Why did Dr Grant shit his pants upon seeing the dinosaurs?

Why did Dr Grant shit his pants upon seeing the dinosaurs?

>shitting on Hammond's shoes

GRAAAAANT

the chili and sea bass didn't agree with him

That was after though. Clearly Alejandro had heard about Grant's 'incident' and cooking a chili dish was his idea of a sick joke

Chilean Sea Bass

/meme
/thread
/your life

t. didn't understand the movie

*Chili
*and

Jesus christ learn to speak American you fucking moron.

chill, Ian. Sea bass.

Chilly Anne™ sea bass.
Chilly Anne™ is a notoriously cheap frozen seafood catering company (it's elaborated on in the novel)
It's why they looked so disgusted with the food. It also serves as a foreshadowing of the irony of Hammond's 'spared no expense' line

He's actually cumming in his pants, the rest of the scene makes that obvious.

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You’re no fun.

>Because he's like me. He's a nigger.

what did juan valdez mean by this?

He didnt he handled that ish

>Chilly Anne
lol you got me

K I N O A F

it was a good thread.

>notoriously cheap frozen seafood
Anyone who knows anything about seafood knows that flash frozen at sea is better 99% of the time, and is effectively fresher than "fresh" which has to account for the time it takes to go from net to boat, to truck, to fridge, to kitchen.


Unless you're at a quay or fisherman's market, or you have some idea of the supply line behind the fish you're buyingm or you're buying live shellfish... you're better off getting frozen.

not too bad

Goldbluman group

more dinos plz

Jurasshit Shart

why is he bending over like that?

so glad I was in that thread

is he about to poo the loo?

This, uh... this thread is one big pile of shit.

Much like the movie.

>pretending to be a pleb to troll
0/10

maybe he is indian?

anymore like this?

also include me in the screencap plz.

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designated shitting parks

Quite literally sharted when he posted that in the thread.

bump

how to poo in the loo the movie.

Leave Laura Dern out of these edits! SHe's a good girl!

whats with this thread what does it say about our society ask yourselves

I laughed for a good minute at this.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

You would too if you saw fucking dinosaurs

who wouldn't