y'all ready for black frodo
Y'all ready for black frodo
yes
Ready for transgendered Saruman
More like black elves.
>novels
>s
REEEE WHY DON'T THEY EVER GET THIS RIGHT?
It's one novel, published in 3 volumes.
John Boyega is rumoured to play Aragorn. Can't wait!
I'm ready for fro-dog and his crew of hippity hobbits
WHY WONT THESE CUNTS JUST DO THE SILMARILLION?
They're called Orcs, user
How does this work as a show?
This is Amazon's answer to HBO's GoT and Netflix's Witcher probably.
Still, an odd choice.
it's going to be young aragon adventuring around middle earth
white lead, but with many black supporting cast as he'll be around south gondor and harad for much of it
BLACKED
NOBODY WANTS THIS SHIT
Better, probably. They could do one episode per chapter, one season per book.
People here don't reflect what others want. There will be plenty of people watching this, and quiet frankly, so will you.
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this will be atrocious no matter what.
What's wrong with nigger-elves?
>Black elves
You know its coming.
yo imma fuck her
I predict that Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas and Gandalf will all be non-white.
WE
WUZ
HOBBITZ
N SHIEEETTT
I'll stick with the movies and books and just watch the Sup Forumsacks cry out in impotent rage.
Gandalf can now be openly gay!
I predict the orcs and every other villian will look like nazi Germany
>when the shills don't even hide it anymore
Well, villains are evil and nazis are pure evil, so that would actually make sense
How fucking disgusting, they could not leave it alone.
No one walks away from a billion-dollar franchise. It's that simple
The billion-dollar question is will they slow-knife it to death like Disney's doing with SW, or will they bring it a rapid death like Sony did with Ghostbusters?
I can't wait for it to be HBOfied with sex and violence everywhere
>Lord of the Bling: Return of the Kang
Would he like it? He loved the jews so maybe...
The Hobbits are African Americans in the book, you illiterate fuck.
And Disney's Star Wars show.
there is at least enough content to make 10 episode before they reach rivendell
the lord of the chicken wings
You're all worried about how they'll shoehorn in minority actors but the real problem is that they'll completely shit on the legacy of LOTR by probably attempting to make some edgy GoT inspired bullshit with titties and ass all over the place. LOTR is a mythological hero's journey, but they'll probably make it grimdark as hell and a shitty revenge story or something completely missing the point of Tolkien's work.
>orxs will be white male monsters
Speak for yourself. I haven't even watched the last Hobbit film because the others were complete shit.
>steals gold jewelery
>don't want to give it back and instead "IT'S MINE GIBE ME DAT!"
>as soon as Saruman is dead they loot his tower
>white humans and elves have to provide for them
>and feed them
>and give them clothes
>and hand-hold them across the realm
>war breaks out at Gondor, and all they can do is sing a song because they have no other usable skills
>goes to peaceful Mordor where there's no violence or anything, and fucks it all up
>has everyone bow to them in the end because WE WAS KANGS AN SHEE-IT
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT