BLUE PLANET Thread - Episode 3/7 - "Coral Reefs"

BLUE PLANET Thread - Episode 3/7 - "Coral Reefs"

Kick Off at 20:00 BST. As always, johnny foreigners welcome if you can find a stream.

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Flapjack octopus is cute. CUTE!

SOON

You guys seen the debenhams Christmas advert?

No

stream pls

Ruth Langsford is top milf material tbqh.

She's about to get BTFO here in the judges' vote. She can't dance.

Why can't they stop the excessive use of slow-mo in their episodes? How about some nice 100%speed footage?

She definitely did worse just now than yesterday, but tbqh I thought she was okay yesterday.

Hold tight my man

i'm ready for amimals

Yeah I couldn't see what was wrong yesterday but the judges hated it. She was a trainwreck tonight. Even a layman could see that was awful.

Same reason they added helicopter sounds to flying insects in planet earth II

Fuck off Anton du Beke.

Obnoxious sound effects for the benefit of facebook crowd incoming.

Your mum's on benefits.

Bit racy for the BBC there

HERE WE GO

this episode will be Finding Kino

that seahorse is literally me

And now for the only thing you can trust the BBC to do right.

More like cuntle fish.

It started long ago for me

Magic fish wtf

hypno-skin is cheating

THIS HURTS YOU

stupid sexy cuttlefish

I wish they'd drop the absurd sound effects and foley FFS

>that mars attacks soundtrack

>cuttlefish turn into some kind of fucking star wars ship to hunt crabs
lel

>the hypno sounds

How the fuck did they evolve that?

The Chad shark versus the Virgin Cuntlefish

prepackaged for the amerishart market

This.

I fucking struggle to catch, hold or even say things sometimes and this fucking thing can manipulate its skin in colourful waves

>highly intelligent

That octopus is literally me.

Why can't we change colour?

Everything we're seeing is CGI

An opportunistic fishy following around the chad octopus is not team work.

Buddy cop movie when?

We can, nigger

One day a scandal is going to break at the BBC regarding all this stuff being fake as fuck.

>bird noises underwater
nah fuck off you've gone too far this time Attenborough

RIP little yellow fella.

And on top of that, Attenborough being the biggest child molester in modern memory.

Poor turtle

Literally this is almost unbelieable

>excuse me while I shit everywhere

They shit sand?

cleaning turtles:D

>going to Turtle Rock where a team of small fish give you a free makeover
comfy af

Literally a fucking spa.

middle east eww

Turtle spa

It was #herturn after all.

>we had to make these animals in CGI because honestly they were already extinct

...

I hate all the false narrative shit. It was the same in Planet Earth II. They try to construct stories around animals that are barely shown in the same frame.

the smuggest dolphin

>rape apologists

Best type of tv tbph

Why do you think it's a false narrative? Just because it's impressive?

>dolphin games
Being a bit topical here with the Weinstein scandal, I see

Because if it was real they'd actually show it happening. Instead of close ups and footage that's obviously out of sync.

>Maelstrom

>cum whirlpool
this is too far attenborough

They do show it happening. What do closeups have to do with it? What do you even mean by out of sync?

...

that whirlpool was cgi right?

Do you think aliens have a program called planet earth too? Where they just watch shit we do and commentate on it

Getting Super Mario Sunshine PTSD right now tbqh.

>not talking about dolphin rape caves

Typical BBC letting cis blue dolphins off the hook

spooky night shit hold me

Where is its stomach and organs?

>sea snakes

Nightmare fuel

Dang it Bobbit

>bobbitt worm
fucking terrifying

REKT
Serve those little faggots right for following me around when I’m night diving

fish are bullying the snake :(

>meter long worm
stay underwater

fuck off worm

>sand worms
im out

black nemo fish wtff

I'm just going to forget that exists

This is unironically the plot of it

rapist worm exposed

The Chad fish exposing the virgin bobbet.

FUCK

those asshole fish deserved it desu

Watch out, Bobbits about

think again

I bet bbc planet that shell

>Nigger Nemo

Keep your friends close

And your anemones closer

WE

homehusband cuckfish

>black washing nemo
Fucking bbc, theyre 3% of the population, Brexit means Brexit, REEEEEÈEEEEEE

Fuck the matriarchy.