To Boldly go where no empowered female has gone before!!! ENGAGE!
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Noah Thomas
STD finally setting Trek straight.
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>The OP of this thread:
Shit.
Kayden Lopez
Is drawing on eyebrows logical?
Brody Miller
awesome, cant include that in OP was told???
they not let us put links in OP's for generals because it draws attention.
Wyatt Sanchez
BEST SHIP
BEST CAPTAIN
Truly STD is great
Dylan Anderson
Ok ok.. so they realized they can beam 2 people aboard the klingon ship to plant some transmitters when instead they could have just beamed a photon torpedo or something and blown it up from the inside?
whaa...
Xavier Wilson
Why did they make the gays stereotypical broadway fags. They could at least try to make them less effeminate.
Luke Wilson
Blowing up the ship would really have helped with the goal of figuring out how to detect cloaked ships, brainlet.
Brandon Reyes
Because with the cloak signatures they can detect other cloaked ships too.
They could have just beamed the detectors down though.
Levi Collins
>I'll just do a final jump
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
Brody Miller
They needed to collect data, so the rest of the fleet could detect Klingon cloaks. Still, they have just beamed in a shit-ton of nerve-gas and captured the ship outright.
Camden Bell
>They could have just beamed the detectors down though.
I guess there's still a risk of them being discovered and disabled so having two fuckers there to defend them kinda makes sense.
Austin Davis
You can scavenge the wreckage. Whatever I guess. There is all kinds of things they could have just beamed onboard inside of sending people.
Sebastian Reyes
Just beam down some forcefield generators or some shit.
Or toxic gas.
Tyler Collins
They have already discovered the critical flaw of the shields beind down after decloaking...
They could do the same thing every single time.
Hunter King
Truth is chief, im just 2 days away from retirement. I'll do one more jump for you chief, then thats it. Im retired. Living the good life chief. Me and and the husband are moving to florida. 2 days from retirement chief. Im out of the game.
Leo Davis
But Klingons have spacesuits now, so the nerve gas wouldn't disable everyone. As for forcefield generators, sure, but are mobile ones even a thing in Star Trek? I can't think of one off the top of my head, but it's not like this show gives a fuck. Also, beaming people down is good for drama, I guess.
Asher Nguyen
Beam down a mountain of garbage to dig through.
Embed the device in a giant slab of metal.
Beam all the klingons off the bridge into space.
Nicholas Myers
this pissed me off because it was so obvious going in
then it doubly pissed me off because i like the character. stop hurting him reeeee
Jose Nguyen
you've obviously never been around many fems. Its a very muted relationship. Has there even been a kiss ?
Andrew Parker
>Truth is chief, im just 2 days away from retirement. I'll do one more jump for you chief, then thats it. Im retired. Living the good life chief. Me and and the husband are moving to florida. 2 days from retirement chief. Im out of the game.
Literally Dead Meat from Hot Shots.
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I couldn't stop laughing.
David Sullivan
>30-year-old virgin nigress sleeping on your coach
>not rape her
You guys weren't kidding about the bad writing.
Cooper Peterson
Based link bro, I'd suck your dick if I could
Brayden Richardson
>implying you could ever enjoy hotdog down a hallway sex after you've had your doubledick in a klingon vagoo
Wyatt Walker
She's a virgin...
Hudson Gutierrez
He's really grown on my since his first appearance.
Shame I still hate everybody else.
Jason Jones
He couldn't forget them Klingon tittays.
Nathan Lopez
I dont think you got the point of anons post
Dominic Davis
I was really hoping for something like this instead:
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Daniel Harris
I forgot how to pronounce her name. What is it again?
Anthony Young
I liked the part where they dropped they can detect cloaked ships from lightyears away.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Anyone got that capped? I think I blinked...
Anthony Russell
Loretta, but she prefers "Lottie"
Grayson Lewis
PETAQED
Adrian Thomas
Like laurel... as in Stan Laurel
Thomas Russell
How can anyone be so cool?
Julian Allen
more like tlhIngan'd
Xavier Foster
Cool guys don't look at explosions... there's that song stuck in my head again.
Jacob Campbell
Thanks now I have 2 names to call while i spank it to her.
Matthew Butler
the scene with the rape guy and the admiral was cringe worthy
Noah Foster
Shit i'll be singing it all day
Xavier Garcia
Is it just me or are the postures of most people kinda weird? I feel like Lorca's ass is sticking out weirdly every time he's in a side shot but that may be just due to the uniform or something, or just my imagination.
Lucas Fisher
...
