what were his last thoughts?
What were his last thoughts?
My heads cold.
"What about the Clone attack on the Jedi?"
>Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I miss my wives.
Fucking furbags I should have let them die
>I should have signed for Coneheads 2
>Guys...I thought we were friends
>What about the Wookies?
why did i become a jedi?
Is this the saddest death in all of star wars?
does the afterlife exist in the star wars universe?
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Yep, that's me"
>Fuck, I should really use the force to just push all these people right now.
>Oh well, dying aint that bad.
>I should’ve gone to the Wookiees instead
...
Yes, there are literal ghosts
>Fuck you Dan Akroyyyyyyd
>"Now that I think about it, this unsolicited army ordered by a rogue Jedi from a planet of long necked anime looking freaks WAS quite suspicious... Probably should've thought this through more. I'm quite dense, really.
>avenge me my son
>"Ki-Adi- Mundi now appears to be Ki-Subtracti-Dundi.
Only for light side users who learn how to become force ghosts.
>I bet the Jews did this
>Why did I not sense their betrayal? Why did I not use Force Push to incapacitate them, or Force Speed out of there, or one of many other Force powers that could have saved my life? Shitty Lucas writing.
...
>Jedi Master
>gets killed by a single squad of clone troopers
Why were the Jedi relevant at all if they were so weak?
>I wish I was at home playing Battlefront 2 right now
>Should have been home watching the James Bond marathon on TNT
>THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>IM IN CHARGE HERE
>*Forms up behind you
>PSHHH nothing personal jedi scum. In this moment we are euphoric. Not because of some phony jedi's wisdom, but because we are enlightened by the Emperor's order sixty and six.
I was starting to question Lucas's writing ability until those lines. Absolute perfection.
>light side users who learn how
so explain vader
> I hope chewbacca spreads the word of how we the jedi saved his people
his tax policy
>I wonder if Obi-wan has found out who is behind senator Amidala's assassination attempt
>record scratch
That's me, Ki Adi-Mundi. I bet you're all wondering how I found myself here. Well...
His thoughts dwell on your mother.
I fucking KNEW i couldn't trust these lab grown ni--
Master Sifo Dyas was killed nearly 10 years ago. And Count Dooku is a political idealist, not a rogue Jedi.
force ghosts exist if you pool your mana into it
the only known force ghosts are
>qui gon
>yoda
>obi wan
>anakin
>possibly Sheev
but even force ghosts are only temporary
AAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME WOOKIEES
Not like this... Not like this.
I wish I could work out at the library one last time.