we ?
>not where, WHEN.

>chill out man, take a hit of this shit
>pass blunt

Every fucking time.

>if you’re here...then that means....
>*both together* RUUUUUN!!!

>What's [well known piece of science that's appeared dozens of times in pop culture]?

>And the one on your ankle!

>villain : hello [protagonist name].

>police officers refuse to do something because "too much paperwork"

>You don't know me, but I know you very well, Mr. Protagonist
>You see, I've been watching you

>We're not so different you and I!

>We're nothing alike! You use your abilities to hurt people! I use mine to protect them!

>*cough* finish me... you know you want to...
>WAIT PROTAGONIST! IF YOU KILL HIM YOU'LL BE NO BETTER THAN ANTAGONIST HIMSELF!

>we're not so different you and I

>I can feel the DA breathing down my neck!
>Uhh, sir... behind you

fuuuck right off
holy crap this is bad writing

>oh yeah? you and what army!
>This army!

>they're right behind me, aren't they
>NO WE'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

>no, wait ! he's more useful to us alive than dead

>Protagonists argue
>"Don't you see this is exactly what Antagonist wants??"

>You're a hard man to reach.

>you're a very hard man to find

>who are you
>I'm you

>Then who is she.
>She is Mi.

>ah well
>who wants to live forever

>you still don't get it, do you

>you don't remember anything, do you

>if you're seeing this, it means I'm dead

literally watched a movie with this line lmao
Watched the 'next three days' and the police detective says this after falling for the bait

>character says a cliche line
>villain posts a cartoon frog on an anime imageboard

>villain only became a villain because all modern movie villains have been shit and forgettable

>say that's a nice pepe you've got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

>who are you ?
>your worst nightmare

>just doing my job

>"How do I know I can trust you?"
>"You don't"

>scientist/nerd character explains black holes with a folded sheet of paper with a pencil going through a hole

>character is introduced in a random unimportant scene
>he's the villain

>black holes
People like you proves that this still needs explanation using a fucking sheet of paper and a pencil, its WORMHOLES

>villain makes religious analogies

>now give me your pants
>and your other pants

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>I want the President on the horn.
>sir.....Washington DC has been destroyed.

>Alright, now get outta here. I don't ever wanna see you again.

>give me your tit
>and your other tit

>scientist/nerd character explains wormholes by pouring some water on the soil and waiting for worms to emerge

>he is Smee

>your badge is standing right behind me, isn't it?

>formerly Chuck

>"He wanted us to catch him, it's all part of his plan."

This is my favorite and I'm always saying it irl with a dumb voice to try and be funny.

>character opens his web browser
>It doesn't default to sadpanda, dlsite and sukebei

kek

>character uses the default Firefox startpage
>character has no wallpaper

where is this pepe doll from?
are they for sale somewhere?

>You're a lunatic but goddammit you get shit done.

>character's PC wallpaper isn't oppai loli hentai

>I have a bad feeling about this

>Goddamnit Protagonist! I'm pulling you off the case.
>Sir, you can't do this!
>I can and I have! Now get out!

>YOU'RE A LOOSE CANON

>Chief is black and wears suspenders

>IN ENGLISH EINSTEIN!

I want the report by today at noon!

>How long will you take you do to technology thing we need?
>I need 5 hours.
>You have 10 minutes.

blew it SKY HIGH

>You just don't get it, do you?

>Antagonists goons holds character down
>Antagonist asks character a question
>Character spits in Antagonists face

>*clickclickclick*
>i'm in

kek, got me by surprise there

>Antagonist wipes spit from face then backs away slowly while chuckling

In English, godammit!

Read this in Arnie's voice

>murderer turns out to be a 14 year old
>"He's... just a kid..."

>Protagonist confronts antagonist after getting into his secret base
>Antagonist starts slow clapping

>Is that an order?

>dogs show up against the antagonist's wishes
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WOOF. WOOF. WOOF WOOF

Holy shit stop this.

>protagonist seems ready to protest
>that's an order!

>black kids show up for republican presidential campaign
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WOOF. WOOF. WOOF WOOF

...

>every day is like a tums festival

In every one of these threads I recognise all the tropes but can never think of an actual film any of them are in.

>protagonist and antagonist fight
>antagonist gains the upper hand, has his gun pointed at the MC
>Pulls trigger
>MC flinches
>*Click*
>gun was empty
>Antagonist walks away

fix [piece of tech or invention]?? I INVENTED IT

Its probably because theyre all in cartoons and sitcoms but rarely in movies

>Dammit O'Reilly,you are a loose cannon. I am pairing you up with Washington
>Chief,anyone but him! He is always by the book
>better than your renegade ways,O'Reilly!
>QUIET,BOTH OF YOU! The mayor is busting my ass because of the mess you made in Chinatown chasing Tony Pasta. I am issuing a hands off warning
>But chie-
>DAMMIT THAT'S AN ORDER! TURN IN BOTH YOUR BADGES
>*two detectives start working on the case in their own time and bust up the conspiracy that goes all the way to the mayor*

Damn it,now while I was writing it,I want to watch this movie

>enhance

>stop

>I've got the DA breathing up my ass

>Help!