Some days I feel like Robocop

Julian Harris
Julian Harris

Some days I feel like Robocop

I died a long time ago, but somehow I soldier on. Just a corpse in a suit. Trying to cling onto the traces of a humanity that I will never again retain.

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Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

same

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

Such is life

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

why

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

really? sometimes i just walk around the house like robocop because it makes me feel cool.

Bentley Martinez
Bentley Martinez

I really really like this post

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

I do this and make the noises too.

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

Do you also eat baby food?

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

Dead or Alive, i'll never be happy

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

Some days I feel like terminator

Sent back in time to kill a woman who gives birth to the leader of the human resistance. Trying to come back while knowing some days I simply can't do it.

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

sometimes i feel like tony soprano.

an overweight balding man with mother issues and all i want to do is forget it all and eat pounds of gabagool.

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

A man of good taste

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

Only some days?

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

Most days I literally roll out of bed into my computer chair and basically sit here until it's time to roll back into bed.

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

I've lived that life and it's absolute hell

Now I do the same except get out of bed and go to work and come home and immediately go back to bed

Man I can't wait to get adderall

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

This

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

I work from home so there's no breaking this cycle.

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

Why wouldn't you walk around the house like Robocop? It's one of life's great pleasures.

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

my dud-

Nathaniel Lee
Nathaniel Lee

what the fuck is this thread

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

not self inserting as reese

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

being this new

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

sometimes i feel like captain salazar.

a rotting spanish captain whom dribbles profusely with an incredible hatred for a smug castaway pirate and all i want to do is forget it and scream "YJAAAAGH SPAAAARRO" at the top of my lungs.

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

I do the clang clang footsteps sound, swerve around and go "Come with me, or there will be... trouble."

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

Not as related but whenever I see a movie I like I usually end up walking around in a similar fashion to them, or at least with similar mannerisms.
Happened with
falling down
batman begins (fucking dumb but Bruce has style)
Blade runner 2049
2001: A space odyssey
It's usually just walking and posture.

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this

James Walker
James Walker

Yeah but Robocop is all shiny and cool looking and you’re not

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

a corpse in a suit
that nigga wasnt in a suit
look at the pic you posted you fucking idiot

James Butler
James Butler

Same here but I've got great hair.

Jose Young
Jose Young

Watch this on loop until you can see a chess board. This should break the soul sucking mind control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcpzubpIhtI

Julian Jones
Julian Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcDKeos5puI
very accurate

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

CHUN-DUN, CHUN-DUN, CHUN-DUN, CHUN-DUN, CHUN-DUN
VRIIIIIIL, WHIIIIIIIIIIISH, CLICK
Let the woman go, you are under arrest

Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

Thank you Dredd for bringing back the true RoboCop feel. I wish more movies would rip off RoboCop and foreign action films for just a fun romp of a movie.

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