"She didn't even recognize my voice..."

>"She didn't even recognize my voice..."

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Please stop posting Bill. It hurts.

I gave Bill a lot of credit there. He knew when to pack it in and call it a day. He kind of imagined that deep in his heart everything would work out for them but he realized that his vision of reality and how things actually were were very different.

He couldn't in good conscious expect to ruin her happy life with all those kids and grand kids and he let it go.

He fucked himself up with the voice thing, no shit he wasnt foremost on her mind after 50 years. He could have not opened w the serial killer awkwardness and had a more edifying interaction but that's Bill. Beautiful episode.

>it starts with him being a funny shit bill gates impersonator in passing
>ends in this

Nathan for you has so many twists and turns I dont know what to expect.

Autistic black writer redemption arc when.

That hooker was beyond thicc

Nathan couldn't keep it together at all during that conversation. Usually he only breaks for a second or two but he was cringing just as much as everyone watching.

>Autistic black writer redemption arc when.
I think that guy is the original Krager desu

Nathan let his delusional lifestyle go too far. Bill's a joke. It was fun watching his life crash and burn. That scene was the most pathetic piece of kino I've seen on TV for awhile.

Past a certain age a man without a family can be a bad thing

Am I okay? Are YOU okay?

It was marketed as a 2 hour episode but the copy I saw on Comedy Central was 1 hr 23 minutes. Am I watching an abridged version?

>Bill the Bill Gates
>Brian Wolfe

What are other god tier N4U recurring characters?

2hrs is with commercials prolly. Every version I found was 1.23 hrs.

it's the commercials i guess

It's 'American 2 hours' so about 40 minutes of it is adverts

I think the rest of the 2 hours is commercials. Like how an hour long show is only 43~ minutes when you take out commercial breaks

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-3hyrkzFRss

Americucks have an advert every 5 minutes

Solomon for sure.

Cornelius and Solomon

Gun-toting Santa Claus

Dustland fairytale beginning
Just another white trash
County kiss
Sixty one
Long brown hair and foolish eyes
He looks just like you want him to
Some kind of slick chrome American prince
A blue jean serenade
And Moon River what'd you do to me
And I don't believe you

>"Who did that"
>..."Cornelius Ladd"

He seemed so fullfilled being then head of that fake newspaper and so sad when his funding was pulled and hos paper shut down

TO
HER
FUCKING
GRAVE

Haha nice one Sup Forums!

Try not to cut yourself on that edge, Mr. Übermensch.

Judge filosa
Drunk santa
And he only showed up once but Nathans best friend has some recurring potential

fuck off austin

Moon river, wider than a mile
I'm crossing you in style some day
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're goin', I'm goin' your way
Two drifters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbow's end, waitin' 'round the bend
My huckleberry friend, moon river, and me

Was this the series finale?

has it been picked up for s5??

>gut that goes to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a big movie star is also completely delusional.
Could have told you that one.

Comedy Central has said they'll keep making more as long as Nathan wants to keep doing it, but Nathan hasn't decided if he wants to do more yet.

He visibly cracked when Bill talked about eating the mixed nuts.

>dat genuine reaction to bill's "gotta know what you stick it in"
>"jesus bill"

He barely kept it together throughout the entire episode. When he first gets the escort for Bill and Bill declines saying "You've gotta know what you're sticking it in." he breaks big time and exclaims "Jesus Bill!".

>"you mind if i dip in again?"
i forget exactly what he said but that was the funniest moment in the whole show for me

tfw you're a ding dong daddy from Dumas

>gotta know what you stick it in
> can't go by the polls you go by election day
> what's the point if the cameras are on

Got dayum so much wisdom in one adventure

How do i convice people to watch this show

Do what I did and show them the video store episode

>"here i go digging in again"

you can see nathan lose it at that line

>here i go digging in again

What ep is that from?