Henry Flores
...
Sebastian Rodriguez
yeah but not the actual rape right?
Noah Young
I wonder whether they'll ever bring back my ACTUAL tlhlnganfu though...
Joseph Carter
They already stated this in previous episodes. They can detect the big power surge/anomaly of cloaked ships, but they can't see or track them, so they can't fight them effectively
Juan Russell
can't stop thinking about lorca's ass, user?
Jonathan Barnes
Did they really create a fake actor so viewers wouldn't be able to connect the dots between Ash and Voq early on
Charles Fisher
>barfs in seven dimensions
Blake Russell
had way less nasty teeth in her first appearance though
Carter Scott
...
Cameron Jones
yup. they still sorta slacked on the job though
Asher Bell
Crisis actors double jobbing. Call the union
Gabriel Hughes
At first I couldn't believe they actually went there.
Then I whipped out my dick.
Kayden Brooks
>to be 14 again
Andrew Garcia
Be careful you might get an std if you tried to download that
Jack Jackson
You wouldnt dick her down my dude really. shes thicc af
Probably died offscreen but nice taste nonetheless
Grayson Williams
You mean
>barfs in dutch angle
David Hill
the teeth is half the fun
Ryan Foster
If her cooch is anything like her mouth it'd be like putting your dong razor-sharp in a blender.
Mason Russell
It was Like Seven of Nine all over again... who was introduced when I was an ACTUAL 14-year-old ... no, thirteen, actually.
Time flies.
Leo Phillips
Human vagine isnt like our mouths so i doubt it. But my nigga its two warrior race vagoo. Human females btfo for all eternity.
My nigga
William Baker
I remember getting off a couple times when she was brought in. One of my favorite characters.All in all a good fap.
Luis Hall
huh...I guess it doesn't
Jacob Allen
any webms of the multiple jumps
Tyler Perry
we'd all sit around and watch it then go beat off that night and talk about it the next morning. Im surprised im not committed.
Oliver Powell
I dont love the spin. Would have preferred the VOY transwarp/ dimension jump but whatever.
Benjamin Gray
Is the next part of STD going to be timey winey space exploring shenanigans instead of pew pewing the klingons?
Landon Cook
I haven't read that article but based on the heading alone it is absolutely correct.
Landon Ramirez
Just this one I got off their twitter
Owen Sanders
>nothing personnel kid
Jacob Collins
Is it ever explained why it spins?
Kayden Turner
>it's retards can't remember a thing episode
Juan Allen
Mycelium based rimjobs
David Lee
because it looks cool as fuck and they dont want it to look like regular warp or teleportation.
Cameron Morgan
She was, in fact, one of my earliest faps. Along with Lacey Chabert in "Lost in Space"
Nathaniel Thompson
If you think its for anything else other than rule of cool then you're a fool!
Jose Brown
instant transmission?
Daniel Ward
"Commander tell me about your sexual organs"
Jason Phillips
That's a good trick, user.
Liam James
Me too, user, me too...
Cameron Reed
Probably has something to do with the nature of the spores, the crewmembers they found on the ship were turned inside out in a helical pattern too.
Carter Reyes
>strange looking child
she turned out well tho.
Michael Jones
>Along with Lacey Chabert in "Lost in Space"
Bruh are you me? Holy shit even as a kid watching lost in space she used to give me stiffies.
Nicholas Hernandez
Because in their coke addled brains they think they're geniuses for coming up with something so fucking cool. When in reality it's retarded and makes zero sense.
Easton Lewis
they showed it? i stopped watching when the admiral started lambasting him because he was completely unable to do anything when they were discovered.
Dylan Brooks
EPIC FIGHT SCENE
Michael Collins
"Commander, tell me why your dick doesn't have pointy barbs and doesn't bend in two places to reach those inaccessible inside lady parts?"
Xavier Harris
Being able to detect something from lightyears away and not being able to detect it up close is not something that makes sense.
Jeremiah Moore
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John Ortiz
Why am I not surprised that Sup Forums is full of people over thirty...
Eli Campbell
Cloaktrail deniers need to leave
David King
that second klingon dissapointed when the girl lands a hit
Asher Johnson
This episode confirmed my theory that Stamets is The Traveler.
Julian Harris
It's a Sith ship. everyone knows that spinning is a Sith class skill (unlocked at level 30).
Nicholas Bailey
because the site is 14 years old?
Julian Campbell
Nah, that smug look just says: Promotion imminent – girl spared me the trouble.
Lucas Sullivan
Is it Farscape or B5-tier spacekino?