You're at a bar when some drunk asshole and his friends decide to pick a fight. What celebrity do you want with you to help kick their ass?
You're at a bar when some drunk asshole and his friends decide to pick a fight...
Joseph Morales
Jack Gonzalez
Kiefer Sutherland
Sebastian Rodriguez
Liam, of course.
Nicholas Watson
Emma Roberts
Matthew Long
Is Kiefer Sutherland the drunk asshole or the helping hand?
Hunter Kelly
please tell me this is shopped.
Nicholas Wood
Yes.
Gavin Williams
Prime Bolo Yeung
Jayden Sullivan
Michael Jai White
Christian Lee
Nathan Richardson
...
Cooper Roberts
Steven Seagal
Christopher Perry
fun fact: 42 years old there.
Joseph Peterson
...
Ayden Myers
Kief would lay that chink out in a heartbeat.
Owen Phillips
he doesn't know about Liam "Piss Tank" Neeson
William Jones
It's a tough choice if I can only have one.
I'd like to party with Kiefer, but if I needed to partner up in a brawl I'd have to go with Russell Crowe.
Brandon Gomez
That's quite amazing, he looks great for that age. Van Damme didn't age all that bad either. Anyone know if his new show 'Jean-Claude Van Johnson' on Amazon is any good?
Jace Davis
DOLPH LUNDGREN
power gap
Sean Bean
Mel Gibson
outta my way vietnam fuckin shits
Jason Momoa
Kurt Russell
Van Damme
Connor Gomez
>whips out his dick
>asks permission to jerk it to the fight
Zachary Davis
>Anyone know if his new show 'Jean-Claude Van Johnson' on Amazon is any good?
Only seen the pilot but yeah it's pretty cool, my only gripe is that the daily life of JCVD is a lot more interesting than him secretly being some kind of super trouble shooter, if that makes sense.
Also the Chin will protect
Easton Wood
are you guys fucking serious
Carter Harris
How do I have fun when I drink?
Alcohol makes me feel drained and tired. So many people love getting trashed and seem high on life when they are.
Jordan Jones
I was at a bar once with an extremely drunk Keif. It's the kind of thing you know happens but to actually see it in person with your own two eyes is quite a sight.
Noah Parker
You need to loosen up as a person first. Alcohol tends to enhance your natural attitude so if you're uptight normally alcohol isn't going to change that much.
Bentley Long
Being around cool people is important if you want to have fun while drinking. I just drink alone until I pass out and it's not much fun. If it makes you tired you should have some energy drinks before getting drunk. It also allows you to drink a lot more.
Levi Barnes
It will make sense when I watch, like as not. I'm a big fan of Van Damme.
Probably best not drinking. I've significantly cut down on alcohol from how much I used to drink and I no longer enjoy the things I did when I was drinking, mostly video games. Not a terrible thing but the boredom and cynicism is pretty bad.
Kayden Murphy
>have some energy drinks before getting drunk
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas. But seriously, it's super bad for your heart.
Thomas Moore
Arnold probably isn't fun to drink with though.
Jose Turner
take speed and benzos
Justin Howard
Ray Winstone because he seems like the type of guy who'd keep going till the wheels fall off.
Brayden Gomez
Russel Crowe obviously.
Benjamin Rivera
>I no longer enjoy the things I did when I was drinking, mostly video games
I quit drinking entirely and the only video games I still play are on my phone for 5-10 minutes a day. Literally nothing is fun. Sober 6 months after a decade of reckless alcoholism and mostly neet life
Chase Hernandez
This, however as he is applying various holds,he would say "if you where sober,this wouldn't be necessary" in a calm tone,kinda makes you feel like a jerk,even though that is not his intention.
Psst...look up.the Adam carolla podcast he was on,dude is such more bad than you think the he is.
15 yrs old,lied about his age to join an 18 and over tournament.
But for comedy value,I think the trailer park boys,that includes j-roc and the roc pile,would lead to a better bar story later on.
Anthony Parker
1. Naruto
2. Sasuke uchiha
Juan Kelly
>wanting some pussy attention whoring actor to help you in a fight instead of a real fighter
Nope.
Joseph Murphy
>he runs away and claims he was never there and if he had been he'dve beat them all up
Christopher James
We are the same. Didn't even realise I was an alcohol but in hindsight I probably was. I spent years drinking wine and playing video games.
