*throws towel at her*

*throws towel at her*
*walks out*
It's that simple folks

>If if if you know that I would not be in the hotel room then why ask PIG FUCK?

>literally throwing in the towel

>remove pants
>sit on her face
>BRAAAAPS the loudest BRAAP
It's that simple folks.

>Well George is married and Leo has had way better. Stick to telling the weather, cheeky.

There, done. A takedown that is both swift and good spirited.
Inb4 that one autist who posts a shitty response and then samefags his own reply to make it look better than it is.

Give it up, we can't win.

>as long as you suck my cock while i film

Oh, Jonah, you forgot your sweat towel

>*HISSSSSSSSSSSSS*

>George
George who? Wasn't it Brad Pitt?

Jonah BTFO

Oh, right. At the time Brad was married as well so the line still works.

Good answer otherwise, though.

oh, his cum rag. probably the closest he's ever gotten to impregnating anyone

I would just sit there in stunned silence until they forced me to leave.

That was utter shit. You're awful at this.

called it

Calm down jonah. it's just a joke. kinda like your career

>Still trying and failing to be funny.
Honestly, give up. You're not funny.
You're that kid in school we told to "stop trying to be funny" ain't you?

Is your refrigerator running, bitch well then you better go catch it

>glares angrily at her making eye contact the whole time
>stands on top of the table, still making eye contact
*HNNNNNNGGGG*
>face becoming beet red
*HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>veins popping out of Jonahs neck
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
>starts making his way towards the bitch as security starts to eye him nervously
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
>*takes big breath *
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>face is purple at this point
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
>quickly pulls down his pants and fires shit at her like a cannon on Bastille Day
*exhales*
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP