Could he do it?

Could he do it?

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i unironically think that he is capable of that. Comedians often have great dramatic skills. Sandler, Williams, Carrey, Cezary Pazura

I would pick up House of Cards again. James would probably replace Wright with Remini like he did with his new sitcom.

Yeah dude, and cast Steven Seagal as the Russian president.

youtube.com/watch?v=uLwWRZGZVTw

Not gonna lie I've always liked Kevin James

Apparently he's an asshole IRL.

>Mr President we can't do that, it's impossible!
>SHUTTYYY

so suddenly the character is fat and retarded? hw are they going to explain that one?

They didn't the last season

hes american

Kek

The only possible way for this to work is for them to play it totally straight as if nothing has changed.

well whats the alternative? they have an mc introduce him and he comes in doing his kevin james retard dance?

DELET

oh yeah i remember hearing about that, apparently he was a real dickhead to a cashier and complained about electric infetterance or something

youtu.be/LQj--Kjn0z8

Are we sure he's not another two pin din plug? Don't want to just stick another Unabummer in there.

redemption ark from being gay and retarded

Why the fuck are you ruining House of Cards over some "allegations?"

you can’t ruin what’s already shit

well the IRL president is now fat and retarded so it's not that big of a stretch

DRUMPFINI BTFO!

>never watched king of queens before or anything with Kevin James at all i dont think
>start new job where I get up an hour earlier, so watch King of Queens every morning instead of Everybody Loves Raymond

its growing on me. comfy show

>Robin Wright bitches about not getting paid the same as Kevin Spacey
>Spacey outed as pedo
>people would rather have fucking Kevin James instead of Wright as the lead
HAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck you

Wait so this is just another meme that mainstream media has failed to pick up on right.
>actor with terrible filmography replacing Kevin Spacey
>they have the same name and hahaxd paul blart maul blart memers
Esoteric corners of the internet meme shit into existence all the time and msm act like it's the general publics opinion. WTF is this?

They're too old to understand the culture anymore, so they just try to quess right.

>kevin plays a chris christie like character
>montage of hired goons wrecking some shipyard while he uncontrollably feasts on crab legs on a public beach he closed down for himself

id watch it, instead of a silly southern accent he'd have a boston one.

>Get on board I'll call it in!

I can't wait till their idiotic guessing triggers the rube goldberg machine that activates a launch sequence

Everyone is sometimes.

If it's played as a complete farce then yes.

>the moon is a satellite, a servent to the earth. it has no business blocking it from the suns light

Art copies real life

>Kevin James still gets paid more
Beautiful

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/polska/ proszę idź i zostań idź

I'm all for this shit. PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN!!

I would ironically watch

>"Mr. President, some somali pirates captured one of our vessels."
>"Prep the nukes, general, time for some sweet RE-TA-LIA-SHEEOOHHN!"
>"But sir...!"
>"SHUTTY!"

>"What's the main-course for this state-dinner, Mr. Petrov?"
>"Borscht, from a highly esteemed Russian Michelin restaurant!"
*makes fart noise with hand over his mouth*
*turns to first lady Carrie*
>"I'll show him who's the "Borscht", know what I'm saying? HEHAHEHAHE!"

>tfw Kevin kino could be back on the menu

I hope he rolls his fat all over that angry bitch Robin, just all over her.

WAIT MY IMMORTAL SON

No let it fucking die. I want Wright to be out of a job.

hi Germanbro

I heard it in my head.

I was there if you wanna hear the full story

How long do you think it would take to type out? I'd like to hear it

>ruining
We re saving it.

Is he enough of a predatory gay pedo to take over from Spacey?

Just missing Arthur puttering around the White House.

The first late-night host to make that happen is gonna get all kinds of upvotes.

>please rise for our national anthem
>MY EYES ARE GETTIN' WEARY

I saw Kevin James at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I like you user. Whether you're playing along or not, it's adorable.

>My fellow Americans
youtu.be/NIruao-3xI4

Phillip Seymour Hoffman also did comedy and had a better range than all them.

What a dick!

No!
It's
her
turn!

HELP HELP MY INSULIN LEVELS HAVE FALLEN

So this is based entirely on them both having the name Kevin?

HELP HELP THE GAS GAUGE ON MY SEGWAY HAS FALLEN

We got a nu-male cuck here, lads.

I KEEP THIS MALL CLEAN BUT I AINT A FART, YO BOY THESE PIXIE STIX ARE TASTING KINDA TART, YO YOUVE LOST BOY, SHOULDVE KNOWN FROM THE START THAT THERES NO DAMN WAY YOURE GONNA MESS WITH PAUL BLART

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King of Queens is kino, so no doubt.

He has the hairline for it. Greenlight it!

Audible kek thanks.

PLEASE

Jeb noooo!

I thought you were gonna post this user

Not to mention on the show Spacy's character is a bisexual fag whereas Kevin James looks like the kind of guy who would happily fuck the same fat, mediocre housewife for the rest of his life.

His comedy chops were top notch in Twister. I unironically think he was funny in Along Came Sally.

>allegations
literately all the staff are saying they saw kevin spacey grabbing dicks on a daily basis

>kevin james
>not a misunderstood genius

youtube.com/watch?v=GQJ_70Uk4uQ
It already happened.

Adorable enough to fuck?

mallhollland drive

if he can't force himself to be civil in public, there's no way he behaves when he's horny and alone with a woman. better call more kevins.

>are saying
that's called an allegation

geez what a weirod

Why him? What is this meme?

Blartposters are getting out of hand.

lmao

wow wtf i had no idea kevin james was such an asshole

kek it's a famous Sup Forums meme, you idiot

10/10 would watch house of blart

wtf i don't think so, it sounds pretty real to me

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>those digits

checked

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Sup Forums on suicide watch after that comment.

when aren't they on suicide watch? big bunch of cry babies.

Sandler isn't a comedian, though.

wtf...no it's not.

You smell like a VERY stinky bowel movement.

Nice.

You need to go back to tumblr kiddo.

End yourself.

Nah dude, that's 100% Kevin James behavior