Liam Thompson
>not posting the king of manlet fighters
Connor Cruz
...
Jace Sanders
...
Samuel Robinson
>took this long for someone to post this
Sup Forums is slipping
Camden Garcia
>lost to the "villain" of Beverly Hills Cop 3
You're already dead kiddo
Christopher Perry
sylvester stallone
power gap
>>DOLPH LUNDGREN
power gap
Sean Bean
Mel Gibson
outta my way vietnam fuckin shits
Jason Momoa
Kurt Russell
Van Damme
Grayson Morales
...
Ryan Jones
Now why would you that?
Colton Roberts
Big talker, absolute faggot that acts like a 13 year old on all of his podcasts.
Mason Wright
kek
Camden Jones
i dont know man, what if THE LEAHW stops him
Jeremiah Barnes
...
Colton Jones
The only correct answer
Robert Peterson
m.youtube.com
obligatory
Ethan Lopez
Please stop with this hurtful meme guys.
Landon Davis
...
Carter Ortiz
...
Parker Parker
...
Ryan Barnes
If I want the other person to actually go home in a body bag then this is my choice.
Ethan Clark
God damn these always kill me
Evan Perez
...
Carson Wood
The Rock
Logan Powell
>instabulk
How's she do that?
Carson Thompson
...
Charles Scott
>wanting to drink
Faggot
William Walker
...
Jack Nguyen
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Eli Davis
...
Brandon Smith
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Benjamin Ross
Him naturally.
Camden Morris
seems like a genuinely cool guy too. 10/10 would enlist as an unwilling surrogate father figure
Zachary Johnson
Tom Hanks because i know he would take the beating for me and then be gracious about it later. i would pick his unconscious ass up off the floor, seat him on a stool and he would buy us a round of expensive scotch.
Justin Watson
Gerald Butler
Dont like him as an actor, but pretty sure he can brawl with the best of them
Austin Baker
You already posted him.
Andrew Mitchell
I don't think he's any different from a non-famous drunk person desu.
Julian Morgan
That one guy who holds up the "refugees welcome" sign
Jaxson Clark
...
Landon Murphy
Mark Wahlberg.
Particularly if my assailant is an Asian.
Nolan White
>Trejo was in and out of jail for 11 years. While serving time in San Quentin, he won the lightweight and welterweight boxing titles. Imprisoned for armed robbery and drug offenses
nice choice
Henry Sanders
when youre drinking with Mark Wahlberg, your assailant BECOMES asian
Dominic Wood
there's plenty of chairs in a bar Chief Kief can't do nothing against that
Jordan Morales
This
David Lee
HUT SET KIYA!
Luke Evans
...
Charles Price
onngury rice, cause if i kick his ass she might be impressed enough to go on a date with me
Jack Young
how old are you
Grayson Clark
...
Hunter Murphy
excluding martial arts guys and people over 6'3'', i would probably go with Chris Pine, Evans or Mel Gibson.
Josiah Morales
Get Chris Pine, Evans, and Hemsworth to form the Alpha Chris Voltron.
Ayden Morales
ITT: everyone thinks this is about kicking Keifer Sutherland's ass
Wyatt Cook
No one can beat Chief Kief.
Charles Kelly
The question here of course is "is it a through underwear piss or a poorly aimed stream of piss on the outer layer of trousering stain?"
Isaac Reyes
I think he would play dirty, take quite a beating and enjoy the process
Samuel Martinez
>when you actually start to feel sorry for the guys that picked the fight
Ryan Fisher
>DOLPH LUNDGREN
came here to post this
Michael Cox
Can we use this to determine how big his penis is?
Kevin Nelson
Unironically one of the better choices.
Eli Bell
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Ayden Green
>Witnesses told the paper that Bean, 52, and model April Summers were smoking outside the bar when a passerby made lewd comments about her, and Bean chased him down the street. The man returned to the bar later that evening, spotted Bean outside again and attacked him.
>The actor was reportedly punched in the face and stabbed in the arm with broken glass.
>Despite the injuries, Bean chose not to go to the hospital. Instead, he accepted a first aid kit from the bar staff and then ordered another drink.
Based
Ian King
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Kevin Martin
So do you think it was worth it?
Andrew Peterson
If he couldn't talk them down then at least you know he can take a beating.