>ywn get a thoughtful old man gift from bill

youtu.be/qL19prcBwZ0

Lmao

How does Bill actually make a living? Selling bootleg serving dishes?

especially considering he spent so much time, money, and energy getting to this one point. only for bill to not even go inside the house

the movement is lowkey the best of second best episode

beyond thicc is just fat

Who's nathan's best friend?
Do you mean H. Jon Benjamin? Voice of Archer Stirling and Bobs Burgers.

Would things have gone differently if Bill had just gone in alone to talk to her like Nathan wanted instead of calling on fucking camera?

He didn't want Bill to go to the house, that would've been terrible

Chad Bill

make them watch the gas station episode

What it would have been amazing

he probably would have asked to use her bathroom

props to nathan for being the voice of reason during the whole thing. Could have ambushed this old lady for the show but decided against it

the king of sting.

The second time when he called the actress lady to ask her out and said do you know who this is I fucking lost it

He did ambush an unrelated old lady and let Bill use her bathroom though.

I'm not gay, but Nathan is a really cute man.

>only one mic

da pussy is good tho so she cool

>like some sort of slick chrome American prince

the finale..

post the funniest moment from any nathan for you episode

That's pretty surprising. The show oddly never really found mainstream success, and seems like it must have a pretty big budget with some of the stunts he pulls. I'm surprised comedy central hasn't axed it by now

James Bailey is the best recurring character.

>don't be an astronaut, kid. My whole family died in space
>you're not a baby, are you?

Huh I dont remember that line specifically.

They probably like it
It's about to start airing in the UK too

>Change came in disguised of revelation set his soul on fire, she said she'd always knew he'd come around.

It's directly after the "you think I look like a stalker" line

40 fucking minutes of commercials, unbelievable.

Thank fuck I torrent everything.

Nah the guy he stole the urine from. Brendan I think.

>peak regretkino
how does he do it lads

There's too many.

>You wanna I parka your caaaah?

i have no idea but he seems to have a lot of spare cash

I'm still a bit shocked how unattractive she was considering how much she charges and how successful she seems to have been. Like I'm a desperate horny lonely guy and I wouldn't have sex with her for free, let alone for those prices

Post pictures you fucking homos

b8. she had a+ tits and the rest was a 6/10 at worst

She's reasonably priced

>speaks english fluently
>actually american
>white
>can act like she cares about you believably
>attractive enough you want to fuck her but also you think she could fall in love with you

She's a perfect storm prostitute.

She seemed pretty friendly and accessible, I think thats one of her biggest sells, and she even markets that in ther site.

I laugh if off, he can't be serious.
oh shit

This is the truth, she was able to make a weird situation pretty comfortable and nice. Gotta give her props for that

TELL HER HUSBAND THAT I CHALLENGE HIM TO PERSONAL COMBAT

faggot

Yeah, this. She's nice and thick, cute face, fantastic tits but her real draw is how easy to talk to she is. A real talent for being a kind, comforting presence that makes her much more attractive than she otherwise would be. An illusion of sweet, sincere innocence.

...And all for only $350 p/h!

How much she charge and where is she? I'll hire her and fuck her on video then upload it for Sup Forums no memeing.

thank you for the laughs

he genuinely believed she would answer and say OH MY GOD BILL IT'S YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL SOONER

this is what he convinced himself of for 60 years. when reality didn't meet his expectations he didn't know how to handle it so he tried to force it.

Those types of escorts don't make videos

That's not that bad.

google maci delavon, she bumped her prices since the show

Knowingly. I never said I was going to tell her it was being recorded.

Like $450/hr, she travels all around the South/Southeast/Midwest. If you live outside the states she frequents, you can fly her out to you for like $200 more or so.

>Like I'm a desperate horny lonely guy and I wouldn't have sex with her for free
sure thing, user

Sorry, but she said were not allowed to link her site and she won't fuck any Nathan For You fans.

Bullshit user. I'm in the same boat and I'd happily fuck her. She's hot.