BLUE PLANET Thread - Episode 3/7 - "Coral Reefs"
Kick Off at 20:00 BST. As always, johnny foreigners welcome if you can find a stream.
BLUE PLANET Thread - Episode 3/7 - "Coral Reefs"
Kick Off at 20:00 BST. As always, johnny foreigners welcome if you can find a stream.
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Flapjack octopus is cute. CUTE!
SOON
You guys seen the debenhams Christmas advert?
No
stream pls
Ruth Langsford is top milf material tbqh.
She's about to get BTFO here in the judges' vote. She can't dance.
Why can't they stop the excessive use of slow-mo in their episodes? How about some nice 100%speed footage?
She definitely did worse just now than yesterday, but tbqh I thought she was okay yesterday.
Hold tight my man
i'm ready for amimals
Yeah I couldn't see what was wrong yesterday but the judges hated it. She was a trainwreck tonight. Even a layman could see that was awful.
Same reason they added helicopter sounds to flying insects in planet earth II
Fuck off Anton du Beke.
Obnoxious sound effects for the benefit of facebook crowd incoming.
Your mum's on benefits.
Bit racy for the BBC there
HERE WE GO
this episode will be Finding Kino
that seahorse is literally me
And now for the only thing you can trust the BBC to do right.
More like cuntle fish.
It started long ago for me
Magic fish wtf
hypno-skin is cheating
THIS HURTS YOU
stupid sexy cuttlefish
I wish they'd drop the absurd sound effects and foley FFS
>that mars attacks soundtrack
>cuttlefish turn into some kind of fucking star wars ship to hunt crabs
lel
>the hypno sounds
How the fuck did they evolve that?
The Chad shark versus the Virgin Cuntlefish
prepackaged for the amerishart market
This.
I fucking struggle to catch, hold or even say things sometimes and this fucking thing can manipulate its skin in colourful waves
>highly intelligent
That octopus is literally me.
Why can't we change colour?
Everything we're seeing is CGI
An opportunistic fishy following around the chad octopus is not team work.
Buddy cop movie when?
We can, nigger
One day a scandal is going to break at the BBC regarding all this stuff being fake as fuck.
>bird noises underwater
nah fuck off you've gone too far this time Attenborough
RIP little yellow fella.
And on top of that, Attenborough being the biggest child molester in modern memory.
Poor turtle
Literally this is almost unbelieable
>excuse me while I shit everywhere
They shit sand?
cleaning turtles:D
>going to Turtle Rock where a team of small fish give you a free makeover
comfy af
Literally a fucking spa.
middle east eww
Turtle spa
It was #herturn after all.
>we had to make these animals in CGI because honestly they were already extinct
...
I hate all the false narrative shit. It was the same in Planet Earth II. They try to construct stories around animals that are barely shown in the same frame.
the smuggest dolphin
>rape apologists
Best type of tv tbph
Why do you think it's a false narrative? Just because it's impressive?
>dolphin games
Being a bit topical here with the Weinstein scandal, I see
Because if it was real they'd actually show it happening. Instead of close ups and footage that's obviously out of sync.
>Maelstrom
>cum whirlpool
this is too far attenborough
They do show it happening. What do closeups have to do with it? What do you even mean by out of sync?
...
that whirlpool was cgi right?
Do you think aliens have a program called planet earth too? Where they just watch shit we do and commentate on it
Getting Super Mario Sunshine PTSD right now tbqh.
>not talking about dolphin rape caves
Typical BBC letting cis blue dolphins off the hook
spooky night shit hold me
Where is its stomach and organs?
>sea snakes
Nightmare fuel
Dang it Bobbit
>bobbitt worm
fucking terrifying
REKT
Serve those little faggots right for following me around when I’m night diving
fish are bullying the snake :(
>meter long worm
stay underwater
fuck off worm
>sand worms
im out
black nemo fish wtff
I'm just going to forget that exists
This is unironically the plot of it
rapist worm exposed
The Chad fish exposing the virgin bobbet.
FUCK
those asshole fish deserved it desu
Watch out, Bobbits about
think again
I bet bbc planet that shell
>Nigger Nemo
Keep your friends close
And your anemones closer
WE
homehusband cuckfish
>black washing nemo
Fucking bbc, theyre 3% of the population, Brexit means Brexit, REEEEEÈEEEEEE
Fuck the matriarchy.